I haven't been a scumbag for many years

Xie Dongli was compared by Song Jiu to his family's rhubarb, it was really unspeakable.He watched Song Jiu eating chicken legs, and couldn't help being happy.

But it was extremely sad.

His family, Song Jiu, has had a bad time in every life.

Because of the broken soul, the fate line is also broken and mottled, so the world is bumpy.

In this life, Song Jiu has been born for 18 years, but she has never even eaten chicken legs.

Whether you like it or not is one thing, but whether you can afford it or not is another.Now I don't say what kind of economic state the country is in, but at least in this area, there is still no one in a normal family who can't afford a chicken leg.

But Song Jiu couldn't eat it.

Xie Dongli really wants to give him all the good things he can do to him in this life in this second, and tell him that you can have a lot.

I will give you everything I can give you.

Song Jiu ate two bites of chicken drumsticks, which were delicious, but he didn't understand why Xie Dongli was looking at him.He looked down at his chicken leg slightly, obviously eating, but he still swallowed, and stretched out the chicken leg.

"You want to eat? Here you are."

He must not be willing to give me to eat.Two chicken legs might be enough for him to eat, after all, this boss looks much cuter than himself.

Xie Dongli leaned forward and took a bite.

He smiled and said: "I see that your food is delicious, and I think your chicken drumsticks may taste better. But now it tastes the same. It seems that you are so cute that I can't help but want to eat it. "

Song Jiu: I see!

He smiled and looked at Xie Dongli.

"No, it's just as delicious if it's fried in one pot."

Xie Dongli nodded with a gentle smile, and praised him: "The dishes you cook are really delicious."

Song Jiu buried his head in gnawing off the big chicken leg, but he still wanted to gnaw the bones, but he found some time and said to Xie Dongli, "I'll cook it for you from now on."

Xie Dongli did not agree, "I can cook the meals, whoever has time can do it, okay?"

Song Jiu: "Okay."

Although there are some mental problems, those eyes are clean and beautiful. Xie Dongli is also in a good mood looking at him and smiling.

When Song Jiu was eating, all his previous situations were reflected. After eating a whole chicken leg, he put tomatoes in the tomato scrambled eggs on the plate in front of him and ate them. Broken eggs were not eaten.

Xie Dongli couldn't help being annoyed.

He increasingly hated Song Jiu's suffering.

Xie Dongli dragged the stool and sat directly next to Song Jiu. Song Jiu looked up at him in surprise.Xie Dongli looked at Song Jiu, who was skinny and severely malnourished, and stretched out his chopsticks to pick up an egg for him, "It's just the two of us, we can't eat food every few times, it's not healthy for your body. So you have to eat more. "

"I can't finish it." (False)

Song Jiu looked at the golden eggs and his eyes burst out with joy.

He looked at Xie Dongli with a smile, "Can I eat it?"

Xie Dongli: "Our lovely people here can eat anything, as long as you want."

Song Jiu picked up a piece of egg and ate it, feeling very satisfied.

"Mom said I was a stupid bastard who rose to heaven, and the more I ate eggs, the more idiotic I became. Let me only eat tomatoes."

"I can't even eat eggs."

"But." He snickered secretly, "I secretly ate some while washing the dishes, it's really delicious."

Song Jiu was slightly depressed when she said this.

"But my younger brother and the others often eat eggs, fried eggs, scrambled eggs, and boiled eggs. They still take the No. 1 test every time. Hmm."

Xie Dongli's eyeballs were blurred and hot.

He turned his back and wiped his eyes.

Turning around, she smiled and said to Song Jiu, "It would be stupid to eat only one egg, but not if you eat two."

Song Jiu looked at him in surprise, her eyes were full of exploration, and she asked: Why?

Xie Dongli explained to him: "Is one egg 0? Is two eggs 100? Eating one egg can only get 0 points in the test, but eating two eggs can get 100 points in the test."

"You have to eat more, so you can become smarter."

Song Jiu was very surprised, "Really?"

Xie Dongli: "Of course it is true. I have eaten two eggs at a time since I was a child. So I am very smart. I don't tell others this method, but you are too cute and I can't help telling you. Others No one knows this method. You want to keep it a secret, right?"

Song Jiu looked left and right, then super invincible nodded seriously.

Xie Dongli: "Chicken wings are delicious too, eat them quickly."

Song Jiu: "You eat too."

Xie Dongli: "The wings should be eaten in pairs, otherwise when this chicken reincarnates, one wing will be bigger and the other will be smaller."

Song Jiu: "Really? Is it a chicken leg?"

Xie Dongli was serious: "Chicken legs can't."

……

555 carefully searched all of Xie Dongli's fast-traveling tasks, but found that he had worked in preschool education.It's hard to say a word, stuck in the game, unable to move.

It wants to slow down the shock wave it has received.

It suspects that its host has been switched.

After Xie Dongli finished eating, Song Jiu went to wash the dishes.Xie Dongli wanted to do it, but Song Jiu didn't let him do it.

He said, "I'll come."

Xie Dongli said: "I can do it, you are tired and go to rest."

Then Song Jiu watched him wash the chopsticks.

That frown became tighter and tighter, Xie Dongli panicked, "Then you come?"

He saw that Song Jiu's chopsticks must have a head and a tail, and after rubbing the head of the chopsticks, he rubbed the other end.Wash it clean at the end.It should be wiped with a clean white cotton cloth without water, and placed in the chopsticks basket of the disinfection cabinet.

The bowl should be washed from the big bowl, and then the small bowl after washing the big bowl.Wipe dry and put away.

Then start to wipe the stove, and no sanitary corners are allowed to exist.

Wipe floors, wipe cabinets...

The strips of the mop can't be messed up, they have to be neatly shaken one by one and put them on the balcony to dry.

