Katori Haruka pulled the clothes in his arms, rubbed his nose, and cried and said: "Xiao Yu is right, you are a big bastard, you are happy without me, right? It's too much, why didn't you give it to me?" I burned paper money, why didn't you light incense for me, do you want to find a woman behind my back when you are healthy?"

He roared ferociously: "Don't think about it! If you dare to find someone else, I'll chop your thing up, and I'll do it myself!"

Jono stretched out his hand and touched Katori Haruka's face, it was so warm that he was slapped away.He pricked up his ears to listen to his heartbeat, well, it was beating quite vigorously, and he would lose his temper.

He felt that he should have a normal reaction now, hugging Haruka Katori and kissing him vigorously, then shed some tears and complained about how active and healthy he was without her.

However, thousands of words turned into one sentence. "Did you fake your death just to see me miserable?! Where is your conscience!"

"You don't even have a conscience, and you still expect me to have a conscience?" Katori Haruka stopped crying and shouted angrily, "You lied to Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu said that I would be miserable without you, but it turned out not to be like this! I waited for a while I haven't waited for the news of your critical illness for years, you are cold-blooded!"

"...What novel's plot are you referring to?"

"The runaway little wife of the domineering officer, I'll live like you after you die, oh-oh-"

Tiaoye covered his mouth, and said with a dark face: "You are not allowed to read these messy novels again, and this story should be called "You will never want to climb out of bed in this life!"

Katori Haruka was taken aback, pulled his hand off, and shouted in disbelief: "Is there such a good thing?"

Jono: "..." Uncomfortably hugged Katori Haruka, buried his head in his chest, bit his collarbone and said vaguely, "Stop talking, I won't be able to cry." Not only can't cry, And want to spank his ass hard.

"You're crying, I saw it. You're crying so ugly holding my clothes." Katori Haruka pouted, trying to push him away but couldn't.

Jono is a little sad. "You can't save me some face. There's no need to say this kind of thing."

Although I still don't understand what's going on, it's impossible to push out the Xiangxiang that came to my door.Feeling that Katori Haruka didn't resist his hug, Jono breathed a sigh of relief.He tentatively kissed his lips, but after the other party didn't respond, he played with his lips and tongue in depth.

Katori Haruka patted his chest muscles until he was out of breath. "Hurry up, let me see the little chrysanthemum that I have saved for a year. This is how I survived this year~"

Tiaoye: "..." I suddenly felt that this day can't be passed, this poor child might as well not come back, the tears of the year have fed the dog!

At noon the next day, Tiechang rang the doorbell for an hour before waiting for Tiaoye who came to open the door.Behind him stood Feiyu and Ayatsuji, both of whom held condolence items in their hands. Seeing Jono's face, Ayatsuji clicked his tongue: "Are you all planning to die?"

Tiaoye's face turned pale, his waist was trembling, and he still sneered refusing to show weakness: "You don't even have the chance to pay the public rations."

Tiechang pushed Tiaoye away, looked inside, and asked, "Is Katori really back?"

"You don't know? That's right, if Mr. Iron Gut knew about this kind of thing in advance, I would have discovered it." Jono gloated, "But Mr. Ayatsuji knew it. It seems that the color of your hat is not very pure, Tie Mr Bowel."

Fei Yu pulled Tie Chang, who was suddenly facing an enemy, and said coolly: "I have to remind you first, your hat is really impure. Xiang Xiang lived with pedestrians this year."

Jono:! ! !

Seeing that a bloody murder was about to happen, Katori Haruka walked out of the bedroom with a red face, while tightening the nightgown on her body, while stepping on Tano's slippers, she walked over with a clatter, and said to Feiyu: "Xiaoyu, in the novel What you said is true! You can try it with Mr. Tie Chang!" The one-year Che Che is indeed very happy!Straight and stiff accelerator all the way to the end of the straight into heaven!

Fei Yu refused. "No need, Xiaotie is different from Tiaoye who always drives in the opposite direction. He probably will be buried with me in less than a day." One year later, a walking dead Tiaoye was harvested, but it turned out to be a plump, juicy and healthy growing Tiaoye.

It's outrageous!If you change someone like this, I will break up with you long ago!What the hell is living and nourishing? !

Katori Haruka had a shocked face, a little unbearable for this difference, biting her fingers a little enviously. "Ah, that's true, it's all Xiaoju's fault."

"Why is it my fault again! You have to explain to me why you live with Mr. Ayatsuji!" Jono jumped up angrily, feeling that his head was glowing green. "Honestly tell me if you are sorry for me!"

"I really tried my best to cuckold you." Katori Haruka regretted, "Mr. Ayatsuji is too gentle, he takes care of me like a baby, and I always feel that something is missing."

Jono: ... Are you saying this to comfort me?I can't be happy at all!

Ayatsuji raised the corners of his mouth slightly. "I'm quite happy with it."

"It's okay, even if Xiangxiang's XP is different from ordinary people, you are still a little angel." Feiyu hugged Xiangtori Haruka vigorously, looked at Tiaoye who was greatly shocked, and said, "This green hat is not suitable, and A lot of tops, I know a better man than Tiao Ye, although he is not Shaking S, but he is as awkward, timid, arrogant and stubborn as him."

