"Married" to a rich woman [entertainment]

"you've been drinking?"

It's no wonder that Zheng Yunhao asked this way, anyone who heard this would know that he was drunk and playing crazy, and he severed the relationship between father and son... It's so scary!

As for the sarcasm before, it was really his old father who could say it, he was the best at making serious sarcasm, but this kind of sarcasm of asking the family to sever the relationship between father and son would be a ghost if you believe it.

In 800 years, I haven’t been to my family once, and their family is not from the line of ancestors and grandchildren. It really has nothing to do with my family except for the payment of New Year’s and festivals, which are similar to management fees.

Besides, Zheng Yunhao knew that what his old father cared about most was face, so he would not poke out family affairs. If his family knew about it, it would mean that the whole world knew about it. My family ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Dad Zheng really drank a lot today, he drank a lot at the wedding banquet, and now he continued to drink at the food stall, he became drunk before he knew it, and now he is dizzy, not knowing where he is.

Hearing his son's question, he replied obediently: "Drink a little, your Uncle He Jun's daughter is getting married, we drank a few more glasses, don't worry, I'm not drunk!"

"..." Well, he must be drunk.

"Where are you now? I heard noises, are you home yet?"

"I'm at the food stall outside the community, I'll go back right away..." Dad Zheng felt something was wrong as he said that, he was obviously the one who was asking the question, how come it turned out that he was being questioned?He shook his head and turned back, "Don't interrupt me, I'm talking about divorce... You can't divorce, you two are fine, look at us Zexi Chunxi still has the one in his stomach, don't make trouble..."

"I know, hang up first, I'll call Mom and Wisdom to pick you up."

Zheng Yunhao was extremely helpless, to be reasonable, who is making trouble now?

"Wait, I haven't finished talking. Let me tell you, your daughter-in-law must not be divorcing you because of April Fool's Day. Is she busy with work recently? Your daughter-in-law is taking good care of you at home, so Forget about home when you get busy? It can’t be like this, the daughter-in-law takes good care of the house because she loves you so that you don’t have to worry about the future, you can’t just occupy other people’s love, but you don’t know how to love others.”

"...No, I call every day when I'm not at home."

"Call... This is the free call time provided in the package. Why are you so big when you take the free call?"

Is it okay?Zheng Yunhao was dumbfounded by the words, there is a fixed call duration in the package, and no matter whether it is used or not, the money will be deducted, and talking on the phone every day is so boring and crooked, it is so worthless in the eyes of the old father!It's even a scumbag behavior!

horrible!Is this the original world of the elderly?

"I said you can't run two trips to stay with them at home, or take your wife and children out on a trip? You have to turn yourself into a spinning top, break your body and alienate your family. Is the family lacking the share you earned? It used to be Didn’t you break your leg once and have your agent carry it behind your back in a plaster cast? You are responsible for your work, but are you responsible for your family? Irresponsibility for your own body is irresponsibility for your family. Take care of yourself Think about it."

What Zheng Yunhao said made Zheng Yunhao fall into silence, he wondered if he was really irresponsible to the family as his old father said.

As if he really wasn't responsible for anything...

He originally thought that being responsible for the family should only be loyal to him, and that his wife and children have no worries about food and clothing, but after thinking about it carefully, even if he doesn’t work, the family has no worries about food and clothing, and it’s not because of him that his wife and children have no worries about food and clothing.No matter how hard he works to earn money, he can't make it to a higher level. His material life has always been the top.

Then he spent a lot of time and energy for this goal that could not go any further, causing irreparable damage to his body, and also lost the irrecoverable happy time with his family...

If these are regarded as an investment, Zheng Yunhao probably invested 99% of his property in a sunset industry, with little return or even a loss all the time, but he stubbornly believes that this sunset industry is still full of vitality.

So is it true that as the old father said, the divorce this time was not because of an April Fool's joke, but because of the troubles accumulated before, but these troubles have already been integrated into life, and everything he did was taken for granted, so he ignored it ?

Maybe this is the legendary widowed marriage?Maybe the loss is not so thorough, but in the end it is still lost.

While thinking about this, Zheng's father fell asleep on the table because of drunkenness. Hearing the loud snoring, Zheng Yunhao had no choice but to hang up the phone first, and then called Zheng's mother and sister Zheng Zhihui, and asked them to work together. The drunk old father carried it home.

The proprietress of the food stall has seen a lot of drunks who go to sleep when they are drunk. In the past, it would be fine to pick up the mobile phone and help the person on the mobile phone to answer it. But most of the mobile phones now have passwords. This often makes them very difficult to do. Fortunately, there is fingerprint unlocking. Today, the proprietress unlocked the phone with Zheng's father's finger, and then called Zheng Yunhao who was the last caller, and asked him to take him home after explaining the reason clearly. .

When Zheng's mother came to the food stall, she covered her face and walked away. It was really embarrassing. She went to the gate of the community to get drunk when she was a lot of age. Those who didn't know thought something happened at home, but it didn't happen. No······

Moreover, Dad Zheng was drunk and drunk. Originally, the two women struggled to carry him, and they kept moving around and yelling not to go home. In the middle, they threw off their buttocks and sat on the bench in the community, lying down On top, then snored and fell asleep again.