Xie Dongli: "..."

He didn't even dare to step on it with his shoes on.

mentally ill

Mild obsessive-compulsive disorder

moderate cleanliness

……

What kind of (turtle) hair soul movie is this?

Xie Dongli watched as Song Jiu wiped the tea table, washed the rag, and dried it on the balcony, taking care of every wrinkle.

Finally, it's done.

Song Jiu let out a breath and looked at the dumbfounded Xie Dongli.

He said, "What next?"

Xie Dongli said, "Take a break?"

Song Jiu: "Do you have no clothes to wash? Do you need to brush your shoes? Do you need to wash your bed sheets and quilt covers? Do you need to dry your cotton pads? Mom said that you can't be as stupid as a pig and too lazy to be like a pig if you live at home."

Xie Dongli said against his will: "This is not your home."

Song Jiu said, "But I live and eat here."

Xie Dongli waved at him and patted the sofa next to him.Song Jiu came over and sat down, Xie Dongli asked him, "You take this place as your home, don't you?"

Song Jiu said: "I will live and eat here from now on, I will be diligent."

Xie Dongli said solemnly: "It's different in my house and in your mother's house."

Song Jiu looked at him suspiciously: What's the difference?

Xie Dongli: "In my house... you have to listen to me for everything. Diligence is not important, obedience is the most important thing. Just do what I ask you to do. When I don't ask you to do anything, you can watch TV, Playing with mobile phones, reading books, and doing what you want."

Song Jiu nodded obediently.

Xie Dongli: "Then I'm going to take a shower now, and then I'm going to sleep. I'll take you to the mall when I wake up at night."

Song Jiu: "Go to the mall?"

Xie Dongli nodded. "Yes. My family needs to eat some fruit every night. There is no fruit in the refrigerator, so I have to buy it."

Xie Dongli helped Song Jiu adjust the water temperature in the bathroom, Song Jiu didn't have any concept of avoiding him, stripped naked, Xie Dongli looked at him, he could see the front and back sternum clearly.too skinny.

But pp is very fleshy.

He is very white.

The legs are straight and slender, with no hair.

Xie Dongli said to him: "This is milk body wash, will it work?"

Song Jiu shook her head frankly, the soap he used all the time.

Xie Dongli squeezed out a pump and rubbed it up for him, and his clothes were wet from the shower.

"It's so fragrant and smooth."

Song Jiu picked up a pinch of bubbles and smelled them with sparkling eyes.

Xie Dongli looked at his delicate lips and couldn't help swallowing. He avoided Song Jiu's face, but his hands were not under his control, so he quickly withdrew them, "Rub yourself more, rush Just water. Just wash it off."

"This is shampoo, will you use it?"

Song Jiu will use this.He nodded.

"Will the hair dryer work?"

Song Jiu nodded again.

Xie Dongli went out.

Song Jiu thinks the milk body wash smells so good.

I also feel fragrant after washing.

The shampoo was like jelly, crystal clear, he couldn't help but stick out the tip of Xiaohong's tender tongue and lick it, but it wasn't delicious.

After washing it on the hair, the hair is soft.

Unlike washing hair with soap, my head is itchy and my hair is rough after washing.

The boss's house is really nice.

He went out after washing, and Xie Dongli was eating a popsicle.He couldn't help swallowing.Xie Dongli watched him come out naked, his nose felt hot.He said: "There are pajamas on the bed in the room."

Song Jiuguang PP went to get dressed.He didn't take his clothes when he took a shower just now, because he was sweaty.

The pajamas on the bed are white with many little bears printed on them.so cute.

After Song Jiu put it on, Xie Dongli walked in. Xie Dongli held the last two popsicles in his hand and handed them to him. "I'll eat for you, and I'll take a shower. After washing, we'll sleep together."

Song Jiu took it and was very happy, "Okay."

Xie Dongli took his pajamas to take a shower. He took a cold shower, and the water washed his tough muscles.Xie Dongli leaned against the wall, his head was full of Song Jiu.

He sighed and poured cold water to relieve himself.

It really killed him.

555: "..." I don't understand how the host can be fascinated by a piece of lean pork ribs.Traveling through so many worlds quickly, how could it fall into the hands of such a person.

Xie Dongli: You don't understand his goodness.

Song Jiu thinks the popsicles are delicious and wants to eat them, it's sweet and icy, and she feels good after eating them.But he didn't go through Xie Dongli's refrigerator.

Xie Dongli also deliberately only gave him two bites, fearing that the cold would cause his stomach to have diarrhea.

Xie Dongli came out with his hair blown out, wearing the same style of pajamas as Song Jiu's, but Song Jiu's was smaller.He bought it long ago and washed it.

But Song Jiu couldn't notice that her clothes fit just right.

When Xie Dongli came over, Song Jiu moved a seat away, lay down on the pillow obediently, and looked at Xie Dongli with a smile.

He was very happy, although he didn't know why, but he was very happy.

Maybe it's because the shower frankincense in the bath is fragrant and the shampoo is very beautiful.

The new towels are so soft.

Sandals fit well too.

The bed is really soft and hard, and the pillows smell very good.

Xie Dongli went to bed and lay down beside Song Jiu.He looked at Song Jiu with deep eyes, then asked him with a slow smile, "Are you sleeping?"

Song Jiu nodded.

Xie Dongli reached out and tapped the tip of his nose, wanting to kiss him. "You close your eyes, I'm going to sleep too."

Song Jiu closed her eyes.

After a while he opened it secretly again, Xie Dongli had already closed his eyes.

He looked at Xie Dongli's nose, then reached out and kissed the tip of his nose.Finally, she smiled sweetly and closed her eyes to sleep.

He thought this was the "rule" of Xie Dongli's family before going to bed.

He likes such rules.