Urban Cultivation

Snapped!

Dahei, who was lying on the sofa, was hit by a stack of resumes, jumped to the ground with a meow, and his hair stood on end.Lin Xiang picked up Dahei and sat down on the sofa with a gloomy face.

Grabbing the cat's neck, Lin Xiang had the urge to go crazy.

"Your photo does not match your person, our basic principle for recruiting employees is honesty!"

"Well, Mr. Lin, are you really 23 years old? Graduated from college?"

"Brother, are you kidding? Did you come here with your brother's resume?"

"We are recruiting interns here, but interns have to be adults..."

"Sorry, we are a law-abiding company and do not employ child labor."

child labor?Go tnnd child labor!I'm already an adult!

Lin Xiang squeezed in the job market all day, and sent out no less than [-] resumes. The majors were suitable, and the conditions were appropriate. Lin Xiang didn't even ask for salary, but was told not to employ child labor? !The few female college students who followed him also said that they were so cute, pink and tender, younger brother, peerless little shou...

You are the younger brother, the younger brother of your whole family!You are the only pink, your whole family is pink!

Lin Xiang was furious, and turned his head viciously. Have you seen 178's younger brother? !Still pink...well, he is pretty pink now, otherwise he wouldn't be considered a "child laborer".

"Where am I a child laborer? Is it a crime to be young?!"

Lin Xiang pinched Dahei, his hand suddenly hurt, and there were a few more scratches.

"You scratched me?"

"Of course."

But you bastard!

"I don't have your meal tonight!"

Lin Xiang threw Dahei aside, tore off his sweaty T-shirt, exposing his tofu-like chest that was still tender and white after a day in the sun, rubbed his stomach, was hungry, and planned to take a shower before cooking.There is another job fair tomorrow, so he has to get there early.The big deal is to go to the construction site and work hard, at least to earn money for next month's meals.

Dahei chased after Lin Xiang, meowing, but Lin Xiang ignored it at all.

"Stay away from me, I'm in a bad mood, I don't have time to talk to you."

Lin Xiang entered the bathroom, closed the glass door, and stood in front of the sink. He could still hear Dahei's cry. His hairs were about to stand on end.Dahei was going to scratch the glass, and the landlady had to beat herself into a doughnut.

"Dahei, ancestor, I beg you, can you stop for a while?" Lin Xiang opened the glass door, squatted in front of Dahei, and pulled Dahei's paw, "Even if the creditor collects the debt, there is no such thing as you." ah……"

Dahei shook the beard on his face, "Then you have to agree to my conditions."

"condition?"

"Of course." Dahei withdrew his paw, squatted on the ground, and nodded solemnly. Would a cat have a serious expression on its face?Lin Xiang tilted his head, no matter how he looked at it, he thought it was a little funny.

Dahei squinted his golden vertical pupils, and waved his paw, "You have obtained the thousand-year-old chalcedony, you must practice sincerely, so that this opportunity will not be wasted..."

"Come on..." As soon as Lin Xiang heard Dahei mentioning this matter again, he quickly interrupted Dahei and scratched his ears.Hearing Dahei's words out of the blue yesterday, he almost fainted from fright. Later, the cat kept circling around, saying that it was some kind of divine beast in the sky. By chance, I picked up a thousand-year-old chalcedony by chance, swallowed it, washed the marrow and changed the tendons, and already have a foundation, so I have to devote myself to practice, so that one day balabalabala...

Lin Xiang was confused by what he heard. He had received a materialistic education since he was a child. Gods and ghosts are all feudal superstitions, dross, and unbelievable!But the talking cat in front of him has already broken his original understanding. Could it be that, as the cat said, if you work hard, you can cultivate into a fairy?Also, what is the thousand-year-old chalcedony that he swallowed?Chalcedony looks like this?Do not make jokes!

Lin Xiang didn't believe it at all, Da Hei was so angry that he wanted to pounce on this kid again.

"Ok."

Lin Xiang took a simple battle shower, grabbed Dahei in and rubbed it for a while, washed one person and one cat and sat on the sofa, Lin Xiang dried Dahei's hair with a hair dryer, crossed his legs and put Dahei on his lap .

"Let's not talk about anything else, you said you are a mythical beast, but why don't I remember which mythical beast is a black cat in the fairy tale?"

Dahei turned his head contemptuously, "Who said I'm a cat?"

