yo little strawberry

I don't know when it started, Jinglingting became popular about the invincible tornado about "pure love men and men".This trend started from the "things that have to be said between the traveler and the captain of the sixth division".After collation and collection by the members of the Association of Female Death Gods - Rotten Girls Department, they have now mastered enough important, real enough, and enough fascinating information.

Almost at the same time, articles titled 'Forbidden Love', 'Love at First Kiss', 'Brotherly Love', etc. were published in the current issue of gossip magazines.The content of the article is beautiful and touching, telling a lingering love story.

As soon as this magazine was released, it was robbed by Goutei's [-]th and [-]nd divisions, and even the calm and rigorous first and second divisions had a copy.As a gossip topic for people after dinner, this gossip magazine is undoubtedly successful.The members of the Women's Death Society-Women's Section were thus greatly encouraged--

In the past, the content of their gossip was not very interesting to everyone.In fact, gossip is such a thing that there is no trouble without wind, and you can't just make up everything.In other words, you have to let the masses smell the taste of JQ first, and then make a big fuss about it, and the effect must be surprisingly good.

However, an incident happened the day after the magazine was released, which excited the Female Death God Association and even the entire Jingling Court—it was a kind of "Oh great, there are gossips to read" Joy from the bottom of my heart. The trend of "something that must be said between the travel disaster and the captain of the sixth division" has not subsided, and a new wave of "brother chaos/how can the chaos be so cute" has struck again aggressively.

To put it simply, the content of YY is roughly that the elder brother who has always loved his younger brother deeply, when he saw his younger brother kissing me and me with someone else, and both fell in love, he was in pain.Desperately challenged the man who dared to take away his younger brother, and vowed to take his younger brother back.

Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Byakuya almost got into a fight, and the news spread throughout Seireitei almost instantly.Some were excited, some were worried, some gloated and waited to see people make a fool of themselves, and some continued to act as onlookers without knowing the truth.In short, the Jingling Court, which was originally deserted and quiet, became unprecedentedly lively due to travel accidents and gossip.

However, when everyone was still obsessed with the entangled question of "cabbage or brother", Kazutoshi Kurosaki, who had been silent all the time, was the party with the most right to speak, and personally denied all of this.

"I'm friends with Kuchiki Byakuya, um, the kind of buddy, although he's a sullen person, but it doesn't prevent us from developing friendship. Besides, as for me and my brother... um, my brother loves me very much , I also like my brother. I don’t know how this kind of pure emotion can be used to YY. Then again, who is behind the scenes to control all this? Did this kind of thing go through me beforehand? Agree?!"

During Yishou's recuperation period, Jingling Court was almost submerged by the pink bubbles.It feels as if the inner potential has been stimulated, and the female death gods are all radiant and energetic.Walking in the promenade, as long as you see two men chatting, fighting, or drinking, you will always observe each other with fiery and longing eyes, as excited as you have found a new world.

However, in the minds of many "awakened" rotten girls, there is always only one person who is the most 'affected'.

"Little Shoushou, just tell us, do you like cabbage or little strawberries?" Yaqianliu grabbed Isshou's back hem like a fool, pouted and looked up at him coquettishly, "You Just tell us, Xiao Shou! There are so many candidates, just pick one at random..."

Yishou, who had almost recovered from his injury, couldn't bear to be besieged by others, so he started playing hide-and-seek in Jingling Court early in the morning.However, unfortunately, he was still caught by members of the Female Death Association.Thinking of the troubled life of the past two days, he wished he could go for a while right away.

"Yaqianliu, I already said that it was a gossip... There is no such thing, really. If you don't believe me, you can ask Bai Cai, that time was really an accident! I don't like anyone, at least not yet What's more, the 'small harem' you mentioned doesn't exist at all."

Isshou helplessly supported his forehead, when he saw that there were Aizen Soyousuke, Ichimaru Gin and even Zaraki Kenpachi in the long list of so-called "Small Attack Harem", he couldn't help but cry up.

"We're leaving today. I'm really sorry for bothering you in Jinglingting for so long." Kashou looked down at the innocent and lovely Yachiryu, and couldn't help softening his tone, "Some things are not what you think Uh, I mean... not every man likes to be discussed... sensitive... like who's up and who's off. Because everyone is a man, I'm actually very upset about why I'm always down That. What a minor attack, what I hate the most."

