【Ordinary Marriage Post】

1- Landlord

Marriage Advertisement: Gender male, 2x years old, 18x cm, professional military policeman, appearance 100 (internal voting result of military forum), several real estate properties in Tokyo, stable job with house and car, excellent salary and benefits, mature and stable personality, integrity Patriotic, honest, does not smoke and occasionally drinks sake, can cook and do housework, is capable of military force ceiling, and is now looking for a lover, male or female, who has a clean background and can pass the political review and live!

above!The report is over!

2-

With a face value of 100, the conditions are still so good, so you still need to ask for marriage?Sir, you are fishing.

3-

Guess who it is, it's true... just look at the external conditions are impeccable, but a little subtlety will be left.But this is not my post, that person can't do such a thing (intuition)

4- Landlord

! ! ! The third floor is an insider? !

The vice-captain finally left, woo woo woo, just pretend you didn't see anything, I was forced!Please let this post sink like this please please please!Know by myself that the child will die!

5-

Is this post true?Ah ah ah - 100 I can!What kind of subtle method is subtle?It doesn't matter, just focus on your appearance, let me go!

6-

Calm down on the 5th floor, I'm on the 3rd floor.

Don't get excited, there are already thousands of seniors in front of you who have used their bodies to practice this road, the iron wall is impenetrable, ah... I am in the same base as that adult.

The vice-captain thinks too much, although another adult who has fought for the base with this adult for many years, and the No.

As for the reason... as I said above, there are thousands of seniors who have used the cost of ICU to practice, and it really doesn't work.

7-

Fuck! What horrible things did you say on the 6th floor. ICU!! Is it a violent maniac?Proper domestic violence reserve!slipped away.

7-Sister is the treasure of the world

Emm... It was just a suspicion at first, but now it is confirmed.It's that one... My stomach hurts.

According to him, domestic violence is impossible, but marriage... just give up, it's subtle and impossible.

8-The chainsaw is also very handy

Ah, subtle.

9-Brother, take care of yourself

I heard the cadres say it, subtle +1

11

Wait, why do many insiders seem to have escaped?Is it a famous person?Do you have a photo?I want to see what the legendary 100-face military and police officer looks like!

12

Ask for a photo +1

Listening to the above rhetoric, I guess I have no hope, but it does not prevent people from using it as a side dish~~ Ah, military police~~ People can~~~

13

The profile picture upstairs, shemale?

PS: I'm a girl, I want to ask too

14-Alice is the cutest in the world

It turned out to be Li Yuan.How about our port is better, right, do you want to come back?There is an officer position vacant

15 - slugs and dogs stay away from me

Hey~Mr. Mori is too good~ I will keep the one I promised~ Sure enough, it is a lie:) Sad~~

16 - One Hundred Ways to Crush Mackerel

Dazai!You still have the face to appear here!Quickly find a river and tie a boulder to sink to the bottom!

@主故 sounds really hard, the one in the marriage advertisement...is that the monster chasing the helicopter with a knife last time?That is indeed...

17- Don't go to get off work if you don't go to work

Emm...has the Hound been this idle?We have been working overtime all night for a month, and we have even forgotten what the bed looks like~

18

Working overtime upstairs for a month?Could it be the legendary flexible working workshop?Then report the horrible overtime system directly? !A junior college student who just graduated, by the way, tell me which club you are from so that I can avoid lightning

19

Don't worry upstairs, we are a formal official organization, and the education requirements are at least undergraduate graduates from top 30 famous universities in China. You can't touch mine unless you have special talents.By the way, I am the unlucky guy who worked overtime with the boss on the 17th floor for a month, and the boss has time to post (whisper BB: double standard)

20- Don't go to get off work if you don't go to work

Go to work on the 19th floor.This post popped up suddenly, @楼主, they are all national public officials anyway, I kindly suggest that you deal with it as soon as possible.

21- Landlord

Woow, why did someone reply, wait... why are there acquaintances! 20L What did you say?What does it mean to jump out automatically?And those begging for photo snacks... are you serious? !Are you not afraid of death? !

22-Xiangxiang is mine

I know this.The vice-captain caught a superhuman named Hanadai yesterday. This post was supposed to be targeted to all qualified and documented supernatural beings in the Tokyo metropolitan area. Passers-by and Buteisha even got involved with the mafia. I'm going to ask what happened to that superhuman :)

Back, Hanako said that without Yoshiko’s ability, it’s easy to go crazy:) Whatever, if he finally gets along with the Mafia, he can be sent to the execution platform in a fair and just way:)

23

So fast!

