I haven't been a scumbag for many years
Chapter 186 The temperature on the fingertips 5
Song Jiu believed it when he heard Xie Dongli's bragging, and he stared at Xie Dongli eagerly.
"Master Dongli, look at me! Look at me!"
Xie Dongli raised his eyebrows one after another, looked at him, puzzled, "What are you doing?"
Song Jiu: "Master Dongli, didn't you say that your greatest strength is to turn decay into miracles? Look at my piece of rotten wood, can miracles happen?"
"I want to make money, make a lot of money, and then buy a large flat in the imperial capital. Hey, my lord, can you teach me how to make money?"
After hearing this, Xie Dongli looked at Song Jiu, who was like a little money fan, and thought: How many surprises (shocks) can you bring me?
With such a powerful patron saint here, you actually think about vulgar things like money.
Can't you think that your empire is threatened by the devil's abyss all the time?
Don't you want to make contributions and become a generation of heroes?
Don't you want to be the strongest under the stars?
you don't want to...
Well, seeing that there are money symbols in Song Jiu's eyes, he fell silent.
He smiled, and said softly to Song Jiu, "Want to make money?"
Song Jiu nodded like pounding garlic.
Xie Dongli suddenly smiled and became sullen: "Golden belt for murder and arson, let's go and rob. My invisibility ability and ability to hide traces are very good. In this way, I will kill everyone in the Fu family tonight, and then you pretend to be The only survivor, so that we can take over all the inheritance of the Fu family in a logical way. How about it?"
Song Dumbfounded Jiu: "..."
He looked at Xie Dongli, who was clean, with divine radiance flowing all over his body, and the scent of spring flowers on his body.
This is a god, this is indeed a god.
Not a dark devil.
But how could he say such a thing?
Song Jiu became depressed, "My lord, such words are too rebellious."
Xie Dongli: "Then how dare you say so rebelliously that you want me to teach you how to make money?"
Song Jiu: "??"
"My lord, are you saying that you have no way to make money, or that my wish to make money is wishful thinking?"
"you said?"
Song Jiu almost cried out with a wow.Could it be that he is destined to be only a poor ghost in his life?Never able to buy a suite in the imperial capital?
Song Jiu was depressed for a while, and when Xie Dongli swept him secretly, he couldn't help being elated.Good guy, with such low ambitions, I have the nerve to cry.
See how the Fu family raised you, positioned themselves as a servant, and crucified you.
No great ambitions at all.
The biggest ambition is to own a large flat in the imperial capital.
After Xie Dongli finished his Chinese food, Song Jiu was still depressed. He packed up the bento box and put it in his schoolbag, and put away the blanket.
Carrying his big schoolbag on his back, Xie Dongli walked out of school with him.
After such a few minutes' journey, Song Jiu's mood brightened again, and suddenly, his expression changed.
Xie Dongli found a big spotted civet cat coming in front of him, with a dandelion elf sitting on its head.
It walks proudly, as if it is the most beautiful in the world!
Then Xie Dongli found that Song Jiu was even more arrogant than it.
The spotted civet cat saw Xie Dongli.
Then look at Song Jiu again.
Originally, he walked proudly and slowly in a straight line, but suddenly he ran away quickly with a flick of his buttocks.
Song Jiu: Humph!
I also have a Patronus!
Never be despised by a cat again!
Xie Dongli: "..."
Xie Dongli suddenly realized that he had underestimated Song Jiu's ambition.Wanting to become a rich man and buy a house in the imperial capital is definitely his greatest ambition.
A kid who shows off his patron saint to Mao Mao, do you think he will become a man with ambitions for the world?
Is that possible?
It's all because of Song Jiu's energetic performance in front of the teacher just now, making him look like a soldier.
Emmm...
In fact, it is not difficult to understand, Song Jiu is just a very ordinary Song Jiu.
He can be a common man who lives and works in peace and contentment in a carefree environment, and he doesn't feel greedy because of a powerful patron saint like Xie Dongli.
He can also transform into a qualified soldier in the plot, and use his flesh and blood to fight against the devil.
The more ordinary the greater.
Xie Dongli likes such an ordinary Song Jiu.Such a lovely person, no wonder so many powerful gods fought to become his patron saint.
