[Comprehensive] It's Akutagawa Ryunosuke, not a lop-eared rabbit

The next day, Atsushi Nakajima, who got the young lady's phone number and successfully confessed to the young lady in his dream, came to the detective agency refreshed and planned to start his day's work.

It's just that Dazai Osamu was not seen until noon.

"That suicidal maniac must have committed suicide somewhere else, maybe someone has caught him by now." This was Kunikida Dopo who was so busy that he exploded on the spot.

"Don't worry about Dazai, his ability to survive is very strong." This is with Akiko Yosano.

"He should still be with the beautiful young lady~" This was Edogawa Ranpo who was gnawing on potato chips.

The others just thought that Osamu Dazai was hooking up with the young lady again, and didn't think of going anywhere else.After all, Osamu Dazai has always been just flirting, and there are many women who like him (face), but I have never seen Osamu Dazai do anything other than hold hands.

Of course, Osamu Dazai, who has been poaching money from two honest people, Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi all day long, has no money to open a house in the eyes of everyone.

Kudo Shinichi, who was going to send his girlfriend away today, and the Tanizaki brothers and sisters, who were going to school, were not here, so they didn't express their opinions.However, Miyazawa Kenji was ordered by the president to study at home behind closed doors, and even hired a tutor, intending to let him also study and get a diploma.Not to mention, like Kunikida Doppo, who graduated from university and passed the postgraduate entrance examination, at least a primary school diploma or something, so as to raise the average cultural level of the detective agency!

Dazai & Dundun & Yosano & Ranpo who didn't even go to elementary school for various reasons: I'm heartbroken, President!

Until the evening, Atsushi Nakajima, who was planning to go out for dinner, opened the door and saw Osamu Dazai hanging himself at the door.

"Mr. Dazai, what are you doing? The beam will be broken!" Dun Dun calculated in horror, how much he and Osamu Dazai would have to pay for compensation if the beam broke, and finally decided that the two of them could only go to Customs Only when the shop is a cowherd can it afford to pay.

It is not that the beams are too expensive, but that they are too poor.

Nakajima Atsushi's wallet was already shriveled by Dazai Osamu, and Dazai Osamu might not have such a thing as a wallet at all.

(In the hands of Dazai, the Zhongyahe Yiping black card and Nana’s mother’s card for living expenses for her godson on a monthly basis:...)

Atsushi Nakajima hastily put down Osamu Dazai, who was vandalizing public property, and what came into view was Osamu Dazai with dark circles and dazed eyes, as if he had been sucked by a female ghost.

"Mr. Dazai, what's wrong with you?! Could it be that you are sick?" Atsushi Nakajima, who has no experience, first thought that Osamu Dazai was sick.

"This look is like being sucked dry by a female ghost. Dazai, why did you go?" Kunikida Doppo looked at him like this, although he wanted to say that Dazai Osamu was sick, but he His eyes told him that this was clearly the result of excessive indulgence!What the hell did Dazai do from yesterday to now?

Dazai Osamu who was really drained of energy: ...

"I'm dirty..." Osamu Dazai was so angry that his eyes were in a trance, "I'm not that clean Dazai anymore..."

Dun Dun with a confused face:? ? ?

Kunikida Doppo:? ? ? ——! ! ! ! ! ! !

"Could it be..." Kunikida Doppo's eyes widened, could it be that Dazai met... Dazai is a mess, but his face is really good-looking, if a man really attacked him... Scum!How dare you force Dazai!

Although Kunikida Doppo beats slaughter every day, his companionship for Osamu Dazai is also true.Now that his own people were being bullied, he was so angry that Armstrong spiraled into the sky and exploded on the spot.

"Who did it, I'm going to castrate him!" Kunikida Doppo said viciously.

He didn't want to do murder, but to castrate a scumbag, Kunikida Doppo not only didn't feel pain in his conscience, he even felt that it wasn't enough.

Strong female perpetrators should confiscate their crime tools!Destroy in situ!

Looking at Osamu Dazai who was deeply hurt, Kunikida Doppo also had pity in his eyes, absenteeism from work, and double suicide are nothing serious, let alone this time there was a reason for the incident.

