[Comprehensive] It's Akutagawa Ryunosuke, not a lop-eared rabbit

"Oh~ yeah~ die for love~ one person can't do it~but~but~ two people can do it~ah~ die for love~ die for love~ die for love..."

Osamu Dazai, with his hands folded behind his head, hummed lazily, and the hem of his sand-colored coat swayed slightly as he walked.

After removing the bandages on his face and replacing his black overcoat, the black boy whose blood was from the Mafia actually became a little more lively and bright.

Regardless of the nature of Osamu Dazai's black mud essence, in the final analysis, he is only this year, and in some countries he can barely be legally called an adult.

In other words, if Osamu Dazai was caught overturning his car one day and brought to court for trial, the defense lawyer could even say righteously: "It's not his fault, he was just instigated by his guardian (referring to Mori Ogai). He was only 14 years old when he was forced to join the mafia, and he had no ability to distinguish right from wrong. You know, even now, he is still a child!"

He's still just a kid!

child!

Ah!

This kind of nonsense to fool the masses really has a little truth.

But if those who died in Dazai's plan were to know that Dazai, one of the "double blacks", was regarded as an underage child, the coffin might not be able to hold the coffin down.

Everyone who knows Osamu Dazai knows that Osamu Dazai is a black mud spirit that cannot be dealt with by common sense.

An out-and-out lunatic.

Saying that Osamu Dazai is a child who was kidnapped and strayed into the Mafia is more important than saying that the head of Mafia at the port is a simple and kind old man... Wait, these two things seem to be equally disgusting!

If you think about it with jio, you will know that a person who can become a mafia cadre at the age of 16 could be an ordinary teenager who is ignorant and deceived.

It's almost the same as coaxing other people's children into it.

(Chuya and Akutagawa who were also shot while lying down: ...)

Osamu Dazai, who was humming a song like an ordinary person, was picking out the items to buy, looking for what he was looking for.

Shunli relying on madness to die so that Odasaku had to call him, and also successfully asked Odasaku to leave his contact information, it is really flattering.

Compared with this, some news about the other world is nothing.

Before he could check much, he was interrupted by Odasaku's life-threatening serial calls.

I'm afraid that when he will receive the bento.

****

"Odasaku, you are too impatient. I thought you didn't show up so soon."

Dazai Osamu's voice was a little cheerful and playful, like a kindergarten baby who was discovered with a paintbrush before he could paint a mustache on his father who was taking a nap.

Well, I don't feel guilty at all.

"Ah, Yiping told me."

Oda Sakunosuke's voice was as smooth as ever, and he glanced at Yiping, the little girl standing beside him with his hips crossed in Balian Yunshou's office, looking angrily at him on the phone, as if the next second would grab the phone and call the nearest Osamu Dazai, who was crazy about making trouble, scolded him severely.

"What, I thought you and Yiping didn't know each other." Osamu Dazai complained half-truthfully, with a faint taste of coquettishness, "Could it be that you two are childhood sweethearts from the same school? something."

"No, it's just that our teacher is a good friend. We only met in the past few days." Oda Saku told the truth, and he didn't think there was anything to hide about this kind of thing.

"Odasaku—I want to see you——"

After a few seconds of silence, Osamu Dazai elongated his voice, soft and non-aggressive, like a coquettish kitten, sweet and milky.

Oda Sakunosuke's heart softened instantly.

Dazai has now left the port mafia, he must still be hunted down, even Chuya-kun's secondary card has been suspended, and he is a person who can't take care of himself at all, his life must be a mess now.

Ippei watched as Oda Sakunosuke jumped repeatedly on the cordon that was killed by reborn: Oda Sakunosuke, wake up!Dazai is not the weak and helpless cutie in your mind!He has my black card in his hand, so there is no shortage of money to spend, okay?Look at him, he is so busy doing things!Look at Dazai's filter is thicker than the filter used by Brother Prison Temple to see Brother Agang!Wait, why do I call Oda Tsukuru Oda Tsukuru? !

"Ippei, Dazai has something to tell you."

Odasaku handed Ippei his cell phone.

Yiping: At this time, you will say that I am not here!Where is your emotional intelligence?

As soon as the phone was close to the ear, the other person hung up the phone.

Yiping: I&**#￥@#@#￥*&￥

She shouldn't have thought that Dazai would personally thank her!

Pity her vacation for the next four years!

Does this guy know what she did to protect him?

Soul Dan Dazai will definitely break your leg the next time I see your old lady!

****

Having achieved his goal, Osamu Dazai was in a good mood and planned to go shopping to reward himself for his recent hard work.

Even if it is difficult for him to cook by himself, isn't there ready-made canned crab meat?

Osamu Dazai has never been someone who treats himself badly.

As if he had noticed something, the smile on Dazai Osamu's face couldn't help but deepen.

So interesting.

Here, what is there?

What made him unconsciously give up a big supermarket that was closer and come here?

By the way, it is because there is a river next to this supermarket, which is more convenient for him to enter the water after selling.

But why didn't he get into the water now?

Ah, he is not someone who will find the right time to get into the water, so he naturally depends on his mood.

……

This is really, really interesting.

Osamu Dazai's smile became even brighter, and he looked very pleasant. (Wait what the hell kind of vocabulary is this)

Let him see where he is from.

……

"Where's the canned crab meat?"

The young man who was looking for canned crab meat seemed to be a little distressed, and when he stepped back, he couldn't help bumping into a woman who was also standing in front of canned seafood.

"Ah~"

"Oh!"

There is no doubt that the first call was made by Osamu Dazai himself.

At this time, Osamu Dazai, who fell flat inexplicably before hitting the woman behind him, is still in a daze.

How to fatten four?

How did he fall flat?

Since he can remember, he has never fallen on the ground involuntarily, okay!

there has never been!

The author has something to say:

Who did Dazai meet?I won't tell you hehehe

After I finished writing, I checked and found out that I actually wrote Oda Sakunosuke as Oda Saku!Hastily changed it.

Sure enough, I was affected by Dazai's name (cover my face)

Let me tell you in a low voice, the apparent winner of this round is Dazai, but Gang Guitar knows everything.

After all, Oda Saku is also Reborn's proud disciple... Everyone understands (crazy gesture)

Also, Odasaku is already secretly dating Kurom, but no one else knows.