Pillowside Enemy Reborn

: "Is it him? You mean this brother?"

Peng Daocheng nodded and said after a while, "Are you willing to go with him?"

"This?????" Nie Jia lowered his head while pointing fingers, his small face tensed, as if he had encountered a huge problem.

Peng Daocheng had no choice but to ask again: "If you don't want me to deal with him, answer me now, are you willing?

Nie Jia shook his head, stepped on him in two or three steps, buried his head on Peng Daocheng's chest and dawdled: "You promised me to buy me a model bazooka, have you gone back on your word?"

"Of course I didn't regret it!"

Nie Jia was happy, with bright eyes, shaking Peng Daocheng and urging him: "Then let's go buy it now, shall we? I want to see the bazooka soon!"

Peng Daocheng wanted to say yes, but Shao Zhen suddenly said: "Brother Peng, what does he know? Nie Jia is out of his mind now, and whoever takes care of him may not be able to tell the difference." He took out a candy from his pocket and handed it over, indicating Nie Jia: "Do you want it?"

Nie Jia glanced at Shao Zhen timidly, and seemed to recognize the person who came to play with him on weekdays, and was about to reach out on the spot, but was beaten down by Peng Daocheng.

Satisfied, Shao Zhen spread his hands and put away the candy. After thinking about it, he peeled the skin and put it in his mouth. He exclaimed, "This time it tastes like cotton candy! Oh?????" As if remembering something, he Ask Nie Jia, "Have you ever eaten marshmallows? It's the kind of lumpy, soft, fragrant and sweet thing. It's delicious! This tastes the same as it, but it's a pity you can't eat it!"

Nie Jia immediately struggled in Peng Daocheng's arms, eager to rush towards Shao Zhen.

The author has something to say: I finally feel like a bird, I really like writing BOSSPK dramas ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Spoiler: Husband and wife sex after 100 questions and then 50

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Su Runxi: (spit out a smoke ring very gracefully, and sneer) Why, you are very interested in other people's privacy?

A: (shaking his head) To be precise, I only like to inquire about the privacy of beautiful men.

Su Runxi: (suddenly realizes) Then please take out the bumpkin next to me, I suspect he hasn't bathed for ten days, this smell??????

Peng Daocheng: (laughing) My dear, your memory is really bad. Could it be that intermittent amnesia attack again?Weren't we still bathing together in the bathtub yesterday?

Su Runxi: (lazily raising the corners of his eyes) Are you sure I will be tortured with this idiot for the next 50 questions?

A: (twisting) Don't look at me like this~~ dead face!

Peng Daocheng: (doing inscrutable, facing the audience) Isn't the attribute obvious?He is arrogant!

Su Runxi: (cough cough) Well, I admit that from the perspective of enjoyment, I save energy.

52. Why did you decide so?

Su Runxi: (raises head at a 45-degree angle) God knows?????

Peng Daocheng: (shrugs his shoulders) Or do you want to see him die on me?

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Su Runxi: (sneering) It doesn't matter, as far as he is doing well.

Peng Daocheng: (laughs) There are too few tricks, and he can't enjoy himself in the posture, and he never barks.

A: (blinking big innocent eyes) What is it called?

Peng Daocheng: (staring) Do you want to reproduce my original voice or kick you off the stairs right now?Um?Choose one, kids!

A: (to finger)????? What did you say????? Too windy???? I can't hear clearly?????

54. Where was the first H?

Su Runxi: (expressionless) On his bed.

Peng Daocheng: (laughs) Yes.

55. How did you feel at that time?

Su Runxi: (Puts on an opera pose, "snap" waved his hands) Oh my god!This is a nightmare!

Peng Daocheng: (laughs) Whiter and softer than I imagined, easy to play with!

A: (contemptuously) Have you seen any good things?A whole farmer enters the city!

56. How did the other party look like at that time?

Su Runxi: (cough cough) Didn't have time to take a closer look, you know I'm usually absent-minded at that time?????

A: (excited) Mao Ming is absent-minded, what are you thinking about?

Peng Daocheng: (satisfied) He is fighting the pain with all his body and mind, and he will die of pain if he doesn't distract himself!

A: (Screaming) Are you that tight?Are you that thick?

Su Runxi and Peng Daocheng: (Unanimous voice for the first time) Do you doubt me?

A certain: (squatting in a corner and drawing a circle) Cut, crazy hairy!

57. On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?

Su Runxi: (suddenly stood up and took two steps) Huh?Haven't woken up from the nightmare yet?

