[Comprehensive] Saving the world by relying on a woman's intuition makes me hopeless!

There are Uncle Andawa in the room, and the slightly older ones are Saitama, Dazai Osamu, and Nakahara Chuya, followed by A Yin, Xinghei and Jinbo who look like high school age, and a dog.If you want to talk about the family, it is really a big family - there is a feeling of one father with six sons.

After Jinbao helped introduce everyone, he put on an apron and went into the kitchen to help Xingping Chuangzhen.But in fact, the kitchen and the living room are not completely separated, so Jinbo, who is born familiar, is able to mobilize the atmosphere from time to time, so as not to make people who have just met feel any embarrassment and discomfort.

The evening menu includes fish tempura, yam shrimp with fish roe, cream stew, lettuce salad, red bean rice and seaweed miso soup.Compared with Yukihira Soshin's capricious fish tempura and yam shrimp with fish roe, Jinbo's dishes are more ordinary and ordinary, but they are unexpectedly attractive.

—Probably there is a taste of home that they have never been in contact with.

"Then let's start!" Several people responded in unison.

This crispy, oily tempura is fried in raw sesame oil in the Kanto style.There is another special small plate for the tempura sauce, which is based on sweet soy sauce, mixed with dried bonito juice to taste, adding a little algae salt to enhance the taste and white radish puree to help digestion.A dish is like an iceberg sitting and lying in the setting sun.

"Delicious!" Andawa never pursued his appetite, but this tempura dish completely convinced him.

"Delicious!" Others also exclaimed in surprise, "This is not much better than the food in a star-rated restaurant."

Osamu Dazai suddenly said: "I heard that General Ieyasu Tokugawa died of eating tempura. You can bravely try this method of death."

"Hey, hey——" Zhong Yuan couldn't help complaining.

Although it can't be said that people in my own world can eloquently comment on the essence of cooking, but Xingping Chuangzhen is already satisfied: "The hospitality is not good."

"What about mine?" Jinbo looked at the others expectantly.

Zhongyuan still wanted to say a few words against Shenbao, but Andeva nodded and said pertinently: "It's okay."

Xing Ping Chuangzhen gave a thumbs up and said, "It's very ordinary and delicious."

"Yeah!" Jinbao also nodded with a smile.

She is satisfied as long as she hears someone praise her, right?

Too easy to please, right? !

>>>

After a full meal, Shen Baozheng and Ah Yin were washing the dishes, but they didn't know that Xing Ping Chuangzhen mysteriously took a box of lunch and walked into the living room.

"Miss Yuko." After much deliberation, A Yin still felt that calling Yuko Miss was the most appropriate, "How long will they stay here?"

"I think they can stay until the sports festival, so two weeks, isn't Ah Yin used to so many people?"

"...Rather than not being used to so many people, don't you think there are too many men in the room?"

Shenbao thought for a while, and suddenly realized with his fists: "Yes, Dad's clothes should not be enough."

"This is the point?!" Ah Yin felt that he had no common sense in life, but Shen Bao had even less common sense than himself, and when he wanted to say that it was inconvenient for them to live together, Shen Bao asked with a smile: "A Yin can hand over A lot of friends! If it’s inconvenient to talk to girls, wouldn’t it be more convenient to have the same sex?”

It turned out that I was thinking about myself.

Ah Yin, who was moved in his heart, was about to speak, when the living room suddenly heard screams and loud noises.

"woc!!!"

What happened? !

Jinbo was about to turn his head when the screams of a group of men seemed to explode in his ears.

"Don't look, don't look, don't look!!!!"

"Hey?"

Jinbao only saw Osamu Dazai jumping up from the sofa, his neat figure completely covered his sight.Before she could react, Jinbo had already been covered by Osamu Dazai.

"I've covered it up, you guys deal with it quickly." Osamu Dazai said with a suppressed smile.

"What's wrong?" Shinbo asked, looking up.

Osamu Dazai's laughter lingering in Jinbao's ear was both ambiguous and light, and he said slowly: "It's an accident, I can't watch it for the time being."

As soon as Ah Yin turned around, the various skin colors of the people in the living room were fully exposed, and the scene of being naked all over his body irritated his eyes.

"Please come with me."

