Urban Cultivation

Since receiving the call from his mother, Lin Xiang's hair has almost turned white.It stands to reason that dad just got out of the hospital and it was time for him to be taken care of. Why would mom choose this time to see him?Besides, it is impossible for the third aunt to not know that my mother is coming. She didn't reveal anything in advance, and she always felt that something was wrong.The more anxious he was, the more he couldn't figure it out. Lin Xiang only felt that one head and two big.

Dahei couldn't get used to Lin Xiang's current state. Isn't it just that his family members are coming? As for it?

"Why not?!"

Lin Xiang grabbed Dahei and held it up to his eyes, stared at Dahei's eyes, shook Dahei violently, and roared: "Look at me now! Can I see people here, ah?! Third aunt hasn't seen me for a few years. See, it’s easy to fool around! But that’s my mother! I went home last year during Chinese New Year, and I’ve changed in a blink of an eye, is that justified?!”

Dahei was shaken by Lin Xiang until he had enough mosquito coils. When Lin Xiang finally had enough shaking, he breathed a sigh of relief, tilted his head, and swept his tail twice in mid-air, "I don't think you have changed, your nose is still your nose, Eyes are still eyes, not much different from when I first met you."

Ginseng Doll and Qingji seconded the proposal.

It is estimated that in the eyes of these beasts, only changes like tadpoles turning into frogs are called changes, right?Thinking of this completely perverted example at a very inappropriate time, Lin Xiang sighed, put down Dahei, went back to the room and found his graduation photo from college, pointed at himself wearing a bachelor's uniform, "Look at this, and then look at me , do you really feel exactly the same?"

The three heads stared at the photo for a while, looked at each other, nodded together and said, "Same, exactly the same!"

Lin Xiang took a deep breath, "What kind of eyes do you have?! Can they be called the same?! Obviously they are several years behind!"

The three heads shook together again, "I can't tell."

Three black lines slid down Lin Xiang's head, holding the photo, petrified on the spot.

In the first round, Lin Xiang was completely defeated!

The ginseng doll walked over to poke the stone statue named Lin Xiang, then turned to Dahei and said, "Shenjun, are we going too far?"

"Humph!"

Dahei raised his head, is this too much?This kid played tricks on him a few days ago, made it dizzy and went to find Li Er, and he hesitated and didn't tell the truth when he came back. This is only a small punishment, if you think about it, it's not too light!

With a meow, the golden light flashed, and Dahei put a restraint on Lin Xiang again. Lin Xiang, who just cosplayed the stone statue involuntarily, was now firmly bound by the restraint. In the next two hours, he completely turned into a stone statue .

Qing Ji pulled the ginseng doll back three steps at the same time, hid in the side of the small room and whispered.

"Fatty, remember, you must never offend the gods in the future. This is too small-minded. No wonder you have been alone for so many years."

The ginseng doll nodded in agreement, unaware that a lonely white tiger god had already stood behind them, under a shadow, accompanied by thunder and lightning, Qingji and the ginseng doll were completely disastrous...

As for Lin Xiang, he is still in the cos stone statue.I don't hear what's going on around me, and I just want to change, so sad...

What should come is still coming, and things cannot be avoided if you want to avoid them.

After a week of trembling, just when Lin Xiang thought that his mother's phone call was just a joke, the two big Buddhas had already stood silently at the gate of Lin Xiang's house.

"Sister, the second boy is promising. In just a few years, he can buy a small second-floor apartment by himself. You and your brother-in-law can just wait for the future to enjoy themselves."

"Don't say that."

Lin Xiang was fighting Dahei for [-] rounds in the house, Qing Ji and Ginseng Doll were cheering on the side, when they heard the doorbell, they thought it was the neighbor Wang Jie, but when they opened the door, Lin Xiang froze.

Looking at the third aunt and mother standing outside the door, Lin Xiang clicked his eyes and opened his mouth, "Third aunt... Mom..."

Sun Ying looked at Lin Xiang blankly for a while, then turned to look at her sister, "Who is this?"

The third aunt laughed, "Sis, when did you learn to joke, isn't this a good boy? Didn't you forget what your son looks like after not seeing him for a year?"

"Second boy?"

"Mom...hehe..." Lin Xiang pulled out a stiff smile, "Well, I am indeed your son."

As soon as these words came out, both the speaker and the listener felt extremely awkward.Lin Xiang turned his head and burst into tears, this is too tormenting...

Sun Ying stroked his chin and looked Lin Xiang up and down for a while, then pushed Lin Xiang into the yard, dragged Lin Xiang's third aunt in, and once the gate was closed, he said firmly to Lin Xiang, "Take off your pants!"

As soon as the three words were uttered, the Dahei Qingji ginseng doll, who had been hiding in the room and eavesdropping just now, slipped and fell to the ground.Even Shuhu, who had no time to hide, had to stick his head into the ginseng field and pretend to be the background board, trembled three times.

Lin Xiang patted his forehead, and happily began to untie his belt.

Yazi, who was hiding above the clouds, quickly covered his eyes, it was terrible, even if he had good news, he couldn't read it, he would have to be destroyed humanely by Gou Chen.

Sun Ying looked at a lotus-shaped birthmark at the end of Lin Xiang's spine expressionlessly, and her expression immediately relaxed.

"Well, it really is my son."

"I just said..."

Lin Xiang muttered a few words in a low voice while pulling up his pants, and then invited his mother and third aunt into the house. The three people in the house were in chaos again. Qingji took the little yellow horse and swished back to the house. The doll simply crawled under the sofa cushions, but Dahei stopped halfway, it was a cat now, there was nothing to dodge.

