Half Demon Cannon Fodder Company

"Okay, bears can be bears." After all, Duan's body is not too small now, and Song Yuanqing hugged him like he was hugging a panda doll of the same size, which looked quite funny.

Duan was very depressed by Song Yuanqing's "very heavy", so he turned around, lay down on the ground, and protested to Song Yuanqing with his tail. After a long while, he turned around and said calmly: "It's been a long time!" No, your taste is just as bad, cauliflower."

Song Yuanqing raised his eyebrows, and he said why this cauliflower sounds so familiar, so it turned out that this kid called himself that before.

He lowered his head and looked, very gorgeous battle armor, very gorgeous sword, very gorgeous accessories, plus his own gorgeous hair dyed in colorful colors, what kind of bad taste is there?

However, it seems that apart from Song Yuanqing himself, including his parents, brothers and several subordinates, they all expressed disdain for his taste, especially the colorful hair and colorful armor... To put it bluntly, it is like a paint bucket Accidentally covered his head, that color, tragic and irrelevant.

If readers can’t imagine how weird the colorful hair is, those who are rich can dye it by themselves, those who know PS can go to photoshop it by themselves, if it’s really not good, take a brush to draw it by yourself, and you will get the answer soon, see The tearful eyes of a certain pig are not ordinary tragedies.

So, Song Yuanqing's blemish without self-knowledge at all (in fact, a certain pig thinks that this is no longer a "flaw") has become his loyal subordinate and all those who are optimistic about him, the eternal pain in their hearts.

"Ow!"

"It's protesting that we've ignored it?" Pan De scratched his tail in a daze, Song Yuanqing frowned, obviously such an indecent gesture, he thought it was so cute, he deserved to be his own panda.

But he forgot, who said at the time that Dui no longer belonged to his family.

"I'll chop it up, seven yuan or eight yuan, you say." Song Yuanqing asked in a good mood, waving a big knife.

"Can it be purified? That demon clan seems to want to keep this woman's soul." Pender asked.

Song Yuanqing raised his eyebrows: "Purification or something is a cultivator, and I don't know it."

Pender was speechless... That's right, cauliflower is a demon, it seems unrealistic to ask him to purify or something.

"Then you give me a hand, and I'll purify it." Pan De hesitated and said, "Knock it out, okay?"

"Can't you chop it up? It's so troublesome to stun." Song Yuanqing hugged the panda and flew around in the air, but the monster couldn't hit him.

"To be honest, can you do it!" Pan De was angry.

"It can be done." Song Yuanqing replied quickly this time, "What can I exchange for it?"

"You big-headed ghost! I'll wash and cook the clothes, I'll do the sanitation, and I'll do the cleaning, what's your dissatisfaction!" Pan De patted Song Yuanqing's head of cauliflower with his bear paw.

Song Yuanqing dodged left and right: "This is what you said, so continue to follow me in the future."

Pan De was stunned, and suddenly realized that cooking for him didn't seem to happen now, but after Song Yuanqing recovered his memory, it reflexively popped up in his mind for a long, long time, so long that he didn't want to count the years. In the past, the two people got along with each other.

Duan was very sad, very sad. He found that even though others had clearly told him that it was just acting, why... no, he had to cheer up and stop being deceived.

"What's the matter?" Song Yuanqing carefully put the panda on the ground, held the blade of the sword with one hand, and was about to chant a mantra, but saw the panda's firm look as if he was taking an oath, and asked strangely.

"Ahhhhhh! Quickly chant the curse! The monster is rushing over!" Panda covered his eyes and shouted.

"Oh? I'm rushing over here." Song Yuanqing hugged the one-person-tall panda on his back like this, and the resting panda groaned aggrievedly before being thrown into the sky.

"Hey, you dead cauliflower, woo woo, bully me!" Duan howled while doing free flips in the air.

"The soul is frozen!" Song Yuanqing waved his big knife, and a dark blue flying master rushed towards the monster. The monster quickly blocked his vitals with one arm, and swung the other arm at the lion, trying to knock it down. It was just like a phantom, passing directly through its arm and its body. When the lion passed through the monster's body, the picture seemed to be frozen. The lion returned to Song Yuanqing with an ice puck in its mouth.

"Ah bah!" Throwing the ice puck on the ground, Feishi yelled, "Call me out with just such a little soul residue! I really think I'm a lazy dog."

Song Yuanqing glanced at him, put the knife back into the scabbard, and raised his hands up, just in time to catch the falling Dumb Panda.

"Wow, wow, did you break your hand? The acceleration of gravity is very objective for such a fat panda." The flying lion held its face with its front hooves, and exaggeratedly shouted in a high-pitched tone.

