I haven't been a scumbag for many years

Song Weichun can be called a model in the illegitimate F industry. He is open [-] hours a day, and he will catch the opportunity one day.

He stared at Song Jiu in the video obsessively and enthusiastically.

The eyes are full of greed.

My my my!

he's mine.

Fantasy that he belongs to me alone.

The more I think about it, the more I fall into madness.

After Xie Dongli successfully won a million prize money from Shou Lei, he participated in the male second in Song Jiu's MV, and now he has become a little popular.

Many people like his calmness in the ring, but also his extraordinarily wise side.

After the MV was aired, he was captured by his "hazy and fragile sense of fragility".

Xie Dongli also has 10,000+ fans.

His fans are almost as many as Song Jiu's.Another happy day.

Joan let him do business when he had nothing to do.

Just based on your face, boss, it's not me, even if you want to become an Internet celebrity, you should have millions of fans.

So Xie Dongli took a selfie with a nine-square grid for himself.

It didn't take long for Song Jiu to receive a message reminder, looking at Xie Dongli's selfie by the window shrouded in sunlight, his smile was as beautiful as in the morning.

Fresh and natural.

Song Jiu's heart skipped a beat and she wanted to kiss him now.

But when he saw Xie Dongli's window, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

He has Xie Dongli's contact information.After they separated that day, Xie Dongli went on dates with him a few more times.Sometimes it is to go to clubs that do not accept outsiders except VIP members, and sometimes it is to go to lively places in disguise.

Fortunately, no one was caught on the scene.

Song Jiu called Xie Dongli.

"Dongli."

The corner of Xie Dongli's mouth curled up over there, "Yeah." In a happy voice, "Are you up?"

Song Jiu smiled and said, "I've been up for a while, and I'm hanging my throat. I saw your Jiugongge selfie, and I want to tell you something."

Xie Dongli said: "What are you talking about? Are you so handsome by me?"

Song Jiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Don't take a picture of your own window, or you will be called flaunting your wealth."

Xie Dongli was stunned for a moment, then looked at his window and the screen on his window.

"Are there any netizens so powerful?"

"What do you think? If you dare to show a little underwear, anyone who likes you can reveal the same style for you."

Xie Dongli: "How do you know that the window screens in my house are valuable?" He didn't think so, after all, all the faucets in his house are gold-plated.

Song Jiu has never been to his manor-style villa.

Song Jiu said, "I know this brand."

He is very interested in fashion design and has a minor in it.It's just that I went further and further on the road of music, and I couldn't have both, so I gave up.

Such a large piece of window screen, which is priced at one square meter, costs 50 yuan.

What's more, the wood used for the window can be seen by a discerning eye as good wood.You also use pearls to make flowers on top.

Netizen fans are not fools.

Xie Dongli was already operating, and he deleted his Weibo.

Then he said to Song Jiu: "Are you free? I have nothing to do today."

Song Jiu wanted to, but he didn't have time.Booked a recording studio.

"I probably don't have time for a few days."

"I can't help it, because I have to record songs. The company plans to re-record my previous albums. After all, the recording equipment is much more advanced than before."

"At that time, it can be used as a gift for fans."

When Song Jiu said this, he couldn't help being slightly worried, "Dong Li, are you going to be angry?"

Xie Dongli asked, "Why are you angry?"

Song Jiu said, "I, I don't have time to accompany you."

Xie Dongli smiled, "It's okay. Just do your own thing. The future will be long, I'm not in a hurry. Don't worry that I will be unhappy."

Song Jiu: "But if you tolerate me like this, I will feel embarrassed. When we meet next time, I will give you a gift. I hope you like it."

"You mean it?"

"Ok?"

"I'm starting to look forward to it now."

Song Jiu laughed.

The two chatted for a while before hanging up the phone.

Xie Dongli's Weibo, which was deleted in seconds, was picked up. Xie Dongli called Qiao An directly and asked her to suppress the matter.

He didn't want to be revealed his true identity.

His identity has not been exposed. Even if he is specifically searched for, he can only find the company and no information about him.

At most, the identity information of the company's general manager can be found.

Xie Dongli changed to another place to take pictures.

He also used a special video camera.

He is very proficient in the operation. He used to do this in the fast travel mission before and had a meal, so he is very proficient.The technology is also superb.Especially in front of him, he was still reviewing the past and learning the new, and accompanied his wife to shoot all over the world.

Now he is under a beautiful sweet-scented osmanthus tree, and then Panzhi bows his head and sniffs the golden sweet-scented osmanthus.

Next, he was leaning against the tree trunk, and sunlight came through the cracks, haloing the whole picture, dreamlike and beautiful in the morning.

……

A series of nine "selfies".

It's still pretty.

There is no need to edit pictures, and you have to turn on the computer.So the quality of the finished product is very good.He posted it again.

