The correct way to open the first favorite concubine of Ming Dynasty

More than one year old.Guiwazi already has a preliminary understanding of the human world.

I hugged him and sat on the edge of the bed to read a small picture album. Heidan came back in the afternoon and sat on the other side of me to cling to me.

Guiwazi obviously felt that the arrival of this black egg distracted my attention, so he cried.

As soon as I cried, I dropped the black egg and turned to coax him.

Perfunctorily accompanying him to read a few more pages of the album, Heidan continued what he had just said and told me about the emperor's plan to set up the East Factory.

Guiwazi found that my head was turned to Heidan's side again, and cried again.

I had to coax him again.

Heidan couldn't finish half of the sentence, and said irritably, "Let grandma come and pick him up."

Guiwazi understood and cried loudly.

Heidan: "You want him or me."

"I'm already busy enough, so don't make any trouble." I couldn't laugh or cry, I hugged the turtle boy into my arms and patted it.

Unexpectedly, after a few seconds, Heidan got up to avoid me by himself.

I thought he was acting childish and trying to compete with the turtle for favor with me, but after a few seconds, I gradually smelled a soaring stench... the stench was unbearable.

I asked Guiwazi: "Are you farting?"

Guiwazi is not very good at talking yet, so he grinned, showing a few small white teeth.

...I really want to throw him away...

More than two years old.Can speak many words.

Start saying all sorts of nice things.

For breakfast, feed him porridge, halfway through the meal, the tortoise boy: "Mom, I want to shit."

Heidan, who was eating stinky fermented bean curd, had black lines on his face.

I quickly waved my hand and asked Xiaolian to take him down.

After a cup of tea, I came back: "Mom, I'm done taking a shit."

I felt that dark clouds were gathering in the opposite sky, and there was a threat of thunder and lightning, so I quickly said: "Okay, that's all, let's eat, let's not talk about it."

Guiwazi was quiet for a few seconds, and then said again: "Mom, I don't want to shit today."

Heitan put down his chopsticks, suppressed his anger and said, "How can someone always say 'shit' at the dinner table?"

Guiwazi: "Daddy just said 'shit' too..."

Heidan: "I have a bad temper..."

More than three years old.After three years of fighting wits and courage, Guiwazi and Heidan finally formed some kind of fighting friendship.Heidan no longer resented him so much.

One night, the father and son read a small picture book together.

The tortoise boy began to cling to Hei Dan, and Hei Dan gradually began to benefit from it.

In the bath that night, the tortoise boy said that he wanted to be with his father, and Heidan was quite proud - before the tortoise boy only clinged to me and not to him, he felt somewhat displeased.

Harmony between father and son is not a bad thing.I asked Fan Hong and the others to prepare bath water and get a big bathtub for them to play with.

Previously, many ducklings that could float on the water were tied into sheepskin bags and put into the bathtub.

Heidan wanted to share the task of raising children, so he said he would give Guiwazi a bath and let me have a rest.I just sat and read a book.

Father and son play and play in the water, quite harmonious.

After playing and taking a bath, I took a big bath towel, opened my arms, and the tortoise jumped into my arms, and I wrapped him in the bath towel.

Still no problem here.

Before going to bed, I asked Guiwazi to urinate again.

Guiwazi: "I just peed in the shower."

Heitan, who was already lying on the bed in pajamas and ready to sleep, jumped up from the bed...

... What kind of kid is this, is it still too late to return it to Hu Shanxiang...