He deserves it!
Song Jiu was going to the restaurant "Another Bowl of Rice", which was a bit far away. He touched the two imperial coins in his trouser pocket, but he was reluctant.So go on foot.
Xie Dongli walked beside him for about half an hour, and there were still two hours to go.
Xie Dongli shrunk and fell on his shoulder, drowsy.
Song Jiu chirped: "Master Dongli, why don't you walk with me?"
Xie Dongli: It's a beautiful idea. At school, everyone's patron saint is a reduced version, so you want me to shrink too.Outside the school, when the real body of the patron saint is everywhere, you want me to walk with you again.no!I can't be so condescending to you.
Song Jiu: "My lord, lying down and sitting all day long is not good for your health, you should exercise more. You can walk with me!"
Xie Dongli: "I'm going to sleep."
Song Jiu: "Oh."
After a while: "Master Dongli, are you asleep?"
Xie Dongli: "Sleep."
Song Jiu narrowed her eyes and smiled happily: "Master Dongli is not asleep, and if he is asleep, he won't talk with me."
The leaves of a camphor tree swirled and fell, falling before autumn.
It happened to fall on Xie Dongli's body, and Xie Dongli's drowsiness really came.He covered his upper body with leaves and gradually fell asleep.
Song Jiu didn't speak anymore.He walked steadily and smiled.
His Patronus, now sleeping on his shoulders.
It turns out that being accompanied is a very happy thing.
Although I always wanted the patron saint to protect me, but when the patron saint really came to my side, I realized that it was to accompany and protect each other.
He wants to make money to buy food, food, and drink for his gods...but his gods haven't used their abilities yet.
I don't know what exactly his gods know?
But this is not important, because he is already very satisfied with being accompanied.At the beginning, I thought that even if it was a weak dandelion elf god, he would love him very much.Now it is Master Dongli, he will love him very much.
No more, no less.
Xie Dongli's hair is too long, and it will always be like blue silk in the water, it will not be messed up or knotted.Dark and shaking, densely packed.
The wind blows into Song Jiu's neck.
Song Jiu endured the itch, tilted her head slightly and sniffed Xie Dongli.
Ha, his god, it smells really good~
Xie Dongli slept until dark.
Song Jiu had already cleaned up the tables and floors in the "One More Bowl of Rice" restaurant, and was about to close.
The boss is a fat man, he smiled kindly and gave Song Jiu an envelope.
It contained Song Jiu's labor salary for half an afternoon and one night today.
When Song Jiu touched the envelope, she hurriedly returned it, "Boss, you must have given too much."
The fat boss laughed and waved his hands.
"Not much, it's a meeting ceremony."
"Congratulations Song Jiu, you have such a powerful guardian of the gods. You will become a very remarkable person in the future."
Song Jiu shyly thanked her.
When Song Jiu walked out of the restaurant, the leaves on Xie Dongli's body whirled and flew away, and landed on a small black beetle that was about to go to sleep. The tentacles of the small beetle moved slightly.
Xie Dongli flew from Song Jiu's shoulders to the ground, and instantly grew taller.
Song Jiu looked at Xie Dongli, happily, and took out a stack of money from the envelope.
"Master Dongli, there are a hundred here. I will deliver food tomorrow, and I can go to Qingcao to buy beef jerky for you tomorrow night."
Xie Dongli just hummed lightly.With his hands clasped in his sleeves, he walked slowly.At this time, the wind was a bit strong, and the hem of the clothes, which had always been windless and automatic, was more rippling with the wind.Song Jiu could smell the fragrance of flowers on his body.
He walked beside him, and couldn't help but want to pull Xie Dongli's sleeve.
But want to flirt but dare not reach out to touch.
It's been about five or six minutes.
one is waiting for him to pull up his sleeve
One is suppressing the desire to pull sleeves
At this time, Xie Dongli walked forward without changing his expression, but his sleeves fluttering downwards suddenly fluttered upwards.
The sleeve hit Song Jiu's hand.
Song Jiu smiled for a moment, then subconsciously grabbed the sleeve.
Follow Xie Dongli happily.
Xie Dongli raised the corners of his mouth high.