"Huh!" The dumb panda rolled its eyes, slapped Song Yuanqing's hand away, stared at its hind legs, and jumped into the air.

The flying lion was about to dodge when it saw the momentum, but after Song Yuanqing made a very casual gesture with his facial expression, the flying lion settled there in a posture that violated harmony, watching the dumb panda descend from the sky, and with a "click", stepped on the ground. above its frail body.

"Am I heavy?" Dumb Panda asked in a daze, rubbing his eyes while jumping and jumping.

"Heavy! Heavy! My spine is about to break." The flying lion roared.

Song Yuanqing covered his eyes: "What a stupid dog."

Dumb Panda let out an "oh", and tap danced with both hind legs: "Is it still heavy now?"

If Feishi didn't understand, he would be really stupid: "Master Panda, you are not heavy at all, really, you are as light as a feather!"

"Am I old?" Dumb Panda tilted his head, "And being as light as a feather doesn't seem like a good word, I hate lying!"

So Duan continued to step on it, stepping on it hard.

"I've already passed out." Song Yuanqing put away the ice hockey on the ground and said kindly, "Don't be tired. I'll call it out when I go back and have a rest, so I can step on it for you to play with."

Dumb reluctantly climbed down from the flying lion that was already foaming at the mouth, and looked back with nostalgia.

Song Yuanqing touched the cute panda's head, pulled out the knife, and said a few words, the flying lion turned into a blue light again, and put it back into the knife.

"It's settled, let's go out, the rest is just to give this soul residue to Gong Zilin's magic stick, if he can save him, this woman will be saved." Song Yuanqing held the panda's furry paw, a handsome man with colorful colors (OTZ) I really don’t want to say he’s handsome, although he’s actually really handsome, um, um, even though he’s dressed like that, he’s really not handsome, shit, he shoots himself flying, the pig doesn’t know what he’s talking about), holding a The giant panda, which was walking upright and staggering, walked out of the barrier under the expectation of everyone.

……

"God stick, can you help save this soul?" Song Yuanqing directly threw the frozen soul ball to Gong Zilin.

Gong Zilin was startled, and it took him a long time to get it steady with his hands shaking: "I'm a Taoist priest, not a monk!"

"Is there any difference?" Song Yuanqing turned to ask the panda.

Panda thought for a while: "He means he won't."

"That's not what I meant!" Gong Zilin scratched his head.

"You mean you will?" Panda yawned.

"will not."

"..." Everyone was embarrassed.

"Then who would?" Song Yuanqing was a little impatient, Dumb yawned several times, it seemed that he was tired and impatient.

"Leave it to me. I'll airlift it to Maomao." Bailixia took the soul ball from Gong Zilin's hand and weighed it, "There is only such a little residue left. I don't know if I can be reincarnated. Can't change humans."

"I just promised him to leave this woman with the right to be reincarnated. As for the reincarnation, it's none of my business." Panda said flatly.

"Are you tired? Go back and rest." Song Yuanqing rubbed the panda's furry head and said softly.

The panda nodded and walked away.

Wan Tenghui quickly stopped Ah-Dai: "You want to just go out like this? Are you afraid of being caught in the zoo?"

"Oh..." Duan scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "I forgot."

Wan Tenghui sighed and pinched the panda's face: "After all these years, you are still so confused."

"Hey." Dumb smiled dryly, turning back into a human form.

"Let's go back first." Wan Teng snatched Ah-Dai's hand back from Song Yuanqing's grasp calmly, and squeezed to stand between Song Yuanqing and Ah-Dai, "You are tired too."

"Okay." Dumb's voice was a little shriveled, remembering that this is his own brother, but he didn't know how to face it, and the matter of Wanqi's family also made him a little embarrassed, and his brother did things too unreasonably , Actually made a replica, and the replica was still dead, which made Dumb feel a little guilty.

"Are you blaming me?" Wan Tuhui clearly caught a trace of Dumb's strangeness.

"Well, no." Knowing that brother is doing it for his own good, what position does Dumb have to blame.

"Every family has no independent personality, all actions are based on the instructions issued by your personality, just like a robot." Wan Tenghui comforted, "It is a felony to create a soul without authorization, and I am not that stupid."

"Yeah." Dumb turned his head.

"Alas..." Wan Teng touched Duan's head back, feeling really nostalgic. I don't know how long it has been since the two brothers spoke so calmly.

Of course, it doesn't count when Dumb doesn't recover his memory.

"Both of you? Have you said enough?" Song Yuanqing also changed back to the original flowered shirt, and walked to the other side of Dumb angrily, but didn't want Bailixia to hold a birdcage, dangling and already took the place, He blew his beard and stared angrily, although he was clean-shaven.

