reborn little fish

I'm twitching, this mayor... really talented.

"You are a ghost, and your whole family is a ghost!" This sentence is still useful in this era.

"I can't tell if it's a human or a ghost. The mayor's eyes are probably useless."

I said, Ayu, don't hold a dagger and say this with a calm face, okay?You see, the mayor of the other people will drive you crazy.

"Two, you two have not been killed by the mountain god..." the mayor said tremblingly.

"Yeah, you think we can make so many of you down, what can that little mountain temple do to us?" I said with a smile.

As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, the group of people lying on the ground began to cry and howl. At first I thought they were afraid of us, but it took me a while to realize what the group of people were crying about. "The mountain god must be angry this time. Ah." "What can we do?"

I am angry!This group of people who don't know what is good or bad!Just when I was about to tidy them up, I suddenly heard footsteps, and then those strong men who hadn't touched their bags surrounded the door with various farm tools in their hands.

"Hey, this posture means..." I crossed my arms and looked at the group of people.

"Give it to me, catch these two brats!" The first man who seemed to be very strong said something.

Then those people rushed over, I took the time to smile at Jiang Yulang, hey, just right, the two of us haven't fought with outsiders yet, so they don't blame us for sending them to our door.

The two of us didn't even light up our weapons, we punched left and kicked right, alas, it's not that we are too powerful, but these people are too good, it didn't take long, they are just like those people on the ground who have been hit by soft tendons , fell to the ground and hummed and couldn't get up at all.

"Continue, why don't you continue, do you want to do it too?" The first sentence was addressed to the group of people on the ground who were imitating pigs, and the latter sentence was addressed to some old and weak women and children outside the door who wanted to watch the fun of.

"The two of you are actually people from the rivers and lakes?" The mayor looked at us in horror, and then wept: "It's me who is blind, but please let the villagers go, they...are innocent."

"Innocent? I can't see it?" I sneered, but I also felt that this matter was very difficult. Speaking of which, they were just misled by feudal superstition. It is normal to believe in gods in this era. The wisdom of the people is not enlightened, and they would not do such an outrageous thing even if they thought about it.

I turned my eyes and asked, "Where does your town's water come from?"

"There is a well in the town, and we rely on the well water in that well for our livelihood." The mayor was obviously confused by my question.

I smiled slightly, since you believe in gods so much, I will educate you in the name of gods.While thinking about me, he took out a small porcelain bottle from the bag and poured out two pills and said, "You know why you sent so many children, but only two of us came back. Do you want to know why?"

"Why...why?" Not only the mayor but also the townspeople seemed confused.

"The two of us came down to practice, and we can't say our specific identities... However, the mountain god you call is not a mountain god at all, but a monster who has cultivated into a spirit. Which real god is not compassionate? How could there be such a mourning? Conscientious gods? Your brains are flooded!" I slapped the table hard, and I...it still hurts.

"Could it be that the two young masters are fairy children in the sky?" The mayor looked at us in surprise.

"I said our identities can't be revealed, it's up to you how you like to guess." I'm not sure and I don't deny it, anyway, if something happens to the public, it's not me telling them that I'm a god, hehehe.

Jiang Yulang obviously also thought of this episode, standing next to me and curling his lips slightly.After I said those words, there were whispers from the villagers below, such as "No wonder, we all fell down in an instant, it turned out to be a fairy magic." The demon ate it."

"Then... two fairy boys, God has the virtue of loving life, you two... just let us go. We know we are wrong." The mayor is unable to move now, if he does, Jiang Yu will probably kneel down for us After hearing this, Lang snorted coldly and said: "God has the virtue of being good at life? Why didn't you think about this sentence when you sent those children there? This time, my two brothers passed by here and found out. If no one knows , how many children do you want to kill!"

The mayor didn't say much after hearing this, he just babbled there and said that he knew his mistake and he wouldn't do it again next time.Dare to have a next time, hum!

