I haven't been a scumbag for many years
Chapter 48
Anyway, Xie Dongli has not recovered from the blow.
Song Jiu suddenly pulled it and said, "Let's go together." Then he pulled out the radish five or six times, Xie Dongli: "..." Xie Dongli hurriedly saved his radish for a happy life in the future.
"No, no, I can do it myself."
Song Jiu let out an oh, and didn't force it.
Just hum, very comfortable.Also very relaxed.
Song Jiu was particularly relaxed during the meteor shower in the starry sky and moonlit night.Xie Dongli's nosebleed almost came out.
Song Jiu felt very comfortable.Then he said, "Xie Dongli, yours has no bones. Is that why it's only half an hour?"
Xie Dongli: "..." Don't ask me, why do elves have penis bones?
Song Jiu said that it took him two hours, it was because he was not good at crafting.Xie Dongli's craftsmanship is proficient, so he can feel comfortable in an hour.He was lying in Xie Dongli's arms like a lazy cat, watching the meteor shower.
want to sleep.
Xie Dongli hugged him.Then he couldn't help but asked Song Jiu, "Xiao Jiu."
"Ok?"
"Can I kiss you?"
Song Jiu blinked her eyelids with long eyelashes, then said with a smile, "Kiss."
He turned his face slightly, revealing his pointed ears. "Xie Dongli, you are so kind. I would like to be with you. If you are always so kind to me, I would like to be with you all the time." So, you can kiss my ear.
This is... a gesture that expresses willingness to mate with you.
Xie Dongli didn't know.So he kissed Song Jiu's cheek.Song Jiu frowned all of a sudden, he looked at Xie Dongli, angry. "I'm so pretty, why don't you want to mate with me?"
Xie Dongli: "...!"
"I-I didn't."
Song Jiu still stared at him, "Then why don't you bite my ear?"
Xie Dongli: "!"
bite!
But how heavy is the bite?
Xie Dongli tentatively bit... licked... Then Song Jiu in his arms became red like a shrimp.
Ah, got it.
Sensitive (hair ~ estrus) parts.
It turned out to be the case.
Just very happy.Song Jiu didn't refuse, Song Jiu agreed.
Xie Dongli has been vegetarian for so long, and finally he can eat meat.so happy.But before she was happy for a long time, Song Jiu didn't want him to make trouble for herself.He said: "I'm going to sleep. Hey~~ Don't kiss me anymore."
Xie Dongli: "..." Asi, I will bear with it.Hold on...
If I don't let you cry and call Dad later, I won't be Xie.
Hum ╭(╯^╰)╮
I haven't got it yet, so I'll treat you as a treasure for the time being.Waiting for Lao Tzu to succeed... um... I still hold it on the tip of my heart as a baby~~~
Song Jiu didn't know that she was lying in the arms of the big bad wolf.
He just felt that when he slept with Xie Dongli, he could sleep soundly and soundly... he was very happy.From the first time he was hugged by Xie Dongli, he felt unprecedentedly at ease.
I don't even know why.
Xie Dongli watched Song Jiu fall asleep soundly, and not long after—"Huh~~~~~ZZzz..." he felt very cute.Kiss, kiss again.Song Jiu covered her face with her hands.did not wake up.
Xie Dongli felt that he was good or bad.
But his wife was worse.
Pull him out to watch the meteor shower and interrupt me to do trouble, and help him do trouble... Finally, I have to hug him to sleep.Am I spoiling you?
Right?
嗐~~
How to do it?Those who are spoiled by themselves can only continue to be spoiled.There is no other way.
This was Song Jiu's first time sleeping next to Xie Dongli at night, and when he woke up the next day, he didn't have temporary amnesia, panic... nothing.He hugged Xie Dongli in Xie Dongli's arms like a lazy cat, and then woke Xie Dongli up.Xie Dongli smiled and stroked his fur.
Song Jiu was sober.
It's sunny outside.
It was time to get up, but Song Jiu said, "Xie Dongli, let's have sex!"
Xie Dongli was confused for a while, but he was still super excited, and he said, "Really?"
Song Jiu said, "Of course it's true."
Xie Dongli looked happy.
Song Jiu pawed him and said, "I heard from the elders that it will hurt a little at first, so bear with it!"
Xie Dongli was stunned by lightning.
"No, no, no...not..." He hurriedly stopped Song Jiu from pulling his hand.
Song Jiu looked at him suspiciously: "What's the matter? You need convenience first?"
Xie Dongli: "I want to be on top." I should be your husband, right? ~~
Although...although...that is, it is not impossible to do 0, but...but if you can do 1, you should still do 1~
Song Jiu was confused.
Then in front of Xie Dongli, he explored his own physiological structure.Finally he said: "That's right. You are the same as me. That's fine." He was very straightforward.
Still very happy, "Then can't we all be very comfortable and comfortable?"
Xie Dongli laughed devilishly in his heart: The idea is really beautiful, if you can still be comfortable after I am comfortable, I will do nothing differently.
But he nodded on his face.
"Yes."
So Song Jiu said, "Then I'll come first."
Xie Dongli: "..." He cracked.
"Wait, wait, wait! Xiao Jiu."
"Ok?"
"...Oh, my stomach hurts, hiss~~ I can't do it, I need to go conveniently."
Song Jiu looked at Xie Dongli, who was still fine just now, jumped up, and ran out without putting on his shoes.
