reborn little fish

Ever since I found a new joy that day, I have been inseparable from Jiang Yulang every day, and instilled my thoughts with him, for example, a man must be magnanimous, literary and elegant, and gentle as jade and careful as dust.Uh, okay, I admit that the boyfriend I yearned for was like this in the past, but everyone knows GAY, it's hard to find someone you like, and it's even more difficult to find someone with such a qualification.

Now the one next to me, don’t worry about his appearance, Jiang Yulang, he still lives up to his name, even if there is a saying that he is cute when he is young, maybe he is not very good-looking when he grows up, but according to how I saw him when I was young When he grows up...cough, until he is four years old, his facial features will not be too crooked, and he will not be too ugly in the future.

So, as for temperament, temperament can be cultivated the day after tomorrow.Don't count on the top ten villains, I'll play in person.

"Xiao Yu'er, why are we standing like this?" Jiang Yulang pressed his head against the wall behind him, and practiced his standing posture with his shoulders against the wall.

"To grow taller. Well, am I standing with you?" Yes, I'm standing with him right now in front of a wall in our room.But the reason for standing is to correct your body shape. Women can go to ballet to correct their body shape, and men...just stand in a military posture.

What?You ask me why I trained him to stand by himself?Please, I always have to lead by example, kid, you have to do what you ask him to do, or he will have to make trouble with you, although Jiang Yulang is very sensible, but he is just a very sensible kid.

Moreover, I also need to cultivate my own temperament. I can't say that in the future, Jiang Yulang will be a gentleman when he stands out, and I will be a gangster when I stand out, right?If that's the case, I might as well jump into the river and forget it.

Of course, standing posture is only part of it. Jiang Yulang and I ran to Wan Chunliu to study medicine and read books when we had nothing to do.Cough cough, in fact, what I mainly study is poison, if I encounter Hua Wuque in the future, if that idiot who doesn't know our relationship really wants to kill me... I must at least have some means of self-protection.

Of course, now in the Valley of the Evil, from the past when I saw Wan Chunliu running away, Wan Chunliu saw me running away.No way, who told him to mainly study medicine instead of poison?My current mood is like a turned serf singing home.Of course it is limited to Wan Chunliu.

It's just strange that Jiang Yulang is more interested in medical skills.I once asked him why, and he showed me a lovely smile and said softly: "Little Yu'er is easily injured when practicing Qigong. Grandpa Wan is getting old, and I will treat Xiao Yuer in the future."

I was stunned for a moment, and then immediately hugged Jiang Yulang who was taller than me.Woohoo, I'm so touched, I deserve to be the one who raised the child, eh, I raised the child alone, it would be great if I had such a son.However, it is not bad to have such a brother.

In fact, I always feel that Jiang Yulang is a bit precocious. Of course, he can't be compared with me, a "non-mainstream", but... how should I put it, shouldn't a child of his age love to run and play?Why is it now that I drag him up and down the mountains and rivers every day, running wildly, but he always looks gentle and gentle, standing aside and watching me play?

This is too abnormal, can you still be called a boy if you are not naughty?So my first reaction was... this one is also a cross-dresser, right?People can't have doubts, once they have doubts, they will become more suspicious and more sure of their own doubts, that's how I am.So I went directly to Jiang Yulang, thought for a long time, and asked, "Who is the champion of the 2010 World Cup?"

Jiang Yulang looked at me blankly, and I repeated it in case he didn't hear clearly.This time Jiang Yulang was not in a daze, but had a questioning expression on his face: "Xiao Yu'er, what did you just... mean?"

I shook my head, thought for a while and said, "You...where did you come from?" Things like time travel are not fixed at a certain time, what if he time travels before me?

Jiang Yulang looked at me strangely at this moment, he swallowed, stretched out his chubby white hand and touched my forehead, this time it was me who was confused.

