reborn little fish

Sleeping in a daze, half awake, a woman's voice was faintly heard: "He is a fish that slipped through the net, why don't we call him Xiaoyuer?"

This sentence... 囧, could it be that the peerless twins have watched too much, even dreaming?The bed in the dormitory is just uncomfortable. I want to turn over, but I find that my body has no strength, and I feel as if I am tied up.Forget it, I really couldn't open my eyes, and I didn't bother to move, so I continued to sleep like this.Later, when I was a little more awake, I found that the originally white dormitory roof had changed into the hanging beam roof of that kind of bungalow.

Look around again, God, this bed is too big, no, I am not lying on the bed in the dormitory, this... This is the adobe kang.Am I dreaming or has someone moved me while I wasn't looking?Thinking of this, various kidnapping cases flashed in my mind, but... Although my family owes some gambling debts, I don't have enough money to be kidnapped to ask for gambling debts, right?

I moved my body, and it seemed that I was really tied up. I tried to do it, but found that my body had no strength at all.

"Xiao Yu'er, are you awake?" A female voice sounded, I turned my head to look, it was a woman with heavy makeup.It made me sick to my stomach.That woman looks pretty good from the outline, but the make-up is too... horrible.

"Tsk tsk, this kid with a small nose and a small mouth is so cute. I don't know whose family's child is taking advantage of me, Tu Jiaojiao." The woman hugged me while talking.

I was suddenly...shocked, firstly because I found that my body had shrunk!Shrunk down to baby size!Oh, God, although I always feel that my original body is a little thinner and whiter, a little less masculine, but compared to now... you should give me back my body.

The second is because the woman said... what is his name?Du Jiaojiao?Reminiscent of her calling me Xiaoyuer just now.The corner of my mouth twitched, but the woman actually smiled and said, "Hey, with those big round eyes, he must be a handsome man when he grows up."

I tried my best to keep my face straight, Auntie, stop laughing, when you smile, not only the flowers are trembling, but also the white powder is falling off.Of course, this white powder is not the white powder of drugs, but the powder rubbed on his face.

Maybe I should thank Du Jiaojiao's appearance for diverting my attention, and then I calmly accepted the fact that I wore it.Yes, I wore it, and the worst thing was that I became a little fish who had no parents and was hunted down by my brother.I really want to cry without tears.

That's right, Xiao Yu'er is indeed the protagonist, with a high appearance rate and a lot of fans, and it's a typical case of getting out of the mud without getting stained. He was born in a place like the Valley of the Wicked, but he can still maintain justice and become a generation of knights. It is the object of media praise and the focus of government support.

However, no matter how glamorous he is, he can't escape the fact that he was ravaged by villains since he was a child!Xiao Yu'er's childhood was definitely not happy, and Xiao Yu'er's rivers and lakes journey was definitely not smooth!To be such a protagonist...God, I'd better be a passerby...as long as I don't get hacked to death by the protagonist.

But I obviously forgot that it is useless to pray to God in China, so no one heard my heart, so... I was left behind.

"Little Yu'er, be good, let's see what Aunt Tu brought you today." A delicate female voice sounded.That's her!One sentence determined my name, and it also made me want to wear it back after knowing it again. Please ask this aunt to help me change my name. As long as it is not called Xiaoyuer, it can be called Xiaoxiaer. Here comes endless trouble!

I silently turned my head and made a silent protest.In fact, I could only fight silently. The woman with horrible makeup stretched out her hand... and hugged me.Damn, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's powerlessness and being slaughtered by others, I... I can't do anything to her.Alas, in such a world where everyone knows kung fu, I am the fish on the chopping board.The name Xiao Yu'er is really realistic...although it has a different meaning from the original name.

Du Jiaojiao hugged me and shook the thing in her hand, I looked at it, cut, it was just a rattle.I turned my head in disdain.

