[Comprehensive] It's Akutagawa Ryunosuke, not a lop-eared rabbit

In the early morning, the bright sunlight fell on the bed in the bedroom.

A pair of dogs and men, no, they are a young couple, hugging each other to sleep.

One bed, two people, one quilt, the man hugged a petite woman with red hair, and the beautiful woman with red hair curled up in the arms of the man, her slightly messy red hair looked extra soft in the sun, gently Smell, as if you can smell the sun.

Osamu Dazai thought so, and did so.

Zhong, who was woken up by his movements, was also a little upset. She had worked overtime for several days before, and finally managed to get a good night's sleep. This bastard pestered her again, and the two of them had a quarrel all night. No matter how good her physical fitness was, she couldn't stand such a situation Pretentious.

Well, at first Dazai was pulling her, and then she was going to squeeze Dazai dry.

Oh, spicy chicken.

"Honey, your hair has the fragrance of the sun, which reminds me of our first meeting." Osamu Dazai is affectionate, flicking the affectionate character design of the romantic heroine.

"That's the smell of the shampoo I washed my hair with yesterday." Zhongyuan Zhong also said with a cold face, "As for our first meeting, is it about the time you touched porcelain and I still entered the room?"

"How about it, what a beautiful first encounter, it must be unforgettable enough. When we are old, we can tell these things to our children, and maybe it will turn into a beautiful love that will be praised by future generations~" Osamu Dazai ignored it Ye's cold face, "baji" kissed Zhong Ye's delicate, beautiful and radiant face.

"It's true that your saliva was left on my face." Zhong also said in a bad mood.

Ha, Osamu Dazai is going to get married and have a baby, is he Chuya Nakahara?This is really a joke.Who said it was just for fun, anyway, the two big men will not have children... He is really pregnant now!

If there is no need to be responsible for "Nakahara Chuya", will Osamu Dazai be willing to be responsible for "Hasegawa Yasuko"?He doesn't believe it.

Chuya Nakahara once partnered with Osamu Dazai, and he knows what kind of person Osamu Dazai is far better than the people in the Armed Detective Agency.That is a person who is so indifferent and frightening, he plays with other people's emotions recklessly, regards controlling people's hearts as a tool for games, and regards other people's efforts as nothing, and the pain and struggle of others has nothing to do with him, whether innocent or deserved , he doesn't care at all.

It's not that Osamu Dazai has no conscience, he just has no heart.

He doesn't know what love is, what is hate, just like a child, only exists for "want".I joined Hong Kong/Black because I wanted to sleep forever in the destination of "death", and I joined Butei because I wanted to find the meaning of "living".

Osamu Dazai said the same thing to other women.

Zhong Yuanzhong also saw him talking to women in order to obtain information, and every word he said was full of affection, which made the woman he was watching blush and moved her heart.Afterwards, many of those women died in his hands, some of them were thrown away after using them, I don't know what the end would be, and some of them were killed after collecting the information.

There was even Osamu Dazai who couldn't beat him and ordered Chuya to silence him.

Osamu Dazai's love words, just listen to them, don't take them to heart.

If he really believed this nonsense, he would be a fool in Zhongyuanzhong!In vain being cheated by Dazai for so many years.

Chuya Nakahara's hand touched his abdomen which was not the slightest protruding at some point.

Osamu Dazai's eyes sank, and he held Chuya's face in his hands as if he didn't notice, smiling and leaving watermarks.

"Where is the saliva, Taizi, look, how about you kiss me back a few times?"

Chuya Nakahara's bottom line is to tolerate this guy climbing onto his bed and holding his hand and kissing his mouth to sleep on him. Let him kiss Dazai on his own initiative?I can fuck you!

At this time, Nakahara also completely forgot about his feat of draining Osamu Dazai last night.

Cough, Dazai's legs are soft now.

"Dream!" Naka gave Osamu Dazai a supercilious look.

"Then let's dream for a while, it's Sunday, how about we go shopping together in the afternoon?" It means to stay in bed with Zhongya and get up in the afternoon.

The beauty entered his arms, hugging the petite beauty in his arms, the young man's chin was just touching the beauty's soft ocher hair.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

It's true that I'm getting tired more and more recently. Is it because the child is about to be born?

almost.

Hundan boy, hurry up and get out, labor and management are about to unload the goods!