"No! No! Don't even think about it!" Jono hurriedly snatched Katori Haruka over, his face flushed with anger. "Please don't persecute me anymore! If you can, please stay away from my Xiangxiang, and don't teach him badly!"

"No, this is Xiangxiang's own decision. I just can't reject such a cute Xiangxiang who wants to make you regret, and cooperate with him." To be honest, he also felt outrageous when he heard Katori Haruka's plan, and he understood a little How pitiful the situation of Tiao Ye who has raised the other party for three years is, and I admire him for being able to persevere until now.

Katori Haruka was really cold a year ago, but who is Shiina Feiyu, he paid a sky-high price to invite Yosano Akiko when he saw that something was wrong with Katori Haruka, and Jayano passed out because of the blow too much At that time, he asked Xie Ye to treat Xiang and Haruka.

Yosano was only able to revive people who had been dead for less than a second, but with the help of Fei Yu's supernatural power, she successfully rescued Katori Haruka.It's just that the rescued Katori Haruka is in a bad situation.He only wakes up for half an hour a day. His body is already on the verge of collapse due to overdeveloped supernatural powers and insufficient nutrition.

Katori Haruka's ability needs to consume a lot of energy to support it. Under the current conditions, replenishing energy by eating is the lowest-level operation. He is very careful to let the people in the Ministry of Science and Technology invent nutrients as soon as possible to supplement Katori. Remotely lost energy.

But after Katori Haruka woke up and knew his own situation, he very naively put forward the routine he saw in the pure love novel, to prevent Tino from knowing the news of his resurrection, but to confirm the rumor of his death. Jono pays for his mistakes!

Because of Katori Haruka's special situation, Feiyu also had the idea of ​​watching a good show, so he simply agreed to act with him, and entrusted Katori Haruka to Ayatsuji's care.Ayatsuji took great care of him, and Katori Haruka, who slept most of the day, perfectly satisfied his desire to raise a doll.Katori Haruka had fully recovered two months ago, and was resurrected with full blood, but he waited and waited for the news that Jono was crazy about love, but found out about the other party - he lived a better life than when he was here!

Holding his breath, he waited and waited, waited and waited, and finally couldn't bear it and ran away secretly.

Katori Haruka touched the petrified Jono's face with emotion: "Hey, no, I really like Xiaoju very much."

Jono really wanted to give him a smile, but in the end he couldn't take it anymore. "That's why you like me so much! Do you know what I've been through this year?!" If I were someone else, I would have died in love a long time ago, okay?

"Early to bed, early to rise, eat healthy, don't smoke, don't drink, don't stay up late, quit dryness and anger, have you gained a few pounds, and your physical fitness test value is still several degrees higher?" Katori Haruka looked indifferent. "If I didn't see you crying so badly, I wouldn't forgive you!"

Jono crouched aggrieved on the sofa, buried his face in his knees, and refused to speak.Would you dare to take Xiangxiang home two months ago if he had been more decadent?This, this is too outrageous!

Is it wrong to want to live a healthy life these days?

Tiaoye didn't want to give up, he wanted to save it, he said awkwardly. "What would you have done if...I mean if...if I hadn't cried?"

Katori Haruka said without thinking: "I have prepared a prison cell made of fine iron for you, and the torture equipment is ready. I have agreed with Xiaoyu, and I will arrange for you to die vigorously for the country. You smuggled into the cell, and you have more than a dozen plans and backups, so I guarantee that no one will find out!"

Fei Yu, who helped the tyrant, said calmly: "Well, Xiang Xiang is right." Anyway, he didn't expect this plan to succeed, and he knew exactly what the two of them looked like.Being able to turn the living tragedy of sadomasochism into an absurd comedy that can't laugh or cry is absolutely amazing. What kind of pot goes with what kind of cover, let them harm each other.

Jono, squeezed out a smile uglier than crying. "I love you so much, you little fool."

Why can someone talk about crime and imprisonment so confidently!Tiaoye, who was almost locked in a small black room, was about to explode.

Katori Haruka blushed, and was suddenly confessed. He was also a little shy, and said in a low voice, "I, I love Xiaoju too... You have agreed, from now on you will cook, do housework, support me, and coax me oh."

"...You only remember what's good for you, right?!" It's really not surprising at all.Heartless little white-eyed wolf!I've seen through you a long time ago!

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post interview

Xiangxiang: Although Xiaoju is very bad, but I haven't slept enough, I want to sleep for a few more years//(/*/v/*/)//

Ayatsuji: It’s a pity, but real dolls are fun

Jono: If you want to die upstairs, just tell me, I will give you a ride

Tie Chang: As long as people are fine, by the way, Feiyu, since Katori is fine, can I eat the sacrificial offerings I prepared?

Fei Yu: Yes~ But don't you blame me for lying to you?

Tiechang: You lied to Tiao Ye, so what does it have to do with me?I'm not familiar with Jono

Feiyu: That's right~

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