"Yo, don't you like it? Come here, Aunt Tu brought you a lot of things, let's see which one you like?" Tu Jiaojiao brought a basket from the side while talking.I looked inside, cloth tiger, spinning top and even Cuju.It is not easy to find these in the limited environment of the Valley of the Wicked.

I stretched out my hand as if I was going to catch that cuju. I don't like cloth tigers and spinning tops, but that cuju doesn't look much like football in later generations, let's make it alive.

"Xiao Yu'er likes Cuju, when you grow up, will Aunt Tu play with you?" Du Jiaojiao grabbed Cuju and put it in my arms with a smile.

I tried my best to hold that Cuju that was not much smaller than my head, the corners of my mouth twitched violently, why did I forget that this body can't even walk now, Cuju?Decorate it?

"Tu Jiaojiao, you're really here." Needless to say, the rough voice was Xuanyuan Sanguang. I could recognize their voices very clearly after I came here.

Xuanyuan Sanguang's voice sounded like Kong Wu's powerful appearance, and he was also tall and thick, a bit like the people from the Northeast.Du Jiaojiao... I won't talk about it, her voice changed from male to female, and so did her face. I don't even know what he really looks like.As for Bloody Hand Du Sha... his voice was deep and powerful, worthy of being the head of the top ten villains.

It's just... since I came here, I've only seen these few people, and I haven't seen anyone else.Of course, it doesn't rule out the reason why no one is interested in my little baby.

After Xuanyuan Sanguang came in, Tu Jiaojiao turned to look at him, her voice suddenly changed into a male voice: "Xuanyuan Sanguang, what are you doing here?"

"Hey, let me take a look at this little doll that you care about so much." Xuanyuan Sanguang stretched out his big hand and snatched me away from Du Jiaojiao while talking.

My god, it hurts me to death, I'm such a rough person, don't you know that children are very delicate?You actually used such a lot of force, well, don't blame me for being rude.

So I opened my mouth immediately without hesitation, and the loud voice spread throughout the Valley of the Evil...Well, of course this is only in my imagination, but the truth is...my cry was only transmitted to the next room.It's just that the next room... lives in Du Sha.

"What are you doing?" Boss Du came out with a deep and powerful voice. It's noon now, and Boss Du is going to take a nap too. My crying disturbed his nap, so his tone didn't sound very good .Well, if it were me, it wouldn't be very good.

Xuanyuan Sanguang seemed to be a little afraid of Du Sha, and was startled slightly after hearing Du Sha's words, and Du Jiaojiao took advantage of this moment to snatch me back immediately.Then he said, "It's okay, it's just this gambler who hurt the child."

Then Du Jiaojiao looked down at me, hugged me and shook me, and coaxed me: "Be good, don't cry." I was surprised at this woman's normal behavior, but she said in a male voice: "Keep crying Be careful that Du Sha throws you out to feed the wolves!"

So, I obediently shut my mouth.Anyway, the purpose of the protest has been achieved, and if you continue to play around, you will really annoy that gloomy Boss Du... I believe I will really be thrown out to feed the wolves!

Du Jiaojiao looked at me and smiled with satisfaction, it was a silver bell-like laughter: "Little Yu'er is so smart, I really don't know who can give birth to such a smart and beautiful child." Du Jiaojiao said while kissed my face.

I'm a bit stiff, for a man who only likes men, the proximity of a woman makes me uncomfortable, although I am a baby now, but my mental age is already an adult.It's just... Du Jiaojiao doesn't know my origin?Well, actually speaking, it's true, Tu Jiaojiao and the others only know that Xiao Yu'er was brought here by Yan Nantian, but they don't necessarily know Xiao Yu'er's biological parents, right?

Maybe this appearance is really good, Tu Jiaojiao won't let go of me so easily.I can't solve it by crying. When I cry, she will shake left and right again until I feel dizzy.I really want to protest, but I don't know if the baby's tongue is underdeveloped. I used to try it while no one wanted to, but the big tongue... I don't even want to talk about it.