Yaqianliu's eyes widened in astonishment when he heard this, "Do you still want to be on top?! Wow! Little Shoushou, so you are not weak, you are arrogant?!" Yaqianliu who got the latest information Jumping and running towards the headquarters of the Female Death God Association, she stopped suddenly after running a few steps, and turned to look at Yishou.

"Yishou, are you leaving so soon? Xiaojian will be unhappy."

Yishou was taken aback for a moment, and then he reacted and said: "Ah, I made an agreement with Jianba earlier, if he wants, my brother and I welcome him anytime in this world!"

Yachiru, who had misunderstood the meaning of Ishou's words again, happily ran away. As soon as she left, Ichigo came out from the corner.He grabbed his messy hair, somewhat decadently carrying a machete on his back, and slowly walked to Yishou's side.He looked down at his younger brother, frowning habitually.

"Yi Shou, don't take the rumors too seriously, just say whatever they say, anyway, we're leaving today."

Isshou didn't reply immediately, but just raised his head and looked at Ichigo quietly, the soft brown pupils revealed a clear light, matching with his fair skin, his facial features became more and more handsome.

Obviously, the appearance of the two people is nearly [-]% similar, but Isshou with soft eyes, fair skin, and delicate eyebrows, no matter how you look at it, there is a huge difference from Ichigo.Once again, Ichigo was attracted by his younger brother's gentle eyes, and transformed into a large loyal dog, with a materialized fluffy tail wagging back and forth as if to please.

"One life..."

Ichigo, with a lot of emotions in his heart, wants to have a good talk with Ishou, but he is afraid that he will scare the other party.So he could only wag his tail non-stop, stare at Yishou with wet eyes, and howl plaintively.

"Brother, if the rumor is that I put the cabbage under my body, then I will not be so eager to clarify. Don't you think it is too much for them to infer that I am the one under the body?" Yi Shou's expression Very serious, he looked at his elder brother almost expressionlessly, "Brother, think about it from another angle. If, I mean if, we were not only brothers before, but also... er, lovers. Then , on the issue of who goes up and who goes down, you..."

"You can be on top! I'd like to be on the bottom!" Ichigo yelled excitedly, wanting to throw him to the ground, "You don't have to move on top, I'll do it!!"

Perhaps Ichigo's words were too smooth, or maybe he was too obvious. In short, Yishou was stunned, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

"...I, I was joking." Seeing his younger brother petrified, Ichigo hurriedly explained with a sad face, "Uh, I didn't think about anything I shouldn't, really..."

After a long time, Yishou coughed a few times in a low voice, glanced at Ichigo in embarrassment, and then turned his head to look at the sky, "Brother, how do you know this kind of... I mean, this kind of knowledge?"

Ichigo was stunned, and said without thinking too much: "Ah, Dad told me before we left. He said a lot of things that I didn't quite understand, but he said in detail what happened to the two men... What are you talking about after it's over, the fat and water don't flow into outsiders' fields... well, you know, dad is like that."

"...He has nothing to tell you what to do."

Isshou rubbed his aching temple, and his intuition told him that something bad would happen in the future.However, the immediate task is to quickly leave Jinglingting, which has been invaded by alien rotten girls, and if they continue to stay here, there may be even more shocking gossip and rumors.

For the first time in his life, Yishou felt that his pear was so big.As a '0' who has been turned into a '[-]' by the rotten girl YY, he feels that Yali is very big, really big.

……

The Kurosaki brothers planned to run secretly to join Ishida and the others, and then quietly leave Jinglingting with the help of Captain Ukitake.Come to think of it, only Captain Ukitake is the most reliable in Goutei's thirteenth division.Because of the Jinglingting gossip incident, now everyone will stop and watch the Kurosaki brothers when they see them, talking in low voices.

Some bold people will come forward to express their "support" for the two brothers, insisting on the theory that "brothers are the cutest". After the "Renewal of Life", there will always be big fights, and some people even set up betting contracts for people's entertainment.

In this truly 'decaying' Jingling Court, I am afraid that there is no one who is more trustworthy than Captain Fuzhu.Not only is he popular, but he is also kind and kind.After hearing the request from Kazushou and others, he immediately agreed to take them out of Soul Soul Realm.