After Ah Yin threw a big towel by himself, he led Andeva, Xinghei Chuangzhen, Saitama, and Zhongyuan to go upstairs to get a set of clothes together.

The reason is simple and unexpected.

Xing Ping Chuangzhen coaxed everyone to eat the dark dish he made - squid feet with peanut butter. In order to prove that it was edible, he deliberately ate it into his stomach with relish, so everyone except Osamu Dazai was still watching secretly. Shouting unpalatable at the same time collective explosion clothes - not even underwear.

"This kind of personality is too scary!" Andeva criticized seriously.

Gee.

It's obviously too funny hahahahaha.

Osamu Dazai was thinking maliciously.

When the four of them come down together, you can see the different styles of Jinbao’s father’s clothes. Jinbao’s father and Saitama’s physique are similar, and they are thinner, so for Saitama, any one is suitable, and Xinghei is also 171. In terms of height It can also hold up clothes.But when Zhong Yuan wore it, his physique was as slender as a girl's. Not only the trouser legs, but also the cuffs had to be folded several times to fit.The most exaggerated one can only be said to be Andeva. He is too tall and can only wear the loosest pajamas. However, this is too small for him. The letters on the front of the pajamas are squeezed out of shape by his strong chest muscles. , as long as he raised his hand, his abdominal muscles were also exposed.

When Jinbao saw it, he hugged his stomach and laughed so hard that he collapsed on the sofa.

The dignified second hero, Andeva, has never been laughed at like this. Even in high school, no one dared to laugh at him.

"God! Paul!" Andeva's firebeard won even more.

Saitama and Dazai Ayin stood silently in front of Shenbao.

The eyes of Zhong Yuan and San Xiao began to darken.

If Andewa made an attack, they would attack immediately.

They don't understand protectors, they are good at killing people.

"Yes, I'm sorry!" Jinbao, who had no idea of ​​the imminent situation, struggled to get up from the sofa, "Because the uncle is so interesting! Look, it's more interesting than a sullen face!"

Xing Ping Chuangzhen also laughed along with him.

Andawa really didn't understand the brain circuits of Jinbao and Xinghei, and he also knew their temperaments, but he really couldn't lose his temper and sighed.

What a disaster today!

But how to get out like this?

Shenbao seemed to see Andawa's embarrassment, so he turned his head and said to A Yin: "I remember my father has a large men's kimono, why don't you let Uncle Andawa wear that, otherwise it's not good Go home! Ah Yin, can you help me find it in the warehouse?"

Indeed, Andeva couldn't possibly be walking down the road in his pajamas.

Ah Yin hesitated for a few steps, making sure that Shenbao was safe, and then walked towards the warehouse.

"As for shoes, there should be a small shop nearby that sells clogs. It will look better if you wear them together." Jinbao raised his head and asked Saitama, "Brother Saitama, do you know where the shop is, right? Can you buy it?"

"Yeah." Although Dazai and Nakahara didn't show their strength, Saitama could feel the aura of the two strong men. Maybe they would struggle against Andawa one-on-one, but two-on-one probably wouldn't be difficult.So Saitama stepped on the slippers and went out.

"..."

Andawa looked at Jinbo commanding the people in the room in great surprise.

This kid handles things in an orderly manner.

>>>

The residential area of ​​Andeva is not a place where the gods are preserved, or it may be an hour and a half drive away from the place where the gods are preserved.So Jinbao didn't completely send him back, but said goodbye to Andeva when he got to the station.

"I'll wash the kimono and return it to you."

"Then trouble Uncle Andeva."

As soon as Shenbao finished speaking, Andeva turned around to leave, so she hurriedly called him again: "Well, Uncle Andeva, how about dinner today?"

Andawa's favorite thing is to drink beer with Saitama's younger generation while eating.This reminded him of high school a long time ago, and he thought that if he had children in the future, it would be a boy, and then he could drink together when he was an adult.Needless to say, just pour me a drink.I don't know what happened, but in order to catch up with All Might, his unyielding and competitive spirit put all his previous thoughts and wishes behind him.

He probably won't be able to drink this kind of wine for the rest of his life.

Ask him if he regrets it?

For nearly 20 years, he didn't dare to think about this question.

As long as you get the final victory, he comforted himself.

……

Andeva suddenly found that after Jinbao told him that he was sentimental, he would always have other emotions inexplicably.Estimated to be old.