"Little ghost, you are really annoying, can you stop tugging at my sleeve?"
"I'm sorry my lord, I didn't mean to."
One does not take away, one does not let go.
"You're so sticky~ Can you stop coming over me? You're going to step on the hem of my clothes."
"Oh, I'm sorry, my lord. Your hair is so beautiful, can I touch it? My lord, you smell so good!"
One does not push away, and the other continues to stick.
"My lord, why do you smell like flowers? Are you a god born in spring?"
"My lord, do other gods have the same fragrance as you? I dare not smell it, it offends them. But my lord, can I smell you?"
"My lord..."
They passed the grass hut.
Song Jiu, who was stupid enough to ascend to heaven, suddenly became agitated.
"My lord! We can go buy beef jerky!"
Xie Dongli, who was fooled by Song Jiu: "Isn't it that you don't have that much money?"
Song Jiu: "You can buy half a catty!"
Xie Dongli:!
555:"……"
It asked to go back and bring a vegetable chicken. It is estimated that the vegetable chicken has a high IQ by Xie Dongli.
Following such a host is completely without any future.
The jerky sold in the Green Grass Hut is famous throughout the empire, and there are many chain stores.The dried tofu inside is also delicious, as well as Yanjin fruit.Their caramelized walnuts and melon seeds in various flavors are bestsellers.
Good quality
Good taste
The decoration of the store is also very nice.
There are so many snacks piled up on the shelves.
Song Jiu wished she could turn into a hamster and hide these snacks.
However, he has no money.
He bought half a catty of beef jerky for Xie Dongli.
Tear open the packaging bag, Xie Dongli put one in his mouth and chewed slowly.
Song Jiu swallowed, "My lord, is it delicious?"
Xie Dongli: "You don't know how to taste it yourself?"
Song Jiu continued to swallow her saliva: "Not much, if I eat it, adults will not eat it."
Xie Dongli was quite moved.
"My lord, is it delicious?"
"Ah."
Song Jiu swallowed, "So, if you want to eat beef jerky every day, teach me to make money! If you teach me to make money, then the two of us can eat beef jerky every day!"
I was moved for less than a second. Xie Dongli: "..."
"Master Dongli, look at me! Look at me!"
Xie Dongli raised his eyebrows one after another, looked at him, puzzled, "What are you doing?"
Song Jiu: "Master Dongli, didn't you say that your greatest strength is to turn decay into miracles? Look at my piece of rotten wood, can miracles happen?"
"I want to make money, make a lot of money, and then buy a large flat in the imperial capital. Hey, my lord, can you teach me how to make money?"
After hearing this, Xie Dongli looked at Song Jiu, who was like a little money fan, and thought: How many surprises (shocks) can you bring me?
With such a powerful patron saint here, you actually think about vulgar things like money.
Can't you think that your empire is threatened by the devil's abyss all the time?
Don't you want to make contributions and become a generation of heroes?
Don't you want to be the strongest under the stars?
you don't want to...
Well, seeing that there are money symbols in Song Jiu's eyes, he fell silent.
He smiled, and said softly to Song Jiu, "Want to make money?"
Song Jiu nodded like pounding garlic.
Xie Dongli suddenly smiled and became sullen: "Golden belt for murder and arson, let's go and rob. My invisibility ability and ability to hide traces are very good. In this way, I will kill everyone in the Fu family tonight, and then you pretend to be The only survivor, so that we can take over all the inheritance of the Fu family in a logical way. How about it?"
Song Dumbfounded Jiu: "..."
He looked at Xie Dongli, who was clean, with divine radiance flowing all over his body, and the scent of spring flowers on his body.
This is a god, this is indeed a god.
Not a dark devil.
But how could he say such a thing?
Song Jiu became depressed, "My lord, such words are too rebellious."
Xie Dongli: "Then how dare you say so rebelliously that you want me to teach you how to make money?"
Song Jiu: "??"
"My lord, are you saying that you have no way to make money, or that my wish to make money is wishful thinking?"
"you said?"
Song Jiu almost cried out with a wow.Could it be that he is destined to be only a poor ghost in his life?Never able to buy a suite in the imperial capital?
