Half Demon Cannon Fodder Company

"Your name is... Tianya?"

"Yeah." Tian Ya held Xiang Qifei's hand, and didn't think there was anything wrong with two big men holding hands.

"Do we know each other?" Xiang Qifei asked in a daze.

For some reason, he always felt that the person in front of him was very familiar.

"You'll know right away."

Before he understood the meaning of Tianya's words, Xiang Qifei had already walked into an unfamiliar room, looking at the furnishings, it seemed to be a company's reception room or something.

But he was still in the police station just now, why did he come here suddenly?

And he is very familiar with the vicinity of the police station, he doesn't remember this place.

"Welcome to Cannon Fodder Company, this is the contract this time. Since you are here for the second time, the price will be discounted." A black kitten emerged from the pile of papers on the table, yawning , Waving paws to say hello.

Xiang Qifei was in a daze...

"Ah! This cat can talk!" The roar was earth-shattering.

The cat pressed its paws to its ears: "Keep your voice down, we are all shemale, what's so great about being able to talk?"

"Shemale?" Xiang Qifei took two steps back, "Are you from...Thailand?"

A red one-horned bird flew down from upstairs and landed on the black cat's head: "Shemale means half-human, half-demon. This is a very irresponsible abbreviation for the spirit world. It’s the same reason as the Shanghai SB Club.”

Only then did Xiang Qifei discover that the abbreviation of World Expo is SBhui!

"Okay, let's sign the contract..."

Tianya handed the document with exaggerated patterns to Xiang Qifei.

Xiang Qifei said anxiously: "Contract? What contract? I haven't done anything harmful..."

"Don't worry, it's not a bad thing, we are all good shemale." The black cat took the time to answer while fighting a certain bird with its claws.

"Uh..." Xiang Qifei glanced at Tianya, then picked up the contract and read it.

There are too many adjectives and adverbs in the above. After refining the main body, it is probably that this incident was caused by a monster, and the monster has been demonized. After killing the established target, it is out of control, and it is about to start killing people. The next target it's him.And the cannon fodder company will rent out a substitute for him, and transfer the disaster to the substitute. If he is lucky, he may even catch the haunted monster.

Xiang Qifei was at a loss: "Why did that monster want to kill me?"

Tian Ya replied regretfully: "Unfortunately, when you committed the last crime, you should have been near the crime scene, right? When the monster left, it happened to remember your aura."

Xiang Qifei quickly recalled that the old woman who died at the end seemed to be in his jurisdiction, and that night, he seemed to be patrolling around the park...

Not so unlucky!

Xiang Qifei covered his head, could it be that he was cursed because he hadn't offered incense to the temple for too long?

"Then... my substitute is..."

"I'm here to pick up the business this time." Tian Ya smiled.

"Huh? That's so embarrassing." Xiang Qifei scratched his head and smirked.

"It's okay." Tian Ya continued to smile, and answered word by word, "How about a promise with your body?"

Xiang Qifei was stunned for a moment, why is this sentence so familiar?

"Let's sign it." Seeing that the cat and the bird were playing so hard that it was impossible to receive any more guests, Tian Ya took out a special pen from the desk and handed it to Xiang Qifei.

"By the way, what's the price?" Xiang Qifei glanced at the contract again, and it didn't say what price to pay, "And it said, I've been here once, but I don't remember? The last time What's the price?"

"Don't worry, it's absolutely fair." Tian Ya replied positively, "The company doesn't charge money. The so-called price is just a predetermined change in your future life."

Xiang Qifei is full of black lines, why does he think this company is a black shop.Now how can there be something for sale that doesn't have a clear price tag?

Shouldn't he really make a promise with his body?

Xiang Qifei shook his head quickly, throwing out the terrifying thought in his mind.

With a bitter face, he still signed it.

There is really no way, although monsters are unimaginable, but since it was brought by the director, it has already proved the authenticity, and with the talking birds and cats, it seems that my life is really in danger.

Anyway, I am just a loner and a small traffic policeman. Apart from life, there seems to be nothing important.

With beautiful pen writing, he signed his name directly below the word "Tianya", and after the last stroke, Xiang Qifei suddenly collapsed and fainted.

Holding Xiang Qifei in his arms, putting away the pen and the contract, Tian Ya sighed, and pecked Xiang Qifei's lips.

"You two don't fight anymore, when they come back, they have to clean up again." Tian Ya persuaded.

"Understood, if you don't fight, don't fight." Qin Xiaomao slapped Bi Xiaoniao on the table with one paw, "Tianya, have you figured it out?"

"I've always thought clearly." Tianya looked at Bi Xiaoniao pitifully, domestic violence, domestic violence, it's so tragic.

"Forget it, since the contract has reappeared, then this is also your fate, so you can do it yourself." Qin Xiaomao raised his paw and made a victory gesture.

"Well... even if it's only a few decades, I will cherish it." Tian Ya smiled wryly, and walked out with Xiang Qifei in his arms.

"Hey... Ru Yan, is this the end of the world?" Qin Xiaomao leaned against Bi Xiaoniao who flew back to the table and asked.

Bi Xiaoniao used his beak to help Qin's cat's messed up fur: "I think he has survived."

"You said... it would be great if monsters were as affectionate as humans." Qin Xiaomao sighed.

Bi Xiaoniao stared: "How dare you!"

"Uh..." Qin Xiaomao looked at the sky, but fortunately, there was black cat hair on his face, so he couldn't see the heat on his face.

When Xiang Qifei woke up, he saw a strange room in front of him.

Before half an hour, it was still a stranger.

For the present self, and the self two years ago, they are familiar and can no longer be familiar with.

"End of the World..."

"Here." With his hands in his trouser pockets, Tian Ya walked over slowly, "My dear...do you feel better?"