Just then, Jinbao patted him on the back.

"what happened?"

"I don't know, I think uncle seems to be out of spirit. If you think it's good, please come to my house next time." Jinbao tilted his head and smiled.

After separating from Andawa, Jinbo led the future roommates to a nearby large supermarket.

"We have to buy a lot of things!" Shen Bao had already made a list at home.

Toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, matching clothes, etc.

There are also bus cards for travel, etc.

"Do you have money?" Zhong Yuan took out his black card, "I'll just pay."

Dazai looked at Zhong Yuan's flamboyance: "Are you sure your money can be used?"

Speaking of which, when Zhongyuan was invited to play at Jinbao's house, he didn't expect that he would be in a different world. He was indeed choked up when asked this question.

"I'm someone who makes money! Around the beginning of the year, my Xiaojiu asked me to write books. I've been writing them all, and they seem to be quite popular, so I have some money."

If there is no money to be made, Shenbao would not dare to invite people to play at home.

"Just one book?" Zhong Yuan didn't think it was so easy to make money writing essays, let alone she was still a student.

"I wrote about a few million words. When I was in a different world, the time here was static. So every time I was in a different world, I would write some and post it here. And I also mentioned you , so please don’t hesitate to spend it.”

Zhong Yuan didn't take it seriously, and stretched his waist in his sportswear: "If you are a man, you won't rely on a woman to support you. I can handle it myself. Shenbao, you can buy it for them. I will go shopping first, and I will go back in three days."

Naturally, Osamu Dazai would not use children's money, not to mention that since Zhongyuan was there, it was not his style not to cheat him well.So when Zhongyuan was about to leave, Osamu Dazai also grabbed him by the collar: "You take me with you too!"

"Dazai, get the hell out of here." Zhong Yuan didn't want to be dragged down by Dazai.

So Dazai echoed in a low voice: "If I commit suicide here, what do you think Miss Jinbao will think? She should be very sad and blame herself, right? Are you sure you want to let me go?"

"You! You are despicable!"

Osamu Dazai looked back at Chuya Nakahara proudly.

He just likes to see how Zhong Yuan is furious and helpless.

Seeing that the two of them were about to leave, Shenbao became anxious in an instant.

"Did I cause you trouble? How about I send you back first?"

"No, no, after all, it's the world where Miss Jinbao lives! We're also very curious." Osamu Dazai put his arms around Zhong Yuan's shoulders like a brother and sister. "Besides, we are all grown-ups. There are many things that cannot be changed and need to be done at night. It's better that Miss Shenbao doesn't know about it." After speaking, he half-bent down and rubbed Shenbao's head.

"If you don't contact me after three days, what should I do?" Jinbao said in a dilemma.

I finally invited my friends over to play, but I lost them.

"Didn't you say that you are super intuitive?" Nakahara pinched the soft flesh on Jinbao's face, "We didn't contact you, so you come to us!"

"Hmm." Shenbao was not very relieved, "Then you all pay attention to safety."

>>>

The resolute and lonely figures of Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu soon disappeared into the distant night scene, as if they were talking about their belonging, maybe it was the endless dark abyss where you couldn't see your fingers.

"What should I do next?" Nakahara asked.

It is too easy for the two of them to distinguish the place where good and evil are mixed.

Is it better to be black first and eat black first, and gain a foothold here?

Or should we find out the information here first?

Osamu Dazai raised his finger and said, "Drink."

"Are you rich?" Zhong Yuanzhong also asked doubtfully.

"Ha, how is this possible?" Osamu Dazai smiled and pushed open the door of an underground bar.

The bartender in the bar is a black misty alien.

He watched two people, tall and short, walk into the bar side by side until they reached the front desk: "What would you like to drink?"

"Whiskey." Nakahara Chuya said.

"Whiskey." After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he also put on a box of squid silk dishes that were similar to alcoholic drinks.

Hei Wu glanced at it and reminded coldly: "We don't allow take-out here."

Dazai Zhi smiled and said: "Okay, then I will take it out when I pay the bill, is it okay?"

>>>

"Miss Yuko."

"Ok?"

"Dazai also took the squid dishes that Kohei made."

"why?"

"Well, it's self-defense?" Ah Yin was also puzzled.