[Comprehensive] It's Akutagawa Ryunosuke, not a lop-eared rabbit

Her eyes are even more resplendent than the most magnificent blue gemstones. When they are watched by her eyes, it is as if they have seen the ocean with the smallest diameter in the world, even if they drown in it, they are willing to die.

Her hair is bright orange, hanging down to the bend of her legs, fluttering gently under the breeze. When you see that hair, you will find that this orange is actually the brightest color in your eyes.

Her appearance is like the darling of the gods, delicate and bright, like the rising sun and the bright moon, even if she is close at hand, she is also as far away as if she is in the high sky.

She is a god who came to the world.

——by the evaluation of some fans

Those who thought these were just idiotic rainbow farts who hadn't seen themselves understood that a person's appearance can be so bright and beautiful.

Only by seeing it with your own eyes can you understand what kind of impact the impeccable beauty of the prosperous age will bring.

For example, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who goes to view the photos and videos of Yasuko Hasegawa every day to contribute to her popularity, even though he often looks at her photos and videos to build himself psychologically, but when he really sees himself, His face was still blurred by the impactful beauty, and even his heartbeat couldn't help speeding up.

A momentary heartbeat.

No, wait, that's Mr. Chuya.

Countless scenes instantly appeared in Ryunosuke Akutagawa's mind.

The scene where Mr. Nakaya beats up a group of people on the opposite side by himself, the scene where Mr. Nakaya kicks Mr. Dazai who jumped off the building from mid-air back to the building, the scene where Mr. Nakaya hangs him and Mr. Dazai with one hand...

Cool and domineering.

A man's man, Port Mafia Gravity Nakahara Chuya.

Well, he calmed down.

The heartbeat of Ryunosuke Akutagawa, whose first love was broken by Mr. Chuya, stopped for a second and then returned to normal.

Very sober.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke turned his head slightly and glanced at Akashi Seijuro, as expected, he was not confused by the beauty, and his expression was clear.

It seems that his own self-control is still lacking, and he dared to be distracted when he saw Master Zhongye's women's clothing with his own eyes.

You know, he knows exactly how strong Mr. Chuya is in combat.

And the manliest real man in all Mafia in the port.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke secretly made up his mind to look at Mr. Nakaya's women's clothing more in the future, and he won't be fooled by beauty after getting used to it.

Chuya: Get out!

————Dazai’s green scalp dividing line———

"Hiyori! Yukine! Come back to God!"

Yato happily shook his arms in front of the eyes of the two, to be precise, a half-demon and an artifact.

"Miss Taizi looks even better than the ones on TV!" Yiqi Rihe wiped away the tears that flowed from the corners of his mouth. , Xueyin beside him nodded frantically.

"You two are about the same, obviously I am also handsome."

Yato looked at the two guys in the family who were dazzled by their beauty.

"Yato, you are not a beautiful young lady. Besides, I can see you every day. Miss Yasuko is not so easy to see."

Hiyori caressed Yato's dog's head, and continued admiring Yasuko Hasegawa's flourishing beauty.

"Yasuko and Asuka, my God!" Hiyori looked at the two beauties who walked in arm in arm, with a smile on his face and clasped his hands in front of his chest.

The inner groundhog screamed: My cp is sugary!Lily Dafa is good!I hit it for real!

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"Xueyin, what happened to her?"

Yato looked at Hiyori's strange nympho state, and turned his gaze to Yukine whose face was covered with black lines.

"Oh, it's just that I was so happy to see my cp master making candy that I was so happy, it's nothing serious." Xueyin, who had experienced the big wind and waves, was already fearless, and then added, "When you were drawing comics part-time, Japanese I've been wrestling with this pair of CP with her, and I'm almost going crazy."

"I'm a fan of rationality." Rihe defended himself, and then fell into the orange air of the two young ladies.

"It's just chasing after a star." Yato seemed relieved.

