Mismarried
Chapter 26
Chapter 26
Back home, Lu Zhile explained the matter to Guo Zhengyang briefly and completely.
After listening, Guo Zhengyang also frowned slightly, "There are many cases where people are not alive and dead, but it has not been a day since they disappeared, and even if they died, the body has not cooled completely, so these two people are looking for it." I won't come back..." He paused, showing a very complicated expression, "Is it because he was eaten by a starving ghost?"
Starved ghosts are one of the most evil ghosts in the underworld. As the name suggests, they are ghosts who died of excessive hunger during their lifetime. There were many such ghosts in famine times.But most of them choose to re-enter the world and reincarnate, while a few starving ghosts who are full of resentment towards the world take pleasure in eating people and fall into the realm of evil ghosts.Such evil spirits not only eat human flesh and blood, but also swallow their souls. Therefore, once a living person is targeted by a starving ghost, it goes without saying that there is no possibility of survival. The most important thing is that the soul is broken and there will be no reincarnation. Opportunity.
But the more important point is that this kind of evil ghost eats people indiscriminately, they don't make specific choices, and they don't know how to be full. Once they eat the marrow, they can't stop.So based on these points alone, Lu Zhile denied it: "What are you thinking, if this starving ghost comes out to look for food, then it should be eaten at our door by now."
"That's right." Guo Zhengyang yawned and got up from the sofa, "Don't think about it if you can't figure it out. Anyway, the police and the master are watching, and it's not our turn to take care of this matter. Go wash up and sleep, I'm sleepy." died."
Lu Zhile raised his head and said: "Go, go, let's say yes first, don't wake me up if I have nothing to do tomorrow, I haven't slept in for more than a month, I will sleep in it tomorrow until it is dark Let's talk."
Guo Zhengyang didn't turn his head back and said: "Go to sleep, I don't bother to call you, sleep to death and let me have a dream." He went straight to the bedroom and closed the door, opened it again after a while, and said: "Before you go to bed Remember to put a mask on my rice bowl, I feel that it has been a little dehydrated recently."
Lu Zhile touched his own face, it was smooth and tender, it's okay, don't do it, but he still replied: "I know, I know, good night."
Guo Zhengyang closed the door again, and only Lu Zhilehe was left in the cozy living room—Zhefeng, who had been staring affectionately at the robot vacuum cleaner for more than 10 minutes.
Lu Zhile looked at the robot spinning around in place, "...can you give it a freedom so that it can finish its work quickly?"
Zhefeng leaned back on the sofa lazily and luxuriously, with his toes lightly on the body of the sweeping robot to prevent it from leaving, his eyes were scattered but full of curiosity, "What kind of chicken is this?" He currently knows hand chicken, TV chicken, The camera chicken, the blower chicken, but those can't move by themselves, so he became a curious baby again in front of this moving chicken, always wondering if there is really a chicken hidden in it, but he can't notice it It has the breath of a living creature in it.
Lu Zhile picked up a can of Coke on the coffee table and took a sip, the small bubbles unique to carbonated drinks exploded in his mouth with a pleasant sound, "Sweeping machine, don't you see that it is sweeping the floor?"
"Sweeping the floor?" Zhefeng was stunned, which caused a big difference in his understanding of sweeping the floor, "Why does a chicken sweep the floor?"
Lu Zhile smiled, "Then who can sweep, can a duck sweep?"
Zhefeng: "..."
A duck certainly won't either.
Finally, under Lu Zhile's order, Zhefeng let the robot sweeper go, and under Lu Zhile's guidance, he went to the bathroom to take a shower.
Lu Zhile took advantage of this time to chat with Shiqi for a while, Shiqi felt aggrieved and said that Xiaole had forgotten his old love when he had a new love. Afterwards, he didn't pay much attention to him, and started crying while talking, Lu Zhile was afraid that his emotions would be affected by him and cry, so he quickly coaxed him for a while, and finally coaxed Seventeen well, Zhefeng Just got out of the shower.
