[Comprehensive] It's Akutagawa Ryunosuke, not a lop-eared rabbit

With bright red slap marks on his face, Osamu Dazai swaggered into the detective agency.

Although it was already afternoon, Osamu Dazai was late for work, left early and absented from work once or twice. Everyone didn't find it strange that he came to the detective agency in the afternoon.

After all, it is Osamu Dazai.

It's just that the slap marks on his face are so conspicuous that Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help asking.

"Mr. Dazai, have you been beaten?"

The wording is extremely euphemistic.

In fact, what he originally wanted to say was "Mr. Dazai, have you been slapped by a girl for teasing her everywhere?"

Cough, as a timid and cowardly tiger, Dun Dun said that he would not speak so bluntly and let Mr. Dazai find an excuse to bully him.

"This is my dear's expression of love for me~ Dunjun, a single dog like you will definitely not understand." Osamu Dazai triumphantly yelled at the single dogs, and cue Shinichi by the way , "The sweet troubles brought about by this sassy girlfriend, Kudo must be able to understand."

Thinking of his girlfriend's fighting power when he kicked the light pole, Kudo Shinichi retorted with a strong desire for survival: "Lan would not hit me! Lan Mingming is super gentle."

If he dared to acquiesce in this matter, Dazai would dare to stab Lan in front of him later.

Atsushi Nakajima, who had only met Mori Ran once, nodded. Ms. Mori is indeed a super gentle big sister, and she is also super nice to Kudo-senpai. The two of them are simply a match made in heaven.

"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, kicking from the depths of love. This is great love!" Dazai Osamu was intoxicated, his cheeks flushed, and the people around him felt chills.

"Senior must have said something that shouldn't be said and got beaten." Kenji Miyazawa guessed innocently, "For example, something like dying for love."

"Martyrdom is a matter between two people." Osamu Dazai waved his hands with a smile, "It's nothing to bring an unborn kid together. Although a neat family of three is not bad."

The implication could not be more obvious.

"Click" Kunikida Doppo, who was busy writing but always had two minds, crushed the pen in his hand.

"Didn't you say you don't want to be responsible when someone is pregnant?!" Kunikida Doppo looked at Osamu Dazai as if he was looking at non-recyclable garbage.

The others stared together in condemnation.

"It's too much, do I look like this kind of irresponsible scum?" Osamu Dazai lay down on the sofa as if he was heartbroken, puddled into liquid.

Others: You don't look like that, you obviously are!A man with scumbags written all over his body.

"Mr. Dazai, are you going to be a father?" Naomi Tanizaki, who sat on Tanizaki Junichiro's lap and wiped his hands one after the other, asked the most important question right now.

The background sound is the panting of the blushing Junichiro Tanizaki.

"probably."

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Osamu Dazai's expression seems to be a bit distorted.

"So that's how it is. It's really interesting." Luan Bu, who had been eating freshly baked dim sum, suddenly made a sound, and took a few sips of soda.

"Mr. Ranpo, do you see what's coming?" Kudo Shinichi, who was overly curious, raised his hands and asked.

He swore with his detective instincts, it must be a big deal!

"Isn't this kind of thing obvious at a glance?" Ranbu Maomao is proud.jpg

Isn't it just that the person Dazai likes is not only a women's clothing boss, but also an ex-partner who had an affair with him? Is the other party pregnant?What's so strange...

? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Because I took it for granted and ignored the logical disorder of the observed clues, I was so scared that I dropped the snacks in my hand.

If he remembers correctly... Mr. Hat is a man, and men cannot get pregnant.

The wide green eyes looked at Osamu Dazai, who smiled innocently.

Although I have long guessed that Mr. Hat is not a human being, is it too beautiful to be pregnant?

It's still your show, Osamu Dazai.

"What's wrong?" Akiko lost her composure when she saw Luanbu, and couldn't help asking him.

"It's okay." Luanbu pressed his hat, and changed back to his usual squint eyes, sitting on the chair, he leaned back and leaned on the back of the chair, "It's Dazai who has something to do. Akiko just needs to help him prepare the most painful wound medicine and bandages for selling misery and pretending to be pitiful!"