Song Jiu looked at the door, and then looked back at the toilet next to her bedroom.
God's confusion appeared on his face...
Just, I don't really want to understand why the stomachache should make it easier for him to look far away.
Could it be... don't you want to be with yourself?
It shouldn't be, I am so beautiful and so cute.
Xie Dongli fled and locked the bedroom door.He patted his chest, flustered, and finally let out a long breath, sighed for a long time, thinking: Xie Dongli, Xie Dongli, you have today.
In fact... In fact, I have analized my daughter-in-law so many times that I can't count them.
Getting anal once is not a big deal.But he prefers to... do 1.
If it is someone else, he will absolutely refuse, don't even think about it, there is no door.
But...if this person is Song Jiu, it's not impossible for him.Just, just love him, love him so much.As long as he wants, as long as he has.But I'm not mentally prepared yet.
Xie Dongli smeared his face, hey~~ My wife suddenly wants to be a husband too, what should I do?So in fact, is the complete "Song Jiu" a 1 or a 0?If it is pure 1, then it will be troublesome, so in the future, won't I... have to do O with tears in my eyes?Oh, my old swan~~!I can not accept.
Xie Dongli's psychological construction took a long time.When he went out, Song Jiu was already sitting at the table in the kitchen having breakfast. The dining table was very original, it was a whole log of oak, with branches of holly on it, dotted with a few big cherries .Song Jiu sat there, almost eating all the cherries for decoration.
When Xie Dongli walked in, Song Jiu glanced at him, "You've been away for too long, I'm hungry. So let's do it next time."
Xie Dongli bowed down.Although he wanted to make trouble, he was still not so open.
Cross-species love is a little bit of a wall.no way.
Xie Dongli smiled on his face, "Okay. I have no problem, I can do it anytime. Do you want to drink toilet water and soak it in honey? Let's go pick some berries and make jam today, shall we?"
Xie Dongli pawed at the kitchen counter and found that the sauce he made was almost finished.He brought a bottle of blueberry jam and opened it in front of Song Jiu. Song Jiu dug it with a spoon and ate it.
"Um~ good."
Xie Dongli opened a can of raspberry jam for himself, which is sweet enough to not make people feel tired.Song Jiu's talent in cooking seems to light up every world, there are only a few differences.
In this world of yours, if you ask him to make a whole meat feast, he may not be able to do it, but he is really good at making jams and the like.
Xie Dongli ate bread and jam at the same time, and he even spread it on the bread.Although Song Jiu didn't eat bread, Xie Dongli stared at it every time he ate bread and jam.
Especially since he had tasted it and was not used to it.
But it didn't delay him to stare at it every time.
Xie Dongli laughed, and he handed over the bread.Song Jiu stuck out her tongue to lick the jam like a kitten, and said with a smile, "It's so sweet~"
Xie Dongli just... wanted to kiss him shamefully.Whether it is bread or jam, it will not be sweet in an instant.
After breakfast, the two went to the mountains to pick a lot of berries.
Every season has berries for every season, but summer has the most and autumn the sweetest.
After picking the berries and cleaning them, put the fruits on the pea leaves and let the sun bask in the moisture on them.After Song Jiu was done, she said, "Xie Dongli, let's go shopping. I want to go out and play."
Of course Xie Dongli would not say no, he wished Song Jiu could pick up the stars if he wanted the stars, and pick the moon if he wanted the moon, he just wanted to go shopping.no problem!
After drinking the potion, he changed his appearance and set off.
The time he and Song Jiu went out happened to be around 2 pm, and the temperature was high.Probably because the continent where they are located is relatively close to the tropics, so it is really sunny and hot.Xie Dongli bought an umbrella. The edges of the umbrella are all lace, which is very fancy, but Song Jiu likes it very much.
Although he said: "The workmanship is not very good. I made it better."
Xie Dongli also deliberately took Song Jiu around the shop where he planted a frost flower, thinking that the punishment would be enough.The magic can be broken.
It's just that he never expected that when he and Song Jiu got there, what he thought was deserted was actually crowded.
It's so hot, but it's so cool inside that people come and go inside.The tea party was very lively.
The business in there is really good.
Xie Dongli: "..."
I feel like I'm an idiot.If the slap failed, I was slapped in the face, and my face hurts.
Song Jiu was surprisingly able to feel Xie Dongli's emotions this time, his free brain circuit was finally right, "Xie Dongli, you punish them, but they are better."
Xie Dongli: "It's not too late to make up for it."
A dozen clusters of frost flowers suddenly appeared on his fingers, and he popped them out.This time, the frost flower was very big, the size of a rice bowl, and it took root.
Immediately, the entire store, where the frost flowers fell, ice whiskers grew densely, and the temperature dropped again and again, and the entire store was frozen.
Everyone fled out in a panic, and if they were a step slower, they would be frozen into ice sculptures.
When he did this, he didn't hide and hide. There was a kind of coming to your door to make your aura, attracting attention.But no one dared to approach him, after all he was a magician.
At present, there are only a handful of people in the entire continent who can provoke him.
Xu Shu accompanied his father Xu Yu here today to see his business.Not long after Xu Yucai came to the capital, he received a letter from Xu Shu when he was in Nan Province, talking about this shop.So today I am free, so I specially came to take a look at Qiqi.
He just said to Xu Shu on his front foot: "As expected of my son, his head is smart. The magician probably wouldn't think of giving pillows to people himself. Hahaha."