"Xiao Yu'er, what's wrong with you? You speak strangely today, are you sick? But... let's go and see Grandpa Wan." Jiang Yulang's concerned and worried look really made me feel very sad Warm, but combined with my previous question, his reaction really made me...

The corner of my mouth twitched, and I quickly grabbed him and shook his hand and said, "Oh, it's okay, I was talking nonsense just now, just for fun. In fact, sometimes I think, Ah Yu is so smart and good-looking, saying Maybe it's the son of some rich family." I blinked my eyes while talking, what a tragedy, under the torment of Du Jiaojiao all the year round, I actually learned to act like a baby and pretend to be cute. What a test I must be.

After hearing this, Jiang Yulang smiled and said, "Then, Xiao Yu'er may also be the son of some rich family."

I stare: "Why?"

"Because Xiao Yu'er is smarter than me and prettier than me." Jiang Yulang said with a smile while tilting his head.

I twitched slightly, then reached out and knocked his head twice decisively: "Stupid, pretty is used to describe girls! Boys should be described as handsome, you know! Let's go, let's go swimming. The weather is hot died."

As I said that, I dragged him to a cold spring in the back mountain. There is no such thing as swimsuits in this era, and they are all boys, and they are not very big. If you see it, you will be seen.Anyway, there is only a woman like Tu Jiaojiao in the Valley of the Wicked who is not a woman.

After taking off his clothes and plunged into the water, his underdeveloped body felt a little clumsy.To put it bluntly, the movements can't keep up with the reaction, so although I said I was swimming, I still didn't dare to go deep.In case of drowning... I don't expect Jiang Yulang to save me either.

I lowered my head and washed my face, looking at the reflection in the water, the corners of my mouth twitched.It's no wonder Jiang Yulang said I'm beautiful, as far as this face is concerned, it's indeed beautiful, it's that kind of exquisite beauty, if I use my poor words to describe it, it can really be described as picturesque.Maybe because she is a child, there is a little loveliness in that kind of beauty, which is why Tu Jiaojiao has been eating my tofu unremittingly for so many years.

In the past, if I met such a beautiful and lovely child, I would definitely like to tease and play more, but when I became such a child one day... I found it very troublesome!Fortunately, I'm in the Valley of the Wicked, and there aren't many people there, and there are even fewer who can tease the children. What's more, I turned my head to look at Jiang Yulang beside me.This guy and I are two different types. He looks like he will grow up to be a modest gentleman in the future. When I saw Jiang Yulang's gentle smile, I immediately became calm.

Well, appearance is not something we can choose, and I have heard that being pretty when you are young may not be so good-looking when you grow up.What's more, I believe that everyone will choose the former to have a good face than to have an ugly ugly face?

"Xiao Yuer, Xiao Yuer, wake up, don't sleep here, you will get sick." Jiang Yulang's voice rang in my ears.

"Hmm." I woke up slowly, only to realize that at some point I fell asleep leaning against the stone by the spring.Presumably it is because Yangguan is very warm and the spring water is very cool.

He got up and wiped the water off his body carelessly, and after putting on his clothes, he asked, "By the way, Ayu, do you know what Boss Du wants us to do today?"

Jiang Yulang shook his head and said, "I don't know, he just said that we should go to the back mountain to find him."

I paused for a while, Houshan... probably nothing good happened, the last time I went to Houshan for training, Jiang Yulang and I were chased by hornets and ran halfway up the mountain.This time... what will it be?

When I got to the back mountain, I knew it right away. I have to say that Du Sha’s training method is very special. When other masters were still teaching apprentices to zama step, we started to be chased all over the mountain by various animals. .The master is to let the apprentices lay a good foundation and strive to be stable. Our boss Du is to let us be smooth and smooth. It doesn't matter if we run faster than a rabbit, we have to run faster than a leopard!

Poor thing, last time we were chased by a wasp, that was fortunately smaller in size, although it hurts even if it gets stung, but at least it won't kill you.Now... what are these groups of wild dogs!

