I haven't been a scumbag for many years

Xie Dongli was writing in a vest, and wanted to be a dog at first, but the readers' eyes were sharp.

Xie Dongli made a solemn decision - Yue Geng.

There will be an update on the 1st, and an update on the 30th.

really!

Reader 1: Favorites go.

Reader 2: Abandon the book and see you again, and come back when you think about it.

Reader 3: The author of dog b is even more harmful to UI!

……

Reader 10086: Come, come, let each one spit, I will come first.After all, "Favorite Bean Sprouts" was a decent person during his lifetime.

Reader 10087: Let let let let let me have a good time.

Song Jiu: "Your book? Why don't you update it frequently?"

Xie Dongli: "Ah, I've been busy recently." Busy with you.

Song Jiu: "Oh~~"

"Then when will you update?" Xing Xingyan really wanted to see the next one.

Xie Dongli: "No. 1, No. 30."

Song Jiu: "..."

Editor-in-Chief: Heh, you were the one who opened the vest, and you were the one who didn’t make trouble.It's really fireworks now, right?

On the 1st and 30th, the reader comment area was basically full of landmines, plus two words - confession.

In the middle 28 days, the comment area is basically unified-I come to post incense.

After Zhao Mingquan became gay friends with Xie Dongli during this period, Xie Dongli made serial calls every day on the chat software, code words, code words!

Is there a code word?

update yet?

How old is it today?

Zhao Mingquan asked him: How are you?

Xie Dongli: The company is super busy recently, I write intermittently every day, get together [-] words, and then update.

No, every day there are well-saved manuscripts, and when Zhao Mingquan's matter is settled, he will send them all at once without charging money.Let everyone watch to their fullest, and make up for these cute (evil) little angels who offer incense to him every day.

Zhao Mingquan: Thank you so much for being lenient to yourself and stricter to others.Be on time every day like the school bell.

Sometimes when he goes to bed early at night, Xie Dongli will send him unsightly videos to pull him up, and watch movies and TV series online together.

Before waking up the next day, Xie Dongli was bombarded with another phone call, code words!Did you carry the dry goods?

Today, during the break at noon, I have to pick up classics, why don't you get up soon?

Zhao Mingquan fell into dire straits.But the effect is obvious, his writing is getting better gradually, much faster than in the plot when he and Song Jiu are together and supporting each other.

Xie Dongli, the writing tutor, was very happy to tutor the two students.One is in a stormy style, and the other is in a spring breeze style.

Finally, after Zhao Mingquan got two stars in a book, he planned to exchange vests with Xie Dongli.

Zhao Mingquan: "I'm a cheese dog."

Xie Dongli: "I love bean sprouts the most."

Zhao Mingquan clicked on it and looked, hey, this guy is amazing, he has only published dozens of chapters of novels, and he has more than 30 names on the top list, and his collection has reached [-].The mood is extremely delicate for a while.

He thought that the other party was a street rusher just like himself, piercing through the heart of the earth.

But I didn't expect that the other party was just a big boss who didn't work hard at all, as long as he worked hard, he would definitely become a god in a book.

Looking at the number of posts and the interval between these posts, Zhao Mingquan thought to himself: No wonder I need to find a friend to supervise the update.

However, Zhao Mingquan panicked.As a gay friend, he couldn't touch Xie Dongli at all, he could only accept Xie Dongli's endless bombing to torture him.

Zhao Mingquan, who had rushed to the heart of the second star, felt a little bad when he saw Xie Dongli's results.

very sour!

I feel jealous.

But if you are jealous of other people's achievements, other people's achievements cannot be yours.Zhao Mingquan swallowed the soreness in his heart, and then gave Xie Dongli a rainbow fart.

Xie Dongli replied according to Song Jiu's train of thought and tone: How can there be, hey hey~ It's just average, it's all because of the love of the little angels...

Zhao Mingquan was so sour that his face twisted.

Next, Xie Dongli completely followed Song Jiu's silly and heartless way, and cooperated with Zhao Mingquan to have the same plot as in the plot.

Xie Dongli called to dictate the plot outline, climax points, etc. of his book.

Zhao Mingquan analyzed and sorted it out for him, and induced Xie Dongli to send a message to praise him.

Then save the screenshot for future use.

Zhao Mingquan stole some of Xie Dongli's plot settings and plot direction, and incorporated them into his book.With Xie Dongli's deposit, the manuscript was slowly sent to a certain level.

Zhao Mingquan's new book, which went directly from two stars to three stars and hit four stars, is over.

Backlash came.

He was attacked by groups and scolded for plagiarism.

