I haven't been a scumbag for many years

As the saying goes, if you give someone a dollar a day, if you don't give it for a day, the other person will look at you.

But if you slap someone, every day, every day, if you don't slap the other person for a day, you will be grateful to you?

What does this mean?

human nature!

Complicated human nature.

Song Jiu is now the guy who pushes forward.

There was such a meal that he didn't want to wash the dishes, so he packed it, Xie Dongli washed the dishes, it was very good, and he began to think about how to be lazy for the second time.

The housework of washing clothes, cooking, sweeping and mopping the floor is like this.

The hygiene and cleanliness of the shop is like this.

When Xie Dongli taught him the basics of life on the pretext of letting him work, and then taught him to read and read, Song Jiu started to cheat again.

Don't want to learn, don't want to learn.

what abcd?He doesn't want to learn this. When he was a child, it would be a headache to learn that people are inherently good, let alone this kind of knowledge that he has never come into contact with.

For this reason, it is full of tricks, just like a pupil in elementary school.

Everyone else is a teacher, I have to go to the toilet, I have a headache, I have a heatstroke, I have a cold, I am an aunt...

Song Jiu here is: "Boss~ I have a stomachache, I didn't sleep well last night, I..."

Xie Dongli was quite worried at first, but only when he realized that he was pretending, did he suddenly realize that this guy was doing it on purpose.

It is because he has less and less deterrent power, so he indulges himself more and more.

Xie Dongli wanted a little wool whip to whip his PP.Just wait, after these two years, I think you can still be so arrogant.

In this way, one day at a time, one day at a time, Song Jiu finally passed the elementary school level.He has already started to play games on his mobile phone proficiently, and play on the computer to watch handsome little brothers and beautiful young ladies.I had a great time surfing the Internet.

There was even a time when I suddenly entered a website called Lujiang, saw those peerless love novels called Danmei, and couldn't extricate myself for a while.

Giving the living expenses of 200 yuan a week to An Duoduo, he rushed into a newly created account, and his face was flushed when he saw it.

Especially after finding some kind of base secretly, taking the bus, subway, high-speed rail, rocket... Afterwards, he looked at the passers-by outside the glass door of the store, and as long as the appearance met his psychological requirements, his eyes would shine .Start fantasizing about your other half!

Xie Dongli: "..." The child has grown up, and it is difficult to manage it.

200 yuan a month is probably a bit too much, and I decided not to pay him starting next week.A guy in debt doesn't have the slightest sense of self.

(As long as you look at me more, I will not spend less money on you)

When Song Jiu didn't receive the 200 yuan next week, he felt a thump in his heart, so this week he immediately got into trouble.

Super cute kind.

He was beaten to death and didn't want to learn mathematics, and he took the initiative to memorize the ninety-nine multiplication table, and applied to buy junior high school textbooks with Xie Dongli.The look of a prodigal son turning around and being obedient.

Xie Dongli: Oh!I can't cure you yet.

Song Jiu persisted for a week, and got 200 yuan again. This time, not only did he get old, but he also saw the essence from reading the novel, so he decided to practice it.

Xiaogong Xiaoshou's beautiful love all happened outside, and they would definitely meet by chance. They might be rubbed by a car, accidentally splashed in the president's triangle when a waiter, or went to work in a bar and got drugged by mistake and ran into it. In the room of Lao Gong in the future, a wonderful life begins for one night...

(If Xie Dongli knew that he read this kind of novel, he would lock up Song Jiu and never let him dream of finding other men again.)

However, Xie Dongli didn't know, Song Jiu greeted him with a mistake

"Boss, I'm going to buy a cup of milk tea."

Xie Dongli knows that he likes to drink milk tea, so he doesn't restrict him too much in hot weather.

It doesn't matter whether you bring it or not.

He is currently busy making a brush. The master of writing with a brush specially flew to several cities to come here to ask for a brush. He has to work slowly and do fine work for others?

Song Jiu slipped out from under his nose.Song Jiu entered the milk tea shop. This milk tea shop is large in scale, the inside is very clean, and the decoration is particularly warm and bright.The air conditioner is turned on extremely well.

So there are more people inside.

With 200 yuan in his pocket, he picked some small cakes and biscuits that he likes to eat. Ah, he wants to eat two of this chocolate chip ice cream.

Finally bought a cup of milk tea.Take a full plate to a table and sit down.

He began to look around in the store, and the cute pot head made him look younger and cuter.

Finally, at this moment, he saw a man coming in.This man is 1.8 meters long with slender legs. He should be the one who likes fitness. He has a good waist.

Dress well and be well groomed.She looks eight and a half.

Song Jiu took a sip of the iced milk tea, and when the man was about to start paying, he walked up.

"Hello, can I buy you milk tea?"

The man was confused.

Then he glanced at the lovely Song Jiu appreciatively.

So he said, "No need, I can invite you."

Song Jiu's face was shy and his heart was crying. He said, "I've already bought it. Next time."

The man nodded with a smile.

"Then can I sit with you? Enjoy the afternoon?"

Song Jiu nodded happily.

I successfully hooked up with one, it's ok.He is in a beautiful mood, has a sweet smile, and speaks refreshingly and cleanly.

The man suddenly felt like a clean and pure little 0, and wondered if he could go further tonight.

Song Jiu chatted with him.

Talk about hobbies.