Song Jiu was depressed for a while, and when Xie Dongli swept him secretly, he couldn't help being elated.Good guy, with such low ambitions, I have the nerve to cry.
See how the Fu family raised you, positioned themselves as a servant, and crucified you.
No great ambitions at all.
The biggest ambition is to own a large flat in the imperial capital.
After Xie Dongli finished his Chinese food, Song Jiu was still depressed. He packed up the bento box and put it in his schoolbag, and put away the blanket.
Carrying his big schoolbag on his back, Xie Dongli walked out of school with him.
After such a few minutes' journey, Song Jiu's mood brightened again, and suddenly, his expression changed.
Xie Dongli found a big spotted civet cat coming in front of him, with a dandelion elf sitting on its head.
It walks proudly, as if it is the most beautiful in the world!
Then Xie Dongli found that Song Jiu was even more arrogant than it.
The spotted civet cat saw Xie Dongli.
Then look at Song Jiu again.
Originally, he walked proudly and slowly in a straight line, but suddenly he ran away quickly with a flick of his buttocks.
Song Jiu: Humph!
I also have a Patronus!
Never be despised by a cat again!
Xie Dongli: "..."
Xie Dongli suddenly realized that he had underestimated Song Jiu's ambition.Wanting to become a rich man and buy a house in the imperial capital is definitely his greatest ambition.
A kid who shows off his patron saint to Mao Mao, do you think he will become a man with ambitions for the world?
Is that possible?
It's all because of Song Jiu's energetic performance in front of the teacher just now, making him look like a soldier.
Emmm...
In fact, it is not difficult to understand, Song Jiu is just a very ordinary Song Jiu.
He can be a common man who lives and works in peace and contentment in a carefree environment, and he doesn't feel greedy because of a powerful patron saint like Xie Dongli.
He can also transform into a qualified soldier in the plot, and use his flesh and blood to fight against the devil.
The more ordinary the greater.
Xie Dongli likes such an ordinary Song Jiu.Such a lovely person, no wonder so many powerful gods fought to become his patron saint.
He deserves it!
Song Jiu was going to the restaurant "Another Bowl of Rice", which was a bit far away. He touched the two imperial coins in his trouser pocket, but he was reluctant.So go on foot.
Xie Dongli walked beside him for about half an hour, and there were still two hours to go.
Xie Dongli shrunk and fell on his shoulder, drowsy.
Song Jiu chirped: "Master Dongli, why don't you walk with me?"
Xie Dongli: It's a beautiful idea. At school, everyone's patron saint is a reduced version, so you want me to shrink too.Outside the school, when the real body of the patron saint is everywhere, you want me to walk with you again.no!I can't be so condescending to you.
Song Jiu: "My lord, lying down and sitting all day long is not good for your health, you should exercise more. You can walk with me!"
Xie Dongli: "I'm going to sleep."
Song Jiu: "Oh."
After a while: "Master Dongli, are you asleep?"
Xie Dongli: "Sleep."
Song Jiu narrowed her eyes and smiled happily: "Master Dongli is not asleep, and if he is asleep, he won't talk with me."
The leaves of a camphor tree swirled and fell, falling before autumn.
It happened to fall on Xie Dongli's body, and Xie Dongli's drowsiness really came.He covered his upper body with leaves and gradually fell asleep.
Song Jiu didn't speak anymore.He walked steadily and smiled.
His Patronus, now sleeping on his shoulders.
It turns out that being accompanied is a very happy thing.
Although I always wanted the patron saint to protect me, but when the patron saint really came to my side, I realized that it was to accompany and protect each other.
He wants to make money to buy food, food, and drink for his gods...but his gods haven't used their abilities yet.
I don't know what exactly his gods know?
But this is not important, because he is already very satisfied with being accompanied.At the beginning, I thought that even if it was a weak dandelion elf god, he would love him very much.Now it is Master Dongli, he will love him very much.
No more, no less.
Xie Dongli's hair is too long, and it will always be like blue silk in the water, it will not be messed up or knotted.Dark and shaking, densely packed.
The wind blows into Song Jiu's neck.
Song Jiu endured the itch, tilted her head slightly and sniffed Xie Dongli.
