Half Demon Cannon Fodder Company

For Xiang Qifei, his life has been wonderful.

At the very beginning, as the captain of the criminal police team in a metropolis like City S, he lived a thrilling life for ordinary people, and he might die in the line of duty if he didn't pay attention.

But after meeting Tian Ya, he realized that his previous life was not even close to being "wonderful".

First, he was forced to accept the existence of ghosts and ghosts that transcended scientific common sense, and then he was "seduced" by Tian Ya to come out of the closet, realizing that he might just be one of the playboy's lovers.

Immediately afterwards, he made someone erase his own memory, and spent two years in the traffic police force in a daze, after tossing and turning, he still returned to Tian Ya's side.

But as a tree.

The Xiang Qifei in the world is already dead, because of a strange murder case, he died in the line of duty.

What remained was a peach tree demon named "Xiang Qifei".

I thought that without relatives, my death might not make too many people care.

But in fact, he underestimated his influence.

When watching his group of colleagues who were bleeding, injured and almost dying in the hospital without crying, Xiang Qifei really wanted to rush out and say, he's not dead yet, so don't be sad.

But he finally held back.

A tree just rushed out, probably causing a mass panic.

Xiao Yu, the former director of the bureau, comforted herself, believing in them, and would soon recover from the pain.

He understands, but it still hurts.

Then what he did was to practice and grow in the demon power space as a strange walking peach tree.

During this period, he realized what kind of existence the so-called cannon fodder company, the Spirit World Office, was.

"They're all so tall."

Tian Ya looked up, looked at the dense tree crown and sighed.

"It's been nine years, and it's not unusual to grow so tall." Xiang Qifei still wants to grow into a towering tree, but it seems that his own species doesn't support it?

"Yeah, it's been nine years."

Tian Ya, who had only been with his right hand for the past nine years, sighed with a green face.

"If you're not satisfied, you can go out and find someone else, I won't mind."

Xiang Qifei's face immediately turned from green to black: "Why don't you trust me?"

"It's not..." Xiang Qifei grumbled.

"It's a big deal, I'll go to retreat for 50 or [-] years, so you can rest assured." Although he was very careless before, since he got Xiang Qifei, he has never fooled around outside again. Why is Xiang Qifei still not trust him.

Tianya is very wronged.

You know, even if he aspires to be the best Xiaogong in the new century, he will lose his temper if he is in a hurry.

So Tian Ya turned around and left angrily.

"It's not that I don't believe him..."

Sigh to Qifei.

It's just that as a man, he knows that sometimes the lower body rushes.It's unbearable to move, he's okay to say, he's used to abstinence, but Tian Ya, a man who was used to flirting before, isn't it too inhumane.

"Actually, there is a solution."

Qin Zheng walked over slowly.

"Maomao?" Even with thick bark, it would be embarrassing to be heard about such a private matter.

"I told you not to call me a cat." Qin Zheng said blackly, "This is for you."

Looking at the stone emitting red light, Xiang Qifei had a bad premonition in his heart, always feeling that Qin Zheng would not give him anything good.

But in fact, this is really not a good thing, but for Xiang Qifei, it is indeed a good thing.

This stone is called "Mengmei", and it was brought up by Qin Zheng dragging his elder brother from the devil world.

"Mengmei" is owned by the famous succubi succubus family in the demon world, and its function is to incarnate into the dream of the "prey" you see and make friends with it.Together, absorb the other party's essence to practice.

With this stone, not only can relieve Tianya's coughing pain, but also promote Xiang Qifei's cultivation, why not do it.

Although this is something in the demon world, first of all Xiang Qifei's demon energy and immortal energy coexist, and there will be no rejection, and what he absorbs is the essence of his own contract object, which is not against the law.

As for Tian Ya, not to mention his formidable abilities, being sucked in some energy is good for his physical and mental health.Even if he was really sucked dry by Xiang Qifei, he would still yell that Peony would die under the flowers, and being a ghost would be romantic, right?

There is a knife on the head of Sezi.

After understanding the purpose of this stone, Xiang Qifei was completely dumbfounded.

Qin Zheng knew that Xiang Qifei was not easy to take the initiative, and it was very helpful to see him embarrassed, so he walked away with a sly smile, leaving Xiang Qifei to struggle there.

Standing there, Xiang Qifei wanted to stretch out a branch to smash the stone, but the branch was rubbing against the stone, so he couldn't do it.

"Hey, forget it."

Xiang Qifei looked up to the sky and sighed, but for the tree, it was just a movement of the crown.

It's been nine years... that's enough, the thing that needs to be determined has already been determined.

……

Tianya was lying on the bed, unable to fall asleep.

He knew that Xiang Qifei had no sense of security about their future. After all, he was a human being, and a lifespan of several decades was too long, let alone an almost infinite time.

Although depressed, he still decided to understand the lover who turned into a tree.

After all, he can still use his right hand, so he can't even transform into a human form.

Thinking of this, Tianya regained his mental balance, closed his eyes, and fell asleep snoring.