So Zhao Mingquan was exactly the same as in the plot, and continued his tea-scented coquettish operation!

above image above image above

If you didn’t, don’t say that my friend plagiarized, my friend used my settings, I have no objection~

……

Under the comment area of ​​the book written by Xie Dongli wearing a vest, there is a sense of post-war chaos.

Song Jiu didn't know that he didn't enter Lujiang, but he was being a good wife and mother.Yes, he and Xie Dongli lived together.Just moved in last night.

Song Jiu moved to Xie Dongli's villa.

Starting today, Xie Dongli will take on the heavy responsibility of sending his wife to the store every morning, picking her up at night, and delivering meals to her at noon!

Song Jiu made delicious pizza, sandwiches, and creme brulee.

After frying steak and fish steak, I called Xie Dongli and went to the living room for dinner.

Xie Dongli directly blocked all contact information of Zhao Mingquan.

Zhao Mingquan, who was still waiting for Xie Dongli to come to him in a panic to question him, did not wait for Xie Dongli's contact.

He couldn't help but want to have some tea, and planned to call Xie Dongli and say, "Bean sprouts, are you okay?"I really didn't do it on purpose, it's them~~~

However, the phone couldn't get through, and the chat software showed that you were not friends yet.

Zhao Mingquan: "..."

Xie Dongli ate a hearty breakfast, hugged Song Jiu and kissed her.

Song Jiu said: "Today I will continue to write [-] characters, Dong Li, and you have to read it for me then."

Xie Dongli: "No problem, my wife."

Song Jiu narrowed his eyes with a smile.

Sending Song Jiu to work, the two of them chatted about novels, movies, TV series, and writing methods in the car. It was very exciting.Song Jiu didn't even turn on her phone to see how her grades were today.

When I arrived at the store, business was very good today.Probably another Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon.

I remember that I met his family, Dongli, near the Mid-Autumn Festival last year.

Hey hey hey.

No, it should be said that the year before last, when "After Dusk" appeared, the two of them knew each other.

Time flies so fast, it's been three years now.

Song Jiu didn't turn on her phone until it was almost two o'clock in the afternoon, and tapped into Lujiang.Look at my own article, um, more than 100 favorites have been added, happy.

As usual, I went to read Xie Dongli's article. Although every time except for the 1st and 30th, the rest of the time was incense, but Song Jiu couldn't help but want to read his husband's article.

Every time the collection is higher, he is happy for him.

If my husband had written well, he would have become a god long ago.

I have to work hard myself, and then become gods together with my husband.

But when he saw the comment section below, his face suddenly turned pale.

Plagiarism?

How can it be?

Plagiarizing a friend?

how come?

Does the husband have gay friends?

Song Jiu was completely unclear.But how could Dongli plagiarize?Totally impossible.

Song Jiu hurriedly called Xie Dongli, Xie Dongli said lightly: "Maybe I made a mistake, I asked someone to deal with it. It's okay, don't worry."

Song Jiu couldn't help him, so he could only hold back his thoughts.

Don't hold back, roll up your sleeves and leave

no!

certainly not!

impossible!

My old... I will never plagiarize, you are all rumor-mongering dogs!

Netizen: Where did the thigh hair come from?The evidence is solid and you pretend to be blind!

Song Jiu: Nope!You put p, you spread rumors!

Netizen: You just put p!Your cooking is plagiarism!

……

Editor: Why did this happen?The miasma is so ugly.

Brother Liba on the east side: It’s all right.Silly b jumping around.

Editor: You solve it yourself?

Brother Flier on the east side: Yes.

Things got worse and worse.

But it's not as serious as in the plot, after all, Song Jiu reached the top and became a god in two books of the same series at that time.The popularity has become the number one micro-B, firmly occupying the top spot.

Even big star Wang Shan's new album was suppressed.

Xie Dongli's vest is also popular, but not particularly popular.It's okay to be in the circle, but not to go out of the circle.

Now it is the most popular on Lujiang's forum, but not on Weibo.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Xie Dongli changed the copy.

Deny the triple in front of the copy

[I don't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense. 】

Everyone: "..."

Is it a bad joke?

How dare you still be funny!

What the hell is the head growing on the ass?

Six pm.

Technical apes who are keen on skinning.

Just a little confused.

So dazed that he couldn't help himself, he slapped himself.Then the world wakes up.

Just poking around, I found that Xie Dongli's number is a vest.

Hey, what the hell, Plagiarism Dog still has two faces and two numbers!

Looks like he was a habitual offender before.

It is definitely because he was labeled as a plagiarism dog before, but he was taught to be a human being by netizens.So change the number and start over.

See how I pick you out!

