Mismarried

Chapter 1

It's past twelve o'clock in the evening.

The crew of the movie "Bride of Horror" is still filming.

This is a low-cost, low-production domestic horror film. The content of the film is about a poignant love story in the early years of the Republic of China. But they were taken by the local chaebol, and finally the two met to elope together, but they were found by the chaebol without any surprise during the escape process.

The ending can be imagined. The heroine was captured by the chaebol and thrown into the river with a stone tied. The hero was lucky enough not to be beaten to death. He hanged his last breath and hugged the portrait of the heroine before he died and worshiped a miserable world. Looking at the portrait of the heroine, she left with a smile on her face.

And this miserable hero is played by Lu Zhile.

Through the director's million shots, it can be seen that Lu Zhile, covered in blood, wakes up from a ruined temple. With the effect of blowers and dim lights, the ruined temple adds a bit of a creepy and gloomy atmosphere, especially There is a red-faced Buddha statue on the dilapidated altar table. The flickering candlelight flickers on the face of the Buddha statue, which looks particularly terrifying.

The camera is slowly zooming in, Lu Zhile's forehead is still oozing blood, and a pair of slack eyes are full of despair and unwillingness.

Director Zhao outside the camera nodded very satisfied. He put in a lot of effort in selecting actors before starting the filming. Either the big-name actors were paid too much, or the acting skills of some new actors were simply not up to the stage. His movie is a small-budget and small-produced movie, but he still wants to present a good movie-watching experience to the audience.

So he found Lu Zhile, who made his debut as a child star but has been living in the third line.

After filming for more than a month, he had to admire his original vision in selecting people. Not only was Lu Zhile's salary low, but his professional acting skills were comparable to many first-class movie stars. For this reason, he sincerely felt sorry for Lu Zhile. Fan.

"Xiaolu loosens the portrait, Wia hangs it up, and the blower winds down a bit." Director Zhao said while holding up the walkie-talkie.

Lu Zhile let go of the portrait in his arms, and the red rope tied to the scroll also unraveled automatically. He watched the picture being hoisted high by the wire, and as soon as the portrait was unfolded, the yellowed rice paper A long-haired woman in white clothes was revealed. The woman's long black hair was half-tied lazily, and her dignified and delicate features looked beautiful, but she lacked the softness that a girl should have.

I don't know which half-hearted artist drew this, Lu Zhile thought so.

"If Xiaolu can cry, she will cry two tears, and if she can't cry, she will just read the lines." Director Zhao said.

I can't cry anymore, Lu Zhile is so tired that I want to go back to rest after filming this one, so he knelt in front of the ferocious Buddha statue and began to recite the lines hoarsely, after finishing the lines, he said to He bowed to the portrait three times, and finally raised his thumb full of red pigment and pressed it on the hand of the woman in the portrait.

After doing all this, the character played by Lu Zhile lay dead on the ground, the last shot slowly zoomed out, the portrait was pulled out of the shot by Wia, and the rocker camera spun and jumped several times in the sky, here At that time, there will be a scene where the portrait automatically flies into Lu Zhile's arms, so the director needs to reserve more time for post-production.

Just when Lu Zhile was about to be unable to lie down, he finally heard the director yell, "Cut----!! This one is over! Today is over!"

Following the director's order, the sleepy staff outside the venue woke up in an instant, and quickly began to pack things in an orderly manner.

Lu Zhi Le Shi calmly stood up from the dusty ground.

His assistant, senior brother and manager walked up to him with a cup of coffee, "Xiao Le has worked hard, let's drink some coffee."

"What time is it to drink coffee, and I won't be able to sleep later." Lu Zhile patted the dirt on his body.

"I want to drink." A warm and deep voice suddenly sounded in Lu Zhile's mind.

"..." Lu Zhile was speechless, "No, you don't want to drink."

"I want to drink." The voice insisted.

"It's too late, I won't be able to fall asleep after drinking coffee." Lu Zhile still refused.

"I've had enough sleep, I don't need to sleep at night," said the voice.

"If you don't sleep, I will sleep!" Lu Zhile shouted.

The staff who were packing up suddenly stopped and looked at him, and even Director Zhao poked his head out from behind the machine and said caringly, "If you are sleepy, Xiaolu, go back to sleep, there is nothing wrong with you here son."