The bright light in the bedroom shone on him, he was wearing Lu Zhile's satin pajamas, Lu Zhile was much shorter than him, and it would be funny that the small clothes on him would not fit the size.Although it is said that people depend on clothes, this sentence is obviously not applicable to Zhefeng, because he is as beautiful as a heavenly man, so he only makes ordinary clothes more noble.
Lu Zhile was stupefied by the beauty out of the bath. When he realized that his long black hair was still dripping with water, he got up from the bed and said, "Did you wash? Go sit there," he pointed to The position of the bay window, "I'll get a hair dryer and blow dry your hair."
Zhefeng nodded, and said hello obediently.During this period of time, he washed his hair three times, and because he doesn't know how to use a hair dryer, Lu Zhile blows his hair every time.It's a pity that Lu Zhile is such a lazy bastard, he enjoys blowing Zhefeng's hair all the time, it's really a beauty, the bottom line is nonsense.
Lu Zhile's bedroom originally didn't have a bay window, but when he happened to watch the renovation progress at night, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the enchanting moonlight outside the window, and immediately asked the design company to design a spacious bay window for him. window.But at that time, he was only so hot for 3 minutes. Later, when he was busy with work, he didn't have any thoughts on admiring the moon anymore, and this bay window was useless after it was installed.
Fortunately, Zhefeng is here now, and it is honored to be used.
The melting moonlight outside the window streamed over the two of them.Lu Zhile stood on the ground with a hair dryer, while Zhefeng sat on the bay window with his long legs bent, looking up at the full moon surrounded by stars, the silver light shone everywhere, and the thin clouds were illuminated, which was very beautiful.
He murmured, "Today is the full moon..."
The whistling wind was all around her ears, the glass windows were bright and shiny, Lu Zhile didn't look at the moonlight outside the window, but looked at the silhouette reflected on the window by the folding wind, saw his thin lips slightly parted, but didn't hear what he said , So he turned off the hair dryer and asked, "What did you say, is it too hot or something?" He asked himself that he had blown his hair with 200 million points of tenderness and patience.
Lu Zhile's movements were indeed very gentle. Zhefeng could feel his cherishment when his fingertips passed through the hair, so he repeated, "Today is the full moon."
Only then did Lu Zhile look up at Gaokong Haoyue, "Oh, yes." He turned on the hair dryer again and continued to dry his hair. Things like moon appreciation appreciate poetry and romance, but he, Lu Zhile, was not born romantic A person like this, except for the mid-autumn day on August [-]th, he can still look up at the moon with his noble neck. He doesn't have this thought at other times, and the moon is full and cloudy, which annoys him.
Lu Zhile kept his word, and the next day he really fell asleep in the dark until after one o'clock in the afternoon. There was a small sound coming from the living room. After listening carefully for a while, it was the sound of the TV. He glanced sideways at the empty pillow , Seeing that Zhefeng had already woken up, the sound in the living room was probably because he was watching TV.
He yawned and stretched his waist, walked out of the bedroom with his hair on his head, and when he walked into the living room, he saw Zhefeng intently watching the costume drama he filmed when he was ten years old.The afternoon sun was tired of him, and the royal blue pajamas on his body were shining with a stream of light, and the wind was shining charmingly, and he smiled sleepily.
Zhefeng took a while to turn his gaze from ten to 24 years old, "Are you awake? Are you hungry? Guo Zhengyang cooked sweet potatoes and corn for you."
The smile on Lu Zhile's face froze for a moment, "Who will eat that stuff, let him feed the pigs." Then he asked, "What about others?"
Zhefeng: "I went out and said it was to catch ghosts."
Lu Zhile snorted lightly, "Is his mind still normal, ghost hunting in broad daylight?"
Before Zhefeng could speak, he heard the sound of the door opening. The door opened, and Guo Zhengyang, who was out of his mind, walked in. Buy one get one free, followed by a beautiful iceberg.Lu Zhile recognized that woman at a glance, it was the master from yesterday.