I sighed, waved my hand and said, "The two of us were very angry about this incident, but since you were also bewitched by that monster, the lives of those children will not be recovered, but... the death penalty can be avoided. Forgive me, wait a minute and I will throw these two pills into the well, these two pills dissolve in water, don’t worry, it’s not some kind of poison.” Seeing the terrified expressions of those people, I added: “It’s just , from now on you need to do good deeds to make up for your mistakes, if you do evil again, the medicine will kill you! But if you do good deeds, the medicine will not take effect, how to do it specifically. Do you all know?"

Well, actually, I know that this solution is not very good, and Jiang Yulang doesn't seem to agree with it, but...we are not a government, and we have no right to determine life and death, especially if the other party is not a member of the Jianghu, if he is a member of the Jianghu , has long been tacitly conceited.These are ordinary people, I can only do my best to restrain them, not to mention... Killing them is not a good way, if you can make these people pious and good, wouldn't it be better than killing them?

Jiang Yulang took the two pills from my hand and said loudly, "I'll go and throw the medicine into the well."

"Xian...Xiantong, is there really no problem with that medicine?" The mayor asked me tremblingly.

"Don't worry, there will be no problem. Moreover, those medicines can undo the poison you were poisoned before, but...it has a kind of spell attached. You don't know exactly how to say it. As long as you know that if you do evil, you will be killed." I will die suddenly, understand?" After talking about it, I was already stern.

The mayor nodded quickly, and after a while, Jiang Yulang came back, and he nodded to me.Then he opened his mouth and said to those women who were still able to move: "Don't you want to get some water to detoxify them? Do you want us to do it ourselves?"

Those women looked at each other in fear, and then hurried to fetch water.Before they were far away, I said coolly: "Remember, everyone should drink a little. Don't think that if you don't fall down, you are not poisoned. It's just that poisoning can vary in depth, and those with weaker constitutions... I didn't do anything cruel. If you don't Timely detoxification...hehe."

It has to be said that those townspeople are still very good at fooling around. Sure enough, everyone of those people drank the well water that had been added.After drinking the water, those who have suffered from Ruanjinsan basically have the ability to move.Jiang Yulang and I also patted our bags and stood up and said: "Okay, remember what I said, you can figure out what to do if you don't want to die suddenly, we have stayed here for too long, we should go, no need delivered."

After I finished speaking, I pulled Jiang Yulang and left there using lightness kung fu. From a distance, I heard the mayor shout: "We will definitely do good deeds, thank you Xiantong for your mercy."

I dragged Jiang Yulang for a long time, and the road gradually became desolate, so I slowly listened to it, then looked at the direction of Huansha Town behind me and grinned.

"Xiao Yu'er, those two pills... are just for the poison of Ruanjinsan, right?" Jiang Yulang took out his handkerchief and wiped the sweat off his face, then changed another piece to help me wipe it off, and smiled asked.

"Nonsense, where did I get such a miraculous medicine, and I know that they do evil and good things. It's just to scare them, but judging by their appearance, I guess they really believe it." I fanned the wind with my hands, alas, it was so wrong, We should get a carriage just now... Even if we get an ox cart, it's better than running on two legs.

"No need to guess, they already believe it." The rough male voice came from far to near, and I watched Li Dazui's giant figure slowly approaching, rubbed my face quickly, and put on a sweeter smile (or an idiot smile) ?).

"Uncle Li, how do you know they all believed it?" I asked with my head tilted.

"Hey, I just know that brat has two tricks." Li Dazui came over and patted my shoulder, then his face sank, he pulled me up by the collar of my neck, and then I looked at him He looked at me fiercely and shouted: "Stinky boy, do you dare to say that I am a mountain spirit?"

"Hey, hey, don't be angry, the mountain elves and monsters are not as strong and mighty as you, majestic. Isn't this a stopgap measure? If I didn't say that, those people could eat us." I hurriedly apologized. Well, this uncle can't be messed with, if he wants to punish me and Jiang Yulang...then the two of us will wait to be punished, and there is no chance to resist.