Lu Zhile felt a little embarrassed when everyone looked at her, and quickly smiled, "Okay, thank you Director Zhao, then I'll go first."

After finishing speaking, he quickly took the cup of coffee from Guo Zhengyang's hand, bit the straw and took a hard sip, and gritted his teeth in his mind and said, "Are you satisfied, brother?"

The voice didn't answer his words, but said very aggrieved, "Did you kill me just now?"

.....here we go again.

"I didn't attack you, maybe it's because I have a loud voice." Lu Zhile smiled slightly, laughing so hard that he wanted to smash a ghost's head off.

After Lu Zhile and Guo Zhengyang left the set, they went back to the lounge to take off their makeup. He closed his eyes and raised his head to ask the makeup artist to remove his makeup, while feeding himself coffee in a heartless manner.

Lu Zhile usually doesn’t drink coffee much after twelve o’clock, but Shi Qi likes to drink it. It’s okay not to let him see the coffee. As soon as he sees the coffee, if you don’t drink it for him, he can’t wait to show you a The drama of exposing tiles in the upper room.

It's a real headache.

But in fact, Shiqi is still very cute when he is obedient and obedient, although he has never met Shiqi.

If Lu Zhile's ability to see ghosts is enough fantasy, then the appearance of Shi Qi is fantasy and can no longer be fantasy.

Because Lu Zhile has an extremely yin constitution, it is easy to attract all kinds of wandering ghosts and other dirty things since he was a child. Aside from the fact that he was abandoned by his great parents at the gate of Futong Temple Taoist Temple when he was [-] years old, he had a relatively stable and smooth life when he was a child. The time I broke into someone else's crew.

But Seventeen did not appear when he was eight, but when he was ten.

He was already a child star that year, and he hadn’t been back to Futong Temple for a long time because he was often asked by various directors to act as co-stars. Le took advantage of his spare time to run back to play with his junior brother Guo Zhengyang.

As soon as the children played, they had no restraint. The two of them didn't know when they ran into the deep mountains. They didn't start to panic until they lost their way.

The two of them searched for the way back to the Taoist temple in the deep mountains and dense forests since the afternoon. They couldn’t find a familiar road until they found the Langyue hanging high on the treetops. , making people frightened.

At that time, Lu Zhile was still afraid of ghosts.When the two were groping for the way down the mountain under the faint moonlight, Lu Zhile suddenly tightened Guo Zhengyang's arm, shivering and hid behind him, "Yang...Brother Yang, I...in front of us. .. There is a female ghost blocking the way, let's go another way."

Under the pale moon, next to the towering tree, there was a female ghost with ragged clothes, messy black hair, and dried blood all over her body. The female ghost was originally sitting on the ground with a blank face, but after hearing what Lu Zhile said, , she raised the corners of her stiff lips and showed a terrifying smile towards Lu Zhile, and looked at him playfully with those dead white eyes.

This made Lu Zhile tremble even more.

And Guo Zhengyang was 14 years old at the time, and he had caught ghosts several times with his senior brother. Although he was a little scared about it, he didn't tremble like Lu Zhile. After all, he hadn't reached the stage where he could see ghosts. And he deeply felt that he had to protect this younger brother well. Although he was usually naughty and liked to bully him, he still pretended to be calm and carried the great banner of senior brother.

Thinking of this, Guo Zhengyang took out two talismans from the Taoist robe pocket, held one in his hand, and stuffed the other into Lu Zhile's hand, "Xiao Le, I can't see her, how dare you hold her?" Stick the talisman on her body, if you don't dare, just tell me the exact location, and I'll stick it."

As soon as Guo Zhengyang's words fell, the female ghost laughed fiercely, as if she thought that the two children were talking more funny than the other, but her terrifying laughter was infinitely magnified and extended in the whirling forest. It makes people feel cold and hairy.

The wind rose in an instant, and before Guo Zhengyang asked if someone was laughing, he heard Lu Zhile scream, and suddenly pulled his arm and ran back, "Brother Yang, run! That female ghost wants to Come and eat us!"

Guo Zhengyang was staggered by him, but he instinctively started to run with him.