As soon as the voice fell, the floor, walls, and windows were all frozen.Everyone ran out in a panic.
A seventh-level magician enshrined by the family of Governor Xu's Mansion flew out on the spot, stayed in the air, and locked his eyes on Xie Dongli.
Where there is a magician, even if you come to seek revenge, you have to weigh it, because it will be regarded as a provocation by the other party.Xie Dongli knew there was a magician in it, but he didn't care.Because of its tyrannical strength, it doesn't care about the rules on the mainland that have not been clearly stipulated but have become common conventions.
The seventh-level magician confronted Xie Dongli.
I don't have a wizard like Xie Dongli in my impression. Wizards are rare. I have seen more or less wizards in the imperial capital. Wizards are extremely powerful, and the most basic operation is to have a photographic memory.
Make sure you haven't seen it.
Then, it is to drink the volume-changing potion.
The seventh-level magician is already the strongest one on the mainland.He was happy not to be afraid of Xie Dongli, but instead burned with anger, "Hua Ya, the seventh-level wizard, report your name." He was enshrined by the Xu family, and now he was provoked by the magician, so he naturally stood up without saying a word.
Xu Yu and Xu Shu all looked at Xie Dongli and Song Jiu.
I was very annoyed.
I don't know what angered the magician.I have never seen it at all, so I provoked a magician's revenge.
The last time Xie Dongli saw Xu Shu, he didn't know that this was the Xu family's property.But Xie Dongli recognized Xu Yu as the scumbag in the task of "Eliminate the scumbag".He showed a sneer of cat and mouse, and said, "Thank you Dongli."
This time it wasn't him who touched Ci, but Ci who came to touch him.Isn't that just right?Xie Dongli was very happy.
Half the street was quiet.
Xie Dongli's figure slowly changed. His long black hair was flying, his nose was straight, his thin lips were cold, his eyes were deep, and his eyebrows flew into his temples.
Xu Yu almost staggered and fell to the ground, and the cold sweat fell like sweat in an instant. "Master Fa, Mage! I don't know where I, my Xu family is not thoughtful? We are willing to make up for your Excellency."
Who doesn't know Xie Dongli's name?
One of the top powerhouses in the continent.
Just standing there is like an insurmountable moat.
Xie Dongli ignored Xu Yu and looked at the magician Hua Ya. Hua Ya's face was already pale, and he fell to the ground, as if he would faint in the next moment.
Not to mention kicking to the iron plate, there is still a life crisis.
"Do you want to fight with me? I give you the qualification to fight with me."
Hua Ya wished he could die in place.He bit his lip so hard that blood came out.He took his wand, stepped forward, and bowed.Immediately, he looked at death as if at home and said, "Please enlighten me, Your Excellency."
Xie Dongli's eyes were still bright.
Pretty good!Much more gutsy than most wizards.Some wizards kicked the iron plate, basically keeping all their property and property, praying for the other party to bypass their own life.
Even willing to be each other's "disciple".
But this person is willing to leapfrog the challenge.
The other party is at the seventh level.Xie Dongli is above the ninth level.
Hua Ya recited a curse.
Xie Dongli stood slowly and unmoved.Finally, after Hua Ya finished chanting the mantra, the huge fire dragon rushed towards Xie Dongli, carrying the power to destroy the world.It is not difficult for a seventh-level wizard to destroy a city, just with a wave of his hand.
But Xie Dongli didn't move.A barrier rose on the spot, and the fire dragon rushed over. The dragon's head disappeared, its body disappeared, and its tail disappeared.That's all gone.
Xie Dongli smiled slightly: "It's my turn."
Hua Ya was on the verge of falling.
Xie Dongli tapped his finger lightly, pop!It's like the sound of bubbles exploding (exploding).A living person was instantly transformed into a green bouncing ball by the transfiguration technique.Can vaguely see each other's appearance.
Xie Dongli said with a smile: "The price of offending me is to maintain this appearance for a day. Get lost!"
Hua Ya immediately rolled away.What are you doing here if you get your life back?
It is hard for everyone to imagine that a ball can run so fast.It was an eye opener today.
Xie Dongli finally set his eyes on Xu Yu, he was quite easy to talk, and his expression was not superior.But there was no smile on his face anymore, it was shallow and his eyes were a little cold.
He said: "A few months ago, I went to the store to buy things and was blocked from entering."
"Then, someone came from your family and pushed my wife and me hard, you know? Pushed me away hard."
"So... I'm really angry."
"Originally it was just a small punishment, but you still want to make money by using the location. It's amazing. I was very unhappy to see it. I didn't see that your business was bleak but booming. I was very upset."
"Understand?"
Xu Yu and Xu Shu looked at each other.
Xu Yu was sweating like a waterfall, and hurriedly confessed his crime. "It's our fault for offending Mr. Mage. We are willing to do our best to compensate you. I just ask you to hold your hand high."
Song Jiu watched the whole show.
Xie Dongli said with a cold expression, "No need."
After speaking, he took Song Jiu and left.Just like that, he disappeared before everyone's eyes, and when he reappeared, he had changed his appearance, happily shopping with Song Jiu.
His words of "no need" are nothing more than a collapse of the sky for the Xu family.
Those high-ranking officials and aristocrats who supported Xu's shop just now looked at the people of Xu's family reservedly and secretly, with sympathy and pity in their eyes...
There was once a big family that offended the wizard, and then...then that big family gradually declined.In the end, the traces can only be found in the dead families of the empire.