So, when the agreed time came, Yishou and other large troops had arrived, but Captain Ukitake was nowhere to be seen.After waiting for a while, Isshou felt something was wrong.Captain Ukitake will not be someone who is late, let alone the kind who will break his promise and lose weight.Then why has passed the appointed time, still not arrived?

He rubbed his chin and said in a low voice: "Well, in fact, you don't need to bother others, as long as there are hell butterflies to guide the way."

"Isshou, did Captain Ukitake fall ill?" Cha Du asked worriedly, "Captain Ukitake's health isn't very good..."

Ishida adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and calmly analyzed, "Even if Captain Ukitake suddenly fell ill, he would send his subordinates to inform us, it's too suspicious."

"Uh, could it be..."

After Orihime Inoue heard the gossip about "brother", every time she looked at Isshou, her eyes would become very strange.But it was only for a moment before it returned to normal, so fast that Yishou thought that he was hallucinating again and again.She tilted her head and stretched out her index finger, shaking it playfully.

"Hey, maybe Captain Ukitake was surrounded by Yachiryu and the others..."

Everyone who thought of this possibility turned black, and Yishou's expression was the most ugly.Ishida Uryu clenched his fist and put it on his chin to cough a few times. After successfully attracting Isshou's attention, he taunted: "... Isshou-kun is so popular, he just captured the hearts of all the women in Jinglingting. .”

Yishou glanced sideways at Ishida Uryu, and pushed back not to be outdone, "Ishida-kun, do you believe that if I push you down now, tomorrow you will replace me as Jinglingting's most popular cutie among women?" said When he got here, he paused, deliberately not looking at the other person's face flushed with anger, "Tsk, from this point of view, Ishida-kun is actually quite attractive, isn't it?"

Ishida Uryu always loves face, how could he endure such sarcasm for a lifetime?Immediately, he was furious and planned to go forward to repair his life, but he was held back by Chadu behind him, and he couldn't move no matter what.His face was flushed, and he unconsciously raised his voice from embarrassment.

"Let go of me! I'm going to smash this guy's stinky face with one punch! Did you see, Cha Du, this guy has a poisonous tongue! His mouth is too poisonous, what a gentle and elegant image, I'm sorry!"

His arms were bound, but his legs could still move, so Ishida, who couldn't hit anyone, could only keep kicking his legs at Isshou, "Kisaki Kurosaki, I already knew that you are a bad person! You are smart! Just wait and see, one day I will take off your hypocritical coat!!"

In the face of Ishida's accusation, Yishou ignored it.He just folded his arms around his chest and looked at Ishida Uryu who was going crazy.It wasn't until the other party got tired of shouting and thumping, and completely calmed down and returned to normal, that he suddenly shook his head and said something.

"Ishida-kun, I always thought you were a graceful and dignified Quincy." He turned around and patted Ishida's stiff shoulder, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you just now. I just want you to know Malicious misinterpretation is not something to be proud of."

"..."

I feel like I am a villain, which makes Ishida a little speechless.

Now this situation is like you are joking with someone, and you are slapped in the face, and then you are filled with honey and get a sincere apology.But in this apology, it is secretly accusing you of taking the joke too far, so slapping you is actually a light one.

But looking at Kazuju's sincere and clear eyes, Ishida felt that he couldn't say anything ugly.In desperation, he had no choice but to turn his head away, with a suspicious blush on his face, pretending to cough a few times, "cough cough cough, okay. As a graceful and dignified Quincy master, I can I understand your pain and helplessness."

At this moment, a high-concentration spiritual pressure that was so powerful that the heavens and the earth seemed to be shaken suddenly rushed towards their direction at an extremely fast speed.With the approaching spiritual pressure, everything seemed to lose its color, only the world of black, white and gray was vibrating violently.Inoue Orihime couldn't bear the terrifying spiritual pressure, and directly covered his chest and fell to his knees with a thump.

The bodies of Ishida and Chadu trembled slightly, barely supporting their bodies so as not to fall down in shock.

Ichigo and Isshou behaved most normally, as if they were not affected by this spiritual pressure at all.They looked at each other, smiled at each other, and then raised their hands tacitly and clapped in mid-air!

"Brother/Isshou, help me block that warmonger/Saragi Kenpachi later!"