At first, I thought that if we were being chased, Jiang Yulang and I would split up and act separately. One would lead in the front, the other would run away halfway and go around to the back to get it done. Well... Later I realized that I overestimated the strength of the two four-year-olds , but this time we didn't give us a chance to take action.

There were not many wild dogs in that group, only five or six, but just five or six were enough to kill.Du Sha, you abused children!I'm going to sue you!That was the only thing on my mind as I ran as hard as I could.But I really admire Du Sha, the wild dogs, the famous lone ranger, he can find so many of them to chase us together, it makes me wonder if these wild dogs were brought back by him after killing the bitch a long time ago Yes, for today!

At the beginning, Jiang Yulang and I were able to hold on, and occasionally we could discuss which way to run was more appropriate.But as we all know, how long can a four-year-old child last?Even if Jiang Yulang and I were trained since we were young, our endurance is limited.

So, in the end, I weighed between being bitten to death and being exhausted, and decisively dragged Jiang Yulang up the tree!Dogs can't climb trees, provided the trees are not too thin or too short, and then the two of us started looking for thick and strong trees.When I found it, I was worried again. We may not be able to climb such a tree when we are both physically strong.Not to mention the way we are now.

I looked at him, after running for a long time, even though Jiang Yulang had always been as stable as Jiang Yulang, his face was blushing and beads of sweat slid down his white jade-like face one by one, making his already good face even more dazzling.

I shook my head, the wild dogs were about to catch up, my life was about to be lost, and I was greedy for beauty, and didn't want to kill me.I pulled Jiang Yulang and said, "Hang on, we'll be fine if we climb up the tree."

Jiang Yulang blinked, smiled at me and nodded.I was dizzy for a moment, this kid is full of electricity at such a young age.In the future, we have to be careful, so as not to go out and make trouble.

So in this state, Jiang Yulang and I started a hard tree climbing career. Speaking of which, those wild dogs are not fuel-efficient, they jumped up and bit us, if we didn’t climb fast... Tsk tsk, It is estimated that it has been eaten long ago.

Jiang Yulang and I sat on a relatively thick branch closest to us, wheezing and looking at the relentless wild dogs below.Tsk tsk, you are really indomitable, and you are still dancing.Tsk tsk, Du Sha trained them really well, or... Du Sha made them hungry?

Looking at Jiang Yulang and looking at himself, they are all white and tender. Although they are not chubby like white dumplings, they are still a bit fleshy. Those wild dogs must have been salivating.

However, as far as the present is concerned, I always feel that I am much more embarrassed than him.Scratching some messy hair, watching those wild dogs jumping below, I suddenly became sad because I was hungry.So at this moment, the wild dogs have become roasted dog meat, stewed dog meat, dog meat soup and so on in my eyes... It's a pity that the more I think about it, the hungrier I get.

"I'm starving to death, Ayu, why don't they go away?" I was going to be dizzy, I was angry, children eat less, and eating in the valley of the wicked is not so good, it is good to see the oil star up.And it was definitely a huge amount of exercise just now. I have never run so hard in my life and my previous life combined-I solved the problem with a fire after the wasp... Although I was not very satisfied with the killing afterwards, those wasps I was burned to death, what else can I do?

"Are you very hungry? I brought some rice cakes here, do you want to eat?" Jiang Yulang took out a cloth bag from his arms.

I immediately rushed forward with tears in my eyes, that's great, Jiang Yulang, you are really my lucky star.Of course, I am a very interesting person, and I did not forget to give him half.Just as I was happily eating rice cakes, Du Sha's cold voice came over: "It seems that you should have had enough rest, what to eat! Keep running!"

I was almost choked to death by his sudden words, but the next second I felt my body vacated, and the next second I put the rice cake in my arms, and ran away in tears among the wild dogs.

I really want to say to Du Sha, run away from your sister!