Copying a dog for a day, copying a dog for life, no tolerance!Are you ready for the backlash of anger from the masses you duped?

Let you copy other people's hard work, just bad money!

Then, the queen came out.

The triumphant face of the technical ape that was pulled out first slowly began to petrify and stiffen, and finally cracked.

impossible!

How can it be?

Plagiarism?How could it be plagiarism!

What is that?A cheese dog, right?It is definitely a self-directed and self-acted tea talk tea talk.What kind of international joke are you making?Brother Fence on the East side copied you?

funny!

However, not afraid of [-] but just in case?

Oh hehehe~ What does it matter to him?He is only responsible for providing more information to everyone. As for who copied who, isn't that the responsibility of the steamers?

So the technical ape who first picked up Xie Dongli's large size opened a post.

It's an instant hit!

On the forum, it was directly the hottest one, suppressing Zhao Mingquan's post about the tea in the tea.

Immediately afterwards, Liba Ge Vest in the east copied the title of Cheese Hot Dog and airborne the hot search, overwhelming all the hot news.

Xie Dongli looked at the post with a calm expression.

Watch developments.

Zhao Mingquan, who was originally very complacent, was dumbfounded.

An unprecedented sense of panic jumped from the soles of the feet to the cerebral cortex, and exploded violently.

He always thought that Xie Dongli was just a silly white sweet who procrastinated and had no intention of writing. Wei Wei liked to write something.

But what I never expected was that Xie Dongli turned out to be—Brother Liba in the east.

how could be?

how could be!

For a moment, the wind direction suddenly reversed.

Xie Dongli's millions of readers put down the melons in their hands and picked up the keyboard.

impossible.

You are kidding.

My brother will copy you?Why is the face so big?Copy you?Hehe, why don't you say that Mark copied you?Mo Da will copy you too!

With a big face covering the well, my Brother Liba even specially opened a vest to copy you?This is the biggest bad joke I've ever heard in the first and second half of my life.Oh, spit!

It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, I'm not a passerby who is a book fan

What, the Great God doesn't plagiarize?Are there still few great gods who were knocked down before?

Cheese hot dogs have pictures and the truth, your cooking master is amazing?Have the ability to prove it!

Xie Dongli intends to end this farce.

In real life.

post.

【I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense】

As soon as this post came out, it was directly pressed on top of the technical ape's post.

floor

蹲

蹲

蹲

……

Xie Dongli: Steaming himself.

floor

Greatly

Woohoo, live a big life.

Wife...ah, no, it's a boy, brother.

……

Xie Dongli: The proof is in my Weibo.Because the home monitoring is cleared regularly, it took a while to restore it.

not at all!It was only when things fermented to this point that the video that had been prepared long ago was sent out.

Xie Dongli posted an edited video.not long.

Don't you like to organize and analyze?

Come, come, see our phone chat and video chat videos.It can be recorded and monitored~

Zhao Mingquan completely collapsed on the ground.

It's over.

Looking at my own book again, it has been blocked.

The whole network ridiculed.

Suicide.

After winning an absolute victory in an online battle, Song Jiu breathed a sigh of relief.Then his cheeks were flushed, not long ago he had scolded others for dropping Jin Doudou, and his chest heaved up and down with anger.

But now, he smiled like a two hundred and five.

hey hey~~

more and more happy

more and more sweet

In order not to hit him or put pressure on him, his husband specially put on a vest to make progress with him.Hey~~

Husband turned out to be my favorite god

The most popular god in Lujiang is my husband

Hahahaha

The clerks who witnessed their boss posting "goat epilepsy" all afternoon: "..."

In the evening, Xie Dongli came to pick him up.

Song Jiu blushed, and looked at him tenderly with spring water in her eyes. When Xie Dongli pushed the door open, she hugged his waist softly and looked up at Xie Dongli.

"Husband~~"

The smile is so sweet.

Xie Dongli felt electrocuted.

"Ahem, pay attention to your image baby."

Song Jiu couldn't pay attention.

As long as he thinks that her husband is Brother Li from the east, he will be very excited.

arrive home.

Song Jiu immediately hung Xie Dongli's neck and kissed him.

Winking like silk.

"Brother~"

Xie Dongli was numb and numb.

"Ok?"

Song Jiu: "Brother ~ brother, let's play a little game."

Xie Dongli stared at him with dangerous eyes: "What little game are you playing?"

Song Jiu: "Hey hey hey..." Laughing like an idiot.

"As for the high-speed rail written by my brother, let's have a play, shall we?"

Xie Dongli: Oh, it turned out that I disliked myself for being too gentle and wanted to stimulate.

Xie Dongli: g!