"Hmm..." Dazedly, he took the person riding on him into his arms, "Is this what you think about every day and dream at night? Come, baby, give me a kiss."

"I told you not to be so disgusting." Xiang Qifei frowned in disgust, but his face flushed involuntarily.

"I just like it, baby baby baby." Tian Ya vented his anger by biting Xiang Qi Fei's ear.

Anyway, it's in a dream, you can't call it at ordinary times, but you can always call it in your dream.

"Today I'm angry."

complain angrily.

"...I know..." Xiang Qifei buried his face in Tianya's neck.

"I want to make up." As he said that, he pulled Xiang Qifei's clothes dishonestly.

Hmm, I didn't expect Xiang Qifei to wear that ancient robe quite well. Is it because after turning into a peach tree demon, there is more charm of a peach tree?

"Hey you!……"

Although he had made up his mind, Xiang Qifei still couldn't take it anymore in such a hurry, but before he finished speaking, his mouth was already blocked by Tianya.

"I don't listen."

Meimei and Xiang Qifei entangled with each other for a while, and Tianya smiled obsessively.

This is a dream, a beautiful dream, although there were dreams before, never was it so real this time, it even felt like Xiang Qifei was really by his side.

Don't be in a hurry at this time, when to be in a hurry.

What surprised Tianya even more was that Xiang Qifei was not wearing anything under his robe, took off his robe, and touched that glorious skin directly.

Compared with the powerful body in memory, Xiang Qifei's body turned into a demon is softer, it looks soft and weak, which makes people feel distressed.

"I almost thought it was real."

Tianya murmured, planting strawberries on Xiang Qifei's neck.

Xiang Qifei froze and turned his face to the side.

"...Don't bite!"

The stabbing pain in his chest made Xiang Qifei turn his face.

"Bite."

He smiled mischievously like a child, took two bites of the little red bean on Xiang Qifei's chest, and pressed it with his fingers.

Next...

Pull the lamp to sleep ==｜｜｜｜

Cough, it’s like that anyway, I attack, you retreat, I attack again, you retreat again, I continue to attack, you have no way to retreat, you can only be attacked by me, attack, etc...

What?Need details?

Cough, then...

After a thousand calls, he came out, still holding the pipa and half covering his face...

Xiang Qifei wanted to refuse but still rest, resisting and resisting, and finally shyly replied to the coquettish attitude of letting you pick and choose.

The rotating shaft plucks the strings three or two times, and there is love before the tune is formed...

Tian Ya's subordinates fiddled with him two or three times, and then moaned to Qi Fei.Yin will not become a tune.

Xianxian suppressed her voice and thought...

groan.The moaning gradually increased,

The low-brow letter procedure continued, and I said everything I had in my heart...

While kissing, stroking the lover's desire.Looking, while telling the truth in the lover's ear.

Gently squeeze, slowly wipe and pick again...

Ahem, everyone understands that the hand movements have intensified.

The big strings are noisy like torrential rain, and the small strings are like whispers...

That groan.Moaning, tsk tsk tsk.

Chattering and chattering, big pearls and small pearls falling on a jade plate...

Xiang Qifei bowed his body, then limp on the bed, panting continuously.

Jianguan Yingyu is slippery at the bottom, and it is difficult to go under the flowing ice of the Youyan Spring...

First moisten and change, the irresistible Tianya slowly enters the heaven of longing and daydreaming.

The ice spring is cold and astringent, and the string is condensed, and the condensate will never stop, and the sound will gradually stop...

It was difficult at first, but as Xiang Qifei relaxed, Tianya's movements became more and more wild, gradually losing control.

Don't have sorrow and hatred, at this time, silence speaks louder...

The voice is hoarse... My heart is irritable, you can't finish it! ! ! ! !My waist is about to break! ! ! ! !

The silver bottle is broken and the water squirts out, and the cavalry protrudes, and the swords and guns blare...

Tianya sprinted a few more times, then lowered his head and bit Xiang Qifei's lips hatefully, Xiang Qifei only felt a burning in his body, and it was finally over...

At the end of the song, be careful to draw, and the four strings sound like a tear...

Pull it out violently, let's do it again! ! ! (Xiang Qifei: =dish=!!!)

The boats on the east and the boats on the west are quiet and silent, only seeing Jiangxin Qiuyuebai...

One is satisfied, the other is dizzy.

He groaned and plucked the strings, straightened his clothes and restrained his appearance...

I helped my dear to tidy up her hair, covered her with the quilt, and let her desire.Looking at the posture in Xiang Qifei's body, Tian Ya fell asleep comfortably.

……

Is it detailed enough = dish =! ! !

……

The next day, Tian Ya woke up rejuvenated, cleaned up his underwear and sheets, and smiled brighter than a peach blossom.

He is really not afraid of dying from exhaustion, but of dying from dissatisfaction.

Cough, I'd better go see my lover later, I'm sure I'll get a blank stare if I go now.

What? ?You ask me, did Tianya know about Xiang Qifei's use of "Dream"? ?

Yuanmu...isn't this nonsense...