Oh shit, Dazai is about to roll over.

"The most painful... I do have it. The effect is superb, and it's super exciting." Akiko thought of some effective wound medicine, and it was not expensive. You can give Dazai a bath. Of course, the cost will be directly deducted from his salary. That's it.

Osamu Dazai: Are you devils?

"Dun?" Luanbu waved at Dun, "Did you forget to tell me something?"

Dun:? ? ?

Dun Dun looked dazed during the live performance.

"No?" Atsushi Nakajima thought about it carefully, but he couldn't think of anything he wanted to tell Mr. Ranpo, and almost scratched his silver hair.

"By the way, Atsushi, didn't you accept the commission? Why are you back now?" Akiko asked Nakajima Atsushi who entered the door with Osamu Dazai.

Because the image of Dazai Osamu was too conspicuous, everyone subconsciously ignored the normal Nakajima Atsushi, and before the question was spoken, Dazai Osamu's bright slap print took their eyes away.

"Ah, because the employer is too busy and has no time to go out for sightseeing. Seeing that I am too bored to wait, he let me come back first." Atsushi Nakajima scratched his head.Aside from his obsession with his hairstyle, Mr. Akashi also gave him a pretty good feeling.

"Last night." Luanbu reminded.

"I went to the banquet last night, followed Akashi-san, and then..." Atsushi Nakajima tried hard to remember, "And then it was over. Mr. Kudo and I took the tram to go home separately. Didn't anything strange happen?"

"No," Kudo Shinichi frowned, "On the way back yesterday, you told me that your favorite wife, Miss, was taken away by a man, and a woman you didn't know said that the man would die, so you ran to find someone. You said that the venue of the banquet yesterday was Hong Kong/Black territory. My wife told you about it. I saw that your expression didn’t look like nothing happened, but after we got on the tram, there were so many people and you didn’t continue Go on."

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"Have you forgotten?" Kudo Shinichi rested his chin in thought, then suddenly raised his head, "No, why didn't I ask more questions yesterday, but went home instead? If Mr. Ranpo hadn't mentioned this, I would have forgotten."

"Mind control abilities." Quan Jinghua, who had been silent all this time, said suddenly.

Her trainer in Japan is Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and her instructor is Ozaki Momiji, a powerful person with supernatural powers, and the most experienced cadre in Hong Kong/Black.

She still knows a little about mind control abilities.For example, Q, who was imprisoned, is a mind-controlling superhuman, whose name is Brain Hell.

But it doesn't match.

The number of people with mind-control abilities is rare, and compared to people with combat abilities, their rarity can even be compared with people with medical abilities.

When Koye Ozaki taught her common sense, she had told her that when encountering a mind-controlling superhuman ability, one must remain calm and kill the opponent as quickly as possible.If it is said that most people with supernatural powers are a bit abnormal in spirit, then the mind-controlling people with supernatural powers is a model among them with cat disease in their brains, and each one is more unstable than the other.

"It should be that the memory has been tampered with." Kudo Shinichi recalled his memory of last night, and there was indeed something wrong - according to his character, how could he forget such an important thing and let Atsushi go home?You must dig out all the clues to be at ease.

The two people in the script team were tacit understanding.

"Who did it?" Akiko asked the two members of the script team.

"I don't know~ How would I know someone I haven't met~" Dazai Osamu's tone was turbulent, and under Akiko's increasingly dangerous eyes, he pulled Atsushi Nakajima in front of him as a shield.

"Someone will come." Luanbu stuffed a mouthful of thick snacks into his mouth, and chewed with his mouth unhappily puffed out, "Master Luanbu is not happy! The naughty boy will be spanked!"

It's like when the president messed up Mr. Ayumi's ass when he was a child!

Disobedient children will be spanked, until they cry!

The author has something to say:

Bad boy Edogawa Jieri: Why is it a bit cold?Is my dear brother unhappy?

Ranpo: Master Ranpo is very angry!Let the president spank your ass!

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