When the god of learning went to a garbage middle school

At noon the next day, Gu Sheng tossed the vegetables with his chopsticks as usual, and the cabbage under the chopsticks was about to be smashed by him!Looking at the dishes in front of him, everything didn't suit his taste, Gu Sheng looked listless, and couldn't help sighing again.

After a pause, he picked up his chopsticks and tapped on Yu Chen's dinner plate, making two sounds: "I have one—"

In the middle of the conversation, Yu Chen stuffed steamed pork with rice noodles, and the words were stuck in his mouth. Gu Sheng chewed it and thought it was okay, and nodded his comment: "It tastes good."

He Qiuzi, who was sitting next to Gu Sheng, was stunned. He choked on a mouthful of food, his face flushed from coughing, and tears came out. He quickly wiped his eyes with his hands, and said in a shocked tone: "Old Gu, you never eat other people's chopsticks. the food?"

Yu Chen raised his eyes to look at him: "Unexpectedly, you still have this problem."

Gu Sheng propped his chin, glanced upwards, as if he was recalling: "No way, at that time I was slightly obsessed with cleanliness, and felt that other people's chopsticks were stained with saliva, and eating food with other people's chopsticks was equivalent to eating other people's saliva. Can’t pass this level.”

"So you don't have cleanliness now?"

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Yu Chen again, and smiled all over his face: "There are now, but it's different, I think you are very clean." What he said meant that I didn't care about eating your saliva at all.

Gu Sheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, picked up a piece of meat and brought it to Yu Chen's mouth: "Would you like to taste mine? You don't have any meat in your bowl. You can taste it. You see that you have fed me just now. Let's reciprocate." .”

Yu Chen stared at the oily meat in front of him, the smell was still quite good, but when he thought of Gu Sheng's sentence just now "Eating food with other people's chopsticks is equivalent to eating other people's saliva", he felt a bit chilly for a while, and he hesitated. Don't talk.

Yu Chen coughed, and was about to politely refuse, when he found that the piece of meat that Gu Sheng was pinching suddenly turned a corner, and He Qiuzi pinched it and stuffed it into his mouth: "I'm still grinding after eating." Gu Sheng said: "Thank you, I love you."

Gu Sheng: "..." Get lost.

Yu Chen always ate very fast. After eating, his eyes glanced around the cafeteria, and his eyes slowly fell on the scene a few tables away from them: the girl was wearing a red and white striped school uniform, with a ponytail, her sleeves rolled up to her arms, and An Quietly sipping food.

The woman sitting on her left is wearing a blue floral apron, a white hat on her head, and a white mask pulled up to her chin. She looks like an aunty in a cafeteria. He took out a bowl of steaming soup and blew it slowly before placing it in front of the girl.

Yu Chen recognized the girl, who was sitting a few rows in front of him, and met her face to face when she went to the water room to fetch water.The girl next to her should be her mother, and the two look alike.The girl didn't know what she said, and her mother laughed until the creases at the corners of her eyes were exposed.

It was a very warm scene, Yu Chen commented.

The first class in the afternoon is English class. The first half of the time is spent on grammar, and the second half is spent on writing topics. When talking about topics, I like to ask people to get up and answer questions, in order to fully understand the students' mastery of knowledge points.

Teacher Liao is different from other teachers. Other teachers are used to only counting the top fifteen names on the roster, and hardly counting those behind. The scene is awkward, but most of it is the former.

And Teacher Liao flipped through the roster, first clicked on it randomly, and then looked at the name, so when Gu Sheng's name floated into Yu Chen's ears from the teacher's mouth, Yu Chen couldn't help laughing first, Turning to look at Gu Sheng who was sleeping soundly with his head covered, he shook his arms to wake him up.

"What?" came a muffled voice from the side.

"The teacher asked you to answer the question." Yu Chen shook his arm again.

Gu Sheng opened his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose with his fingers, took off the hat on his head, and stood up straight. He is about 1.8 meters tall and has broad shoulders. The illusion of answering the teacher's question.

The students in front all turned sideways to look at this side and whispered.

"Damn it. Gu Sheng! Teacher Liao really dares to point!"

"Did you see that he looks impatient? The corners of his mouth are pulled down, silently lighting the wax for the teacher."

"Keep your voice down so that he doesn't hear you."

……

Gu Sheng poked his neck towards Yu Chen, yawned and asked, "Which question?"

Yu Chen took a piece of draft paper, wrote the answer on it and handed it to Gu Sheng's desk. Who knew that Gu Sheng stared at the paper in front of him for half a minute. Just as the teacher was about to ask him to sit down, he heard Gu Sheng speak in a low voice. The voice is stern: "immediately"

He read all eleven letters.

all the classmates:"?"

Yu Chen twitched his eyebrows when he heard the first few letters, and when he reacted to what he said, he lay down on the table and started laughing muffledly. He Qiuzi laughed so wildly from behind that the table was shaking.

At first, Gu Sheng started laughing after having a good time around him, but then the laughter gradually spread, and the whole class started laughing, and someone even slapped the table and shouted "talent".

"Brother Sheng, Niubi—" Someone said something.

