[Comprehensive] Saving the world by relying on a woman's intuition makes me hopeless!

Whoever had no dark history when he was young, even Osamu Dazai, who was as cunning as a fox and never opened his heart easily, had to admit that he had done some stupid things.When he was young, he wrote some words to relieve his mood. Although he burned them in time, he never thought that he would meet those words again.

About a year ago.As usual, it was a sunny and normal day that was not much different from other days with good weather.It's not unusual to meet someone handing out advertisements on the doorway of the shopping street, but what is special about this day is that the person handing out the paper is none other than Osamu Dazai himself, who is passing out a funeral invitation to a passer-by ,

Only one person stopped and looked at him seriously.

The girl had rare silver hair, and her snow-white face made her crimson pupils glow softly and strangely from inside to outside like the rarest gemstones of a wealthy collector.

Holding the invitation letter in his hand, Jinbao stared blankly at the black-haired young man in the photo, then raised his head to meet the same smiling face of the person in front of him.

Osamu Dazai said patiently, "Are you free to come over?"

Shinbo blinked at the thin and slender young man in front of him: "Your funeral didn't start so early."

Perhaps it was because of vertigo, Osamu Dazai saw that her pupils flickered red for a moment.

"No, the funeral starts at nine o'clock." Dazai Osamu looked at the clock on the street, "Ah, it's already 8:55, it's terrible to be late for my own funeral! There must be many people waiting, I send Got a lot of invitations."

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai felt extremely excited and quickly ran away.

"Hey." Jinbao couldn't call him, so he had to walk along the address on the invitation letter.

Since it was the weekend, there were other families picnicking on the lawn.In that peaceful scene, all the families seem to avoid one place in a tacit understanding.When children are curious to look around, parents will also pull them away.It was a small flowerbed made of yellow and white chrysanthemums representing mourning, white dahlias for mourning, and yellow irises. On it lay a young man with black curly hair. He was smiling, with his hands folded on his chest. You can see it from his expression He was very happy.There is also a ghost sign next to it, which says "Funeral of Osamu Dazai".

Osamu Dazai?

Jinbao suddenly remembered that she had read the designated publication Osamu Dazai's "No Man in the World" during the summer vacation in Chubu. She liked it very much before, and after reading it many times, she was able to recite it by heart.

"Sir, what are you doing?" Jinbao cooperated and bought a bunch of small white flowers to put on Dazai Osamu's chest.

"Because I really want to know what my funeral will be like after I die! So let's rehearse now." Osamu Dazai kept his eyes closed and smiled at the silver-haired girl next to him, "Only you are here. The others went too far, actually sent a [Congratulations], it’s too much, if I die, I won’t be able to read the phone information, they are too uncooperative.”

"Do I need to cry?" Shenbao raised his hand and asked, "It's a funeral after all."

"Well, yes, the crying scene at the funeral is the highlight, a scene that must be experienced no matter if it is a real cry or a fake cry. Do I hope that someone will cry at my funeral? But everyone should be very happy for me, right? I Let the wish of many years come true." Osamu Dazai thought for a while, then continued to smile, "What's your name, little girl?"

"God bless you son."

"Oh, Miss Jinbao, why don't you tell me a joke?"

"I don't know how to tell jokes." Sitting on the grass, Jinbao said sternly, "Well, let me read the article to you, okay?"

Jinbao didn't wait for him to refuse, and directly began to recite "No Longer Human".

"I/lived/a/full/shameful/life."

"I have no way of talking to/with others/what to say/how to say/I don't know. Here/I thought of/one/trick, which is/playing a funny role to make/laugh."

Osamu Dazai's eyelids twitched uncontrollably, and after struggling for a while, he managed to close his eyes.

"This is/my final courtship to human beings. Although/I am full of fear of human beings, but/however, there is no way/to give up/to human beings."

Osamu Dazai couldn't help stretching out his hand out of the flowerbed, as if he wanted to grab something, maybe he was pulling Yuko's cuff, he suddenly felt that the world around him was no longer as peaceful as before, and his ears were filled with Yuko's voice. sound.

Even if it's just a good read, without any emotion, but he sincerely, sincerely——

"And / I rely on / teasing / this thin thread / to maintain / a trace of connection / with human beings. On the surface / I keep / pretending to smile, but / inside / it is / desperate service / to human beings sweating service."

Sincerely—shame!

Shame, embarrassment and anger made Osamu Dazai open his eyes.

He got up, propped up with only one hand, and leaned over to grab Yuko's cuff. When he looked at Jinbao's innocent face with a murderous expression, he finally gave up his serious tone: "How did you have it?"

He should have burnt out long ago!

"How did it happen?" Yuko's blank eyes did not seem to be fake, "I saw the back coming down myself."

I was still in the mafia at the port when I wrote this, so who picked it up?

"Who showed it to you?"

This is Osamu Dazai's first attempt to kill after joining the Armed Detective Agency.

Yuko smiled and said, "It's my teacher."

"Who is your teacher?" Dazai Osamu's expression became more gentle, but the murderous intent in his eyes became more and more serious. "So is the manuscript in your teacher's place?"

"It's gone." Jinbao wanted to say that the only copy that the teacher had had been borrowed, and everyone had to buy it by themselves.

"So you just remembered?"

He just asked here, and the silver-haired girl in front of him suddenly had a silver light.

For a moment, Osamu Dazai thought of a supernatural power, but before he could stop it, she disappeared.

Later, he searched the entire mafia to make sure that no one got his old manuscript at all, but the girl had indeed disappeared.