Man: "I run a clothing store, what do you do? Are you still in school?"

She looks very young, so she should be underage.

Song Jiu: "I'm a painter."

Man: "Drawing is very good. Drawing requires talent. I can also draw a little bit, but I can play the piano a little more." He boasted about himself, and looked at Song Jiu with anticipation.

Song Jiu nodded, "That's right, drawing requires talent, but playing the piano is mediocre."

man:"……"

Men skip this topic, minors can't talk and don't care about it, if they care about it, they lose.So he said: "I'm actually good at painting, but I need inspiration for painting. I won a third prize and a second prize. I sold a painting for more than 3000 yuan."

Song Jiu: "Is it only three thousand?"

"I can sell a painting for [-] yuan. The cheapest one is [-] yuan."

man:"……"

I'm afraid I won't be able to talk today.

Man: How about me.

Song Jiu: That's not too bad!

The man really wanted to get up and leave, but he couldn't bear to part with Song Jiu, a plump and tender duck with a beak.

But at this moment, Xie Dongli saw that Song Jiu hadn't come back for so long, so he came over.He was a little worried that Song Jiu would conflict with others.

As a result, as soon as he entered the door, he found that Song Jiu was talking happily with a man.

The vinegar jar crackled and shattered all over the floor!

Song Jiu suddenly felt chills on the back of his neck, and before he could turn his head, he pinched the back of his neck with one hand.

"Why did it take so long to buy a milk tea, and we had such a happy chat with this gentleman, why don't we invite this gentleman home for dinner? How about chatting all night?"

man:"!"

Looking at Xie Dongli, who is more than 1.9 meters tall, he was terrified.

What was even more frightening was that he found out that this person was his landlord, so he became even more frightened.

Man: Shit!You have a husband, why do you come out to hook up?Are you going to kill me?

Get up immediately and leave immediately.

Song Jiu's teeth chattered, and she smiled twice, but she didn't smile, and forced a smile, but she was so scared that she was about to cry.

"That, that, Boss, I just want to come out to have fun, I will go back and make sure to clean up the sanitation and make it clean."

The Dafa of coquettishness will soon appear!

Xie Dongli: Is this a matter of hygiene?Comrade Song Jiu, please figure it out.

Straight away packing all the snacks, Song Jiu was holding a cup of cute snow cover milk tea, and was dragged back to the store by Song Jiu.

On the sofa, Song Jiu opened her big round deer eyes flirtatiously.

Xie Dongli: Oh, it doesn't work today.

"Boss~ I was wrong. I won't dare next time, I promise to work hard."

Xie Dongli: "Do you still want to have a next time?" His voice was cold and cruel.Song Jiu was so frightened that his legs trembled.

Xie Dongli: "I'm afraid you have forgotten how much you owe me."

I should send this wolf-hearted bad guy to other stores and accept the oppression of other bosses, so he will know how good I am.

Song Jiu sniffed and pretended to cry, "Boss~ I was wrong, I was really wrong~"

Without sincerity, he took a sip of milk tea.

Xie Dongli's forehead was throbbing with veins.

He wants Song Jiu's PP to be red and full of fingerprints, and wants him to cry and call out to my husband that I was wrong, to see if he dares to hook up with other men.

He is such a handsome man, he even ran out to drink milk tea with others here.

Little heartless!

Xie Dongli said sarcastically, "Don't sleep until you finish reciting [-] words tonight!"

Song Jiu suddenly felt that the milk tea was not fragrant, it was still a bit bitter, and then it became more and more bitter.Ah - he hates English!He doesn't like math!He doesn't like Chinese either!

cry~~

Song Jiu was flustered, holding a dictionary and reciting English words.

I don't even want to eat cute and beautiful, delicious and low-sugar desserts that are still easy to gain weight.

After Xie Dongli finished part of the brushes, seeing Song Jiu there, he felt a moment of pity in his heart, but he quickly suppressed it.

If Song Jiu didn't use thunderous tricks, the ceiling of the house would be blown over by Song Jiu.

However, Song Jiu didn't know Xie Dongli's special feelings for him. He was vaguely aware of Xie Dongli's kindness to him and his protection for him.

Knowing that he would not hurt himself, he couldn't help but become more indulgent.

But after a while, Song Jiu suddenly came into contact with another kind of novels——Traveling novels one day.

Then he realized something belatedly.

In those texts that are intense at the beginning-someone who traversed was found to be a corpse or came from a different place, or his words and deeds were incompatible with them, or he was dressed as a monster with strange clothes.There is only one way to do everything - burn to death!

Song Jiu: Have I been found to be time-traveling?

some!

It was definitely discovered by Xie Dongli.

Otherwise, how could he teach himself those basic common sense?Teach yourself to read and write?

But why didn't he expose himself?

Song Jiu couldn't figure it out.I feel anxious.

In the end, it can be summed up as: Xie Dongli is a good man.

In front of Xie Dongli was a pile of good person cards of his height, looking at Song Jiu who was not enlightened, he was secretly annoyed.But he doesn't care about that much, it's a minor, what's there to worry about.

I was in a hurry and couldn't eat.

In this D-level small world of Lujiang, the rules of heaven do not allow offending minors!

The author has something to say: The new book "I Dismantled CP (Quick Transmute) in the Ancient Essay" can be read step by step.mwah!