He put his eyes on the two girls who came side by side, Hiyori and Yukine who were not paying attention to Yato at this time did not see it, Yato's expression was so indifferent that it was almost scary.

In other words, the side he occasionally reveals is the real him.

Born from the desire to kill the gods, the God of Futsu, Yato.

The cold blue pupil looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar figure.

Is it replaced again?

When we met last time, you seemed to say that you wanted to really understand human beings. So this is your plan?

It will always look like this. He is obviously a god of bravery and struggle, but he has the character of an honest person.

Even though he has been betrayed so many times by humans and artifacts, he still looks like this.

After more than 1000 years, you still haven't made any progress.

Not at all.

Yato's eyes paused on Asai Asuka's body, and his eyes became colder and colder.

After staying with this fool for a long time, even the artifact has become stupid.

Yato turned his head, and a girl in gorgeous twelve-single clothes stood behind him, her white hair reached the ground, and a few strange strands of red hair intermingled with it, contrasting with those equally strange but icy red eyes , revealing her inhuman nature even more.

The girl looked at Yato with some questioning eyes.

Yato shook his head and waved his hand for her to leave.

The girl lowered her head slightly and walked away slowly.

When she turned around, behind the gorgeous and complicated twelve singles was the family pattern of gentian flowers.

"Culom, do you think it's feasible if I let Mukuro and the others make their debut in women's clothing?" Tsuna, who relied on Peng Li's super intuition to cheat, was a little eager to try.

"Boss, Mr. Mu, they will dismantle Pengo Lie." Kurom, who has been maintaining illusion to reduce the sense of existence, told the truth, and sincerely hoped that he would dispel this idea.

Although she really wants to see Master Mukuro's women's clothing...

cough cough.

The author has something to say:

The girl in the twelve singles is the protagonist of the fandom I plan to write, (yes, the kind that hopes to bring myself a European spirit to leave Africa and join Europe), and the next appearance will probably wait until Chuya is about to give birth. bah.The two articles belong to the same world.

I have decided, this book will not be included in v, use love to generate electricity, and I plan to work hard on the article by Gangzi next door (yes, I have only saved less than [-] manuscripts so far).

Tomorrow I will write a special article about Dazai and Zhongya getting drunk!Yes, the part where Chuya was delirious and was eaten and wiped clean!

剧情让我再好好撸一撸，今天写的太水了orz感谢在2020-03-2923:17:14~2020-03-3022:56:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Lilizi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

☆、Taizhong Drunken Special Chapter

In an underground bar in Yokohama, Osamu Dazai, with his right eye covered with a bandage, was dangling a glass of red wine that was only half drunk. He was bored watching Chuya Nakahara drinking alone. Very smiling.

But those iris-colored eyes were cold from beginning to end, there was no smile, only bottomless indifference.

Even in the port mafia, there is also a saying in private - the most unfortunate thing to be an enemy of Dazai is to be an enemy of Dazai.

Not only because he is an anti-supernatural person who can nullify all supernatural powers, but also because he is so smart and ruthless that even if he has been in the black zone all year round, he will be afraid of the means and control people's hearts. It's almost frightening.

In comparison, Chuya Nakahara, who looks a bit fierce but actually gets along with him for a long time, will find that he is a rare mafia with a conscience. Even though he has a fighting power that makes people kneel down and call him dad, his reputation in the port Mafia is actually better than that of Dazai. I don't know how much it has been cured.

Although it is a bit confusing to talk about conscience in the Mafia, Chuya Nakahara is really a rare honest man with a conscience when he has nothing to do with the interests of the port Mafia, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a good man.

Of course, when it's time to fight, Chuya Nakahara's terrifying strength in Yokohama's combat power ceiling is not for boasting. If you want to nuke your base, you will definitely disappear with the land.

No one dares to fight gravity.

Whoops, off topic.

Having said that, why did Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai come to the bar to drink after the mission, the main reason is that the two made a bet again, and the two guessed the enemy's actions separately, and the loser had to drink even after going back Three bottles of red wine.

The result can be imagined.