"You bastard!"

"Ouch! Murder your own husband!"

Straight fist, panda eyes.

Xiang Qifei, the mighty V5 of the criminal police!

……

"Woo, honey, you are so violent."

Tianya crouched in the corner and drew circles.

"Violent fart! Tell you to disappear in front of my eyes! Why did you appear again!"

Xiang Qifei roared angrily, his eyes were a little red.

"Woooo, my husband misses you, these two years are really sad, let's make up." Tian Ya tried his best to look pitifully.

"You..." Xiang Qifei slumped against the head of the bed, blocking his eyes with his arms.

"Be confident in us, we will love each other forever."

Putting his arm around Xiang Qifei's shoulder, Tian Ya said flatteringly.

"Always? How long has it been?"

Xiang Qifei's voice was very tired.

"I can only guarantee these decades at most. What will you do after I die?"

"I'll find your reincarnation! Let's have a past life and this life!" Tian Ya rubbed Xiang Qifei's neck and said, "Don't worry, my dear, I'm a very good husband, I will definitely find you, no matter you are a man or a woman in the next life , I will love you again."

"Stop joking!" Xiang Qifei pushed Tianya away, "Next life? I won't be me in the next life. I know this very well. Don't use words to coax women on me!"

Tian Ya clutched his temple: "I really hate that pig."

"She was also doing it for my own good. If it wasn't for her, I would never have thought of going there." Xiang Qifei closed his eyes dejectedly.

That's right, no matter how much he loves Tianya, it's only been a few decades.

The lifespan of a human is different from that of a demon. Tian Ya, as a half demon, has an innumerable lifespan, while he, Xiang Qifei, only has a lifespan of several decades.

Decades of sweet happiness have left him with endless loneliness and pain.

"Demons are different from humans. If you identify a partner, as long as you are not betrayed or heartbroken, then this partner is an eternal and irreplaceable existence."

"Therefore, for monsters, humans are the least desirable companions."

"Not to mention that human beings are fickle and easily tempted by desires. Even if they stay together, it's only a few decades."

"Decades of happiness, and long periods of loneliness, don't you understand?"

Xiang Qifei covered his head and sat down on the edge of the bed.

Tian Ya sighed, and helplessly surrounded this man who would rather seal his memory and live his whole life in a muddle than let himself fall into pain.

"But...it's too late." Tian Ya kissed the man's messy short hair.

"What?" Xiang Qifei raised his head, his eyes were as red as a rabbit's.

Tianya remembered that when he saw that criminal policeman who had made outstanding achievements repeatedly, he also looked at him innocently with his red rabbit eyes open.

If it weren't for the fact that this person didn't have any evil spirit, he really thought it was a rabbit spirit.

Later, when he was fighting against the demons, he was greatly surprised and interested by the courage and shrewdness that this criminal policeman showed that did not match his appearance.

The so-called good impression, at the beginning, was just an interest in the criminal policeman who was duplicity in appearance.

Some people say that it only takes a second to fall in love with someone, but it may take a lifetime to forget someone.

This is even more so for the Spirit Race.

Falling in love with someone is not an exaggeration of a second, but that time, in the long life of the spirit race, is really just a moment; and after that, it is a long time that cannot be measured by time... staying together, or missing .

So the Eldar really resent being with humans.

Their lifespan is simply too short.

Unless it is a human being who cultivates immortals or demons.

Father, like son.When the relationship between the two was ambiguous, the people from the Spirit World Office decisively intervened.

It's not about beating mandarin ducks with sticks, but just plainly laying out the facts in front of the two of them, taking advantage of the fact that the relationship between the two of them has not been deeply rooted, either let it go, or...

Decades of happiness, and then doomed.

Of course, Xiang Qifei firmly chose to leave.

In order to make it clean, he even asked the Spirit Race to seal his memory.

Not just erase.

In the future, even if there is an opportunity for him to remember, the seal will bring his thoughts, bypass that memory, and let him pay attention to other things.

This kind of seal was very dangerous, it was like sealing half of his soul.

But Xiang Qifei has no hesitation.

Perhaps, when Tian Ya was on the verge of making a choice, he still didn't know his feelings clearly.

But when Xiang Qifei chose to seal without hesitation, there was something in his heart that he couldn't come back.

In the past two years, whether it is long or short, it is not short, at least it is enough for Tianya to determine some people and some things.

Then, shortly after he had figured it out, this paper contract appeared.

Tian Ya knew that if he wanted to escape, he probably had no chance.

"Too late?" Xiang Qifei grabbed Tianya's collar with one hand and said angrily, "What did you say?!"

"Cough, don't be so excited, honey, I know you are very surprised, but you don't need to express your shyness in this way." Tianya patted Xiang Qifei's palm holding his collar and teased, "I didn't You're kidding!" Xiang Qifei remembered that his voice was trembling.

"I'm not joking with you either." Tian Ya smiled wryly.

"Tianya..." Putting his hand down blankly, Xiang Qifei felt his mind go blank.

"So, I want the happiness of these decades." Hugging Xiang Qifei in his arms, Tian Ya sighed softly, "It's not impossible, I can help you find a way to practice, and I can also be with you You sign a contract, or keep your soul unchanged, so that you will be the original you after reincarnation... Although it is a bit difficult, but believe me, I am not the kind of person who compromises, and neither are you, right?"

"Is there really a way?" Xiang Qifei leaned against Tianya's arms, his voice was so fragile.

"Really... Believe me, there is indeed a way, but the Spirit Race will not reveal it if they find a way. After all, it is against the sky." Tian Ya comforted, "So we can only find it by ourselves... No matter how difficult it is, we will not let it out. Scared, right?"

Xiang Qifei didn't answer.

There is no choice, is there?