There has never been a woman in the house, so Lu Zhile first reflexively checked whether he was wearing clothes, and then gave Guo Zhengyang a meaningful look, "Brother Yang is very fast, bring me a sister-in-law back so soon."
The master didn't change his expression, as if he didn't feel that Lu Zhile was teasing him.
On the contrary, Guo Zhengyang, usually at this time he would definitely reply, but at this moment, he didn't know what evil he had been caught, and he actually showed a shy old virgin, "Don't talk nonsense, this girl is a descendant of the Hua family in Yuanqingshan. Twilight, flower of flowers, twilight of twilight."
The Hua clan of Yuanqingshan, their ancestors have been one of the best celestial masters in the world of metaphysics for generations, but what Hua clan is good at is not catching ghosts. At a young age, it is divination and fortune-telling.From ancient times to the present, I do not know how many wealthy people would not hesitate to spend a lot of money or ruin their homes, but also asked the Hua family's celestial master to change their fate for themselves, but there is an old saying among the people that the secrets of the heavens should not be revealed. Painful price.
But Lu Zhile didn't know this, and still laughed, "Hua..." He turned the corner of Hua girl who almost called out, "Sister Huamu, please come in and sit down."
Guo Zhengyang graciously presented a pair of clean slippers. Hua Mu thanked her and put on her shoes and went into the living room. Guo Zhengyang hurried to the kitchen to pour water.
Lu Zhile gave Zhefeng a wink and asked him to sit next to the sofa, but Zhefeng didn't move after receiving the order, instead showing a hint of displeasure, tilting his head and raising his eyebrows.
Lu Zhile, who felt as if he was being raped by his wife: "..."
so tired.
This is probably the trouble of getting married.
It's not even good to look at other women more.
Hua Mu didn't go into the sofa at all, and sat down on the edge of the sofa, and said straight to the point: "I heard that you are disciples of Futong Temple, and you can accept a hundred years of ghosts?"
Lu Zhile glanced speechlessly at Guo Zhengyang, who was full of enthusiasm, you must be pretending to be this cowardly!
Back home, Lu Zhile explained the matter to Guo Zhengyang briefly and completely.
After listening, Guo Zhengyang also frowned slightly, "There are many cases where people are not alive and dead, but it has not been a day since they disappeared, and even if they died, the body has not cooled completely, so these two people are looking for it." I won't come back..." He paused, showing a very complicated expression, "Is it because he was eaten by a starving ghost?"
Starved ghosts are one of the most evil ghosts in the underworld. As the name suggests, they are ghosts who died of excessive hunger during their lifetime. There were many such ghosts in famine times.But most of them choose to re-enter the world and reincarnate, while a few starving ghosts who are full of resentment towards the world take pleasure in eating people and fall into the realm of evil ghosts.Such evil spirits not only eat human flesh and blood, but also swallow their souls. Therefore, once a living person is targeted by a starving ghost, it goes without saying that there is no possibility of survival. The most important thing is that the soul is broken and there will be no reincarnation. Opportunity.
But the more important point is that this kind of evil ghost eats people indiscriminately, they don't make specific choices, and they don't know how to be full. Once they eat the marrow, they can't stop.So based on these points alone, Lu Zhile denied it: "What are you thinking, if this starving ghost comes out to look for food, then it should be eaten at our door by now."
"That's right." Guo Zhengyang yawned and got up from the sofa, "Don't think about it if you can't figure it out. Anyway, the police and the master are watching, and it's not our turn to take care of this matter. Go wash up and sleep, I'm sleepy." died."
Lu Zhile raised his head and said: "Go, go, let's say yes first, don't wake me up if I have nothing to do tomorrow, I haven't slept in for more than a month, I will sleep in it tomorrow until it is dark Let's talk."
Guo Zhengyang didn't turn his head back and said: "Go to sleep, I don't bother to call you, sleep to death and let me have a dream." He went straight to the bedroom and closed the door, opened it again after a while, and said: "Before you go to bed Remember to put a mask on my rice bowl, I feel that it has been a little dehydrated recently."