And there are many such examples.
Some of them didn't even know how they offended the wizards, but... the Xu family knew.Therefore, the eyes of other people looking at them still have a look - do you understand the death?
The crowd dispersed.
In a blink of an eye, the news that the Xu family had offended Xie Dongli quickly spread, and the rich man who was originally sought after by the nobles in the imperial capital suddenly became deserted and no one cared about him.
Even His Majesty knew about it.As a result, this His Majesty, who has always been annoyed by the God (Ting) and the Wizards Guild, yearned for the supremacy of the imperial power, could only suppress his anger and say: "It seems that my Lord Governor of the Southern Province is about to re-elect."
The red-clothed attendant beside him stood there like a sculpture and didn't hear anything.
It seems that since Xie Dongli said "no need", the glory of the Xu family began to decline.
First of all, no one cares about all the shops anymore, and the family has a huge financial problem.
The second is the criticism of (political) enemies, who smell fishy like a group of hyenas.Wanting to tear flesh and blood from this giant of the Xu family.
Xu Yu had no choice but a catastrophe.Maybe one day I will (violently) die.The wizard's methods are extremely treacherous, and no one knows whether he will die unexpectedly next time.
Xu Yu was not reconciled to the decline of such a brilliant family.
He was terrified all day long, and finally made up his mind to find Xie Dongli.Offer him [-]% of his family's wealth, and only hope that Xie Dongli can hold his hands high.
Xie Dongli met him.At that time, Song Jiu was swinging, and he was not interested in Xie Dongli and the Xu family's affairs at all. What he was interested in were flowers, plants and trees, butterflies and dragonflies, and the little rabbit that sneaked over to rub him...
Xie Dongli looked at the densely packed pearl treasures, and at Xu Yu who came to make amends.
Xu Yu was dripping with cold sweat, he saw him, he knelt down and begged, but he still didn't know what the other party wanted.Maybe it will become a flower fertilizer today.
After Xie Dongli scared people enough, he said, "For the sake of your sincerity, I will..."
What is life from a desperate situation?This is!
This is life from a desperate situation!
Xu Yu was so excited that his sweaty cheeks couldn't help shaking.
Xie Dongli: "I'll just put a curse on your family."
Xu Yu: "..."
Instant heaven and hell!
Frozen bone marrow in an instant!
"Master Dharma! We really didn't do it on purpose, please, please. Please..."
Xie Dongli thought to himself: It turns out that wicked people are also afraid of death.
But why don't you think about those people who have been disasters who don't want to die and are so afraid?
Xie Dongli: "Go, do good deeds, so that you can live a little longer. Every time you do a bad deed, a part of your body will fester with unbearable pain and never heal. If you do all the bad deeds, you will be in pain and suffer every day. Torture, live forever!"
Xu Yu seemed to be stepping on a wire rope now.If you are not careful, you will fall off the cliff.
Xie Dongli was still calm, "It's not you alone, it's those people who belong to your Xu family and have enjoyed your "reward"."
"Am I merciful?"
Xu Yu: "Benevolence, kindness... Thank you, my lord, thank you, my lord..."
Xie Dongli looked at him trembling with cold sweat, waved his hand, and Xu Yu, his servants and the treasures he escorted all disappeared.
After Xie Dongli dealt with this matter, he breathed a sigh of relief.After thinking about it, he didn't want to be an executioner himself, nor did he want to borrow a knife to kill others to be an executioner.
And it's too cheap to kill them.
Just let them be in a constant state of anxiety every day, and every day must either be doing good deeds or on the way to do good deeds, and make more atonements.
It didn't take long for the Xu family to completely decline from a glorious governor's mansion.
Mountains of gold and silver were all sent out for relief.The Xu family originally thought that even if they did good deeds, they could take their time, and with a large amount of wealth, they could not worry about eating and drinking.But soon those who did evil together with Xu Yu found that their bodies began to ache.Only by donating all the ill-gotten wealth of the family can we be more comfortable.
After that, I have to do good deeds every day. Even if I see the road cracked, it is still a good thing to fix it.
After all, if you don't do even one good thing in a day, your body will be like countless needles being pricked, and your internal organs will be throbbing with pain.
In the end, within a year, the Xu family became crazy when they did good deeds.It can't be that kind of "meaningless" good thing. It is effective because the other party really needs help.
Xie Dongli once took a look at Xu Yu, but the others were out of Xie Dongli's observation range.Xu Yu's face was already full of dust and madness, and he was muttering: "Do good deeds, do good deeds..."
He lowered his eyes slightly, indifferent.
In this C-level world, Song Jiu lived for more than 200 years, and so did Xie Dongli.
Song Jiu lived happily in this life.The only thing that is not happy is that Xie Dongli promised himself to make himself comfortable, but he didn't do it.
Of course he can't be blamed.
Because the first time, Xie Dongli said: "I want to taste your taste first, okay?"
Song Jiu thought it's okay, it doesn't matter, it should be comfortable anyway.
Then he was crushed and never recovered.
Hey~~~ It's only half an hour each time, but Xie Dongli can come several times a night.After he was comfortable, Song Jiu lost all strength.
He always felt that Xie Dongli was deliberately bullying him.
However, he could find no evidence.
Because Xie Dongli said: "You are so cute and beautiful, I can't help it, you can't blame me."
That's right... I'm so cute and beautiful, it's so normal for Xie Dongli not to be able to resist!Can't blame him...
