I haven't been a scumbag for many years

"Come on, let's applaud and invite our protagonist Xie Dongli Xiaocaiji and the protagonist Song Jiu, as well as our background board, the old color P flower flower children's shoes, to come to the live broadcast of Lujiang Caotou as guests. The show is new, the first This is the first time I meet the audience, everyone, I am Jill Taida, the host of this show."

Sparse, sparse applause.

Jilteda: "Come on. The three of you will introduce yourself first, please be more specific."

Xie Dongli looked at Song Jiu, and Song Jiu looked at Xie Dongli.

old flower:"……"

Xie Dongli: "Then I will come first. Ahem, hello everyone, my name is Xie Dongli, I am 1.9 meters tall and 23 meters long."

audience:? ?

What?

What 23?

Song Jiu: "emmm... Hello everyone, I'm Song Jiu."

Presbyopia: "Everyone—"

Jilteda: "Very well, the self-introduction is over, let's sit down and talk."

old flower:"……"

Jill Teda: "Now let's make a long story short and officially enter the program. Let me ask you to answer—"

"The first question: how do you feel about each other when you meet for the first time?"

Song Jiu's lower eyelids twitched twice, "It's over."

Jilteda: "Did you fall in at the first glance?"

Song Jiu: "No, I paid for it."

Xie Dongli smirked and tried to get away with it.

Jilteda mic aligns.

Xie Dongli: "Ha, ha, what a cripple..." His voice gradually became low and inaudible.

Song Jiu pursed her lips and scraped her eyes.

Jill Teda: "Okay, it seems that our husband and wife each left a deep psychological shadow on each other when they met for the first time. Next question."

"Excuse me, when the two sides met for the first time, how did they feel about each other?"

Xie Dongli puffed up his chest, flattered, "It's so red."

Song Jiu blushed slightly, shyly said, "Long."

Jill Taida pointed the microphone at Song Jiu, "Is there any more? The audience knows this, 23."

Song Jiu's face turned even redder, and Chaoji shyly said, "Rough."

Gilteda: "Is it a color? Describe it in detail."

Song Jiu couldn't help but blushed and lowered her head: "Light color."

Audience: "Oh~~~"

I get it.

Jilteda: "Okay. What's the origin of instant noodles?"

Song Jiu looked at Xie Dongli.

Xie Dongli blushed, "Eating too much instant noodles is not good for your health. If I eat more, he will eat less."

Jilteda: "Nothing else?"

Xie Dongli shook his head.

"Is there really nothing else? Didn't you also like instant noodles?"

"Really not. I don't like instant noodles."

Lao Hua raised her hand: "Me, me, me! I like instant noodles!"

Jilteda squinted: "I didn't ask you, shut up!"

Laohua: "..." The official bullshit dare not provoke~

Jilteda: "It's not that you want to bully him?"

Xie Dongli: "Really not."

"Okay then." The microphone yelled at Song Jiu: "What do you think about this matter?"

Song Jiu thought for a while, "Now we each eat a bowl. I don't have any ideas, I just feel that we have enough now."

Xie Dongli: "When I go back, I will go to the mall to buy more than 20 flavors. Let's eat."

Song Jiu smiled shyly.

Gilteda: "Come on, continue with the death proposition."

Everyone: "..." Suspected that this is the official to find fault.

Jilteda: "May I ask what you hate about each other the most?"

Song Jiu: "What do you hate the most?"

Xie Dongli was nervous.

Song Jiu: "Does being too affectionate count?"

Jill turned into the microphone: "Does Xie Dongli's being too affectionate make you feel bored and unbearable?"

Song Jiu: "His affectionateness makes me so sweet every day. I hope I can go to the ground. Of course, it's okay to get used to it."

Jill: "...is it Versailles?"

Song Jiu: "What is Versailles?"

The microphone thanked Dong Li, "Please answer seriously."

Xie Dongli: "It's too tight, it hurts. It takes a long time for foreplay."

At the live broadcast, the audience: ah ah ah ah

Jill Teda:! !

Give up the death proposition, after all, this couple is more than a Versailles.

"What do you like most about each other?"

Song Jiu: "Gentle."

Xie Dongli: "Call me Dad."

"Which world do you like the most?"

Song Jiu: "A soft kiss."

Xie Dongli: "Professor."

"The most unbearable partner's bad habit?"

Song Jiu: "Guilt."

