[Comprehensive] It's Akutagawa Ryunosuke, not a lop-eared rabbit

How can we never be separated?Of course, it is to integrate with the other party. In this way, there is no betrayal, no abandonment, only endless attachment and love.They depend on each other and are deeply lingering.

Zhong Yuanzhong would not do such a stupid thing.

(Qing Ji: Old lady [beep][beep][beep][beep]...)

Don't say that Zhongyuanzhong doesn't eat people, even if Zhongyuanzhong cannibalize people, it is impossible to eat Dazai, and you are not afraid of indigestion?Just thinking about it makes me sick.

So Nakahara took a broom and planned to sweep out Yato who was trying to make trouble.

"Wait, wait, don't chase me away, I still have something to say last time!" Yato said by jumping three feet high to avoid the broom, waving his hands.

Hearing this, Nakahara stopped the broom in his hand to clean the house, looked at Yato with raised eyebrows, and beckoned him to continue.

"I want to be your son's godfather!" Ye Dou opened his eyes wide and tried to be cute, "Look, I have lived for more than 1000 years, and I have no children (Xueyin: ...), the gods want to leave offspring It's almost impossible, and I don't think it will be possible in the future. Do you have the heart for me to die alone? QAQ"

"Can you bear it? QAQ"

"Be patient." Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his broom, very coldly, "Say."

"The 'fate' between me and this child will become deeper after I deliver you. Either deepen this 'fate' or completely cut it off," Yato explained with a serious face while rubbing his chin, as if I didn't notice Zai Zai's trembling at all, "If you let it go, if something uncontrollable happens, such as being discovered by 'Heaven' in your current state, it will be very troublesome." Killing God or something, he is not very want to do this.

There is Xiaoyuan who knows Gao Tianyuan very well who has been a high-ranking goddess of Ritian (Childish Ritian Goddess) even though she doesn't care about it. If she hides it properly, there will be no problems.If there is an accident, there is still a big killer, Xiaofu, if it is really impossible.

Zhongyuan Zhong also slapped Yedou's leg with a sweep.

"to be frank."

Yato: QAQ

"Rihe likes children, but I am a god and she is a half-demon. Even if she is pregnant, she will not be able to give birth to our child alive with her strength. Moreover, Rihe is still underage! I calculated, according to her growth rate , it will take another ten years for her to officially become an adult QAQ”

You can only watch but not eat, Ye Dou is really miserable.

"Aren't you a family of three? It's that child Xue Yin." Nakahara Nakahara was speechless when he thought of this family of three, the couple who were parents and children of this family were like Yuan Yushen and Kidomaru's husband and wife who abused dogs and Shuten Ibaraki's best friend The husband and wife duo went too far.

"Xueyin is too old, and he is getting more and more mature now, those who don't know think he is my father." There is obvious intimacy and showing off in the disgust.

(The disliked Xueyin: I'm sorry, I'm a teenager, not a baby. And who am I getting older for!)

So you come to snatch my child as soon as you step on the horse?

Nakahara Chuya's expression was bewildered.

"That's right. What's the relationship between us? Your cub is my cub, and my wife is still my wife." Yetou said naturally.Cubs can share, but wives can't.

"I have no opinion. I don't know if he agrees or not." Zhong Yuanzhong also touched his stomach.Although still flat, he could feel the life born from his power.

He knew that his child already had a consciousness of its own.

Soon I got a reply from Zai Zai: Godfather can have it~

It seems that this kid really likes Yato.

Zai Zai: Fuck, Ma Ma, look carefully, that is the God of Misfortune, who was born from the desire to kill God. He has killed God more than once, do you dare to disagree?If something happens and troubles you, he will really kill me, make me dissipate and return to your origin, turn you back into a barren bully, and forget about me completely!

Unlike Dazai's father who commits suicide every day, Zai Zai is a Zai Zai who has a strong desire to survive.

No matter how ugly the world is and how boring life is, he still wants to see it with his own eyes.He hasn't seen this world yet, this world that his father loathes but unconsciously loves, and his mother (Chuya: ...) has always loved.

At least, after he opened his eyes and touched the world, he would consider whether to go into the water with his father.

"To be honest, Yato, you can answer the prayers of believers, right? If Hiyori wishes to have a child, isn't that all right?" Nakahara Chuya asked doubtfully.

"Hiyori will be very dangerous..." Yato frowned.

"Then what if you are pregnant?" Zhongyuan Zhong also tried hard to dig a trick, "Look, I can get pregnant too, and you should be able to too."

"Even so... Chuya, although I am working towards the God of Fortune, I have been the God of Misfortune since I was born. Killing is my job, killing everything is my instinct, and I don't care about giving birth. Ye Dou looked at Zhong Ye and said quietly, "Although you are also in charge of killing, but because of the beliefs of human beings for many years, your priesthood also involves seeking children and marriage."

That's why you can answer the believer's prayer and conceive for him!

Nakahara Chuya: ...Fuck, I don't know what to say, so just scold Dazai!

"But Xiaoyuan should have a solution..." Yeto stroked his chin, eager to try, "After all, Xiaoyuan really takes care of this matter."

"I'm pregnant, I haven't tried it yet..."

Nakahara Chuya: Wait, I just said it casually, do you take it seriously? !