Did no one notice what the 16th floor said?Knife chase helicopter? !

What does the execution platform mean!Are you really kidding me? !

24- I am on the third floor

Ah... On the 22nd floor is another Zhu Gusheng spokesperson of our base, who miraculously got out of the order.

25-Xiaoju is mine

Is it for Mr. Tiechang to ask for a marriage?It shouldn't be, the type of Mr. Tiechang should be very popular~

26

Upstairs you revealed his real name

27

Yes, this is not very good.Was it intentional, tea art master?Tsk...disgusting

28

What, you did too much on the 25th floor, obey the rules of the Internet, you are so stupid.

29-Xiaoju is mine

Why!Ah, I'm sorry I just chatted with Xiaoju about this matter and didn't realize it all at once... I can't delete it here, please help me @主故.Come back and treat you to oden

30- Landlord

It's okay, I've banned 27 and 28.It's normal not to react, it's not that serious that you don't need to apologize

31 - I am 28

I changed my number.Open a post and still engage in privileges haha~ What about Xiaoju? Is it a loving dog? It’s annoying to the death, don’t come online dkggkjewi

32-The chainsaw is also very handy

Ah, as expected

33-Sister is the treasure of the world

expected

34- Landlord

I tried hard, I couldn't hold back

hope he's alive

35-Xiaoju is mine

Emm... I just read the host's speech and replied, Xiaoju told me that here are all insiders... Xiaoju:) Please be nice to your partner, and I did this wrong first, don't abuse the privilege

36-Xiangxiang is mine

I just let some people realize that the trash fish should sink to the bottom of the water so that it doesn't get out of sight. It's the limit not to shoot him in the back.

37-Nobody wants to destroy my ideal

Flower bag! !What have you guys done to the flower bags!Damn OO, isn't it enough for you to harm our detective agency!

37 - slugs and dogs stay away from me

Just out of the water, a slug is a slug, and that's more than enough to kick a newborn puppy to death.

Ah Kunikida, you are finally here~ Your best friend was kidnapped by OO, let’s fight~~Come on~~

38-The best material for flower arrangement is of course the human body

Ah, I chatted with that guy named Hanada just now, it should be fine now.Those present are all insiders and ability users registered in the secret service department, I have a task for you, quickly take that guy Tie Chang away!Tiaoye's hot chicken is off the list!What else does he keep? !If you are a partner, let me get out of the order together!

39- I am on the third floor

Mr. OO, are you jealous that the captain praised Mr. Tiechang a few days ago... There will be no second miracle, and there will be no second time for a pure, kind, innocent, lovely, innocent and lively little lamb like Mr. Xiaoyao .Moreover, Mr. Tiechang is also different from Mr. Tiaoye, who doesn't say anything when he targets him...

kindness?Why are the names of the troops and Lord OO blocked, but the names of the two adults are not!

40-The No.1 detective in the world

You just found out, Xiangxiang~ Don’t peep at the screen, I’ve finished my biscuits~~Buy a little more of last time’s flavor for Mr. Ranpo~~

41 - bjd house

The tone upstairs is too loud, and it is still unknown who is the number one in the world.

Xiangxiang, when will the dolls you promised last time arrive?

42-Xiangxiang is mine

Wait, who are you two called Xiangxiang!

43 - Daisy is an asshole

It's all because Xiaoju lied to me and caused me to make a mistake just now.

@40, on the way, the goods will arrive at 4:[-] pm today, I also bought other snacks with good reviews in new flavors, after you taste them, let me know which one you like.

@41, I just asked, there are still two days left, after all, it is a handmade work, a good meal is not afraid of being late, wait patiently, you will not be disappointed.Please stop bullying Ms. Tsujimura, she is very poor

Also, Dazai, why did you blow up Mr. Nakahara's car? He ran to find you just now, be careful

Mr. Kunikida, Mr. Hanakura has gone back

Mr. Ango, I sent you some ginseng tea, take care of yourself

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44-Xiangxiang is mine

Why did the ID change!What does bastard mean!

Also, forget about other people, why do you and Ango Sakaguchi also know each other!

45- Don't go to get off work if you don't go to work

Mr. Jono, does your conscience really not hurt?

46-The teacher is shaking S devil

Mr. Jono has no conscience.Thank you Xiaoyao for speaking well for me, the teacher said he would let me go QAQ today

47-Alice is the cutest in the world

Is he really an angelic boy as rumored, right?interesting

48 - Freshly slaughtered mackerel

Leader, I have seen that pair of partners before, they are all monsters.Please continue to like loli

49 - slugs and dogs stay away from me

woo woo chuya~~too much~~~

Xiaoyao is really amazing. Mr. Ranpo was upset because he finished his snacks and lost his temper, but now he feels better~~

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72-The best material for flower arrangement is of course the human body

what!Why do they seem to be familiar faces? What is the significance of this post? !