Xie Dongli: "Wear a t."

"Which world do you think the other party is the cutest?"

Song Jiu: "I'm sorry, he's very jealous. He wants it so much, but he still holds back. I said he wants to do it by himself, but he doesn't want to~~"

Xie Dongli: "Every world."

Jilteda: "Be sure to pick one!"

Xie Dongli: "I can't pick it out, every world is cute."

Song Jiu was shy.

"The most sorry thing you've ever done to someone?"

Song Jiu: "emmm...every world can't recognize him, I think I made him sad."

Xie Dongli: "My wife~~"

Audience: Aww~

Jilteda: "What about you?"

Xie Dongli: "Then...don't wear a t-shirt."

"Which aspect of the other party makes you uncontrollably attracted to the other party?"

Song Jiu: "Dong Li's persistence, I think very few people can do what he does. Many more experienced taskers than him may not be able to persevere. His persistence touched me very much. I am also very grateful to him. I wouldn’t be who I am today without him.”

Xie Dongli: "Eyes. Eyes are the windows of the soul. I have never seen such clean eyes. Of course, the most important thing is that they are full of me. Hahaha!"

"What does the other party's feet smell like?"

Song Jiu: "I haven't gnawed or smelled it, it should be smelly. My feet stink."

Xie Dongli: "It's tasteless, tender and soft. The arch of the foot is so beautiful."

"Where is your favorite place to kiss someone?"

Song Jiu: "Cheek."

Xie Dongli: "The place with the most meat, of course, I prefer to bite."

"What's your favorite way to be intimate with each other?"

Song Jiu: "Up and down."

Xie Dongli: "Stand."

"The most 'intimate' title I've ever called when I was intimate."

Song Jiu: "Uncle."

Xie Dongli: "Brother."

"What is the biggest contradiction in married life?"

Song Jiu: "Seven times a night. I'm reinstated. I'm in charge of a bunch of bosses. I'm actually a little stressed."

Xie Dongli: "White bear. If time can be restarted, I will definitely not bring it back."

"After knowing the other party's true identity, how do you feel?"

Song Jiu: "I don't think so."

Xie Dongli: "Tough guys actually have the hope of eating soft food."

"Has there ever been a strong B scene in the small world? What do you think of the other party?"

Song Jiu: "Yes. I feel relieved."

Xie Dongli: "Yes. I am very sorry and feel sorry for him."

Jill Taida looked at the old flower on the background board.

Presbyopia is looking at the checkered sofa and counting the grids.

"May I ask what you think of Chuiqing?"

Presbyopia was pleasantly surprised, did you finally ask me?

Presbyopia is positive: "I don't think the love is intense enough, I think it can be a little more crazy and twisted, what about a small black house, a whip candle, a red rope, BT—"

Jilteda: "Okay, thanks for speaking."

Presbyopia: I haven't finished yet.

"What is the most aggrieved thing in the small world?"

Song Jiu: "Every time I say no, he always says I lied to him, and even if he says no, he wants it."

Xie Dongli: "Is it the most wronged? The most wronged thing should be the vacancy period. It is so wronged and difficult to stay alone in the empty room."

"Which world impresses the other most? Why?"

Song Jiu: "A soft kiss. I've never seen him so sad."

Xie Dongli: "Sugar stain. He is very desperate, like a bloody hedgehog whose thorns have been pulled out. Hedgehogs are used by everyone to describe people as difficult to get along with, but in fact hedgehogs are very gentle creatures."

"Who cooks more during the process of getting to know each other?"

Song Jiu: "Me."

Xie Dongli: "Xiao Jiu."

"Who does the dishes more?"

Song Jiu: "Me."

Xie Dongli: "Xiao Jiu."

"Who cooks and washes more dishes after marriage?"

Song Jiu: "Don't wash the dishes, just eat instant noodles."

Xie Dongli: "Yes. Of course, there is also soul nourishing liquid."

"What is the saddest thing in the small world?"

Song Jiu: "No money."

Xie Dongli: "I can't have fun. The most absurd thing is five times a night. Basically only twice a night."

"If you had the chance to do it all over again, would you still choose to meet each other?"

Song Jiu: "emmm...who doesn't want to live? Look at Dongli himself. Finding my soul movie is very difficult and bitter. I am very grateful that he came to find me and save me. I never felt that meeting him was a big deal. Bad thing, instead, I think I'm lucky."