Song Jiu suddenly pulled it and said, "Let's go together." Then he pulled out the radish five or six times, Xie Dongli: "..." Xie Dongli hurriedly saved his radish for a happy life in the future.
"No, no, I can do it myself."
Song Jiu let out an oh, and didn't force it.
Just hum, very comfortable.Also very relaxed.
Song Jiu was particularly relaxed during the meteor shower in the starry sky and moonlit night.Xie Dongli's nosebleed almost came out.
Song Jiu felt very comfortable.Then he said, "Xie Dongli, yours has no bones. Is that why it's only half an hour?"
Xie Dongli: "..." Don't ask me, why do elves have penis bones?
Song Jiu said that it took him two hours, it was because he was not good at crafting.Xie Dongli's craftsmanship is proficient, so he can feel comfortable in an hour.He was lying in Xie Dongli's arms like a lazy cat, watching the meteor shower.
want to sleep.
Xie Dongli hugged him.Then he couldn't help but asked Song Jiu, "Xiao Jiu."
"Ok?"
"Can I kiss you?"
Song Jiu blinked her eyelids with long eyelashes, then said with a smile, "Kiss."
He turned his face slightly, revealing his pointed ears. "Xie Dongli, you are so kind. I would like to be with you. If you are always so kind to me, I would like to be with you all the time." So, you can kiss my ear.
This is... a gesture that expresses willingness to mate with you.
Xie Dongli didn't know.So he kissed Song Jiu's cheek.Song Jiu frowned all of a sudden, he looked at Xie Dongli, angry. "I'm so pretty, why don't you want to mate with me?"
Xie Dongli: "...!"
"I-I didn't."
Song Jiu still stared at him, "Then why don't you bite my ear?"
Xie Dongli: "!"
bite!
But how heavy is the bite?
Xie Dongli tentatively bit... licked... Then Song Jiu in his arms became red like a shrimp.
Ah, got it.
Sensitive (hair ~ estrus) parts.
It turned out to be the case.
Just very happy.Song Jiu didn't refuse, Song Jiu agreed.
Xie Dongli has been vegetarian for so long, and finally he can eat meat.so happy.But before she was happy for a long time, Song Jiu didn't want him to make trouble for herself.He said: "I'm going to sleep. Hey~~ Don't kiss me anymore."
Xie Dongli: "..." Asi, I will bear with it.Hold on...
If I don't let you cry and call Dad later, I won't be Xie.
Hum ╭(╯^╰)╮
I haven't got it yet, so I'll treat you as a treasure for the time being.Waiting for Lao Tzu to succeed... um... I still hold it on the tip of my heart as a baby~~~
Song Jiu didn't know that she was lying in the arms of the big bad wolf.
He just felt that when he slept with Xie Dongli, he could sleep soundly and soundly... he was very happy.From the first time he was hugged by Xie Dongli, he felt unprecedentedly at ease.
I don't even know why.
Xie Dongli watched Song Jiu fall asleep soundly, and not long after—"Huh~~~~~ZZzz..." he felt very cute.Kiss, kiss again.Song Jiu covered her face with her hands.did not wake up.
Xie Dongli felt that he was good or bad.
But his wife was worse.
Pull him out to watch the meteor shower and interrupt me to do trouble, and help him do trouble... Finally, I have to hug him to sleep.Am I spoiling you?
Right?
嗐~~
How to do it?Those who are spoiled by themselves can only continue to be spoiled.There is no other way.
This was Song Jiu's first time sleeping next to Xie Dongli at night, and when he woke up the next day, he didn't have temporary amnesia, panic... nothing.He hugged Xie Dongli in Xie Dongli's arms like a lazy cat, and then woke Xie Dongli up.Xie Dongli smiled and stroked his fur.
Song Jiu was sober.
It's sunny outside.
It was time to get up, but Song Jiu said, "Xie Dongli, let's have sex!"
Xie Dongli was confused for a while, but he was still super excited, and he said, "Really?"
Song Jiu said, "Of course it's true."
Xie Dongli looked happy.
Song Jiu pawed him and said, "I heard from the elders that it will hurt a little at first, so bear with it!"
Xie Dongli was stunned by lightning.
"No, no, no...not..." He hurriedly stopped Song Jiu from pulling his hand.
Song Jiu looked at him suspiciously: "What's the matter? You need convenience first?"
Xie Dongli: "I want to be on top." I should be your husband, right? ~~
Although...although...that is, it is not impossible to do 0, but...but if you can do 1, you should still do 1~
Song Jiu was confused.
Then in front of Xie Dongli, he explored his own physiological structure.Finally he said: "That's right. You are the same as me. That's fine." He was very straightforward.
Still very happy, "Then can't we all be very comfortable and comfortable?"
Xie Dongli laughed devilishly in his heart: The idea is really beautiful, if you can still be comfortable after I am comfortable, I will do nothing differently.
But he nodded on his face.
"Yes."
So Song Jiu said, "Then I'll come first."
Xie Dongli: "..." He cracked.
"Wait, wait, wait! Xiao Jiu."
"Ok?"
"...Oh, my stomach hurts, hiss~~ I can't do it, I need to go conveniently."
Song Jiu looked at Xie Dongli, who was still fine just now, jumped up, and ran out without putting on his shoes.
Song Jiu looked at the door, and then looked back at the toilet next to her bedroom.
