[Comprehensive] It's Akutagawa Ryunosuke, not a lop-eared rabbit

Sitting in the special car arranged by Pengo Lie, Zhong Yuan sat in the back seat with a blank expression on his face. From the corner of his eye, he subconsciously observed the passing scene around him, with his hands crossed over his chest.

Yes, he wasn't angry at all.He didn't get angry because he was coaxed by the beautiful young lady!Although this young lady's appearance, height and personality are his ideal type, but now it gives him a sense of mysterious familiarity that drives him crazy.

(Ari: The point is height, right? As for the sense of familiarity, it’s probably because of the similar aura to Dazai’s black mud spirit.

Then, the 162-meter-tall Zhanwu Ah-ri was blown away by the 160-foot-tall boss Jiu.)

Akutagawa Ryunosuke sat quietly beside Nakahara Chuya, counting the trees outside the window without saying a word.

What a tragedy, Mr. Chuya, I thought that after Mr. Dazai was gone, I would finally have an affair, but I didn't expect that the roses are poisonous, not to mention thorny.

"Is Zhongye-kun angry?" Fangcun Aite said in a soft tone with a smile, very much like a little girl's coquettish tone, coupled with her petite figure and soft and delicate facial features, it really doesn't violate feel.

The car I took was a large luxury car of a world-renowned brand. This version is not much longer, but it is wider. It is more than enough for three people to sit in the back seat. What's more, one of the three people is thin and the other is petite (gravity warning!), see On the contrary, it was a little empty.

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at her quietly, but didn't speak.

At first I thought it was a gentle and beautiful young lady like Nao Asakawa (Nao Asakawa who was on a mission to rub the enemy on the ground: Ah-choo—), but after changing clothes, it was like a different person, not like Sister Hongye Such an elegant and intellectual big sister is fine, but in the end, she smells like a bastard mackerel!

grass!This guy Dazai is haunted!

"But I really didn't lie a word." Fangcun Aite scratched her hair in distress. Every word she said came from the heart, but she didn't say clearly that she was from Pengo Lie.

"I was thinking about the past, but I was called by the boss to come to work, but I just happened to be on the same flight as you on the way back." Fangcun Aite said that this was her subconscious instinct, and she didn't need it at all. Use your brain to calculate, okay?So it's all a coincidence!

In this regard, Nakahara Nakahara, who was tricked by Osamu Dazai countless times, said that he didn't believe a word.

But Zhongyuan Zhongya, because of his relatively pure and honest personality that is completely incompatible with his combat effectiveness, even if he has been cheated countless times with a well-known partner who is not black and muddy for so many years, he often knows it is cheated, but he will still refuse to turn back. jump down.

"Even if I like Mr. Zhongye very much, I won't open the back door for business." Fangcun Aite stretched out a finger and shook it. She is a person who distinguishes between public and private, so she won't open the back door.

"Don't say such things." Nakahara Chu, who had never been liked by a girl before, and a beautiful girl who was shorter than him, turned his face away, and his eyes were a little unnatural.

Naturally, he is very clear that Fangcun Aite's liking is not between a man and a woman.But, but but but!Such a straight ball has never been encountered in the Central Plains!

From Ryunosuke Akutagawa's perspective, he happened to see Nakahara Nakaya's blushing ears turning away.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke felt as if he had discovered something extraordinary.

Although he seldom (never) coaxes people, is Fangcun Aite, who is a master of novels and has a high IQ, willing to prescribe the right medicine to coax people, or is it easy to catch?

Besides, she really likes Chuya.For those who have truly sunk in the darkness, the most difficult thing to resist is not the sunlight that dispels the darkness, but the light that can still give them a ray of hope even in the darkness.The sunlight that dispels the darkness may be salvation for those who have just stepped into the darkness, but for those who have already closed their eyes in the abyss, it is no different from a deadly poison/drug.

Because they have long been part of the darkness.It's not that the darkness eats them, it's that they have nowhere to go but the darkness.

This is also the reason why Fangcun Aite accepted the invitation of his bad friend Liudaoku to come to Pengo Lie.

In short, Zhongyuan Zhong was easily coaxed.

Among them, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that the other party did not have any malice towards him.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa seemed to be calm, but he was even more calm (not) writing down the two or three things about coaxing his girlfriend.Don't get me wrong, he has no intention of falling in love himself, but just wants to give Yin a little example to learn from. If he has a boyfriend in the future, don't listen to the man's nonsense, don't be coaxed so easily.You know, a man's mouth, a deceiving ghost, can't be trusted!

Wait, is there something wrong?

Forget it, it shouldn't be a big deal.

(Chuya whose gender is completely reversed:...)

"Isn't this the right way?"

Fangcun Aite, who was chatting enthusiastically with Zhongyuanzhong, suddenly turned around and looked at the driver's seat.The right eye was bloodshot, and a terrifying inhuman aura surged out of her body, and even the air became scorched instantly.

Nakahara Chuya and Akutagawa Ryunosuke activated their supernatural power the moment she released her aura. The Rashomon on Akutagawa Ryunosuke's body surged, and Nakahara Chuya's whole body was covered with a layer of red light, ready to kick the driver at any time. The people on the seat are crushed into the center of the earth together with the seat.

After quickly eliminating countless quotas who dare not do/are not/too lazy to make trouble, Fangcun Aite immediately determined the target.

Powerful, extremely high status, IQ off the charts, brain pit, idle ass hurts, looking for trouble...

Although these conditions are also met by Liu Dao Mu, he is currently being bald because of his apprentices. The big apprentice and partner Kurom and Balian Yunshou are on good terms, and the bead tires are dark. When he went to secretly get a marriage certificate, he was arrested. I got caught; the second apprentice got the little girl from Yunshou's house (still eight years old), and she is still being chased and killed by Yunshou all over the world; she despises Liu Daoku's ugly aesthetic all the time, and she is pineapple essence The three apprentices became the most worry-free ones, except for three or five days of fighting with Balian Lanshou, there was nothing serious about it.

Therefore, there is only one person in front, not two possibilities.But that guy would never want to appear in front of his old friends in this world, especially if one of his old friends is his... um, lover?It's really not appropriate to say that they are lovers.

Wait, this kind of thing of planting grass for yourself is really not impossible to the extent that person has a brain hole!

However, it won't be him.

because……

The familiar sweet smell of cotton candy wafted through the air. The man in the driver's seat unceremoniously stepped on the accelerator while tearing open a pack of cotton candy and stuffing it into his mouth.

The one with no controls on the steering wheel.

"Ahh~ I was found out, but I deliberately held back all the way and didn't eat marshmallows~" The white-haired man finally turned his head, the purple inverted crown imprint on the left side of his face was particularly conspicuous on that handsome face, his tone was rippling and sticky, Like marshmallows that melted in the sun, they didn't feel uncomfortable with the aura of the three of them.

As a rare existence who would be surrounded and beaten by all Pengelie's guardians as soon as he appeared on the stage, he was not afraid of the three of them.

Fangcun Aite took a deep breath, and dialed the number of the technical department expressionlessly.

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I have a hundred chapters!Sprinkle flowers!

Hey hey, it's so miserable, marrying a daughter and marrying a son again, the caring little padded jacket was abducted (in the eyes of Hey Hey), and only Fran, the heart-wrenching sack, was left.

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