The loser is indeed the Central Plains.

Even though he knew that he could not win in this respect, in order to avenge Dazai Osamu who poured drinks on the game console and made him a dog, he still bet tirelessly (this word seems to be a bit wrong?) and has repeatedly failed. , Repeated battles and defeats.

As for whether Chuya Nakahara took the initiative to bet with Osamu Dazai, or the gamble led by Osamu Dazai, who is black and black, and even arranged the effects of dating bets in the plan, it is up to the beholder to see the wisdom.

Cough, naturally, Zhongyuan Zhong, who is sometimes blown out of anger, will still use the method of "one force to drop ten meetings" appropriately. As long as people are kicked into the wall and can't be detained, even if they are used, they will I can vent my anger on myself.

Yes, Chuya Nakahara had already despaired of his possibility of escaping Osamu Dazai's calculations.

That is, struggle.

After all, the goals of the two people are the same, as long as they can achieve their goals, Zhong Yuanzhong doesn't mind being used.

how...

I believe everyone understands.

According to the agreement, after pushing the enemy's organization flat, the two came to this bar under the control of the port Mafia.

Osamu Dazai with a face of "I don't want you to die drunk here", "I want to make trouble", "You little dwarf, you have fallen into my hands again hahaha", etc. Nakahara also wanted to set him up with Jio Entering the ground and soil with an expression of intimate contact, he personally picked three bottles of red wine with the highest alcohol content.

And he took out Chuya's card from his pocket to pay the bill.

Chuya: When did you touch my card?

The alcohol content of red wine is generally not too high. The three bottles held by Osamu Dazai are considered to be the part with the highest alcohol content in red wine, but compared to other wines with high alcohol content, such as vodka, Scotch whiskey, Red Star Erguotou, Shaodaozi, etc., they are worse. There are too many.

Osamu Dazai was not worried that Nakahara Chuya was drunk, but he knew that if Nakahara Chuya got drunk after drinking too much spirits at one time, then it would not be a matter of stepping on his waist to dance disco.

That was a major event that he had to carry his belt and swing the wall for free demolition.

Osamu Dazai didn't care how much the industry of the port Mafia was destroyed by Chuya Chuya.

But Zhong Yuan, who was so drunk, was severely injured by body skills and stuck into the floor, and almost received this painful death. One time is enough.

If Nakahara Chuya hadn't opened the "dirty" later, and Dazai Osamu was finally exhausted after being released from human disqualification, the loss that time would not only be the bill that was later placed in Nakahara Chuya's office.

Originally, Osamu Dazai just planned to get Nakahara Chuya drunk, and took pictures of him drunk and waited to mock him the next day.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai swallowed the final bitter fruit himself.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that three bottles of red wine would not let him lose control, the worst would be disco dancing in the bar, and it would not be to the point of beating people up.

Thinking that it was his own money anyway, the wine looked okay, so he sat down and drank it cup by cup.

Zhong Yuanzhong also drank the first cup slowly.

"Ah, it turns out that Chuya drinks like a little girl, taking sips and sips," Dazai Osamu leaned on the bar counter, his tone fluctuating, his face flattened, and under the glare of Chuya who had just finished a glass, he put his hand He drank half a glass of the red liquid of unknown origin in one gulp.

Nakahara Chuya: Hey, I’m so angry

Knowing that Osamu Dazai was deliberately aggressive, Nakahara Chuya still wanted to jump in.

So, the second cup, a mouthful of boredom.

The third cup, a mouthful of boredom.

……

Just like that, Zhongyuan Zhong was already dizzy after drinking three bottles of wine.

Under the dim light, the handsome boy with orange-red hair had a blush on his face, his blue eyes were blurred, but his clothes were neatly dressed, and the crooked black top hat and black choker on his neck were even more impressive. He added a bit of abstinence.

"Tsk tsk, the dwarf got drunk so quickly."

Osamu Dazai glanced at it, then mocked unceremoniously.