As a result, there was a crowd of ridicule.The general meaning is: Is it interesting to delete the selfie in seconds and post this kind of "cheat photo" that looks like it was taken and retouched by a professional?

Xie Dongli: "..."

Xie Dongli took a photo of himself with a face full of beauty.

send out.

As a result, the crowd at the bottom laughed even harder: Let’s take a selfie photo taken with a mobile phone 80 years ago. The pixels at that time were terrible, so the person in the photo is very good-looking (the spots and wrinkles on the face are all blurred).

Xie Dongli: "..."

Xie Dongli got angry.

I don't I'm not!

I am so pretty!

It's not a lie!

Netizen: Unless you do what we say now and take a few photos, we will believe it.

That's called a tidal wave, basically adding a message.

Netizen: Let’s blow a handful of sweet-scented osmanthus.

Xie Dongli picked a bunch of sweet-scented osmanthus and blew gently.

The screen freezes.

Post it.

Netizen: Hahahahaha!

The group laughed at the team and dispersed at once.

Xie Dongli said: Believe it now.I am really so good-looking.

Fans

Have you downloaded the picture, sisters?

It's down.Unexpectedly, I became a fan.

Yes, yes, he really believed what we said.

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk I can do it again, so good.

Xie Dongli: "..."

Qiao An took the time to show his boss's Weibo. After all, he is the boss, so he manages Weibo by himself.Joan had nothing to say.

But when she saw Xie Dongli coming off the stage in person, saying that she was really good-looking and being deceived by netizens, she said: "..."

Probably there is only such an idiot in the whole world who is led by the nose by fans.

When Xie Dongli reacted, 555 finally quit the game, and said to Xie Dongli with the same earnestness as his old father: "What am I talking about? Love makes people lower their intelligence, you still don't believe it."

"Do you believe it now?"

Xie Dongli: "..."

Believe it.

Believe it or not.

Why am I so stupid?This unscientific.

Song Jiu saw that Xie Dongli was operating like a tiger, and touched his hair helplessly.Hey~~ I'm afraid I'm not a fool.

However, it is very cute.

"Xie Dongli tried hard to prove that he is really good-looking" #爆#

Duangduangduang, the most popular search on Weibo, went up from the ranking after a few hundred.

In the end, Song Jiu gained a firm foothold in the first search for Song Jiu's new MV.

Many people: I'm afraid this is not a hot search for buying.

after entering

A lot of people: For Xie Dongli's stupidity, I became a fan.

More people: Is this really the champion who has successfully defended the competition?can't believe it...

Xie Dongli looked at his hot searches and Song Jiu's hot searches. The names of Song Jiu and Xie Dongli could be seen at the same time, so he couldn't help laughing.

555: "..." Confirmed, it's hopeless.

Not long after Xie Dongli's selfie opened, Xie Dongli participated in a life variety show.This variety show is quite... quite down-to-earth.

Originally, Qiao An didn't plan to arrange this, after all, life in the countryside is too hard!It's because he's afraid that his boss won't be able to hold on.

But she couldn't immediately veto it.Everyone has seen too much glamor of celebrities but has not seen the down-to-earth nature of celebrities, so this variety show is very popular.

And the most important point is - Song Jiu will attend.

So she asked her boss.

Xie Dongli said: Even if it is to plow the fields and fertilize, there will be no problem at all.

In fact, the reason why Xie Dongli wanted to participate was because the most important thing was coming.

It was to participate in this variety show. After work was over, everyone stayed in the hotel that night, and the next day everyone went to the market to buy plane tickets and come back.

But that night, Song Jiu and Song Weichun were both hurt and jumped from upstairs.Both entered the ICU.

The recording of the variety show was quickly arranged, and both Xie Dongli and Song Jiu came early.Others don't know the feelings between them, but the two of them know each other well.

Xie Dongli and Song Jiu were standing together, and they were chatting in low voices, all of which were very boring topics.

How are you doing recently?

What did you eat?

Are you busy recently?

The click volume of the mv is quite high.

Wait for everyone to arrive.

Everyone gets on the bus and hits the road.

The filming has not started yet, before getting out of the car, the director BB: "Come on, everyone should face the camera with the best appearance, it's time to touch up the makeup!"

The scene of getting off the car is to be filmed.

Song Jiu was arranged to be the last one to get off.

This variety show is pretty grounded.

Compared with other pastoral programs, it is too down-to-earth.A lot of celebrities want to come to catch a wave of enthusiasm, especially when they know that Song Jiu is also coming, they are even more determined to join the group...

But when it was really important to shoot, the "model worker" and "kind" characters...all collapsed.I don't know whether it is to attract fans or to attract black people.

Xie Dongli: "Why did you come to this show?"

Song Jiu was sweating profusely, his face was flushed from the sun, he straightened his waist, and continued to cut crops, "Looking for inspiration. I want to write a folk song, but it still doesn't taste good."