God's confusion appeared on his face...
Just, I don't really want to understand why the stomachache should make it easier for him to look far away.
Could it be... don't you want to be with yourself?
It shouldn't be, I am so beautiful and so cute.
Xie Dongli fled and locked the bedroom door.He patted his chest, flustered, and finally let out a long breath, sighed for a long time, thinking: Xie Dongli, Xie Dongli, you have today.
In fact... In fact, I have analized my daughter-in-law so many times that I can't count them.
Getting anal once is not a big deal.But he prefers to... do 1.
If it is someone else, he will absolutely refuse, don't even think about it, there is no door.
But...if this person is Song Jiu, it's not impossible for him.Just, just love him, love him so much.As long as he wants, as long as he has.But I'm not mentally prepared yet.
Xie Dongli smeared his face, hey~~ My wife suddenly wants to be a husband too, what should I do?So in fact, is the complete "Song Jiu" a 1 or a 0?If it is pure 1, then it will be troublesome, so in the future, won't I... have to do O with tears in my eyes?Oh, my old swan~~!I can not accept.
Xie Dongli's psychological construction took a long time.When he went out, Song Jiu was already sitting at the table in the kitchen having breakfast. The dining table was very original, it was a whole log of oak, with branches of holly on it, dotted with a few big cherries .Song Jiu sat there, almost eating all the cherries for decoration.
When Xie Dongli walked in, Song Jiu glanced at him, "You've been away for too long, I'm hungry. So let's do it next time."
Xie Dongli bowed down.Although he wanted to make trouble, he was still not so open.
Cross-species love is a little bit of a wall.no way.
Xie Dongli smiled on his face, "Okay. I have no problem, I can do it anytime. Do you want to drink toilet water and soak it in honey? Let's go pick some berries and make jam today, shall we?"
Xie Dongli pawed at the kitchen counter and found that the sauce he made was almost finished.He brought a bottle of blueberry jam and opened it in front of Song Jiu. Song Jiu dug it with a spoon and ate it.
"Um~ good."
Xie Dongli opened a can of raspberry jam for himself, which is sweet enough to not make people feel tired.Song Jiu's talent in cooking seems to light up every world, there are only a few differences.
In this world of yours, if you ask him to make a whole meat feast, he may not be able to do it, but he is really good at making jams and the like.
Xie Dongli ate bread and jam at the same time, and he even spread it on the bread.Although Song Jiu didn't eat bread, Xie Dongli stared at it every time he ate bread and jam.
Especially since he had tasted it and was not used to it.
But it didn't delay him to stare at it every time.
Xie Dongli laughed, and he handed over the bread.Song Jiu stuck out her tongue to lick the jam like a kitten, and said with a smile, "It's so sweet~"
Xie Dongli just... wanted to kiss him shamefully.Whether it is bread or jam, it will not be sweet in an instant.
After breakfast, the two went to the mountains to pick a lot of berries.
Every season has berries for every season, but summer has the most and autumn the sweetest.
After picking the berries and cleaning them, put the fruits on the pea leaves and let the sun bask in the moisture on them.After Song Jiu was done, she said, "Xie Dongli, let's go shopping. I want to go out and play."
Of course Xie Dongli would not say no, he wished Song Jiu could pick up the stars if he wanted the stars, and pick the moon if he wanted the moon, he just wanted to go shopping.no problem!
After drinking the potion, he changed his appearance and set off.
The time he and Song Jiu went out happened to be around 2 pm, and the temperature was high.Probably because the continent where they are located is relatively close to the tropics, so it is really sunny and hot.Xie Dongli bought an umbrella. The edges of the umbrella are all lace, which is very fancy, but Song Jiu likes it very much.
Although he said: "The workmanship is not very good. I made it better."
Xie Dongli also deliberately took Song Jiu around the shop where he planted a frost flower, thinking that the punishment would be enough.The magic can be broken.
It's just that he never expected that when he and Song Jiu got there, what he thought was deserted was actually crowded.
It's so hot, but it's so cool inside that people come and go inside.The tea party was very lively.
The business in there is really good.
Xie Dongli: "..."
I feel like I'm an idiot.If the slap failed, I was slapped in the face, and my face hurts.
Song Jiu was surprisingly able to feel Xie Dongli's emotions this time, his free brain circuit was finally right, "Xie Dongli, you punish them, but they are better."
Xie Dongli: "It's not too late to make up for it."
A dozen clusters of frost flowers suddenly appeared on his fingers, and he popped them out.This time, the frost flower was very big, the size of a rice bowl, and it took root.
Immediately, the entire store, where the frost flowers fell, ice whiskers grew densely, and the temperature dropped again and again, and the entire store was frozen.
Everyone fled out in a panic, and if they were a step slower, they would be frozen into ice sculptures.
When he did this, he didn't hide and hide. There was a kind of coming to your door to make your aura, attracting attention.But no one dared to approach him, after all he was a magician.
At present, there are only a handful of people in the entire continent who can provoke him.
Xu Shu accompanied his father Xu Yu here today to see his business.Not long after Xu Yucai came to the capital, he received a letter from Xu Shu when he was in Nan Province, talking about this shop.So today I am free, so I specially came to take a look at Qiqi.
He just said to Xu Shu on his front foot: "As expected of my son, his head is smart. The magician probably wouldn't think of giving pillows to people himself. Hahaha."
As soon as the voice fell, the floor, walls, and windows were all frozen.Everyone ran out in a panic.