"Interesting, you, a living person, can actually see me." The female ghost didn't seem to be in a hurry to eat them, but seemed to be enjoying the fun of hunting. Seeing the desperate eyes of the two children, no one The fact that she came to rescue them made the female ghost even more interested in teasing them.

The sight at night was not good, and the mountain road was bumpy, and the two children became more panicked and frightened as they ran. Suddenly, Lu Zhile's feet softened, and he fell to the ground with Guo Zhengyang.Guo Zhengyang was dominated by fear, but because he couldn't see the female ghost, there was still a trace of rationality in his fear. After he fell to the ground, he hurried to ask Lu Zhile, "Xiao Le, are you okay?" , is that ghost still chasing him?"

Lu Zhile felt that his palms and knees were broken, and his eyes were moistened by the pain, but he still endured the fear and pain and looked back. In the vast forest, he saw a gloomy and pale grimace. Bloody mouths flew towards him, he felt that he was going to be eaten, the infinite fear made him close his eyes in despair, hot tears slid down the red mole at the corner of his eyes, he was about to be eaten by a cold breath. Before approaching him, he yelled out of nowhere, "Senior brother——!!!"

Guo Zhengyang hurriedly responded, and just when he was about to pick up Lu Zhile and run away, he was pushed away by Lu Zhile. He rolled on the grass beside him and stared blankly at the scene in front of him. The word hell is not enough to describe the weird scene in front of me.

In the dark night, Lu Zhile held a whip that was as transparent as water and as soft as the moonlight. In Lu Zhile's hands, the long whip was as easy as a long snake. Who would believe that he was still crying for the master just a second ago Brother's child, can you use a set of Pianran Yixian's spells in the next second?

"You know spells?" The female ghost must be shocked if she can manage her facial expressions, "Who are you? No, no one can spell spells. You are not a human being. What are you?"

Lu Zhile was also surprised, and moved according to the manipulation of his body. He threw all the nimble and beautiful long whips on the female ghost's body, and the long whip automatically tied her up after touching the female ghost's body. up.Then he took out the talisman Guo Zhengyang gave him just now and sandwiched it between his thumbs, and silently recited a formula he had never heard before. He saw clearly how this light was formed, and with a sudden turn of his wrist, the talisman hit the female ghost's forehead accurately.

The female ghost didn't move, neither did Lu Zhile, and Guo Zhengyang was so overwhelmed by the scene in front of him that he forgot how to move. Although he couldn't see the ghost yet, he knew that the ghost must have been captured. Lu Zhile was subdued.

The wind stopped, and there was deathly silence in the pitch-black forest, not even a song of insects or birds. Lu Zhile's legs became weak from fear for a long time, but his body seemed to be dominated by another person, so he could Stand here straight, otherwise he would have knelt on his knees.

"Xiao Le?" Guo Zhengyang called out tentatively, "Are you... all right?"

"He's fine, just a little frightened." The words came from Lu Zhile's mouth, but the immature tone didn't resemble Lu Zhile's voice at all.

"Where did you, you, you, you come from? Why did you occupy Xiao Le's body?" Guo Zhengyang asked without confidence.

"I didn't occupy his body," Lu Zhile's tear-stained little face showed an immature and ignorant color, and he didn't seem to have any sense of disobedience, but he was a little pitiful, "I've always been in his In the body, I just woke up just now."

When Lu Zhile heard these words, he was already panicked to the extreme. Although he had seen many ghosts, he still didn't have enough courage to face this weird situation calmly, so he simply rolled his eyes, and the whole The person passed out directly.

This is how the two got acquainted. Later, Lu Zhile also asked Shiqi where he came from, but Shiqi had no memory of himself, let alone where he came from. He only knew that he had been sleeping in the In Lu Zhile's body.

Even the name Seventeen was given to him by Lu Zhile, because the day he woke up was No. 17, very casual, but also very suitable for Lu Zhile's lazy and perfunctory character.

The author has something to say: ah, a new hole has been opened, let me spread flowers~~~~

First of all, let me tell you that the previous character set in the copywriting was "Gong of the Ghost King in Women's Clothing", but now it has been changed to "Gong of the Ghost King of Beauty", because Zhefeng said that he doesn't want to wear women's clothing (well, it's actually because a certain author didn't write smoothly)