So, the three of them walked into the living room, and saw a black cat lying obediently on the sofa, its golden eyes were round and big like almonds, its tail swept away, and it meowed when it saw people. It's likable.

"Oh, son, you have a cat!"

Sun Ying threw Lin Xiang away, picked up Dahei and hugged her in her arms, and rubbed it for a while. Lin Xiang stared at Dahei closely, for fear that the white tiger god would give his mother a paw if he was upset.Unexpectedly, this time Dahei lay obediently in Sun Ying's arms, completely different from the last time when Third Aunt hugged him.

Lin Xiang heaved a sigh of relief, poured two cups of tea out, sat down on the sofa, and said, "Mom, I should pick you up. Dad is at home, is everything okay?"

"It's all good. The medicine you sent back is good. The Huichuntang you mentioned, we don't have it at our house. I came here this time to buy medicine."

"But……"

Lin Xiang wanted to say, if you want to buy medicine, just tell him directly, can't he send it home?Why come here in person?Sun Ying shook her head, only saying that she had her own thoughts.The third aunt was listening, but she could understand her sister's intentions.The pills that Lin Xiang sent home were very useful. Sun Ying once thought about going to the local Chinese medicine store to see if they had the same medicine, so Lin Xiang would not have to send it home again and again.I went to several pharmacies, and also went to the neighboring counties, but none of them had the same pills, and I had never heard of this kind of pills. Two old Chinese doctors met and said that the medicinal materials in them were probably extremely rare. I have never heard of the prescription.As a result, Sun Ying began to worry, how much do these medicines cost?Lin Xiang also sent a lot of money home, plus these medicines, where did my son get so much money?

Sun Ying told her husband about this, and the couple believed that their son would not do anything out of the ordinary. Besides, Lin Xiang's third aunt called home and said that Lin Xiang had acquired an antique and sold it for a lot of money. The job seems to be good, which makes the couple dispel some concerns.But in the end they were still worried, the couple discussed it, and when Lin Xiang's father got better, Sun Ying came to T City, first to see Lin Xiang, and second to find out how much the pills cost, and for his son. They know filial piety, but they always have the money to buy the medicine, so it's not good for Lin Xiang to be harsh on himself to be filial to them.

"Mom, I bought that medicine from Huichuntang. I know the owner of that pharmacy. It didn't cost much. Don't worry."

"That's the way it is said, it's not a solution if it goes on for a long time. It's not easy to owe people favors all the time, right?"

Lin Xiang curled his lips, don't want to owe favors?That guy Li Er is so eager to owe others favors, it's better to keep owing them, and never pay it back!

In the end, Lin Xiang's mouth was worn out and he didn't give up Sun Ying's idea of ​​going to the pharmacy to meet Li Er in person, and with the help of his third aunt, Lin Xiang knew that if he kept finding excuses to shirk, it would be difficult to protect his mother. Aunt He San didn't suspect that there would be any tricks in it, so she had to bite the bullet and agree, take a rest today, and take my mother to Huichun Hall tomorrow.I just hope that Li Er will never be in the pharmacy tomorrow, Buddha of Infinite Life, that will save his life!

Lin Xiang prayed secretly. The third aunt was thinking about her little grandson, so she got up and left. Sun Ying naturally stayed at Lin Xiang's house. Lin Xiang tidied up a bedroom early and put the luggage brought by Sun Ying in it. , leaning against the door frame and sighing, came out only to find that Sun Ying had entered the kitchen, opened the refrigerator to look in, Lin Xiang secretly said no!

"Son, why are you full of fish here? Yes, last time your third aunt called me and said that she made a plate of braised fish, and you ate it all. Mom will show you a trick today!"

Lin Xiang stood at the door of the kitchen, looking at Sun Ying's busy back, speechless for a while, how could he forget this!Touch your belly, brother, it's up to you again.

That night, Lin Xiang sat at the dining table sadly, and helplessly ate a whole braised carp in braised sauce, and even picked up three bowls of slag-like rice. The stomach was overwhelmed, I washed the dishes automatically and consciously, watched TV with my mother for a while, and finally waited for my mother to go back to the room to take a shower and sleep, and immediately stood up from the sofa, and rushed back to the room in three steps at a time. Lock the door, ran into the bathroom, and vomited out with a wow.

After vomiting, he wiped his mouth, leaned against the wall and came out of the bathroom. Dahei lay on the bedside and looked at him sympathetically, "You..." Are you okay?

As soon as he said a word, there was a knock on the door.

"mom?"

Sun Ying stood at the door and asked seriously: "Son, I've been wanting to ask just now, have you gone for plastic surgery after being fashionable? It's not a bad thing to be younger, but it will be troublesome for you to find a wife in the future, isn't it? Want to find a little girl? Let me tell you, it is against the law to find a minor."

Lin Xiang held on to the door frame, his eyes darkened, and suddenly he felt that the future was bleak, really...

Li's house in the suburbs of T city

Li Cheng stood by the door, asking Li Er for instructions respectfully, while Li Er, who was sitting in front of the window, looked at the jade tripod in front of him intently.

"Second Young Master?"

After receiving no response for a long time, Li Cheng hesitated for a moment, and finally mustered up the courage to look up at Li Er, and then, he was shocked to see the most terrifying scene for him in more than 30 years!

The second young master of the Li family, who can't be blown by wind, kills people without blinking an eye, has a gentle appearance and a sinister background, has a tube of bright red suspicious liquid substance hanging from the lower end of his straight nose, and mutters in his mouth: "Birthmark, A birthmark in the shape of a lotus flower..."

Ohmy Master Sanqing! ohmy Yuanshi Tianzun!

This is a dream, he must be dreaming!Let a thunderbolt wake him up!