A seventh-level magician enshrined by the family of Governor Xu's Mansion flew out on the spot, stayed in the air, and locked his eyes on Xie Dongli.
Where there is a magician, even if you come to seek revenge, you have to weigh it, because it will be regarded as a provocation by the other party.Xie Dongli knew there was a magician in it, but he didn't care.Because of its tyrannical strength, it doesn't care about the rules on the mainland that have not been clearly stipulated but have become common conventions.
The seventh-level magician confronted Xie Dongli.
I don't have a wizard like Xie Dongli in my impression. Wizards are rare. I have seen more or less wizards in the imperial capital. Wizards are extremely powerful, and the most basic operation is to have a photographic memory.
Make sure you haven't seen it.
Then, it is to drink the volume-changing potion.
The seventh-level magician is already the strongest one on the mainland.He was happy not to be afraid of Xie Dongli, but instead burned with anger, "Hua Ya, the seventh-level wizard, report your name." He was enshrined by the Xu family, and now he was provoked by the magician, so he naturally stood up without saying a word.
Xu Yu and Xu Shu all looked at Xie Dongli and Song Jiu.
I was very annoyed.
I don't know what angered the magician.I have never seen it at all, so I provoked a magician's revenge.
The last time Xie Dongli saw Xu Shu, he didn't know that this was the Xu family's property.But Xie Dongli recognized Xu Yu as the scumbag in the task of "Eliminate the scumbag".He showed a sneer of cat and mouse, and said, "Thank you Dongli."
This time it wasn't him who touched Ci, but Ci who came to touch him.Isn't that just right?Xie Dongli was very happy.
Half the street was quiet.
Xie Dongli's figure slowly changed. His long black hair was flying, his nose was straight, his thin lips were cold, his eyes were deep, and his eyebrows flew into his temples.
Xu Yu almost staggered and fell to the ground, and the cold sweat fell like sweat in an instant. "Master Fa, Mage! I don't know where I, my Xu family is not thoughtful? We are willing to make up for your Excellency."
Who doesn't know Xie Dongli's name?
One of the top powerhouses in the continent.
Just standing there is like an insurmountable moat.
Xie Dongli ignored Xu Yu and looked at the magician Hua Ya. Hua Ya's face was already pale, and he fell to the ground, as if he would faint in the next moment.
Not to mention kicking to the iron plate, there is still a life crisis.
"Do you want to fight with me? I give you the qualification to fight with me."
Hua Ya wished he could die in place.He bit his lip so hard that blood came out.He took his wand, stepped forward, and bowed.Immediately, he looked at death as if at home and said, "Please enlighten me, Your Excellency."
Xie Dongli's eyes were still bright.
Pretty good!Much more gutsy than most wizards.Some wizards kicked the iron plate, basically keeping all their property and property, praying for the other party to bypass their own life.
Even willing to be each other's "disciple".
But this person is willing to leapfrog the challenge.
The other party is at the seventh level.Xie Dongli is above the ninth level.
Hua Ya recited a curse.
Xie Dongli stood slowly and unmoved.Finally, after Hua Ya finished chanting the mantra, the huge fire dragon rushed towards Xie Dongli, carrying the power to destroy the world.It is not difficult for a seventh-level wizard to destroy a city, just with a wave of his hand.
But Xie Dongli didn't move.A barrier rose on the spot, and the fire dragon rushed over. The dragon's head disappeared, its body disappeared, and its tail disappeared.That's all gone.
Xie Dongli smiled slightly: "It's my turn."
Hua Ya was on the verge of falling.
Xie Dongli tapped his finger lightly, pop!It's like the sound of bubbles exploding (exploding).A living person was instantly transformed into a green bouncing ball by the transfiguration technique.Can vaguely see each other's appearance.
Xie Dongli said with a smile: "The price of offending me is to maintain this appearance for a day. Get lost!"
Hua Ya immediately rolled away.What are you doing here if you get your life back?
It is hard for everyone to imagine that a ball can run so fast.It was an eye opener today.
Xie Dongli finally set his eyes on Xu Yu, he was quite easy to talk, and his expression was not superior.But there was no smile on his face anymore, it was shallow and his eyes were a little cold.
He said: "A few months ago, I went to the store to buy things and was blocked from entering."
"Then, someone came from your family and pushed my wife and me hard, you know? Pushed me away hard."
"So... I'm really angry."
"Originally it was just a small punishment, but you still want to make money by using the location. It's amazing. I was very unhappy to see it. I didn't see that your business was bleak but booming. I was very upset."
"Understand?"
Xu Yu and Xu Shu looked at each other.
Xu Yu was sweating like a waterfall, and hurriedly confessed his crime. "It's our fault for offending Mr. Mage. We are willing to do our best to compensate you. I just ask you to hold your hand high."
Song Jiu watched the whole show.
Xie Dongli said with a cold expression, "No need."
After speaking, he took Song Jiu and left.Just like that, he disappeared before everyone's eyes, and when he reappeared, he had changed his appearance, happily shopping with Song Jiu.
His words of "no need" are nothing more than a collapse of the sky for the Xu family.
Those high-ranking officials and aristocrats who supported Xu's shop just now looked at the people of Xu's family reservedly and secretly, with sympathy and pity in their eyes...
There was once a big family that offended the wizard, and then...then that big family gradually declined.In the end, the traces can only be found in the dead families of the empire.