"is you?"

Xie Dongli quickly killed a piece of rice, and smiled at Song Jiu: "Me, why do you say?"

Song Jiu couldn't help feeling shy.

other people

It's tiring, but you have to persevere, after all, it is aimed at audiences across the country.

Ah, it’s not enough, take a break, set up an image that I’m weak but still have to work hard, and in the end it’s not that I don’t want to work but that I can’t do what I want.

Ah, let me be lazy, I cook delicious food, I will go back and cook for everyone.

Director: The audience's eyes are sharp, but it is because of this that they can be interesting.

All of them endure hardships and stand hard work, and he even makes a fart!

The director saw Song Jiu and Xie Dongli again.

It's hard work.

These are two fools, right?It's really a hard-working character.

End the day's work and shoot.Xie Dongli said to Song Jiu, "Go back and find a deeper bucket."

Song Jiu snorted and looked at him in surprise, "What are you doing?"

Xie Dongli said: "I catch eels and loaches."

Song Jiu didn't even wear shoes, and ran back with muddy legs.

The cool wind at night floated the front of his clothes, Xie Dongli looked at Song Jiu's figure and smiled.

Song Jiu was very curious about how to catch loaches, so he happily ran back with the bucket.Stepping into the mud three or five times, Xie Dongli asked him, "What did they do tonight?"

In a group of two, each cooks his own meal.Ten yuan per person per day.

But today is a busy day, so everyone pools their money together to buy vegetables and rice.

Song Jiu said: "I didn't go to see it, I smelled the smell of pumpkin."

Xie Dongli smiled and looked at Song Jiu who curled his lips. His Xiaojiu didn't like pumpkins.

Xie Dongli said, "Let's have an extra meal tonight."

He lifted the mud, clasped the neck of a seven-eight-heavy eel with his index finger, and smashed it into the bucket.

Song Jiu was extremely surprised and joyful. "You are amazing!"

Xie Dongli said: "Actually, I can still fish. Do you want to eat fish? Go to the river beach tomorrow, and I will plant a few for you?"

Song Jiu nodded.

Xie Dongli is very good at catching eels and loaches, all of which are very large.More than four catties.

When the two were washing their feet by the ditch, Xie Dongli looked around. There was no camera and no one.So he leaned over and kissed Song Jiu lightly.

Song Jiu looked at him with bright eyes.Quickly kissed him on the lips.

Both of them couldn't help laughing.

"I'm going to change the chicken, stewed eel with chicken. Do you want to eat?"

"eat."

I exchanged more than two catties of rice field eel for a chicken at the grandma's house next door.Xie Dongli and Song Jiu went back with their things, and immediately someone came to join in the fun.

He also very schemingly said thank you Dongli and Song Jiu for giving everyone extra meals.

Those of you who have limited funds and can’t afford meat have been craving meat for a long time.

Xie Dongli and Song Jiu didn't say they wanted to eat alone.

But no one killed the chicken when processing the eels, and no one washed the eels when he killed the chickens.

Song Jiu was unhappy, he muttered softly to Xie Dongli, "They are good and bad."

Seeing Song Jiu feel sorry for himself, Xie Dongli couldn't help laughing.

"Tomorrow we will eat alone."

Song Jiu curled his mouth.

When it was time to eat dinner, I started shooting again.

Originally, the theme was a lively atmosphere with a sumptuous dinner after a tiring day.

But everyone is unwilling to eat the neck, chicken head, and buttocks.

When Xie Dongli served the table, he picked up a chicken leg for Song Jiu, and chopped up the rest, so that everyone could share a piece.

Xie Dongli thought that grandma had given some fermented bean curd when he changed the chicken just now, so he went to get it.

Song Jiu sat on a stool to eat, seven people ate at a table, and a pot of stewed rice eel and chicken cost only a little.He just picked up a piece for Xie Dongli, and the others had already picked up almost all the chicken and eel.

The rest are almost all the neck, chicken head, and buttocks.

Song Jiu was so angry that her eyes turned red.

He couldn't bear it anymore, put his chopsticks down, and got up to leave.

Others: What's wrong?Neuropathy?Suddenly drop the chopsticks.

Xie Dongli happened to come over at this time, he held Song Jiu, and said with a smile: "I said not to put too much spicy, but you must put more. Are you in a hurry?"

"I'll pour you some water." He patted Song Jiu.

Although he didn't know what happened to Song Jiu, he still helped him smooth things over.He went back to pour water, and the fermented bean curd was placed on the table.

The meal was tasteless.Xie Dongli cooked two bowls of rice with fermented bean curd.

In the sky above the moon, there is no camera, and two people are lying on a bed.

Xie Dongli pulled up the quilt and kissed him.

Kiss, kiss again.kiss for a while...

Kissing is not enough.

Sweet and soft.