Urban Cultivation

Lin Xiang looked at the bowl in the living room, touched the white and fat thing in the bowl, but it didn't look like a radish, and asked Dahei with a puzzled face, "By the way, what I plant is A radish? How did it grow into a ginseng?"

"Don't ask me, what were you thinking when you planted this radish yesterday?"

"Eh..." Lin Xiang choked, and lowered his head to his fingers, "I just suddenly remembered the cartoons I watched when I was a child..."

"cartoon?"

"Yes, it's called Ginseng Doll..."

Before Lin Xiang finished speaking, he suddenly stopped, and exchanged glances with Dahei, one person, one cat, and four eyes stared at the ginseng in the bowl, not sure if it was an illusion, but I always felt that the ginseng The ginseng seems to have moved a bit...

"No way..."

Take another look, the illusion, it must be an illusion.

Lin Xiang wiped his sweat and laughed dryly. There was a job fair in the talent market today, and he planned to try his luck.Dahei sneered at Lin Xiang's idea, he was a person who stepped into the realm of comprehension, and Lin Xiang didn't have to worry about these worldly things anymore.With Lin Xiang's roots, cultivation is not difficult. After a period of time, with the help of millennium chalcedony, I will find some spiritual fruits and spiritual objects, calm down and practice more. After consecration and fusion, after reaching spiritual tranquility, click Turning stones into gold and turning bones into jade is not easy, so there is no need to do these depreciating things.

Lin Xiang tilted his head and thought for a while, "Dahei, if I follow what you said, how long will it take me to cultivate to spiritual silence?"

Dahei scratched his ear with his hind paw, "150 years."

5 minutes of silence...

Lin Xiang turned around blankly, picked up the resume bag on the table, "It's better to find a job."

"Shuzi is insufficient and conspiracy!"

"Dahei, you've watched too many historical dramas."

"My pleasure!"

"Oh."

Lin Xiang nodded and had already walked to the door, "Dahei, I don't need to eat and I can't starve to death now, but I still have to pay the rent, property, water and electricity, live in the world, and provide for the parents of the nursing home. It will be over soon, time and dust, and I practiced with you. Besides, in this society, even if I don’t rent a house, I can’t find a place to live in seclusion. Don’t you know it from TV? What are the three mountains and five mountains? 72 Blessed Lands are now tourist attractions. Unless you can really find a place that is inaccessible and full of aura, everything else is nonsense! Are you right?"

Da Hei choked on Lin Xiang's words, watched Lin Xiang close the door and leave, and could only walk around the bowl with the mutant ginseng shaking his beard in anger.Tired of turning around, he jumped on the sofa and lay down with his round head resting on his lap. He had to admit that although Lin Xiang's words were a bit rascal, they were also reasonable.

If it weren't for the fact that there is no blessed place to stay, why would the majestic white tiger turn into a black cat? In the past, even if it went down to the mortal world, it would definitely be a tiger roaring in the mountains and forests, dominating one side .

Dahei closed his eyes, covering a pair of vertical golden pupils. The white tiger is a divine beast, the god of war, and the god of slaughter.The last time he went down to the mortal world was more than 800 years ago. At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, all the heroes rose together. At that time, it is really nostalgic...

Suddenly, there was a slight sound in the silent room. Dahei moved his ears and raised his head. The bowl on the coffee table was empty, and there was no shadow of that ginseng!

"Meow meow, can't you? Although that kid has a thousand-year-old chalcedony in his body, he hasn't even touched the consecration. How could he grow a ginseng baby..."

Dahei was muttering halfway, when a small, fat white hand suddenly appeared on the side wall of the porcelain bowl, followed by a section of arm, and then a round head, round eyes, and round eyes. Round nose, small round mouth, two dimples on the white and fat face, and a braid tied to the sky with a red string on the top of the head. The whole villain is less than a bowl high, with fat and short limbs. It looks like a shrunken lotus root, and there is a red pocket with the word "Fu" printed on it all over the body.

Dahei stared dumbfounded at the fat doll rolling in front of him like a ball with its short legs, knelt awkwardly on the edge of the table, bowed to him with all its body on its back, and gave a respectful voice. Said, "Meet the Lord God."

A gust of ginseng qi containing spiritual energy came to his nostrils, Dahei shook his beard, what is this?Radish essence or ginseng doll?

"Shenjun, the small one is ginseng, not radish."

The fat baby raised her head, feeling aggrieved.Dahei propped his chin with one paw helplessly, and made a pose of a thinker that is very weird for a cat. This is a big joke...

Lin Xiang squeezed in the talent market for a day, but as usual, he gained nothing.Thinking of Dahei's expression, he was unwilling to go home like this. He wandered on the street for a long time, but he couldn't even find a job to distribute leaflets. When it was dark, he had to go home. On the way home, when passing by the bar street, he was almost dragged to a dark alley by some strange uncles, so scared that Lin Xiang kicked him and ran away.

He ran to the door of the house in one breath, looked back, and patted his chest strangely. After running back from such a long distance, he didn't breathe at all, and he didn't feel tired at all. It was amazing that he passed a bus along the way.If it weren't for his age, with his ability and speed, he would run to be an athlete, Bolt probably wouldn't be a fool.

Pushing open the door, Dahei squatted at the door waiting for him with a serious face, and there was a little man sitting beside Dahei's feet.Holding the big black tail with his little hands, he looked at Lin Xiang timidly.

"Who is this? Your son?"

"Your son!"

Dahei was furious, and his hair exploded with a meow.Lin Xiang hurriedly apologized, bent down and hugged the White Tiger God to smooth his fur. When the blackness subsided, Lin Xiang also figured out what the fat white doll was from, and his jaw dropped to the ground.

"how can that be?!"

"Why is it impossible?"

"But……"

"Come on."

Dahei waved his paw impatiently, and pressed the ginseng doll onto the table with a snap, "It just so happens that this stuff is more nourishing than the ginseng grown from radishes, so you eat it quickly and go back to the house to meditate, it is good for your health." Practice."

Lin Xiang took a sharp breath, looked at the mini fat doll that was pressed under the big black paw, eat?eat this?how to eat?Raw chew?It is impossible to kill him!

"Don't eat?"

Dahei moved his paws, and simply played with the ginseng doll like a round ball, "Then chop it up and bury it in the soil, and then you won't need your blood to grow radishes in the future."

"Big black!"

"God Lord..."

Two voices sounded at the same time, Dahei shook his beard, "Huh?"

Lin Xiang sighed and rescued the miniature ginseng doll from under Big Hei's claws, threw it back into the bowl, and told Big Hei solemnly that this thing cannot be eaten, even if it is chopped up and buried in the soil.

"Then what to do, keep it? Do you know what it takes to keep it?"

"It's nothing more than watering or something..." Lin Xiang was not sure.

Dahei sneered, and knocked on the edge of the bowl. The ginseng doll was lying on the mouth of the bowl, showing its round head, and said in a childish voice, "It only needs to be watered with blood drops every other month."

"Immortal? Me?"

"Yes." The fat baby nodded.

"Pouring with blood?"

"Yes." The fat baby continued to nod.

"I'm not interested in cutting myself..."

"It doesn't matter." The fat baby smiled, and opened his mouth, revealing a mouthful of sharp fangs, "As long as the fairy allows, I can take it myself."

call……

Lin Xiang's face darkened.

Is this a ginseng doll?This alien came out of the whole ecological crisis!

"How, do you still plan to keep it?"

Dahei lay on the sofa, leisurely watching a good show.Lin Xiang kept taking deep breaths and told himself to calm down.

"...It's better to chop it up and bury it in the ground."