If it weren't for the fact that beating people in public is bad, Mama Zheng would definitely slap him on the face to make him sober up, and don't look at how old he is, and he would be drunk crazy! ! !

Carrying a drunk man home is undoubtedly tiring, and what is even more tiring is that the person who is carrying it is sweating profusely and has to resign himself to cleaning up this one and that one, while the drunk person just falls on the bed and sleeps soundly.

A restless night.....

He is already old, and he still has a hangover. One can imagine how uncomfortable Zheng's father was when he woke up the next morning. He hugged his head on the bed and wailed in various ways, which made Zheng's mother sneer uncontrollably.

"Still have the face to cry out in pain? If I were you, I wouldn't have the face to go out in the future."

"Hurry up and bring the hangover soup, and buy me a hangover medicine."

Zheng's mother remained motionless, standing by the bed with her arms folded and looking down at him, "Tell me, what dissatisfaction do you have with this family, so dissatisfied that you get drunk outside and don't want to go home. Don't make it clear It's not over, you can get drunk and do it yourself, but you even call to harass your son, he is so busy with work, so he has to worry about this little thing you did?"

The discomfort caused by the hangover made Zheng's father unable to think rationally at the moment, and coupled with his wife's nonsense, he naturally said everything, "I did it? If it wasn't for his idea of ​​divorce, I wouldn't have done it." Getting drunk? He's not busy with work, he's busy with divorce."

Mother Zheng asked in disbelief, "Divorce?"

"I delivered food to them yesterday, and saw the divorce agreement in the living room. Your daughter-in-law has already signed it, and I'm waiting for your son to agree. I read the agreement. The custody of the child belongs to the mother, and visitation is allowed for one month. once."

"What? How is this possible? I'll call him and ask him." As he was about to act, Zheng's father hurriedly stopped her when he saw this, "What are you calling? They are in Switzerland now. It's still late at night." I'm sleeping. Maybe it's just right now, so don't join in the fun anymore."

"Why don't I go to Switzerland too, she is pregnant again, and she has no one to take care of her."

"Don't go, he wants to divorce your son, and you keep coming to him, it will annoy me."

"Then what should we do? Just sit and wait for death?"

"To untie the bell, the person who tied it has to be tied. Your son's wife asked him to coax him back."

Seems like that's the only way...

On the third day after arriving in Switzerland, Zheng Yunhao was kicked out by the host just as soon as he got up, the big belly woman didn't know if she didn't sleep well last night or what, she seemed to be in a bad mood, as soon as he sat down, he asked: "You don't have a schedule? "

"Not recently."

After answering his wife's question, Zheng Yunhao looked at the two stinky boys at home, and it turned out that they were eating well. After eating a spoonful of meat paste, their cheeks were bulging. It seemed that this mouthful was a lot.

These little brothers are very well raised, they can eat anything, they are not picky eaters, even in countries with different feeding cultures, they can accept everything, even because the vegetables and fruits here are all picked by the servants on the farm, very Fresh and delicious.

While eating, the two little brothers did not relax their vigilance, their eyes kept staring at the egg on the plate, it was a boiled egg that had not been peeled, a small one, chic and cute.

Zheng Yunhao, a silly father, didn't see their vigilant eyes. When he saw the boiled eggs on the dinner plate, he took them over with each hand, knocked on the table twice, and then the egg shells cracked.

Seeing their eggs being taken away, the two brothers dropped their spoons and reached for the egg, "aba, give it to me, give it to me~~"

The old father didn't understand what they meant, thinking that they were in a hurry to eat, he peeled the eggshell clean along the cracks, and a white and fat boiled egg appeared in front of him, Zheng Yunhao handed the egg to him as if offering a treasure. In the past, "hey, it's ready to eat."

He first gave the boss rice grains, who would have thought that this little guy would knock off this fat and cute boiled egg with a wave of his hand, his little fist was beating the table, his eyes were red, "Not this one, not this one!"

The round egg even bounced a few times on the clean floor, rolling dust all over, looking quite messed up.

Zheng Yunhao was stunned, and quickly peeled another egg and handed it over, "This?"

Now the two boys were crying anxiously, waving their little hands and kicking their short legs, wailing, "Woooo...it's not this, it's not!"

After peeling several eggs in a row, they all said no, Zheng Yunhao was anxious and angry, could there be any difference between eggs?What's the fuss about early in the morning?

"..." Lin Miao, who was watching all this, closed her eyes and told herself to be patient and not to get angry.

Zheng Yunhao over there got angry first, and put a row of eggs in front of them, "That's all, choose for yourself, if you don't have it, don't eat it."

The two little brothers were wronged, and they were crying with a fierce "wow" by their father, crying loudly, robbing their eggs and attacking them, big villains!It is not an exaggeration to say that the worst person in the two-year-old baby.

Sighing, Lin Miao said to a certain idiot tiredly, "They like to peel the eggs by themselves, not the finished ones."

"······" Then I helped the wrong person?

The author has something to say: Lao Zheng, who is always silly and fufu, wrote 10 coins today, surprise or not?Accident or not?