[Comprehensive] It's Akutagawa Ryunosuke, not a lop-eared rabbit

"how can that be?!"

Even if Miura Haru, who is gentle, kind, beautiful, elegant, outstanding and talented, is his ideal future girlfriend, Miura Haru once had such a pure and beautiful first love for a period of time, but this first love that has just sprouted has not yet been said. Withered prematurely, he has already let go of the broken boy's heart and became friends regardless of gender with the senior sister he once liked.

Well, it's almost the same as siblings.The relationship between Kunikida Doppo and Miura Haru's father, Miura Haruyo, is nothing more than a master-student status. In a sense, they can also be regarded as a family.

The story is far away, anyway, the current Kunikida Doppo and Miura Haru really don't have the slightest bit of ambiguous thoughts. Of course, Kunikida Doppo wants to hang on a crooked neck tree for her to give up a large forest. He still expressed his opposition to the matter of chasing after thousands of miles to Italy.

Because it really is a crooked neck tree!The kind that bends in a mess and can't be straightened!May I ask who can straighten the crooked neck tree?Or straightened the circles of mosquito coils?

要不是怕被揍，国木田独步真的想要抓着三浦春的肩膀狠狠摇晃看看她那一向清醒的脑子里是进了多少水才变成了这副为了真爱心甘情愿当备胎默默守护love brain.

(It's not Haru Miura, who is in love with his career line and is so busy that his hairline rises:...)

But who is there?In addition to Dun Dun, who is innocent and sweet, Dazai Osamu, a black mud spirit with a script, and Kudo Shinichi, a humanoid self-propelled case attractor shrouded in the halo of the protagonist, have silently seen through the reality of his crush failure.

Miserable, really miserable, really too miserable.

Shinichi Kudo, who has a fiancée, and Osamu Dazai, who has never been short of beautiful girls, expressed their heartache and laughed heartily.

"Sister, she has a gentle personality and outstanding talent. She has been a top student since she was a child, and she has never lacked admirers, but even so, my sister and I are innocent! She is still looking for her love abroad!"

When it comes to the love that Haru Miura is looking for, Kunikida Doppo can't help but twitch his lips.

but!yes!He is really innocent!

"I don't believe it~ Don't eat the fat in your mouth, Kunikida-kun, are you a man~" Dazai Osamu had a rippling expression on his face, and his words were full of doubts about whether Kunikida Doppo was a man.

Kunikida Doppo, who plans to put his first night on his wedding day, is still a virgin. The veins on his forehead are throbbing like Dazai Osamu dancing wildly on his rational line.What the hell did he do to partner with this guy!

So Osamu Dazai was beaten up.

"Why don't you introduce her to me~ She's single and handsome~ This kind of young lady likes me the most, who can be salty, sweet, offensive, and bearable. You can find the contact information with a touch of your mobile phone~"

Osamu Dazai, who was beaten up, was still dishonest, he raised his hand while lying on the ground and suggested sincerely.

"It's really shameless..." Kudo Shin pressed in a low voice.

Atsushi Nakajima beside him nodded frantically.

Although Mr. Dazai is good-looking, but...knows everything.

A lot of age, why do you still pretend to be a young and beautiful boy?Dun Dun, a really young and beautiful boy, expressed his contempt.

Impassively slapping the obstructing paw, Kunikida Doppo gritted his teeth and said, "Senior sister won't take a liking to your bandage placement device, she hates hooligans who harass/harass her the most, you will be beaten by her later If you are half dead, I will lead you."

"Is Kunikida-senpai's senior sister good at fighting?" Nakajima Atsushi, who had just been psychologically shadowed by Akutagawa Ryunosuke, raised his hand to speak silently, trembling.

"That's right. She doesn't have supernatural powers, but in terms of physical skills alone, she is very powerful. I haven't seen the specifics. She probably hasn't used all her strength. At least she can easily hit two Dazai with one hand." Kunikida Doppo said unceremoniously Taking Dazai as the unit of measurement of combat power, and also seeing Atsushi Nakajima's wandering thoughts, he comforted, "She never took the initiative to provoke trouble, and she only defended herself when someone came to attack her."

For some reason, Atsushi Nakajima breathed a sigh of relief.

"Speaking of which, the senior sister seems to have taught Xiaochen... Akutagawa's physical skills, and she also mentioned to me that his health is too poor, and his physical skills are also very average. She tried her best to let him protect himself Thinking about it.” Kunikida Doppo recalled that one day Haru Miura was enjoying the afternoon tea made by Akutagawa Ryunosuke while chatting leisurely with his friends.

In fact, senior sister still wanted to take Akutagawa to go abroad together. It is said that even the work can be arranged with her nepotism. It is definitely a high-paying and easy job. It is much better than him being a child laborer for the previous unscrupulous boss. .

"No matter how you look at it, your senior, Kunikida, must have been deceived. Obviously, he was just trying to cover up his false identity. After all, he is a mafia."

Osamu Dazai, who had his teacher's name taken away, twisted himself up from the ground, collapsed on the bed and snatched away the quilt of the sick Atsushi Nakajima.

Dun Dun: QAQ

Talking about a speculation that he didn't believe at all, Osamu Dazai swore as if he had spoken the only truth.He knew Akutagawa Ryunosuke all too well.What's more... Four years ago... Where did he have the time to spend so much time on the false identity.

"At that time he was 16 years old," Kunikida Doppo sighed, "It is said that he was abducted to work in a black-hearted company. It was also a worry. Later, in a car accident, he narrowly escaped death, and was thrown out to recuperate while going to school."

"Thinking about it now, the injuries on his body should not be from a car accident, but from the mission."

Dazai: No, it's not a mission, it must have been beaten out in the torture room.

"Don't let me know which bastard abducted him into the mafia! The scum of a scum/pervert/perverted scum! And tricked a child into the mafia to work for his life! That kid still admires him a lot, bah! To the kid You brainwashing scum!" Kunikida Doppo, who knew that Akutagawa's previous teacher was indeed a scum, slammed the table next to him viciously.

It is known that this is a small table with a light shape that is generally used to place decorations such as vases, and it is also a gift from Dr. Yosano's shopping lottery.

Available, average quality.

So of course, the table collapsed.

Dazai: The scalp feels cold.jpg

The author has something to say:

Ask, why is Jiejia unwilling to go to Pengo Lie?

Jiejie: ​​(grievance) I don’t want to be said that I got to the top through nepotism.

Coulom & Haru Miura & Skylark Yamazuki & Ex-Girlfriend: ... Blame us for being too powerful

Dazai has actually guessed whether Miura Haru is a former colleague (chaos evil camp) or a current colleague (neutral order-good camp).