And there are many such examples.
Some of them didn't even know how they offended the wizards, but... the Xu family knew.Therefore, the eyes of other people looking at them still have a look - do you understand the death?
The crowd dispersed.
In a blink of an eye, the news that the Xu family had offended Xie Dongli quickly spread, and the rich man who was originally sought after by the nobles in the imperial capital suddenly became deserted and no one cared about him.
Even His Majesty knew about it.As a result, this His Majesty, who has always been annoyed by the God (Ting) and the Wizards Guild, yearned for the supremacy of the imperial power, could only suppress his anger and say: "It seems that my Lord Governor of the Southern Province is about to re-elect."
The red-clothed attendant beside him stood there like a sculpture and didn't hear anything.
It seems that since Xie Dongli said "no need", the glory of the Xu family began to decline.
First of all, no one cares about all the shops anymore, and the family has a huge financial problem.
The second is the criticism of (political) enemies, who smell fishy like a group of hyenas.Wanting to tear flesh and blood from this giant of the Xu family.
Xu Yu had no choice but a catastrophe.Maybe one day I will (violently) die.The wizard's methods are extremely treacherous, and no one knows whether he will die unexpectedly next time.
Xu Yu was not reconciled to the decline of such a brilliant family.
He was terrified all day long, and finally made up his mind to find Xie Dongli.Offer him [-]% of his family's wealth, and only hope that Xie Dongli can hold his hands high.
Xie Dongli met him.At that time, Song Jiu was swinging, and he was not interested in Xie Dongli and the Xu family's affairs at all. What he was interested in were flowers, plants and trees, butterflies and dragonflies, and the little rabbit that sneaked over to rub him...
Xie Dongli looked at the densely packed pearl treasures, and at Xu Yu who came to make amends.
Xu Yu was dripping with cold sweat, he saw him, he knelt down and begged, but he still didn't know what the other party wanted.Maybe it will become a flower fertilizer today.
After Xie Dongli scared people enough, he said, "For the sake of your sincerity, I will..."
What is life from a desperate situation?This is!
This is life from a desperate situation!
Xu Yu was so excited that his sweaty cheeks couldn't help shaking.
Xie Dongli: "I'll just put a curse on your family."
Xu Yu: "..."
Instant heaven and hell!
Frozen bone marrow in an instant!
"Master Dharma! We really didn't do it on purpose, please, please. Please..."
Xie Dongli thought to himself: It turns out that wicked people are also afraid of death.
But why don't you think about those people who have been disasters who don't want to die and are so afraid?
Xie Dongli: "Go, do good deeds, so that you can live a little longer. Every time you do a bad deed, a part of your body will fester with unbearable pain and never heal. If you do all the bad deeds, you will be in pain and suffer every day. Torture, live forever!"
Xu Yu seemed to be stepping on a wire rope now.If you are not careful, you will fall off the cliff.
Xie Dongli was still calm, "It's not you alone, it's those people who belong to your Xu family and have enjoyed your "reward"."
"Am I merciful?"
Xu Yu: "Benevolence, kindness... Thank you, my lord, thank you, my lord..."
Xie Dongli looked at him trembling with cold sweat, waved his hand, and Xu Yu, his servants and the treasures he escorted all disappeared.
After Xie Dongli dealt with this matter, he breathed a sigh of relief.After thinking about it, he didn't want to be an executioner himself, nor did he want to borrow a knife to kill others to be an executioner.
And it's too cheap to kill them.
Just let them be in a constant state of anxiety every day, and every day must either be doing good deeds or on the way to do good deeds, and make more atonements.
It didn't take long for the Xu family to completely decline from a glorious governor's mansion.
Mountains of gold and silver were all sent out for relief.The Xu family originally thought that even if they did good deeds, they could take their time, and with a large amount of wealth, they could not worry about eating and drinking.But soon those who did evil together with Xu Yu found that their bodies began to ache.Only by donating all the ill-gotten wealth of the family can we be more comfortable.
After that, I have to do good deeds every day. Even if I see the road cracked, it is still a good thing to fix it.
After all, if you don't do even one good thing in a day, your body will be like countless needles being pricked, and your internal organs will be throbbing with pain.
In the end, within a year, the Xu family became crazy when they did good deeds.It can't be that kind of "meaningless" good thing. It is effective because the other party really needs help.
Xie Dongli once took a look at Xu Yu, but the others were out of Xie Dongli's observation range.Xu Yu's face was already full of dust and madness, and he was muttering: "Do good deeds, do good deeds..."
He lowered his eyes slightly, indifferent.
In this C-level world, Song Jiu lived for more than 200 years, and so did Xie Dongli.
Song Jiu lived happily in this life.The only thing that is not happy is that Xie Dongli promised himself to make himself comfortable, but he didn't do it.
Of course he can't be blamed.
Because the first time, Xie Dongli said: "I want to taste your taste first, okay?"
Song Jiu thought it's okay, it doesn't matter, it should be comfortable anyway.
Then he was crushed and never recovered.
Hey~~~ It's only half an hour each time, but Xie Dongli can come several times a night.After he was comfortable, Song Jiu lost all strength.
He always felt that Xie Dongli was deliberately bullying him.
However, he could find no evidence.
Because Xie Dongli said: "You are so cute and beautiful, I can't help it, you can't blame me."
That's right... I'm so cute and beautiful, it's so normal for Xie Dongli not to be able to resist!Can't blame him...
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