The staff of Mafia at the nearby port escaped completely when they started drinking in Zhongyuan Zhongye. Only the bartender was left to serve the two uncles tremblingly. Finally, they finished drinking two bottles and removed the third bottle of wine in Zhongyuan Zhongye. At that time, Jing Mimi smeared oil on the soles of her feet and slipped away.

If Mr. Zhongyuan starts drinking madly, at least this bar will turn upside down, not to mention anything else.

What happened last time spread throughout the port of Mafia.

Who would dare to stay by Mr. Zhong Yuan's side while he was drinking?

What's more, there is also Mr. Dazai Wang, a minefield dancer who can hit the opponent's thunder point with every sentence.

The bartender thinks he has the courage to stay until now, okay?

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the only person in front of him, and carefully identified him. After he recognized the other person, his expression suddenly became fierce. With a force on his feet, he jumped up from the high stool, clenched his right hand and raised his fist backward , obviously in a state of accumulating power.

"Da——zai—yi~~"

Osamu Dazai, who had drunk half a glass of tomato juice, saw this posture, and immediately dropped the glass and moved aside.

According to his understanding of Zhongye, he couldn't hit him this time, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to deal with him next time.

However, to Osamu Dazai's surprise, Nakahara didn't hit him, and the right hand that was clenched into a fist to store power was also released, hooking his shoulder at an unavoidable angle.

The warm body was thrown into his arms, accompanied by a faint smell of wine.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows slightly, glanced at Chuya who was hanging on his body but had fallen asleep with his eyes closed, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly.

Except for sarcasm, there is only coolness.

What an idiot, to be so reassuring as to be so defenseless in front of me.

No wonder he was betrayed.

Ah.

****

"Hey, slug, I'm at your house, let me go." Osamu Dazai, who was standing at the gate of Chuya Nakahara's mansion, wanted to tear off Nakahara Nakaya who was sticking to him with both hands and feet, but he didn't do anything. No effect.

He wanted to leave Zhongye alone in the bar, but Naihezhong didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong this time, so he clung to him and didn't let go, and even muttered that he wanted to go home.

Osamu Dazai originally wanted to call Chuya's subordinates to take Chuya away, but Chuya crushed the phone with his bare hands as soon as he took it out.

I don't know how he managed to sleep in a daze with his eyes closed.

Osamu Dazai: Koko

"Get off me, sticky slug!" Osamu Dazai didn't move when he saw it, and wanted to pull him off even more disgustingly.

However, the difference in combat power is too great, and there is no resistance.

"This is not home." Chuya opened his eyes and took a look in a daze, then continued to bury himself on Dazai Osamu's shoulder, his voice so soft that it was barely audible.

"Only me...not home..."

"Tsk." Feeling the weight on his body, Osamu Dazai felt that he, a strategist, was bearing a weight that he shouldn't have to bear.

What does it matter to me?

"Oh!"

Nakaya, who closed his eyes, withdrew his fist, and continued to stick to Osamu Dazai after punching through the door of his own house.

door, open.

The author has something to say:

Yokohama Kaimen Wang Zhongya.

When Dazai was thinking "it's none of my business", he actually cared a little bit, but he didn't realize it himself.

With Dazai's personality, if he really doesn't care, he won't bother to pay attention.

Dazai was lured into the house by Chuya himself.Miserable, really miserable.

The next chapter is still special

I wanted to solve it all at once, but it was too late today.

I improved the setting again, and it feels more reasonable than the original one.

Tomorrow let everyone see how scumbag Dazai is.

First of all, let me remind you that Dazai is a suicidal man with no emotions at this time, he really doesn't understand emotions.

You are already mature readers, you must learn to eat sugar from Zha Zai's words and deeds.

明天有玻璃渣里有糖的幼儿园车。感谢在2020-03-3022:56:22~2020-03-3123:11:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Arabian Nights; 3 bottles of Fengying Dengying;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

☆、Taizhong Drunken Special Chapter

Osamu Dazai wished he could slap himself on the head, whose brain was confused by something before.