Looking at Kunikida Doppo's eyes, Ari didn't know what Osamu Dazai was thinking in his heart, he groaned, and threw himself into the arms of Atsushi Nakajima who was still in a daze.

"Hey~ I slept with a very beautiful young lady yesterday~ The young lady gave me the feeling that it was my first love. She threw herself into my arms, but I didn't refuse~嘤嘤嘘~"

Kunikida Doppo silently crushed the steel pipe in his hand (don't ask how the steel pipe came from, just take it)

Calm down, he's very calm, isn't it Dazai coaxing a double of a young lady's first love into bed?He wasn't angry at all... no wonder!

"Ah, Kunikida, don't be so serious~" Osamu Dazai withdrew his pretentious babble, and lay in the arms of Atsushi Nakajima, whose face was already blank, his expression was so calm that it was almost indifferent, "After all, it's the fat delivered to the door , Don’t eat for nothing.”

Others: Fuck!Dazai you scum!

"Although I was thrown into the river by my young lady when I fell asleep afterwards, I gave her my contact information~ Soon I will have a girlfriend." Osamu Dazai smiled, with a smile on his lips.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was beside him, felt a chill rushing from the soles of his feet to Tianling Gai for no reason.

The current Dazai-san is scary.

"Are you responsible for that lady?" Kunikida Doppo, who only heard a few words from Osamu Dazai and didn't understand the details, didn't know how to evaluate it. It's fine if it's a mutual love, but if it's just Dazai's wishful thinking... Dazai probably won't Do such a shameless thing as forcing a girl?

Kunikida Doppo felt that he needed to find out from that lady, if it was true...he didn't mind killing relatives righteously.

"If she needs it." Osamu Dazai smiled with eyebrows crooked, looking like he was in love.

Interesting, interesting, a woman who felt so similar to Zhong also made him so unguarded in his sleep that he was thrown into the river to kill her.Or a spy trained by Port Mafia.

I just don't know whether it is Mr. Mori's person or Zaoluo's person, let alone accident or man-made.After all, for them, accidents can be man-made, and man-made can easily turn into accidents. It is just instinct to take a step and see a hundred steps.

But it doesn't matter who it is, even if it's Fyodor's dark thread.

After all, it will become his person in the end.

Even if it is not now, it will be in the future.

want to.

Osamu Dazai seemed to hear the desire of the evil spirit in his heart.

At this moment, Nakahara Nakahara, who didn't know the halo of the pirated protagonist from Tuanzi, tightly covered his vest, was half lying on the bed with his legs crossed, and he felt refreshed after draining his energy and throwing him into the river. .Especially when the opponent is Dazai Osamu.

As for being lost...

Hehe, it's as if he and Osamu Dazai have never had sex before.

It's just that I was the one who was tortured by various tricks in the past, but now it's Osamu Dazai who can't do it anymore.

Thinking of Dazai being squeezed dry, Nakahara Chu felt at ease.

Ha, bastard mackerel, you have today too!

Zhong Yuan, who was about to change his posture, also paused, and took out a business card from under the pillow.

【Kobayashi Hideo】

This is the name on the business card.

Zhong Yuan, who had written down all the half-truths and half-false information on the telephone address above, also twisted the business card into slag with gravity without expression.

When he looked up, he saw a pair of clear but cold blue eyes.

One deep and one shallow, two pairs of completely different blue eyes looked at each other.

The eyes of the gods looked through the eyes of humans to the sleeping god.

The author has something to say: who is here, emmm is obvious, so I won't explain it.

In addition, Chuya Nakahara, Yasuko Hasegawa, Hideo Kobayashi, the love triangle is already in place.

Dazai, he doesn't know that he is in love!Not to mention that he loves Chuya's soul through Yasuko's appearance!Dazai thinks that he just wants to "want" on a whim, but in fact it is a desire hidden in his heart (Dazai's conspiracy theories will not be written out, but writing them down will lower Dazai's IQ) In short, it is... Ah I will take my time to make the plot look more reasonable. I really tried my best, but I can’t express the feeling I want orz

I don't know if there is any sugar in Taizhong, but in the short term, Dunjie will definitely not have sugar, and there will even be glass slag.That's right, I'm going to go to the plot.Probably, I will abuse it (Wang Tian)