Xie Dongli held Song Jiu's hand: "Yes, I will come to you even if there is a knife in the sky."

"Has there been any disharmony in the couple's life?"

Song Jiu: "No."

Xie Dongli: "No."

"What do you expect from the future?"

Song Jiu: "I hope Xie Dongli can join my team. Although he hasn't comprehended a rule yet, I believe he can succeed."

Xie Dongli: "I hope Bai Xiongxiong will not rob Xiaojiu from me."

"What's the one thing you want to say to each other the most?"

Song Jiu: "Restraint can't be eaten."

Xie Dongli: "Can you move yourself a few more times..."

"Do you have any little habits when you sleep at night?"

Song Jiu: "Pillow his arm."

Xie Dongli: "I want to kiss Xiaojiu on the forehead and say good night."

"In the small world, what did the other party do that made you happiest?"

Song Jiu: "Hold me, carry me, and accompany me. No matter the adversity or adversity."

Xie Dongli: "Xiao Jiu likes me."

"Are you going to do missions together in the future?"

Song Jiu: "See if he needs it."

Xie Dongli: "See if he has time."

"If you do missions together, what world would you like to go to?"

Song Jiu: "In ancient times, I didn't experience the ancient world with Xie Dongli."

Xie Dongli: "Xiao Jiu can go to any world she wants, as long as I'm with him, it's fine."

Jilteda: "Old Hua, what is your explanation for this matter?"

Presbyopia felt guilty: "No, there is nothing to explain."

Audience: Fuck your uncle's speech is the same as putting P, who promised to open an ancient text?

Presbyopia: "Next time, I will definitely, I will definitely..."

"May I ask what you two think of Laohua?"

Song Jiu: "What a scary stepmother!~"

Xie Dongli looked coldly: "Hmph!~"

Presbyopia burst into tears, chirping~~~

"Is there anything you want to say to Lao Hua?"

Song Jiu: "Goodbye."

Xie Dongli: "Hehe."

"Old Hua, do you have anything to say to them?"

Old Hua: "Zai Zai, I..."

Two people: "Tch!" Don't listen to Wang Ba's chanting.

"Is there anything you want to say to the other party?"

Song Jiu: "Dongli, I love you."

Xie Dongli: "Xiao Jiu, I love you too."

The author has something to say: Jill Teda pissed off the microphone and pissed off the presbyopic face. "Excuse me, is it true that you want to double-open?"

Presbyopia: "This, this, I don't know either~ It depends on the situation."

"Then if it's double edition, which two will be opened in advance?"

Laohua: "I dismantled the CP in the ancient text (quick time travel)" and "Ke Jiner is a demon queen, I will send myself to the crematorium"."

"Is the sweet text not cruel?"

"Sweet...sweet...absolutely sweet!!"

Audience: Huh! ~~~

Believe me, you bastard, you're an old pervert who doesn't keep promises!Full of nonsense!

"Is there anything you want to say to the readers?"

"Let's get the pre-received article started!! Let's go!!"

"Any more?"

"Hey, please take care of me."

Audience: tui!

Jill Teda: "I have been writing either "Quick Travel" or "Spiritual". Do you want to write articles on other themes?" From an official inquiry.

Presbyopia said seriously: "I won't think about it for the time being. Fast travel is my celestial horse, and supernatural powers are my unconstrained style. Unconstrained imagination constitutes my world of friendship with my lovely readers."

Jill Teda: "Are you sure it's not sweetness, it's your hypocritical face, abuse is your true face, and the more rough and twists and turns are your sinister intentions?"

Laohua: "No! Absolutely not! I swear~"

Audience: Bah!Bah bah bah!

Jilteda: "Do the audience have anything to say?"

Audience: Let's go... Unscrupulous authors...

The old flower shouted:

babies, cubs

Thank you for accompanying Huahua to spend another colorful world together.

Lao Hua is very grateful to everyone, really thank you.

I hope that the cubs who are happy to watch will always be happy.I hope that those who are not happy to read can also find their favorite books.

I love you, little cuties of presbyopia~~

Everyone remember to poke the column and bookmark it.Then you can take the presbyopia home ruarua hair~~

"I disassembled the CP in the ancient text (quick time travel)" "Ke Jiner will be a demon queen and I will send myself to the crematorium" See you~~ I love you, refills!

Audience: I want to eat it... let's go...