i am dragon

Qing Longlong had just shrunk into the bed and was about to sleep after eating the apples, when he heard a knock on the door.

You Bing's footsteps sounded, accompanied by a pungent smell of disinfectant.

Qing Longlong regretted it very much: ... If I had known that the dean would come back so soon, Long would not have eaten apples.

With nothing left, Qing Longlong decides to pretend to be asleep...

***

"Ah!"

There are also downsides to having a too sensitive nose.

Unable to continue pretending to be asleep, Qing Longlong crumbled and sat up clutching his nose and asked in a muffled voice, "Why did you come back so late? There's still such a strong smell of disinfectant..."

"Is the smell very strong? Then I'll go to the office to sleep."

Qing Longlong let go of his hand, and sniffed suspiciously: "Why... there is another smell?"

You Bing paused: "Other flavors?"

It's different from the scent on the dean's body, and it's also incompatible with the pungent smell of disinfectant. It has a fishy smell, like...

With a two-dimensional head, Qing Longlong took a deep breath, and passages from the Eighteen Forbidden novels came to mind.

Fishy... no!

Refined!liquid!

***

A fire suddenly ignited in Qing Longlong's heart.

Hurrah!The dragons have promised each other with their bodies!The kiss of love is kissed!It's already a real dragon in the dean's room!

The bad dean actually let Long not have to look for others! ! !

Although the dragon has no love and sexual desire, it is a little worse than other people, but the bad dean said at noon that he doesn't mind! ! !

Qing Longlong became angry instantly: "Why did you go down the mountain! Why do you smell like semen!" With red eyes, Longlong breathed directly through his nose sadly and sadly: "You have this stinky smell all over you!"

You Bing was taken aback: "Huh?"

Qing Longlong was heartbroken, and tears were about to fall: "Are you disgusted by dragons? It is said that dragons have no love and sexual desire. You just said that you don't dislike dragons at noon. Maybe Long may be, but you are looking for someone else outside. !"

After You Bing came to his senses, he couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed out loud, holding his stomach until he trembled.

"You...in your mind...hahaha..."

Qing Longlong looked disappointed at being let down, and turned his head with his mouth flattened: "It's a good thing that Long left you an apple, and I won't leave you an apple next time!"

"Apple!? You left me an apple?" You Bing was surprised.

This is really strange, this little green dragon doesn't protect its food anymore?

"I just happened to be hungry, where is the apple you left for me?" You Bing decided to live up to the kindness of this little green dragon.

Qinglong paused, that's too bad!He subconsciously looked at the trash can, and there were only... apple cores in it.

You Bing followed Qing Longlong's gaze, and suddenly burst into wild laughter.

Qing Longlong felt as bored as if he had been rubbed back and forth. Although it was wrong for the dragon to eat the apple, the bad dean can't go to others!

The dragon didn't want to smell that smell at all, but the smell became stronger and stronger, and it went straight into his sensitive dragon nose.

Huh?There seems to be something wrong with the taste...

Qing Longlong couldn't help turning his head to look at You Bing seriously, and accompanied by bursts of low-pitched laughter, he watched helplessly as the white shirt on the dean's waist revealed a large swath of bright red.

He was stunned for a moment before he realized that it was... blood?

***

It smells bloody!

The taste of blood!

There is blood on the dean's waist!

All the sadness and sadness were suppressed back, Qing Longlong stared at the bright red place with wide eyes.

You Bing didn't know that he had revealed his secrets, so he teased Qing Longlong: "Hahaha, you shameless little filthy dragon, you're full of dirty books, and you still can't control your mouth. Where's the apple you left for me?"

Qing Longlong stared at the blood-stained area, frowned and looked at the bad dean who was still making fun of him, feeling angry and blocked.

You Bing raised his eyebrows: "Tell me, where is my apple?"

Qing Longlong took two deep breaths and decided not to be as knowledgeable as the injured person.

He said in a muffled voice: "Do you want an apple or die? If you don't bandage it and lose too much blood, you will pass out."

The laughter stopped abruptly, and You Bing lowered his head to look at the wound in some surprise. Seeing the large amount of blood on the shirt, he couldn't help but sighed: "I said it's a little wet."

Speaking of wetness, Qing Longlong suddenly remembered that the bad dean accused him of urinating because he fell on the grass with water, and couldn't help but retaliate: "If you feel wet, then you have to see if you are wet. It’s not that I was scared to pee.”

You Bing grinned mischievously: "Do you think I'm some little green dragon?"

Qing Longlong didn't take advantage of it at all, scratching the quilt angrily and yelling: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I said it was water! There is water on the grass! If you don't believe me, smell my pants!"

You Bing smiled evilly: "I just let me smell your pants, I'm not ashamed."

Qing Longlong glared at You Bing with a flushed face, wanted to refute but was speechless, seeing that the red area on the shirt had expanded again, Long Long couldn't calm down.

He jumped off the bed and circled You Bing twice: "What's wrong with you...how did you get hurt? Didn't you bandage it? Why are you bleeding all the time?"

You Bing lowered his head and opened his shirt. The gauze used for bandaging inside had been soaked in blood. His expression became solemn: "The wound is not deep, but I don't know why it can't stop the bleeding."

Looking at the bloody gauze, Qing Longlong anxiously scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks but didn't dare to make trouble, and said angrily, "Why are you so stupid! How could you be injured for no reason?"

And why can't the bleeding stop?

Qing Longlong thought for a while and suddenly took a deep breath: "Could it be that you were caught by the ghost mother-in-law by walking at night!?"

You Bing laughed: "Where did the ghost mother come from? There was a patient on the fourth floor who was about to commit suicide. In order to catch him... Maybe it was too messy and I didn't pay attention. Mouth..."

"You mean...my Ni Lin cut you!?" Qing Longlong's heart skipped a beat, and a bad premonition arose spontaneously.

You Bing jokingly said: "Did I say that your Ni Lin cut me to vent your anger? You little bad dragon, Ni Lin is also bad."

"It's absolutely impossible for Ni Lin to hurt the Lord!" Qing Long didn't care about the bad dean's teasing of him for the first time, but said solemnly: "If it was cut by the dragon's Ni Lin, it would be nothing to you humans. A wound that cannot heal unless..."

He settled down: "Unless dragon blood is used."

***

You Bing was stunned for a moment, and quickly put down the shirt: "Don't think too much, I'll go to the nurse's station to bandage it again, if it doesn't work, I'll sew it up, it's okay."

Qing Long said angrily: "Do you still think that Long is sick! Think what Long said is false!"

You Bing didn't need to answer this question, although Xiaoqinglong always called Xiaoqinglong Xiaoqinglong, but Qing Longlong knew that the dean didn't treat him as a dragon at all!