[Comprehensive] It's Akutagawa Ryunosuke, not a lop-eared rabbit

Facing his first commission nervously, Atsushi Nakajima tidied up his things very carefully, although it can be seen from his somewhat stiff movements that he is panicked now.

"Hey, boy," Kunikida Doppo called out to Atsushi Nakajima, "I have no sympathy for you who are not only unlucky but unfortunate in your short life."

Atsushi Nakajima:? ? ?Wait, are you going to give me a raise? !

"So I'll just tell you one skill for surviving in this city," Kunikida Doppo opened his notebook and took out a photo, "Don't ever meet this person, run away when you see him."

"But..." Atsushi Nakajima pointed to the high-blurry picture quality that can only be seen from the back of a black body from beginning to end, "It's fine if there is no frontal face, isn't this picture quality too much! Even I can't tell if it's a man or a woman! How can I hide!"

Just find someone wearing all black and you can pretend to be that person in this high-quality image, okay?

"Ahem, after all, I haven't seen him before," Kunikida Doppo's eyes wandered, "He acts cautiously, and I only have this back view here."

"Then this person is..." Atsushi Nakajima looked at the blurred back photo in his hand, and suddenly realized that he seemed to have entered some extraordinary place.

"It's the mafia." Osamu Dazai sat on the table, facing the window. At some point, the in-ear headphones he was wearing were replaced by headphones, but the headphones were hung around his neck, not as usual A song by Yasuko Hasegawa was playing.

"There's no other way to call it, it's just this." Osamu Dazai spoke calmly with his face slightly sideways.

"They are a vicious criminal organization that dominates the port. They are called the port and the mafia. They are the most dangerous gangs in the city's underworld. The man in the photo is quite troublesome even for members of our detective agency. " Kunikida Doppo said.

"Why is he so dangerous?" Atsushi Nakajima raised his own question with the good habit of asking when he doesn't understand.I'm sorry, but he really couldn't see any danger in such a high-blurred figure that looked like it had been covered with several layers of mosaic.

"Because this guy is a person with supernatural powers," Kunikida Doppo closed his handbook, "and it is specialized for killing. It is an extremely cruel supernatural power that even the military and police are helpless. Also, do you know that this photo is How did you get here?"

Nakajima shook his head.

"Two years ago, it came from a dead man who was cut into pieces by his ability. There is no doubt that it is the broken/corpse/mad/demon you are thinking about now, but he will not do anything to the corpse, This method is directly used to cut a living person into pieces. This photo was found by a hacker in the detective agency from the memory card that was cut in half. It took him more than a month to manage it. Recover this."

Atsushi Nakajima: Yokohama is dangerous QAQ

Seeing Atsushi Nakajima's gradually terrified expression, Kunikida Doppo continued, "I don't want to fight this guy either." Although he has never fought against him before, he is an extremely difficult person when he thinks about it.

"But is there really no frontal photo? What if I meet him and don't know him? QAQ" Atsushi Nakajima panicked. He heard that the mafia was vicious, murdered and set fire to him. Will it be made into charcoal-grilled white tiger meat?

"No." Kunikida Doppo adjusted his glasses with a calm expression, "at least not now."

"I used to have it~" Osamu Dazai looked out the window, the corners of his mouth curled up.

There is a bird's nest in the tree outside. In the bird's nest, two fledglings with gradually plump wings are learning to fly under the leadership of the mother bird.One of them was flying around the nest tremblingly, would suddenly fall down from time to time, and then it would struggle to fly twice before it was about to land.

What a boring and ridiculous scene.

"Eh? There used to be, why is it gone now?" Atsushi Nakajima looked confused.

"Three years ago there were, but not many, but now there are none." Kunikida Doppo paused, "It is said that there were electronic materials in the detective agency before, but even under the surveillance of hackers in the detective agency , that data has been cleared. Now, maybe there will be one in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.”

"Aren't there any printed photos before that?" Dun Dun asked online.

"Yes." Kunikida Doppo's lens flashed coldly, "No more."

"No no no... no more?" Dun Dun suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Because either the photo was found and destroyed, or the owner of the photo was killed together." Osamu Dazai added, lazily put on the earphones.

Ah, that's amazing.Akutagawa would not want to be so low-key, unless... interesting.No wonder Mr. Mori...

Dun Dun: QAQ is scary!

"This man's name is..."

"It's Akutagawa."

****

"Wow, wow, yeah, I can't commit suicide alone..." Osamu Dazai was lying on the sofa, humming with earphones, blatantly paddling with his eyes closed.And then... His earphones were taken away by Kunikida.

"Hey, Dazai, how's work going?" Kunikida Doppo asked.

Osamu Dazai lay on the sofa, smiling harmlessly: "Waiting for the revelation from heaven."

Kunikida: ...

"Kunikida, I have a question for you."

Seeing Dazai Osamu's serious look, Kunikida Doppo also wanted to see what kind of ivory he could spit out of his dog's mouth, no, he couldn't say that about his partner, in case Dazai Osamu felt sorry for him and his wallet, he planned to return it. Where is the money?

"What would you do if your dog went off with someone else?"

"In my future plan, there is no such thing as raising a dog before my wife gives birth to a child." Kunikida Doppo, who currently has no plans to raise a dog, also answered this question with his rigorous attitude.

"What if, what if!" Osamu Dazai snatched the earphones and lay on the sofa with his legs crossed, looking foolish, "Do you want to kill that person or kill the dog? Choose one, it's super~simple~ "

Kunikida, the most upright person in the entire detective agency, ideal without any haze, unique:  …

"This kind of choice is wrong no matter how you think about it!" Kunikida Doppo's forehead was throbbing with veins, "Also, Dazai, I remember that you hate dogs very much. The food was rushed and eaten, and the husky chased it for three streets."

"I had two dogs before~ But dogs are stupid and stupid creatures~ A short-legged Corgi, a black dwarf, even if I play around, he only dares to scratch me twice. The other one, knowing that I hate dogs, was kicked away by me, but still stupidly came over." Osamu Dazai stretched his waist, his face full of disgust.

"Dirty and stupid, stupid."

Kunikida Doppo: Fuck, you scum!

Ever since he met Osamu Dazai, not only has his ideal not been cloudless, but his daily life is overcast with heavy rain and thunder strikes.

The author has something to say: Kunikida Doppo: Once my ideal was without any haze, and then I met Dazai Osamu...

Kakashi deliberately avoided Kunikida, but he had no idea that Dazai and Kunikida were partners, otherwise he would rush forward to confess his love even if he was caught in a vest (?) Of course Dazai was also avoiding Kakata.

Jiejie: ​​I regretted it at that time, very regretful.

When I was coding before, I suddenly thought of such a passage——

Dazai: That short-legged corgi has no other use other than [beep]beep[beep].

Kunikida Asa: Shit!Dazai, you scum, [beep] dog!

要是被过激宰厨芥芥知道自己被哒宰说是他养过的狗，说不定超开心呢，四舍五入一下就是被哒宰承认了（眼神死感谢在2020-07-1422:25:42~2020-07-1621:54:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Mujiuqi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!