Zai Zai: I, I am not familiar yet...

Nakaya fell asleep peacefully, but Dazai Osamu did not sleep, his deep eyes fell on the top of the beauty's hair, the ochre-colored hair looked like a slug, and it was hard to find a woman who looked like this for the people behind her.

Appearance, personality, temper, habits, other than gender, she resembles a slug to the extreme.

Of course he knew that this was definitely not Slug's lover. The first thing Slug saw this woman was probably to take someone to do a paternity test to see if the two were related by blood.

Is it Chuya's older sister or something?

He remembered that Zhongye's body was artificially created by selecting human genes, and it might have been in the same petri dish at the beginning.This is not impossible, and this is just speculation about the "origin".

Behind Yasuko Hasegawa seems to be Hong Kong/Black, but it may not be only Hong Kong/Black.

Hong Kong/Black may just be a shield.

If this is the case, then Chief Mori and that little girl must know about that—they will give up Akutagawa, but it is absolutely impossible to give up Chuya and let outsiders approach or even abduct Chuya.The "value" of Zhongye is unmatched by the whole black lizard, just because he is strong enough.

Tsk, are you going to find Bald Sen?Inexplicably feel like I lost.Then go find the little girl to talk to me.

And one more thing……

Osamu Dazai frowned, and a little irritatedly set his eyes on the lower abdomen where there was no trace of fat.

Could it be that she is really pregnant?

Although he didn't wear a condom, he would put the contraceptive pill in the water for Taizi to eat every time after sex.

Taizi will never be unable to eat this, she finds it every time, and still eats it.

But accidents are not impossible.

Thinking of the "accident" that might come, Osamu Dazai didn't feel happy, nor did he feel the joy of being a father for the first time.

It never occurred to him that he was responsible for an unborn kid.

A diving duet for two?

He couldn't even bear his own life, let alone others.

As for the child or not... Heck, if he cared about this, he wouldn't be Dazai Zhi.

What is the child of two people whose identities and names are false?It's nothing like him.

Regardless, there is no best.There is... we will talk about it later.

But how could the meat that got into his bowl escape again?

Absolutely not yo~

Cut off all her external channels, sow discord between her and her friends, no matter who is behind her, he is the only one who can stand behind her in the end.Let her see only herself.

Those beautiful cobalt blue eyes could no longer reflect the sky, the sea, the sun, the forest.

To collect such a beautiful collection, no one will show it.

She would lose everything - only him to hold her.

Really nice idea.

He now understands Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's hobbies a little bit.

Treasures in my box.

Zhong Yuanzhong also didn't realize that the people around him were flooded with black mud, and their sickness became more and more serious-although they were all the same hopeless.

Chuya slept soundly, but Dazai did not fall asleep at all.

"Taiko, let's eat mackerel for lunch! I saw a lot of mackerel in your refrigerator!" Dazai got up from the bed eager to try, "I'll make you a whole mackerel feast!"

"Forget it, take your time, I don't want to be sent to the hospital because of food poisoning." Nakaya grabbed the dark cooking master Osamu Dazai, "I'll do it, you stay here to watch TV and play games."

"I want mackerel soup!" Dazai held up his small hand to express his opinion.

"It's good to eat some, don't be picky." Zhong also took out the mackerel from the refrigerator angrily.

Dazai, who was wearing a yukata loosely, lay halfway on the sofa and began to look at Chibi Maruko.

After a while, a burnt smell came from the kitchen.

Dazai: Did Yasuko forget that she is a kitchen killer?Tut tut.

The next moment, the woman who was still wearing an apron rushed into the bathroom and started to retch at the sink.

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The author has something to say:

Dazai was scared, he was afraid.

Well, Dazai did give Zhongye a contraceptive pill, but Zhongye thought it was something like poison/medicine, and didn’t think about anything else at all. He thought it didn’t matter if he drank it, as if it didn’t do any harm to his body. look.Contraceptive pills are completely useless to Zai Zai, he is in a state of mental body now, and he doesn't even have a physical body.

Zai really fell in love with Zhong Ye, but he didn't know it himself.

Zhong also didn't believe it.

Chuya: Only fools believe Dazai's nonsense.

later--

Chuya: I'm just a fool!

Da Zai: The scumbag is in a good mood for a while, and the crematorium afterwards.