Ha, his god, it smells really good~
Xie Dongli slept until dark.
Song Jiu had already cleaned up the tables and floors in the "One More Bowl of Rice" restaurant, and was about to close.
The boss is a fat man, he smiled kindly and gave Song Jiu an envelope.
It contained Song Jiu's labor salary for half an afternoon and one night today.
When Song Jiu touched the envelope, she hurriedly returned it, "Boss, you must have given too much."
The fat boss laughed and waved his hands.
"Not much, it's a meeting ceremony."
"Congratulations Song Jiu, you have such a powerful guardian of the gods. You will become a very remarkable person in the future."
Song Jiu shyly thanked her.
When Song Jiu walked out of the restaurant, the leaves on Xie Dongli's body whirled and flew away, and landed on a small black beetle that was about to go to sleep. The tentacles of the small beetle moved slightly.
Xie Dongli flew from Song Jiu's shoulders to the ground, and instantly grew taller.
Song Jiu looked at Xie Dongli, happily, and took out a stack of money from the envelope.
"Master Dongli, there are a hundred here. I will deliver food tomorrow, and I can go to Qingcao to buy beef jerky for you tomorrow night."
Xie Dongli just hummed lightly.With his hands clasped in his sleeves, he walked slowly.At this time, the wind was a bit strong, and the hem of the clothes, which had always been windless and automatic, was more rippling with the wind.Song Jiu could smell the fragrance of flowers on his body.
He walked beside him, and couldn't help but want to pull Xie Dongli's sleeve.
But want to flirt but dare not reach out to touch.
It's been about five or six minutes.
one is waiting for him to pull up his sleeve
One is suppressing the desire to pull sleeves
At this time, Xie Dongli walked forward without changing his expression, but his sleeves fluttering downwards suddenly fluttered upwards.
The sleeve hit Song Jiu's hand.
Song Jiu smiled for a moment, then subconsciously grabbed the sleeve.
Follow Xie Dongli happily.
Xie Dongli raised the corners of his mouth high.
"Little ghost, you are really annoying, can you stop tugging at my sleeve?"
"I'm sorry my lord, I didn't mean to."
One does not take away, one does not let go.
"You're so sticky~ Can you stop coming over me? You're going to step on the hem of my clothes."
"Oh, I'm sorry, my lord. Your hair is so beautiful, can I touch it? My lord, you smell so good!"
One does not push away, and the other continues to stick.
"My lord, why do you smell like flowers? Are you a god born in spring?"
"My lord, do other gods have the same fragrance as you? I dare not smell it, it offends them. But my lord, can I smell you?"
"My lord..."
They passed the grass hut.
Song Jiu, who was stupid enough to ascend to heaven, suddenly became agitated.
"My lord! We can go buy beef jerky!"
Xie Dongli, who was fooled by Song Jiu: "Isn't it that you don't have that much money?"
Song Jiu: "You can buy half a catty!"
Xie Dongli:!
555:"……"
It asked to go back and bring a vegetable chicken. It is estimated that the vegetable chicken has a high IQ by Xie Dongli.
Following such a host is completely without any future.
The jerky sold in the Green Grass Hut is famous throughout the empire, and there are many chain stores.The dried tofu inside is also delicious, as well as Yanjin fruit.Their caramelized walnuts and melon seeds in various flavors are bestsellers.
Good quality
Good taste
The decoration of the store is also very nice.
There are so many snacks piled up on the shelves.
Song Jiu wished she could turn into a hamster and hide these snacks.
However, he has no money.
He bought half a catty of beef jerky for Xie Dongli.
Tear open the packaging bag, Xie Dongli put one in his mouth and chewed slowly.
Song Jiu swallowed, "My lord, is it delicious?"
Xie Dongli: "You don't know how to taste it yourself?"
Song Jiu continued to swallow her saliva: "Not much, if I eat it, adults will not eat it."
Xie Dongli was quite moved.
"My lord, is it delicious?"
"Ah."
Song Jiu swallowed, "So, if you want to eat beef jerky every day, teach me to make money! If you teach me to make money, then the two of us can eat beef jerky every day!"
I was moved for less than a second. Xie Dongli: "..."
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