i am dragon

"Look at me!"

You Bing walked up to Zhang Chang in a few steps, and a dead face was poked in front of him. Zhang Chang gasped and revived on the spot!

His eyes widened, Zhang Chang flung his hands and feet backwards, and there was a wetness and a foul smell under his body.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

If you scare it too much, You Bing will accept it when he sees it. He shouted: "Zhang Chang, don't be afraid, it's me, and there is Xiao Qinglong."

Qing Longlong was angry in his heart, deliberately jumped forward, and said in a strange way: "Also~yes~I~"

Zhang Chang screamed, knelt down and kowtowed: "Grandfathers, please let me go, I will definitely buy one car, no! Two cars, four cars! Four cars of yellow paper ingots will be burned to you, and fragrant cars and BMW paper I'm burned even if I stab someone, don't blame anyone!!!"

There was a real sound of knocking his head on the ground, and it was not fake at all.

Qing Longlong snorted, and finally let out a fierce breath.

Let you lie to the dragon!Now be punished!

***

Too late, Qing Longlong didn't want Zhang Chang to go crazy, he said in a normal tone: "Oh, Zhang Chang, what's wrong with you? It's a dragon! What are you afraid of? Didn't you let Long buy these things? You said before Come on, the goods arrived today, Long deliberately put them on with the dean for you to take a look!!"

After Qing Longlong's reminder, Zhang Chang finally remembered that there was such a thing.

He took a few breaths in a daze, and mustered up the courage to look up at the two people in front of him.

But when he glanced at the shrouds on these two people, his pupils shrank, it was so fucking scary! ! !

He propped himself up to look up, and after a glance, he closed his eyes in horror.

Oh my god... there is no such thing as a living person here.

Qing Longlong: "What are you doing with your eyes closed?? Isn't the dragon festive like this?"

Seeing Zhang Chang's terrified appearance, Qing Longlong snickered in his heart, and said with a very artificial look: "Oh, did you forget that this suit was recommended by you, the material is good, and your eyesight It's really good, the material is really good, even the dean praised the dragon for his vision, hey, it's not the dragon's vision, obviously you have good vision, the dean also said that he would thank you for the dragon."

Long Li's dragon spirit indeed overlapped with the sick boy in Zhang Chang's impression, and Zhang Chang finally believed that the two people in front of him were really alive.

I believe that the two people in front of me are living people. After being frightened, what comes up is anger. Before the anger can be vented, it is suppressed by endless guilt.

Qing Longlong was still saying: "I bought all the dragons for the coffin and longevity materials. None of the dragons you recommended were left behind, but there were too many to fit in the room. The dean specially took two of the most beautiful boys and girls to give You, express your thanks, and open your eyes to see it!"

Zhang Chang took a deep breath, closed his eyes and clasped his hands together. He dared to be a real man, and sincerely admitted his mistake: "I was wrong... yes! No! Get up! Dean You, I will give you another 5 yuan, please forgive me." I woo..."

You Bing forced the boys and girls into Zhang Chang's arms: "Tsk, what are you talking about, I am paying back the money today plus thanking you for coming. I will pay you double the money you paid Qing Longlong earlier. Thank you for letting Qing Longlong give me this surprise, I am very happy."

Zhang Chang burst into tears: "One hundred thousand...forgive me, fifty thousand will be transferred to you, and I will give you another fifty thousand in half a month. I beg you, my lord, please spare me a lot, woo woo woo, I don’t dare anymore, I really don’t dare woo woo woo..."

You Bing said softly: "I don't want your money, just open your eyes and have a good chat with us for a while and we'll leave. Don't be afraid."

Zhang Chang cried louder: "You still want my money..."

After he opened his eyes, it wasn't a matter of money, it was terrible! !

You Bing said sincerely, "I don't want money, I really don't want money."

Zhang Chang cried loudly: "You want money! I beg you! You want money!"

You Bing: "No, no, really no."

Zhang Chang: "Go for it! Go for it! Otherwise, I'll show you to death!!"

You Bing: "Well, since we've talked about this, then I'll take it."

Speaking of which, You Bing lifted his clothes and took out his mobile phone from his inner pocket: "WeChat or Alipay? Credit card is also ok."

Zhang Chang blocked his sight and turned on the phone with shaking hands.

Didi twice, 5 yuan flew away, and 5 yuan was owed to You Bing.

Zhang Chang fell into urine after transferring the account, crying as if he had just been raped by eighteen big men in turn.

***

You Bing took Qing Longlong out of the door proudly, and when he passed the nurse's station, he ordered: "Turn on the light in the corridor, let the psychiatrist from the outpatient clinic come over, double the consultation fee, and chat with Zhang Changchang." For two hours, don't let Zhang Chang leave any psychological shadow... Well, can you turn around? Respect me?"

The nurses were facing the wall, with their backs to You Bing and Qing Longlong, and one of them said, "I'm sorry, Dean, you have something to tell me, but it's impossible for us to turn around. For 2000 yuan, we can only listen to you in this position. If you want to turn around and face you, you need at least [-] yuan to start, there is no negotiating."

You Bing: ...

***

The first thing Qing Longlong did after returning to the house was poking out his buttocks and dumping the birthday cakes in the house.

throw it out! !Definitely throw it out! !

Everything in this room is the shame of being cheated by the dragon! !

You Bing looked deeply at Qing Longlong's round buttocks stretched by his trousers, which were high and swaying left and right, whether he couldn't suppress the eagerness to move in his heart, or reached out and patted it hard.

with a snap.

"Aw!" Qing Longlong covered his butt and puffed his cheeks and turned his head and glared: "What are you doing! Do you know that the dragon is the victim! How come you beat the dragon after you go back to the house after being scared!"

You Bing couldn't help laughing, and turned around the little green dragon with ambiguous eyes, and approached slowly with his steps: "I not only fight dragons, I also eat dragons."

It wasn't until the whole dragon was rubbed into the chest full of familiar aromas that Qing Longlong realized something, and his cheeks began to flush.

Hey, that's what bad dean means.

Qing Longlong pushed shyly, imitating the tone in the book and said: "Damn ghost, why are you so anxious?"

You Bing: ...very good, wilted.