"Uncle Li, we didn't talk about you, we were talking about the mountain god they worship, and you are not a mountain god, and naturally you are not a mountain spirit or monster." Jiang Yulang blinked his big eyes and started messing around.

"Hey, you two little devils, you have two brushes, forget it, where are you going next?" Li Dazui put me down and asked with a big smile. In fact, he was not really angry. Of course I knew Yes, otherwise I wouldn't dare play tricks.

"We don't have a goal, we just want to come out for a walk, and... we want to know who our parents are, and see if there are any clues." I shrugged and said.

"Your parents? Du Jiaojiao, she..." Li Dazui looked at me in a daze, hesitant to speak, then touched my head and said, "Do you know about your parents?"

It's tricky, it's definitely tricky, does he mean that Du Jiaojiao and the others are hiding something from me?And it still looks like it's about my parents... this...

"No." I shook my head, hoping that Li Dazui could give me some information, even if it was just a reminder.

As a result, the guy shook his head and said, "Then how do you find it?"

I shrugged: "I don't know." I lowered my head and said in a low voice, "I just want to know who they are and why they don't want me."

"It's not necessarily that they don't want you, but that they... Forget it, just let it happen, how can it be so easy to find this kind of thing without clues?" Li Dazui shook his head and said.

I sighed, what are these people hiding from us?I turned my head to look at Jiang Yulang, and found that there was also some doubt in his eyes.I thought for a while and said, "Then, Ayu was already a little older than me when he was brought here, and he was wearing nice clothes, so there is no clue?"

Li Dazui shook his head and said: "I haven't been back in these years, how do I know about those things. Okay, you two little devils don't seem to suffer much, then you can play by yourself, I'm leaving .”

"Hey, Uncle Li, where are you going? Anyway, the two of us have nowhere to go, so we might as well wander the rivers and lakes with you." When I saw that Li Dazui was about to leave, I quickly stopped him, just kidding, he left and I went Where can I find a bodyguard?

"Hey, I'm looking for human flesh to eat, do you want to eat it too?" Li Dazui said with a very... well, wretched smile.

The corner of my mouth twitches, you always go to find mutton to eat?I knew he didn't eat human flesh, so I didn't respond, but Jiang Yulang's expression changed, and he couldn't help asking, "Are you really eating human flesh?"

"Of course, apart from the human head, there is nothing I don't want to eat. Otherwise, why would they tell me not to eat the human head? Li Dazui? How about it? Would you like to try the two little bastards? Human meat is delicious. Oh." This time Li Dazui was like the big bad wolf who kidnapped and sold Little Red Riding Hood.

Jiang Yulang's face turned pale, and I couldn't help sighing. If I really went all the way with Li Dazui, it would probably be a lot of psychological burden for Jiang Yulang. It seems that this bodyguard will not be needed.

"Hehe, Uncle Li really knows how to tell jokes. In this case, we won't bother Uncle Li for food. See you, Uncle Li." I said goodbye obediently, and watched Li Dazui turn around and leave in satisfaction.

On the way to the next town, Jiang Yulang always looked out of his mind. I knew he was thinking about Li Dazui, so I couldn't help but sighed and said: "Ayu, in fact, sometimes what people say is not true. It must be true."

Jiang Yulang blinked and looked at me, apparently not understanding what I meant.I thought for a while and then said: "Actually, I don't really understand, but sometimes people can't just rely on their eyes to see and hear, they have to analyze it by themselves. For example, Li Dazui said just now that he wants to eat human flesh. Do you think he really wants to eat human flesh?" Will you eat human flesh?"

I'm too lazy to beat around the bush with him, so fortunately I'll just say it directly, saving this silly kid who seems to have a good impression of Li Dazui from making a fuss.

"But, he himself said that he was going to eat human flesh." Jiang Yulang said with disgust.

Sigh, it is because the world thinks so, that caused the tragedy of Li Dazui, so I had to ask him: "It's just that he said! Did you see him eat? Take a step back, even if you saw him eat meat , can you be sure that what he ate was human flesh?"