Afterwards, although I also heard from Nakahara Chuya that I met her, I never had a chance to meet her.

In front of the bookstore.

Just when Osamu Dazai came out of his memory and was about to ask Jinbo in depth, the phone rang, and it was Kunikida who connected, and a loud curse sounded from the other side of the phone.

"You troublemaker, come back quickly, the president has something to do with you!"

"..." Osamu Dazai took the phone away with two fingers and rubbed his ears, "I can't help it."

Shinbo tilted his head to look at him.

"And die with me."

I died, and I also sealed your mouth by the way.

"But I don't know you well at all?"

"You promised me when we met before," Osamu Dazai pulled Jinbao to prevent her from escaping again, "How can you break your promise?"

This kind of stupid child is the best to deceive.

really!Jinbao looked at Osamu Dazai in shock: "I agreed? But I still have a lot of things to do, I can't die with you."

"Ah, it's too heavy, too heavy. You have changed after all because of the so-called worldly responsibilities!" Osamu Dazai exaggeratedly covered his face, "Girl, how did you become such a heavy girl! It wasn't like this when you promised me before!"

Seeing Osamu Dazai in so much pain, Jinbo really felt sorry for him.

"Then why don't we die now?" Jinbao took Dazai Osamu's hand and ran to the side of the road, "If we die, we will die together. If we don't die, you can talk about it later, okay?"

These words made Dazai Zhiji stunned.

Now that there is a lot of traffic, the green light on the sidewalk next to it just went out and turned into a flickering red light.

Osamu Dazai saw the girl in front of him jump up, and his own body also jumped up subconsciously.

Hey—Miss Jinbao, wait...

The sound of the brakes and the horn of the large truck turning left rang in my ears at the same time, as if this was the only sound left in the whole world.

They absolutely can't avoid it.

Osamu Dazai looked straight at the girl with flying silver hair in front of him, and his heartbeat accelerated violently—is it anticipation, excitement, or fear of death, the suffocation feeling when the unknown future is forced down the throat?

He has no idea!

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth, but no sound came out.

The girl stood in the middle of the road, standing side by side with him.

The phantom of the fast-moving truck began to reflect the revolving lantern of Osamu Dazai's life.

They are waiting for only one second to die.

Enjoy, be afraid, death is coming!

At that moment a white figure sent the truck straight into the air and stuck it on the sidewalk.

The figure stood up weakly, "Mr. Dazai, it's great to see you here."

——It’s Dun.

"The port mafia sent me flying here," Nakajima Atsushi looked at the traffic chaos on the road and honestly apologized, "I'm really sorry for causing such a big chaos."

But Osamu Dazai didn't listen, but immediately looked at the silver-haired girl, who happened to be looking at him too.

"Ah, that's great! I'm still alive! Dazai-san, since I won, please wait for me to talk about it later, okay?" Jinbao rubbed his chest in shock, and then smiled at Dazai Osamu.

Armed Detective Agency.

This was the sixth time Kunikida heard Osamu Dazai say "That's great", he couldn't take it anymore.

"Can't you be quiet?"

Osamu Dazai didn't take Kunikida's words to heart at all, continued to support his chin, and said with a smile, "God bless Yuko is really a very good name! He is also a very good person, and he is a good person to die for love."

Tanizaki Naomi, who had been observing Osamu Dazai's abnormal movements for a long time, said excitedly: "Could it be that Mr. Dazai is in love?!"

"The drawbridge effect, right?" Kunikida saw it when he went to save Atsushi. A girl dragged Dazai Osamu to the middle of the road and committed suicide. If Atsushi hadn't happened to be knocked into the truck, the two of them might have died.

Dun asked curiously: "What is the drawbridge effect?"

"It is when a person crosses the suspension bridge with fear, his heartbeat will involuntarily speed up. If he happens to meet a person of the opposite sex at this time, he will mistakenly think that the person in front of him is the other half of his life, and thus develop feelings for him." Kunikida adjusted his glasses, then turned his head and said to Tanizaki Naomi, "Besides, the other party is a junior high school student, how can there be any love?"

Osamu Dazai continued to support his chin, smiling charmingly.

"I can wait."

Who told her to be so funny?

Hearing Osamu Dazai's words, Naomi Tanizaki was instantly excited and screamed out of the forbidden love in her mind.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Don: Mr. Dazai committed suicide again.

Kunikida (adjusting his glasses): Don't be afraid, we have Yuko's resurrection spell, as long as she recites a few words at the place where he committed suicide, he will immediately not want to die, believe it or not?

Dun: Hey, I really want to know what it is?

Kunikida: I also want to know, find a chance to have Yuko print it out, each person will have a copy, and read it to Dazai.

President: I suggest that you better not, I don't want you to lie in a hospital bed unable to speak in your next life, and be a living dead.

What Yuko was reading was the content of the book No Longer in the World.

Wow!Is there a public execution? !The last time I thought about this stalk, I planned to throw away the diary I wrote before. If at my funeral in the future, my relatives said with tears: "This is xx's diary before he was alive. I will read it to you. !"Wow!Just thinking about it makes me want to live!Can not be done!You can't do this to me!unacceptable.

Because I edited the first few chapters (you don’t need to read them specifically), I felt that I couldn’t make you happy in vain, so I immediately updated a new chapter.

And the comments everyone left yesterday were really hilarious, our Yuko's luck is still good, you have to give her confidence!

I hope you will like me a lot too, okay?I love you!