Yu Chen was almost dying of laughter, his eyelashes were stained with tears, he twitched from laughter, and giggled while pressing his stomach: "If you don't know how to read, tell me why you—" He couldn't help it After turning his head to one side, he laughed for half a minute and then turned around and shouted: "Master Sheng Niubi——"

Even the teacher couldn't help laughing. After a few minutes, Teacher Liao rolled up the book and knocked on the podium: "Quiet—"

"Gu Sheng answered correctly, but the words have to be read out coherently, instead of reading letters one by one. However, Gu Sheng's attitude is very good, which is worthy of praise!" Teacher Liao smiled and started to talk about the next question.

After sitting down, Gu Sheng looked at Yu Chen who was still laughing, stretched out his hand and gently scratched his waist, Yu Chen quickly smiled and stretched out his hand to block it: "Itchy flesh, don't scratch."

"Then stop laughing."

"Okay, I won't laugh." Yu Chen said so, but within half a minute he couldn't help laughing again. Gu Sheng's gaze was nailed into his face like a nail. Under this silent gaze, Yu Chen was about to The smile that flew out of the corner of his face was retracted silently, and he made a gesture of shutting up: "I won't laugh anymore."

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the teacher had just stepped out, Yu Chen's laughing acupoint seemed to be tapped, and he was thrown off his back.

Gu Sheng: "..."

In the evening, dormitory 414, time: [-]:[-].

The three of them took a total of 10 minutes after taking a bath. Yu Chen stayed with Gu Sheng for a long time, and the bath time was reduced from 10 minutes to half, and he could use the extra 5 minutes to write math problems.

After Yu Chen finished writing the math problem, he said let's start.

He Qiuzi and Gu Sheng glanced at each other and started to move. He Qiuzi dragged out his chair and put it in the middle, picked up a blue checked tablecloth and spread it on it. Gu Sheng took out a pair of poker from the drawer and threw it on the chair. , start shuffling.

However, Gu Sheng shuffled the cards. He shuffled the cards for a while, shuffled the cards for a while, shuffled the cards for a while, and shuffled the cards for a while... It took a total of 3 minutes to shuffle the cards!

Yu Chen turned his head to look at He Qiuzi, only to see that the other side also looked helpless, Yu Chen raised his head and sighed, snatched the poker from Gu Sheng who was still immersed in the Indian style shuffling, and then shuffled casually to start the first game.

Qi Haopai Yu Chen took out a few packs of caramel-flavored melon seeds from his bag, and threw a bag on each of the two of them's chests. The three of them sat on small benches, cracked melon seeds and played cards over and over again.

Yu Chen sat in the middle, Gu Sheng was on the left, He Qiuzi was on the right, turning counterclockwise.

After a few rounds, it was He Qiuzi who was the banker and won effortlessly. It seemed that the other two players were too poor in skill, but in reality, the cards of the two players were really bad, and they didn't have a bomb that could hold up the situation.

He Qiuzi: "Three 5 and 3."

Yu Chen: "Three 8s and 4s."

Gu Sheng licked melon seeds and tapped his fingers on the table: "Yes."

He Qiuzi: "Yes."

Yu Chen played a card: "Pair 3."

Gu Sheng: "Yes, 6."

He Qiuzi: "Yes a"

Yu Chen shouted, Gu Sheng: "Yes 2."

He Qiuzi knocked on the table: "Yes."

Unexpectedly, Gu Sheng made a set of special straights, and there was one card left in his hand to call the police.

He Qiuzi: "Wang Zha."

Yu Chen and Gu Sheng: "Yes."

After that, He Qiuzi went to the right, and Yu Chen got a pair of two.

Yu Chen was in a good mood at this time, he had been losing to He Qiuzi's landlord in the previous few games, this time he finally had a chance to come back against the wind, Yu Chen spit out the melon seeds in his mouth and desperately started to press He Qiuzi.

When I heard He Qiuzi's "pass", I felt extremely comfortable.

Yu Chen raised his eyebrows with a smile, glanced at the smallest 4 in his hand, as if victory was in sight, he picked out the 4 of spades with his fingers and threw it on the chair arrogantly: "4."

Then he turned his head and waited for Gu Sheng's next move.

Gu Sheng frowned with a tangled expression, and said after a while: "Pass."

Yu Chen: "?!"

He Qiuzi hurriedly played his cards and finally won again.

Under the shock in Yu Chen's eyes, Gu Sheng slowly turned over the card: 4.

He spread his hands helplessly: "I thought you would have a 3."

Yu Chen: "..."

The scene was very embarrassing.

He Qiuzi smiled and began to shuffle the cards, his hands were extremely fast: "Come on, come on, hurry up and play another round."

The three of them played cards while eating melon seeds. After the lights were turned off, they took turns holding their mobile phones to illuminate them. They played until ten o'clock before they climbed into bed and went to sleep.

In the middle of the night, He Qiuzi got up to go to the bathroom, and when he came out after untying his hands, he heard Yu Chen's voice softly coming from the bed: "Gu Sheng."

He Qiuzi thought he was awake, and asked him why, only to find that the man was still sleeping and was just talking in his sleep.

After a few seconds, I heard him say Gu Sheng again.

He asked Zi Le, so he asked him: "What happened to Gu Sheng?"

Yu Chen's muffled voice was especially clear in the silent night: "Take your 4 roll."

Hahahahahaha, He Qiuzi was about to laugh, the bed creaked from laughing.

At dinner the next day, He Qiuzi told them about this, and patted Gu Sheng's arm meaningfully: "Old Gu, you have to reflect on yourself, otherwise, think about why Yu Chen is always scolding you in his dreams!"

Gu Sheng: "..."