From the day I woke up, I fully realized what it was like not to be able to take care of myself, and I also realized that the evil people really did not live very well.My baby, who was still in the stage of breastfeeding, was forced to drink rice soup every day!I can even imagine that I will be pale and thin in the future!

Woo, at least give me some broth.I want to eat meat...

Although I haven't seen all the villains in the Valley of the Evil, there is one person I have seen a long time ago.That is Wan Chunliu.This No. [-] doctor in the Valley of the Wicked often comes to see me, and feeds me some unpalatable food that would kill me, in the name of strengthening my body. I fully suspect that he is using me as an experimental subject.

For example, right now, after he forced me to drink a bowl of black stuff, I hiccuped, and then the tears flowed like a flood, but I don’t know why Tears, and did not notice any discomfort.

Just when I was wondering, the old man said puzzledly: "No, he shouldn't be laughing, why are you crying? Well, it needs to be improved!"

Dry!I didn't come to be an experiment for you!You stinky old man, it's completely unconscionable that such a young child can do it!

Of course, I can only think about these words, even if I can say it, I won't say it, because I don't even have the ability to take care of myself now, and I still need him to help me stop the damn tears.Hmph, ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, Wan Chunliu, you wait for me!

Finally stopped crying, Wan Chunliu took out another bottle and poured out a small pill tremblingly, the pill was still red!I'd be an idiot if I ate any more!So, when I saw the pill, I burst into tears, trying to attract others.In the end, I don’t know if it’s because I was unlucky today, my voice is almost hoarse from crying, and that Du Jiaojiao who usually eats my tofu in front of my eyes has not appeared yet!Dry!

"Hey, little bastard, don't pretend. You haven't even shed a tear after crying for a long time. Save yourself, they have something to go to the back mountain today, and they won't be back in a while. Don't worry, this thing is not bad for you Yes!" Wan Chunliu approached me with an incomparably wretched smile.

I looked at him in horror, and then... rolled my eyes, and passed out gorgeously.It's not that I'm too weak to bear it, but that I cried too hard just now... As a result, the oxygen supply can't keep up and then... a tragedy.

I don't know whether Wan Chunliu gave me that little pill afterwards. Later, when I woke up and felt my body, I found that there were no sequelae, so I didn't take it to heart.Anyway, I don't know if Wan Chunliu is really that powerful. My body, which has been drinking rice soup since I was a child, has never been sick. It is really not easy.

After teething, the food I ate was upgraded from rice soup to rice porridge, God, when will I be able to get meat, I almost forgot what meat tastes like.

However, although the standard of living is not very good, the people in the Valley of the Wicked treat me fairly well.Perhaps because of his young age, Bloody Du Sha only came to see me every day, and he didn't look very vicious, but he was a bit gloomy and murderous.And Xuanyuan Sanguang... came to my side every day to shake the dice for me to see.

Du Jiaojiao asked him not to disturb my rest, but that guy actually said something confidently: "This should be cultivated from a young age. When you grow up, you might become a gambling king who wins all the invincible players in the world!" Xuanyuan Sanguang said for two Both eyes shone with light, as for the other light... probably his shiny forehead.

But!I don't want to be a gambler!I don't want to lose all my pants!You must know that my gambling luck has always been extremely bad, so that the friends I met in the past generally turned against me when they bet. As a perennial loser... I wish gambling would disappear from this world!

It's just... Xuanyuan Sanguang's dice shaking technique is really not bad.The dice seemed to be connected with him, he could be whatever he wanted them to be, and how many times he wanted to shake them.I really want to learn this hand from him... Oh, no, no, I have to insist, not to be led to the point of no return of gambling.

Having said that, this is my life in the Valley of the Evil. My job is to let Du Jiaojiao eat tofu every day, my part-time job is to let Wan Chunliu try medicine, and my entertainment is to watch Xuanyuan Sanguang perform dice acrobatics, and occasionally experience Du Sha The coolness it brings... seems to be... quite good.