He actually came in with the dwarf in his arms.

He should have taken the dwarf straight into the water!Let him be sober and sober!

Bah bah bah, it's fine to die with a beautiful woman, but it's disgusting to think about dying with a slimy slug.

vomit!

Osamu Dazai, who was trampled on the waist by Nakaya, lay on the ground, his ears were filled with the music from the super-large stereo surround speakers in Nakaya's house, and Kazuya yelled for an entire hour without making a hoarse voice.

At home, you can also sing the special effects of disco dancing in nightclubs, so choose... Sorry, I didn’t pay for it, so it’s not suitable for dinner.

The unbearable Osamu Dazai was not in the mood to appreciate Zhongye's nine twists and eighteen bends after being drunk, and only felt that he might die of a ruptured eardrum.

By the way, he almost forgot that a ruptured eardrum would not kill him, at most he would be deaf if he was unlucky. Usually, the eardrum would heal itself after ten days and half a month.

Can't die.

cut.

boring.

He is now thinking about when Zhongya will make a mess and smash his own house.

At that time, he will naturally throw the decontaminated Zhongya in the ruins of his house, and go home to sleep by himself!

Unfortunately, Osamu Dazai miscalculated Nakahara Chuya who was drunk.

I kept stepping on him until midnight, and I didn't know when he opened his own red wine, just like a drunk alcoholic stepping on a box and blowing on a bottle, stepping on Osamu Dazai non-stop.

Osamu Dazai who was trampled on for a long time and still hasn't been beaten: ...

You are really big!Hit me!Bury me and your house together!

No matter how nice the singing is, after listening to the stereo surround sound at its maximum for half a night, Osamu Dazai felt that it was unscientific that he did not have tinnitus.

Only thought is noisy.

Nakahara Chuya poured down the wine bottle in his hand with a slightly confused look in his eyes, but there was nothing.

"No more?" He muttered to himself, his eyes gradually lost focus, and when he let go of his hand, the wine bottle hit the floor, and then his whole body fell on Dazai Osamu.

"It finally calmed down." Osamu Dazai struggled with difficulty and turned over, unexpectedly, he was still clinging to him like an octopus.When Osamu Dazai finally sat up with his waist supported, Naka also changed his posture and nestled in his arms in a very ambiguous and intimate posture.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyes slightly, but his eyes were still terribly indifferent.

Is it his delusion?

I always feel that Chuya is stronger when he is drunk than when he is sober.

Although the ability was not used, the aura was closer to the time of "dirty", but compared to it, it seemed, more, elusive.

Osamu Dazai knew that even when using "dirty", Chuya's true strength was not fully displayed. This was a secret that only he knew, not even Chuya himself.

I don't know what will happen when the slug fully exerts its strength?

Will he be completely controlled by his own supernatural power, and be violent until all his power is exhausted?

No, he almost forgot, slugs aren't human at all.

His supernatural ability is himself.

I really want to see it.

Will the personification of the supernatural powers with human appearance and human emotions be the same as human beings when they die?

Ah, sooner or later you will know.

Not in a hurry.

Osamu Dazai casually pulled out the dagger that Chuya was carrying, threw it casually, and directly cut off the line of the audio equipment.

Quiet instantly.

"You, what exactly do you want..." Chuya was talking in his sleep in a daze, but his hands were still firmly grasping Osamu Dazai's clothes and refused to let go.

Naturally, Osamu Dazai couldn't miss listening at such a short distance.

It was said that he didn't have any extra thoughts, and even his expression didn't change.

Osamu Dazai lowered his head to look at the person who was nestled in his arms and did not let go.

The fair skin of the young man in his arms was slightly tinged with a bright crimson color, and the orange-red hair lost the protection of the hat that fell into an unknown corner, and was completely exposed, a little messy, and looked extraordinarily soft.

A young man who is so powerful that he can directly annihilate the entire Yokohama is now so defenseless that he is picked by others.