Peng Daocheng: (laughs) Let's eat, let's eat, I'm starving to death!

A: (rolling eyes) I know you are working hard,,

58. What is the frequency of H every week?

Su Runxi: (smiling) Since I started taking sleeping pills, my nightmares have gone away!

Peng Daocheng: (spreading hands) I agree with this, he has been sleeping very well since I made him dizzy.

A: (dumbly) How many times?

Su Runxi: (without saying a word) ???????

Peng Daocheng: (unfathomable) Let’s put it this way, on average seven times a day, how much is seventy-seven?

A: (Still dumb) Is there something hairy to show off?You are not the first seven times wolf!

59. In your opinion, under the ideal situation, how many times a week is the best?

Su Runxi: (sighs) Is there no real Plato in this world?

Peng Daocheng: (laughs) Yes, unfortunately he is already dead.

A: (nods) Is that the legendary good life?Children really can't read too many fairy tales!

Peng Daocheng: (laughs) Actually, I always wanted to break through 50 times???????

60. So what kind of H is it?

Su Runxi: (every word) Bloody????????

Peng Daocheng: (raises hand) I swear I'm well lubricated!

A: (Looking at the sky) This ass bleeding may be related to physical fitness???????

Peng Daocheng: (stares) Are you implying that he should counterattack?

61. Where is your most sensitive part?

Su Runxi: (stop every word) Below the ears and above the neck.

Peng Daocheng: (Thinking) Ankle!

A: (Shocked) Really disgusting, ankles are reserved for loyal dogs?You are so sensitive!

PS: Please make up your own brains for Brother Ah Zhen, who is called a loyal dog, while wagging its tail and kissing the queen's slender and bare ankle affectionately a hundred times a hundred times???????

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Su Runxi: (Thinking) I thought it was the thighs. You know that farmers walk a lot and work in the sun. After a long time, their legs are stiff, so they will scream comfortably when they take a bath!

Peng Daocheng: (without thinking) Eyelashes?????

A: (Looking at the sky) Are they really here to participate in the 100th question?You have been a bird for Mao so many times and still don't know where the other party's sensitive zone is?By the way, are you really paying attention to H?

63. If you use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Su Runxi: (without thinking) Unscrupulous attack, burning, killing and looting, well, I admit that he is possessed by devils!

Peng Daocheng: (laughs) A little rabbit with blurred eyes.

A: (Shocked) Look at the bayonet stabbing the snow-white rabbit's chest????????

Audience: (covering face) So bloody, so cute!

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Su Runxi: (sneering) Would you like being bullied over and over while bleeding?

Peng Daocheng: (laughs) When it exceeds 50 times, I will like it more!

A: (Suggestion) I think it’s best not to dismantle the mourning hall and coffin that were pre-organized, as the queen may whine at any time!

65. In general, where is H?

Su Runxi: (gritting teeth) Besides the bed, where else do you think I would lose face?

Peng Daocheng: (laughs) In fact, Italian chandeliers can be tried?????

A: (Nodding) Please pay attention to the field workers, the mourning hall and the coffin really don’t need to be moved, yes, we plan to shoot “Crying for Funeral” in that studio later, let’s invite Shanbo to make the final closing statement??????

66. Which place do you want to try?

Su Runxi: (expressionless) In the morgue, I allowed him to see me one last time before he was soaked in formalin.

Peng Daocheng: (hesitating) Busy in the countryside, deep in the forest full of shrubs and swamps, or on the deserted trails????

A: (Nodding) I think Su Shanbo's idea can be implemented soon!

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Su Runxi: (with no expression on her face) Both before and after, I am a man with good living habits.

Peng Daocheng: (laughs) If someone wants to ask the difference between before and after, I can only say that one is that we wash together, and the other is that I hold him to wash.

A: (smiling) Aren’t you a scumbag!

68. Is there any agreement between the two at H?

Su Runxi: (Continuing to remain expressionless) You have to believe that guns will not work at that time??????????

Peng Daocheng: (Nodding) But I still hope he can shout louder.

A: (echoing) At that time, only the most primitive howling and moaning of human beings are the most touching!

69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Su Runxi: (sneering) Of course.

Peng Daocheng: (with a bad face) I knew that guy Shao Zhen would??????

A: (interrupted ruthlessly) Don't forget about your Liang Sheng and other beautiful boys, they have been entertaining you for a long time! ! !

Peng Daocheng: (laughing) Aha!That's a good deal??????

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea [if you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body]?

Su Runxi: (cough cough) First of all, I am a person of good conduct