Li Yuan——!Are you courting death? !

73- Landlord

Many people are afraid to speak out.After all...Mr. Tiechang became famous after the incident of Heaven and Man

74-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

Ah, it looks very aesthetically pleasing to me, but I can't beat it.I am pure 1

75-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

Although I'm a woman...I met this pair of partners last time because I was accidentally involved in a supernatural case...I really can't eat boiled eggs with shells, eggs are only suitable for poached eggs!

76-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

was also interrogated.Girl, he confessed on the spot, and he agreed, and then sent me to the ICU and swam around the Naihe Bridge.I really want to ask, is the confession linked to the 'challenge letter' in the mind of the military and police officer?

77-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

To be honest, the first time I heard that the white-haired military policeman was out of order, I was eating, and I was so scared that the fork was stuck in the throat and I went to the hospital for surgery.I won’t mention the black-haired adults, I was born alone, but the white-haired one is more serious! !What kind of boss is that Xiangxiang! ! !This kind of food can be eaten! ! !

78-Don't speak ill of Xiaoju!

Although Xiaoju is a bit mean-spirited, it is too much to say so!warn--!warn--!

79-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

Ah, I met this Xiaoyao when he was dating Baifa.As mentioned above, he is an innocent and good boy, probably he was deceived and cheated.

What does the warning mean though?Cute~ Is the kitten waving its claws?cute~~

80-The No.1 detective in the world

77 and 79 are gone.take it away

81 - bjd house

Ignorance is pathetic.

82-Brother, let's tonight...hehehe~~

What do the two gentlemen upstairs mean?Ah, is it because of Jono?Indeed, Mr. Jono is chasing and biting all the suspects who approach Xiaoyao like a bulldog. Last time I was also... I said that I only like my brother QAQ

83-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

... I am a colleague of 77 and 79, on the way to the hospital

Who gave these two fools the courage to say these two bad things! !

84 - slugs and dogs stay away from me

Hahaha~~ The two detectives are incisive~~ And the slug that couldn’t hit me even jumped up hahaha~~~

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112- Landlord

The deputy chief went to the greenhouse to trim the potted plants (thinking carefully), let me keep an eye on it.Are you serious?Is it true that no one has taken a fancy to Mr. Tiechang?If this task fails, I will be angered!

113-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

i want to... but i dare not

114-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

Countless times at night, I took out the photo of that adult, the props, tissues and warm water are all ready, and I am about to start... I recalled the pain in the ICU, and now I am a VIP member of the Andrology Department... no, even if it is Pure 0 doesn't work either! !

115-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

The first time I saw him, I knew it was him for the rest of my life

The first moment I woke up in the ICU, I knew I was safe being single

I am a girl! !It's too hard to start! !Didn't your mother teach you not to hit women!Still hit in the face! !Is it a man? ! !

116- Don't go to get off work if you don't go to work

Ah, basically all those registered in Japan who have been involved in trouble have been taught by him.Others also passed through the above-mentioned people, and kept secret.

give up, hopeless

117- I am on the third floor

No surprise at all :) It still looks familiar

118-Xiaoju is mine

What should I do then?Seeing Mr. Tie Chang alone, I also hope he can find his beloved

119-Xiangxiang is mine

Leave him alone and let him die.

120 - rice with sugar

The deputy chief asked me to come over. I have already read the previous part. Marriage...do you mean to solicit your opponent?

121-Mackerel, you are dead

Garbage Dazai!You maxed out my card again, this is the third card this month! !

@120, I just want to know how you came to this conclusion

122 - rice with sugar

What the captain said.

123-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

Hhseeigngnj——!Ah sorry, ptsd made a mistake

Sure enough, OO, so scary

124-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

fear……

125-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

Is this the reason?No wonder some people at the top say it's subtle... To put it nicely, it's upright, but to put it bluntly...

But you have a pretty face, a great body, and strong strength, so I can do it too.

Come on, little brother, let me tell you what it means to be married, do you want to make an appointment tonight?

126-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

I can do it again! !Brother, ignore that woman upstairs and look at me!I can do 0 for love! !

127-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

I can too!Isn't it 0? !Blood earns no loss!

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429-Xiaoju is mine

Mr. Iron Intestine... is quite popular.There are so many 0 for love, there are so many ladies and sisters, the photos are all posted, they are all handsome men and beauties...