"No." Wan Teng glanced at him back, "Instead of worrying about me and Dumb, you might as well change your taste. It doesn't matter if you have more colors to look good, and make it look like a male peacock. Don't say you are ours when you go out. head."

"It's the other way around! Come on, dumb, tell me, am I ugly like this?" Song Yuanqing said angrily.

"Oh." Dumb thought for a while, and said three words lightly, "Cauliflower."

After he finished speaking, he was very proud. In fact, he wanted to say it a long time ago, but he was never embarrassed. Now that brother is here, and brother Baili is also here, he has given him enough courage to finally say it. He feels so relieved.

Bailixia looked at Song Yuanqing's equally colorful face, and asked suspiciously: "Is it poisonous? Can it be eaten? Genetically modified?"

Wan Teng adjusted his glasses back: "It should be genetically modified."

"You guys!" Song Yuanqing couldn't laugh or cry, who did he provoke.

While the four of them were hurting and losing, while Meng Yin and Gong Zilin were watching the play, they returned to Song Yuanqing's house, ate something hastily, took a shower, covered their heads and fell asleep, waiting for Dumb to wake up At that time, Meng Yin returned to the underworld, Gong Zilin also returned to his Maoshan faction to report the situation, Bailixia and a certain bat left early, and returned to the company with You Youxian, Youyan, Shizi and others to count the losses, while Song Yuanqing and Wan Qi returned to the company. They have basically dealt with the affairs of the gang, and they are arguing fiercely in the living room.

"It's so early... so noisy..." Ah-Dai came out of the wash, they were still arguing and yawned, and Ah-Dai rubbed his eyes to greet the two.

"Dai, will you stay?" Song Yuanqing hugged Dui in his arms, watching Wan Tuhui warily.

Wan Tenghui curled his lips and stared back provocatively.

"What else needs to be acted? My work is over." Duan was stunned.

"Who told you to act!" Song Yuanqing was a little anxious.

"Didn't you say that at the beginning? In order to get more vacations, you deliberately treated me so well. In fact, you didn't want to take me with you at all." Dui said sternly.

Song Yuanqing was stunned for a moment, he thought Duan was talking about the cannon fodder company, but it seemed...

"It's my fault that I didn't see that you were acting, but now that I'm grown up, I won't be deceived." Dumb said firmly.

Song Yuanqing shook Dumb's shoulder: "That lied to you?! Didn't they tell you? You are a fairy body, and if you go back to the devil world with me, you will lose your life, so I made up a reason for you to leave me, and that The bamboo is gone! I specially changed our place of calamity together just to get you back!"

"Oh, I mean at that time, I obviously changed your place of calamity, why did you change it back?" Wan Tuhui said to himself.

Song Yuanqing glared at him viciously: "Sure enough, it's you."

Wan Tenghui continued to stare back: "I just made my brother cry like that, I don't want you to find him."

"I'm not for his own good! I can be with him forever, but if he has a chance to become stronger, why should I restrain him?"

Duan was confused when he heard it, and saw Wan Tuhui and Song Yuanqing arguing back and forth.

"But dumb wants to be with you, and is willing to give up the chance of immortality!"

"So how can I let him give up this opportunity because of me!"

……

Dumb picked out his ears, why did these two people repeat the same words and talk non-stop, forget it, wait for them to fight slowly, their mission is completed, it's time to go back.

With a snap of his fingers, Duan returned to the Yaoli space, greeted everyone in the cannon fodder company, opened the space door leading to his apartment, and finally returned to his home. After leaving for so long, it’s time to clean it, right?

So it is very convenient to go home in a different place, just like a locator.

So when the two finally stopped arguing, they looked at each other in blank dismay: "Where is Dumb?"

"It seems... to return to the demon power space..."

"..."

"Book me a ticket to City S immediately!!"

……

Next, it was nothing more than a certain thick-skinned cauliflower wandering around in S City, trying to let his panda understand when it is acting and when it is sincere.

And no matter how long the process is, no matter how many stumbling blocks Qin Xiaomao made in the middle, and no matter how much the big brother Panda tries to get the little panda to transfer to another school, the process is arduous, but the ending will definitely be happy.

It's just that this article ends here, bow...

Next is the episode where Panda and Cauliflower NNNNNN met for the first time years ago, and the first H episode after the two of them finally reconciled (this H episode is a thank you gift for the helper Dumb to draw pictures, wow Kaka Kaka, absolutely clear water harmony, You will know after reading it, Wang Tian), thank you again for your support...