Lin Xiang grabbed Dahei's ears, squeezed Dahei's paws, and followed Dahei's tail. Isn't this a cat?What is this?

"I am the white tiger of the western mythical beast!"

"What do you say you are?" Lin Xiang scratched his ears.

"I am the white tiger of the western mythical beast!"

Dahei held his head high and his chest high, his cat face was full of pride, although no matter how high his chest was, he couldn't make a hole in his face, but a divine beast had to look like a divine beast!

"Don't lie to me, with your small body, you are still a white tiger..."

Halfway through Lin Xiang's words, he was stunned.

I saw Dahei leaping to stop in mid-air, and a golden light shot up from behind it, instantly filling the room. In the golden light, a huge white tiger slowly took shape. Black stripes, golden eyes and broad forehead, wide mouth and sharp teeth, majestic and majestic, Lin Xiang was so shocked that he couldn't speak for a moment.

Seeing Lin Xiang's dull face, Da Hei triumphantly fell from mid-air, and the golden light in the room gradually dissipated, falling in front of Lin Xiang, and meowed, "Do you believe it now?"

Lin Xiang blinked, looked at Dahei, and then at the place where the phantom of the white tiger appeared just now. He believed it a little bit, but he also had more doubts.

Dahei knew what Lin Xiang was thinking just by looking at Lin Xiang's expression, scratched his ear, and meowed impatiently, "I said that I was born into the world, so naturally I can't show it to others with my body."

This is true, in today's society, Siberian tigers are all kept in cages. If such a white tiger suddenly appeared, no matter whether it was a beast or not, the anesthesia gun crackled twice, and it was knocked unconscious and taken to the zoo.

However, even if it was a cover-up, why would you choose a black cat?If you want to choose, you have to choose white, right?

As soon as Lin Xiang said the words, Dahei was scorned again.

"Who said that? The name of the white tiger comes from the five elements. I am a western mythical beast. The west belongs to gold, and gold is white. Therefore, I am called the white tiger. It's not because I look white, is it?"

Lin Xiang blinked again, obviously not understanding.

"What about the East? It seems that there are four beasts, right?" Lin Xiang snapped his fingers, remembering the fairy tales he heard when he was a child.

Hearing Lin Xiang mentioning Dongfang, Dahei's hair exploded. The insidious dragon in Dongfang absolutely "contributed" to its extinction this time!Isn't it because he couldn't beat him in a fight and was beaten by himself?He still has the nerve to cry with Suzaku Xuanwu!I don't even think about it, that insidious dragon found nine sons to fight together, ten of them beat it but didn't beat any of them, so it's ashamed to cry!In the end, he framed it as a majestic white tiger, and his paws itch just thinking about it...

Seeing Dahei's hair frizzing and shaking his beard and touching his nose, Lin Xiang got up and went to the kitchen to cook. Although he said that there was no meal for Dahei tonight, he was not so cruel after all.Plugged in the rice cooker, fried a plate of shredded pork with green peppers, and made egg drop soup.The meal was ready, the soup was made for Dahei to cool, he picked up a bowl and took a bite, almost spit it out.

What does it smell like? !

When Bai Shengsheng's rice was eaten into his mouth, it was as if he had bitten into a bite of putty. His mouth was filled with an earthy smell, and the green pepper was the same. It was supposed to be a refreshing taste, but Lin Xiang found it too bitter to swallow.Lin Xiang scooped up a spoonful of egg drop soup in disbelief, and Lin Xiang rushed into the bathroom and vomited.Come back and sit at the dinner table in a daze.

This is obviously not a problem with the material. Look at Dahei, the cat jumped onto the sink, buried its head in the rice bowl, and ate well.After eating, he raised his head, shook his beard, and washed his face with his paws, "Don't look at me, you have swallowed chalcedony, washed your tendons and cut your veins, and you have already established a foundation. Naturally, these worldly grains cannot enter your mouth, so you can barely eat them." You have to spit it out too."

After saying that, he jumped onto the dining table a few times, and his claws reached into Lin Xiang's rice bowl, "You can't eat anyway, why don't you give it to me... Don't worry, you can still be alive and kicking even if you don't eat..."

Lin Xiang was so angry that he knocked down with his chopsticks and hit the target. Seeing Dahei trembling from the knock, he felt balanced.