Lu Zhile touched his own face, it was smooth and tender, it's okay, don't do it, but he still replied: "I know, I know, good night."
Guo Zhengyang closed the door again, and only Lu Zhilehe was left in the cozy living room—Zhefeng, who had been staring affectionately at the robot vacuum cleaner for more than 10 minutes.
Lu Zhile looked at the robot spinning around in place, "...can you give it a freedom so that it can finish its work quickly?"
Zhefeng leaned back on the sofa lazily and luxuriously, with his toes lightly on the body of the sweeping robot to prevent it from leaving, his eyes were scattered but full of curiosity, "What kind of chicken is this?" He currently knows hand chicken, TV chicken, The camera chicken, the blower chicken, but those can't move by themselves, so he became a curious baby again in front of this moving chicken, always wondering if there is really a chicken hidden in it, but he can't notice it It has the breath of a living creature in it.
Lu Zhile picked up a can of Coke on the coffee table and took a sip, the small bubbles unique to carbonated drinks exploded in his mouth with a pleasant sound, "Sweeping machine, don't you see that it is sweeping the floor?"
"Sweeping the floor?" Zhefeng was stunned, which caused a big difference in his understanding of sweeping the floor, "Why does a chicken sweep the floor?"
Lu Zhile smiled, "Then who can sweep, can a duck sweep?"
Zhefeng: "..."
A duck certainly won't either.
Finally, under Lu Zhile's order, Zhefeng let the robot sweeper go, and under Lu Zhile's guidance, he went to the bathroom to take a shower.
Lu Zhile took advantage of this time to chat with Shiqi for a while, Shiqi felt aggrieved and said that Xiaole had forgotten his old love when he had a new love. Afterwards, he didn't pay much attention to him, and started crying while talking, Lu Zhile was afraid that his emotions would be affected by him and cry, so he quickly coaxed him for a while, and finally coaxed Seventeen well, Zhefeng Just got out of the shower.
The bright light in the bedroom shone on him, he was wearing Lu Zhile's satin pajamas, Lu Zhile was much shorter than him, and it would be funny that the small clothes on him would not fit the size.Although it is said that people depend on clothes, this sentence is obviously not applicable to Zhefeng, because he is as beautiful as a heavenly man, so he only makes ordinary clothes more noble.
Lu Zhile was stupefied by the beauty out of the bath. When he realized that his long black hair was still dripping with water, he got up from the bed and said, "Did you wash? Go sit there," he pointed to The position of the bay window, "I'll get a hair dryer and blow dry your hair."
Zhefeng nodded, and said hello obediently.During this period of time, he washed his hair three times, and because he doesn't know how to use a hair dryer, Lu Zhile blows his hair every time.It's a pity that Lu Zhile is such a lazy bastard, he enjoys blowing Zhefeng's hair all the time, it's really a beauty, the bottom line is nonsense.
Lu Zhile's bedroom originally didn't have a bay window, but when he happened to watch the renovation progress at night, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the enchanting moonlight outside the window, and immediately asked the design company to design a spacious bay window for him. window.But at that time, he was only so hot for 3 minutes. Later, when he was busy with work, he didn't have any thoughts on admiring the moon anymore, and this bay window was useless after it was installed.
Fortunately, Zhefeng is here now, and it is honored to be used.
The melting moonlight outside the window streamed over the two of them.Lu Zhile stood on the ground with a hair dryer, while Zhefeng sat on the bay window with his long legs bent, looking up at the full moon surrounded by stars, the silver light shone everywhere, and the thin clouds were illuminated, which was very beautiful.
He murmured, "Today is the full moon..."
The whistling wind was all around her ears, the glass windows were bright and shiny, Lu Zhile didn't look at the moonlight outside the window, but looked at the silhouette reflected on the window by the folding wind, saw his thin lips slightly parted, but didn't hear what he said , So he turned off the hair dryer and asked, "What did you say, is it too hot or something?" He asked himself that he had blown his hair with 200 million points of tenderness and patience.