430- Landlord

I didn't expect it... It seems that Mr. Tiechang doesn't need this post. Is the captain the root of the crime?

431-I'm back from planting potted plants

Kaka Kaka~~ Liyuan!Who allowed you to speak ill of the captain!

Kakaka~ It seems that Tiechang is not far from leaving the order!Not bad!Tiao Ye is the only one who really pays attention to the fate of lonely life!

432-Xiangxiang is mine

Although it's not surprising... But, what happened to those anonymous people with supernatural powers?Some photos are out of scale!Dare to pollute my Xiangxiang's eyes, do you want to die?

433-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

Death is death, as long as you can sleep, the death penalty is not bad!

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534-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

Death penalty does not lose +100

535-Nobody wants to destroy my ideal

it's crazy up there

536-Xiaoju is mine

I dare not speak anymore, the scale of the photo is bigger, it will attract the Internet police

537-bjd doll

It is true that the essence of most human beings is Yangou.

538 - rice with sugar

???

539-The chainsaw is also very handy

It seems that there will be a lot of gossip after OO.Very welcome, Mr. Iron Gut

540-The hat is not the body

Hey, hey, it's crazy, are these people here for real?These photos cannot be released! !

541 - rice with sugar

Your behavior has violated the "Network Information Management Regulations", please go to the police station and surrender in time.How can such dirty things be posted on the public platform!

542-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

Ahhhhhh, Mr. Tiechang has appeared! !look at me look at me!I broke the law please come and catch me yourself hasshashass...

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553-Anonymous person with supernatural ability

The angry Mr. Tiechang is also so handsome! !Haas Haas Haas~~

554 - rice with sugar

Don't know how to repent...

555-Alice is the cutest in the world

Oh, it was a good show~

556- Landlord

Just... don't know where to complain

557-flying bald

kindness?Very lively look.Is it that pretty?Eight pack abs?

558-The chainsaw is also very handy

oh?There is one more registered supernatural power user, are you interested in joining?Yes, it's OO after all

559-bjd doll

Hey, you are not interested in this, are you?And why are you here?

560-The teacher is shaking s devil

It was the first time I saw the teacher's face change drastically. Who is that person on the 557th floor?

561-I'm back from planting potted plants

Oh~ Accidentally caught a big fish.Is it a character that homicide detectives will pay attention to?interesting……

561-The hat is not the body

Why did the atmosphere suddenly become tense?

562- Landlord

You can smell gunpowder smoke, and no one dares to speak

563-flying bald

It's a pedestrian, don't be nervous, I am a friend of pedestrians. @米饭加糖, it’s unexpected to be so popular, swallow eggs with shells raw?Rice with sugar?Is it because the colors are similar that it tastes better when mixed?

563 - rice with sugar

Yep.

564-flying bald

Hahaha~ Then try pineapple pie with pineapple sauce next time, it will be delicious too

565 - rice with sugar

Well... I'll try it now.

566-bjd doll

The photo was sent to you privately.Are you back home?

567-flying bald

Yes, just landed last night.It's too late now, when you wake up tomorrow you will know what happened.As pedestrians said, there is really no need for a government where anti-intellectualism prevails.

Ah, here comes the photo...

568-flying bald

kindness?It's been 10 minutes, and no one has spoken?

My subordinates said that someone was checking me by IP address... As expected of OO, the action was very fast.

By the way, I want this man, those people upstairs should stop delusional.No one has ever snatched anything from me.

That's it, I'm off to work.Everyone keep playing.

569- Don't go to get off work if you don't go to work

That... teacher, is this...?

570 - slugs and dogs stay away from me

I don't feel like talking nonsense.

571-Nobody wants to destroy my ideal

Tsk, it won't be another five evils of heaven and man, right?

572-Xiaoju be careful

Xiaoju was also called away, and I was a little nervous.Just looking at his words, there is a kind of... a strong deterrent.

573-bjd doll

kindness:)

Xiangxiang, you will soon be able to get a license with Tiaoye, and the same-sex marriage law should be introduced soon

I didn't expect to like this type, which is a bit surprising.

574-Xiaoju be careful

Huh huh? !Is it about to be released?why!

575-bjd doll

Because Moguang Tiechang also needs to change his surname

Curious who he is?it's not a big deal

- He is the future boss for everyone here and there :)

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The author has something to say:

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[Flying and balding] It's the hero Shiina Feiyu of the "Prime Minister" next door, and the CP of Tiechang

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感谢在2021-03-2319:37:17~2021-03-2402:56:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 6 bottles of Huaiting;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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