"Damn it, godfather is going to help you give birth to a brother or sister, aren't you moved?" Yetou knelt down and said to the cub in Chuya's stomach.

Zai Zai: Don’t dare to move, dare not move.As long as you are happy, godfather.

"Zhongye, I'm going to find Xiaoyuan to ask for a child! I'll come to you after I give birth! You should pay attention to avoid fighting recently, the child is about to be born! By the way, find that person to inhale more energy so that you can give birth more easily."

Yato, who left these words, hurriedly turned the window and left, apparently looking for Yuanjieshen to ask for a child.

Chuya Nakahara, who was too shocked to be stupefied, and Zai Zai in his stomach were left with blank faces.

Destiny of fate, do you still care about seeking a child?

Fate and God don't care, but the juvenile empress has this function.

"Don't even think about it, this kind of thing is extremely troublesome. If it is found out, it will be very troublesome to deal with." Yuan Jieshen, who had turned into a very cute little black cat, said with his cat's face in his hands, "Besides, If Kidomaru finds out, he will definitely want to have a child to play with, pregnancy is too hard, I can't bear it." And he will definitely dislike the child for stealing her attention.

Caught off guard, Yato, who was stuffed with dog food, showed an mmp expression.So sweet, yet choking.

Hmph, who is not a person with a target!

"What's the matter with the causal law weapon on Chuya's wrist?" Yato asked, who suddenly thought of something, "I don't remember seeing it on him before. But I can't find the source either."

"Who knows." Yuan Jieshen stretched his waist in the black cat state, "It's always kind. And that thing was in his hands three years ago, but now it's consumed because of that human's supernatural power. It’s only discovered when it’s too big.”

Karma weapon, interesting.It was the first time she saw it.

"So it's really not good? QAQ" Yato repeated the old saying, trying to achieve his goal by being cute.

"No." Yuanjieshen refused to speak righteously.

"Oh." The aggrieved Yato walked away step by step.It wasn't until Yato walked away that Yuanjieshen realized what he had overlooked.

"You took me down from the tree!"

"You want to stuff Xueyin into your stomach and give birth to become your own son. Just say no to it. As for being so twisted and twisted, are you embarrassed?!"

Yuanjie, who was trapped in the tree, turned into a puffer fish.Hmph, she just waited for Yato to turn around and ask her for help.

But before that, she had to go down here first.

A pair of rough and warm big hands hugged Yuanjieshen from the tree, because she turned into a cat, Yuanjieshen could clearly smell the thick dried fish covered by the cold and alienated temperament on the human who was holding her smell.

Sure enough, a small dried fish was sent to Yuanjie Miao's mouth.Yuan Jie licked it tentatively, and his eyes lit up in the next second, it was delicious!It's the best dried fish!

From Fukuzawa Yukichi's point of view, the black cat that was carried down by him did not escape, and even ate the dried fish he fed!For the first time in life!There is actually a cat that sees him and doesn't run away!

With an inexplicable gleam in his eyes, Fukuzawa Yukichi stretched out his hand towards the black cat's soft fur.

Yuan Jie, who was happily eating small dried fish, trembled.

"Meow----------!!!!!!!"

The author has something to say: Yato actually hates Dazai, on the one hand because of Chuya, and on the other hand because he hates suicide and his negative world-weary attitude.So Yato is eager to try and want to plant grass on Dazai's head.

Yato: Chiu Ye Chiu Ye, what do you think of this Huang-chan?You have good looks, strong strength, long legs, and your previous relationship was also great!

Chuya: 1.9 meters... Labor and management are going to cut off his leg!

Huang: Why did you shrink in half? (The one who has the best relationship with Huang is the [-]-meter female Huang Batu) Also, I have a girlfriend.

Royal Cuisine: Nuclear Ping's Smile.jpg

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Yato: Chiu Ye Chiu Ye, look at this Xiao Yuan...

Kidomaru: Take out the chain.jpg

Yuanjieshen: Be good, my sister likes you the most!Chirp~

Kidomaru: ...Am I so easy to coax?

Destiny of Destiny: Chirp, Chirp, Chirp, Chirp~

Kidomaru: The surface is cold, but the heart is flamboyant.jpg

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Yato: Chiu Ye Chiu Ye, look at this Ebisu... Forget it, let's go to Kunsama...

Because of the replacement, Ebisu became a three-headed short-legged Ebisu: ...

Kun Shamen, who was suddenly pulled over and loved to be a mother: ...

Zhaoma with a green light above her head: Ah - Yato, I'm going to kill you!

Xueyin: But you can't beat him. (indifferent face)

Zhao Ma: Although it sounds very angry, it makes sense.

Kun Shamen: Forget it, let me call.

Yato: Wait, don't slap your face, Yukine, come and help me!Help!

Xueyin: The weather is really nice today.

Zhaoma: Yes.

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The third time I failed to find a CP for Chuya. Yato fought repeatedly and failed repeatedly. A pregnant girl who stumbled finds an honest man, and teaches the scumbag a lesson.Congratulations, the hardworking Yato has been loved by his girlfriend.

Looks pretty good, doesn't it?

Ah, it's still too late, hey~ plus the words, it's 3000+.I don't care, I just update on time!The curse does not work!invalid! (From the roar of the single dog author)