Originally dangerous and powerful, but now well-behaved to the point of being almost harmless.

When a ferocious beast bows its head docilely in front of you and entrusts all its weaknesses to your palm, who can control himself under such a temptation, so as not to be agitated?

And Osamu Dazai is an exception.

Or it can't be considered an exception.

A bony hand pinched Chuya's chin, not gentle, it was almost like looking at a commodity.

"The little dwarf who is quiet can see his face."

Osamu Dazai put aside Chuya's chin maliciously, hooked a finger around the black choker around his neck, and pulled it up unceremoniously.

"Cough cough..."

Zhong was also violently awakened, but he was not sober at all, and was still very drunk.

The pupils of the cobalt blue eyes were loose, out of focus, and even a little ignorant, almost like a small animal's instinct to rub himself against Osamu Dazai's body.

Abstinence and lust, temptation and purity.

Osamu Dazai seems to understand why Mr. Mori likes young girls.

(Leader Mori: I am not me without you, don’t talk nonsense! My true love is Alice!

Alice: Bah!shameless! )

"Do you know what it means to send a sheep into the tiger's mouth?" Princess Osamu Dazai picked up Chuya, seeing his obedient and docile appearance that was hard to see on weekdays, and didn't expect him to answer.

That's right.

Just like a dog.

Throwing the person on the bed casually, Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya who was completely powerless on the bed, his kite-colored eyes gradually darkened.

"What is your wish..."

A slight to almost inaudible murmur came from the bed.

The orange-red hair was pulled maliciously, and a voice whispered in his ear, like the curse of a demon in the abyss.

"Then what about giving me a baby?"

Osamu Dazai replied with almost sarcasm and full of malice.

It's ridiculous.

A person who is born as a human yearns for death and ignores life, and a person who is not a human being but wants to live like a human being.

Two completely opposite people.

No, the slug is just a supernatural ability with its own consciousness.

Just a thing.

It doesn't matter.

Nothing matters.

Rare, something to want.

Mark it.

The black choker was ripped off and thrown aside, Osamu Dazai bowed his head and bit Chuya's carotid artery.

"Well……"

Zhong also frowned slightly, but did not resist.

'God, heard your prayer. '

……

(The [-] words are omitted here too, you are already qualified old drivers, you must learn to drive by yourself)

The sky is getting brighter, and in half an hour, the sun will rise.

Osamu Dazai glanced coldly at Chuya, who still had wet tears in the corners of his eyes, and the red marks all over his body.

Guilt or something doesn't exist.

Last night, even Zhong also cried and said no, but he didn't stop at all.

Covering his mouth lazily and yawning, Osamu Dazai put on his own clothes, stretched his waist and left.

Ah, it seems that next time we should find more opportunities to fill the dwarves with wine.

The author has something to say:

Dazai: What are you thinking?You're all adults (wait a minute you're all eighteen) and the Mafia, how is it possible to be in charge of something like this?Just a one night stand.

Why is there so much difference between what I think in my mind and what I code out!

Brain: I'm fine.

Hand: No, you're not okay

The setting is that everyone thinks that Zhongye is the personification of the superhuman ability "Huangbatu", including Zhongye himself.But in fact, in order to understand human beings, the god "Doujianhuang Batu" sealed himself and disguised himself as a superhuman ability to attach himself to human beings. As a result, the midwife Po Lantang took it as a superhuman ability and made it out.

Here you can probably see a little bit of Huangbatu's character. I won't say much about it, and I will improve it later.

This wish was completely accidental, Chuya's divinity was temporarily awakened, and Dazai made a wish casually and even drove a car.

That's where the cub came from.

N years later,

Zai Zai: Papa, how did I get here?

Dazai: Oh, I made a wish to your mother for a child.

Zai Zai: Liar!I have read the book!The child is... just here!

哒宰：这话是真的，没骗你。感谢在2020-03-3123:11:27~2020-04-0123:35:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of spiders wearing straw hats;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!