Lu Zhile's movements were indeed very gentle. Zhefeng could feel his cherishment when his fingertips passed through the hair, so he repeated, "Today is the full moon."
Only then did Lu Zhile look up at Gaokong Haoyue, "Oh, yes." He turned on the hair dryer again and continued to dry his hair. Things like moon appreciation appreciate poetry and romance, but he, Lu Zhile, was not born romantic A person like this, except for the mid-autumn day on August [-]th, he can still look up at the moon with his noble neck. He doesn't have this thought at other times, and the moon is full and cloudy, which annoys him.
Lu Zhile kept his word, and the next day he really fell asleep in the dark until after one o'clock in the afternoon. There was a small sound coming from the living room. After listening carefully for a while, it was the sound of the TV. He glanced sideways at the empty pillow , Seeing that Zhefeng had already woken up, the sound in the living room was probably because he was watching TV.
He yawned and stretched his waist, walked out of the bedroom with his hair on his head, and when he walked into the living room, he saw Zhefeng intently watching the costume drama he filmed when he was ten years old.The afternoon sun was tired of him, and the royal blue pajamas on his body were shining with a stream of light, and the wind was shining charmingly, and he smiled sleepily.
Zhefeng took a while to turn his gaze from ten to 24 years old, "Are you awake? Are you hungry? Guo Zhengyang cooked sweet potatoes and corn for you."
The smile on Lu Zhile's face froze for a moment, "Who will eat that stuff, let him feed the pigs." Then he asked, "What about others?"
Zhefeng: "I went out and said it was to catch ghosts."
Lu Zhile snorted lightly, "Is his mind still normal, ghost hunting in broad daylight?"
Before Zhefeng could speak, he heard the sound of the door opening. The door opened, and Guo Zhengyang, who was out of his mind, walked in. Buy one get one free, followed by a beautiful iceberg.Lu Zhile recognized that woman at a glance, it was the master from yesterday.
There has never been a woman in the house, so Lu Zhile first reflexively checked whether he was wearing clothes, and then gave Guo Zhengyang a meaningful look, "Brother Yang is very fast, bring me a sister-in-law back so soon."
The master didn't change his expression, as if he didn't feel that Lu Zhile was teasing him.
On the contrary, Guo Zhengyang, usually at this time he would definitely reply, but at this moment, he didn't know what evil he had been caught, and he actually showed a shy old virgin, "Don't talk nonsense, this girl is a descendant of the Hua family in Yuanqingshan. Twilight, flower of flowers, twilight of twilight."
The Hua clan of Yuanqingshan, their ancestors have been one of the best celestial masters in the world of metaphysics for generations, but what Hua clan is good at is not catching ghosts. At a young age, it is divination and fortune-telling.From ancient times to the present, I do not know how many wealthy people would not hesitate to spend a lot of money or ruin their homes, but also asked the Hua family's celestial master to change their fate for themselves, but there is an old saying among the people that the secrets of the heavens should not be revealed. Painful price.
But Lu Zhile didn't know this, and still laughed, "Hua..." He turned the corner of Hua girl who almost called out, "Sister Huamu, please come in and sit down."
Guo Zhengyang graciously presented a pair of clean slippers. Hua Mu thanked her and put on her shoes and went into the living room. Guo Zhengyang hurried to the kitchen to pour water.
Lu Zhile gave Zhefeng a wink and asked him to sit next to the sofa, but Zhefeng didn't move after receiving the order, instead showing a hint of displeasure, tilting his head and raising his eyebrows.
Lu Zhile, who felt as if he was being raped by his wife: "..."
so tired.
This is probably the trouble of getting married.
It's not even good to look at other women more.
Hua Mu didn't go into the sofa at all, and sat down on the edge of the sofa, and said straight to the point: "I heard that you are disciples of Futong Temple, and you can accept a hundred years of ghosts?"
Lu Zhile glanced speechlessly at Guo Zhengyang, who was full of enthusiasm, you must be pretending to be this cowardly!
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