Never, ever drink water while future people are talking.
This is a valuable experience gained by Lin Chu who has been choked countless times. To be honest, sometimes, he really admires this group of people.
However, these star people still don't know how outrageous their inferences are, and they happily share their "successful" experience: [First of all, I would like to thank the ancestors for their posts. These posts made us realize that the traces of the earth's existence are carved on human In the blood of civilization, even if the data is deleted, it will not be able to separate us from the earth. 】【So, following the path of my ancestors, I began to look for traces of earth creatures in ancient texts or myths and legends】【However, this is a bit difficult. The descriptions of creatures in these ancient texts and myths are vague, and I always like to use It is difficult for us to deduce the appearance of a creature from a few words when describing the physiological characteristics of another creature. [But we did not give up. On the one hand, we increased research, and on the other hand, we tried to find it in more fields. It pays off, we have made a major breakthrough in the field of games]【Let me explain first, the Zerg have deleted all the games with the tag 'animal', but they probably didn't expect that such a game with the tag of brave adventure It turned out to be fantasy! 】【Of course we also know that the creatures in it are impossible to be completely real, but at least we can be sure that there are definitely prototype references—for example, goblins, the reference is definitely human beings】【At the same time, we I also found that there are slimes in almost every brave game, but unfortunately we don't know what its prototype is] [In desperation, we can only write down this key point, and hope that in the future One day the mystery can be solved... I never imagined that this day would come so soon!It just caught us off guard! 】Speaking of which, the barrage can no longer contain his prehistoric power, and every sentence must be accompanied by an exclamation point.
[Look at this jelly-like body, look at the temperament of this Zhanwu scum! 】【There is also the splitting ability of slime, the inspiration is definitely drawn from the tentacles it splits from! 】【The evidence is all in front of us, you say, is the name of this creature called Slime, isn't it! 】The ignorant star people were all shocked by this hoarse rhetoric, and they all applauded, feeling that there is no more reasonable inference in the world than this.
Only Lin Chu in the distance silently covered his face. To be honest, if he hadn't lived on the earth 1 years ago, he would probably be convinced by this barrage of divine logic.
Even now, he can't help but start to wonder if the person who created the slime in the first place really learned from jellyfish, rather than from some sort of cell classification...
Lin Chu reckoned that if no one corrected it, it was estimated that this group of innocent and lovely star people could just put the slime's name on the jellyfish, which would never be changed in a lifetime.
But fortunately, the Star Alliance government didn't want to play any tricks, but released the data card openly, telling everyone that the name of this creature is - the sea moon jellyfish.
Today's sand sculpture stars still haven't guessed the name correctly~
The barrage was as quiet as a chicken, and they all fell into autism.
……
The sea tribe with the jellyfish approached Ruibo step by step. He walked very carefully for fear of bumping into the creatures in his body.
And the creature named Sea Moon Jellyfish was indeed well protected by the Sea Clan. It was transparent white, with a round and wide umbrella-shaped head swimming leisurely in the Sea Clan's body.
Unlike other marine creatures, the moon jellyfish seems to rely on the reflex of spraying water to move forward, so whenever it moves, it seems to be jumping up.
If this movement is performed on other sea creatures, it will inevitably be a bit ghostly, but when it is performed on the soft body of the moon jellyfish, everything becomes dreamlike and beautiful.
It looks so beautiful and yet so fragile.
Not only Ruibo, but even the bullet screens couldn't help holding their breath, for fear of hurting this creature that looked like it could shatter with a single poke.
The Sea Clan was getting closer to Ruibo, and representatives of other civilizations also noticed the abnormal situation of the Sea Clan and began to whisper.
"Look at this Sea Clan, what is he doing?"
"What is that creature? I haven't seen it."
"I guess, it is estimated that humans have made a mess..."
"Well, I hope the Soft Rock representative is ready."
"Actually... I hope that Soft Rock will stop the human beings, one champion at a time, that's it!"
"No, we can't let humans go on like this, or we'll all have to fall back one place!"
However, based on the strength of human beings, the representatives look at me and I look at you. No one is like this early bird, so they can only pin their hopes on the representative of Soft Rock.
It's just... from the beginning, the representative of Soft Rock has been staying in the corner silently. He doesn't seem to be as anxious as everyone imagined, and seems to be thinking about something.
On the other hand, the Sea Clan, who managed to walk in front of Ruibo, was almost very excited: "Human representative, you, hello!"
Ruibo was a little confused, and subconsciously said in a friendly way: "... Hello."
No, why are the Hai Clan still stuttering?Also, aren't you really tempting me by turning into such a beautiful human being?
Obviously, the Sea Clan is trying to seduce Ruibo, and his goal is also very clear, which is for the jellyfish.
"We Sea Clan want to cooperate with humans!" Sea Clan was bubbling excitedly, but he was very careful not to let the jellyfish touch the air, "Please be sure to lease the jellyfish to the Sea Clan. To the beating of the heart!"
Ruibo's face fell instantly, oh, the sea tribe came to snatch the earth's creatures again, this civilization has never spared a single earth's aquatic creatures!
The barrage was also blown up, just kidding, they just saw jellyfish today, why are the Sea Clan here to join in the fun?
[Ahhh, they have no living creatures in their own civilization?What are the earth creatures that pester us every day! 】【The previous ones, they have them, but one is uglier than the other...】【No, no, no, no! 】
[I haven't even been able to own one, why should the Sea Clan jump in line? 】
[Please return the sardines and killer whales to humans first, thank you]
Although he really wanted to directly reject the request of the Hai Clan like the barrage, but after all, Ruibo still represented the entire human civilization, and it was impossible to do whatever he wanted.
He said with a wooden face: "Regarding this, the Sea Clan can communicate with the human diplomatic mission after the game."
The Sea Clan didn't feel offended, but smiled and said: "I look forward to the negotiation with humans at that time."
Of course, the Sea Clan felt Ruibo's resistance, but he understood the other party very well. In fact, if any civilization dared to beg for marine life from the Sea Clan, let alone refuse them patiently, they could directly declare hostility to that civilization. relation!
However, even though they knew what they were doing was wrong, the Sea Clan still made this request to humans... Who told them to really fall on the jellyfish this time?
Not to mention, the jellyfish's body is made up of 98% water, which is enough to kill the sea people instantly, and when the sea people incorporate them into their bodies, they feel the long-lost heartbeat... ...This exciting feeling, no sea tribe can refuse jellyfish!
Therefore, for the welfare of the Sea Clan, we can't just let humans be so hostile to the Sea Clan, we still have to find a way.
He thought for a while, and decided to show the goodwill of the Sea Race civilization to mankind with practical actions.
The Sea Clan directly turned to a representative who had been silent all this time: "Representative Soft Rock, do you have anything to say about jellyfish?"
A brief silence.
The representative of Soft Rock finally spoke, and he said calmly: "Of course, I have a lot of questions I want to ask."
……
So what's the situation now?Ruibo was dumbfounded. Why did the Sea Clan directly attack representatives of other civilizations for human beings?
The bullet screens also sighed, never expecting that the Sea Clan, who were so cold to humans before, would have such a doggy day, and it was a long time.
But that's fine, the humans had drawn too much hatred in the first two games, and now the Sea Clan was helping them attract firepower.
Ruibo and the audience moved out the stools and watched the Haizu charge for them. If the Haizu failed, Ruibo would take the top.
However, there was not the scene of fierce debate they thought - compared with the representatives of the previous two games, the representatives of Soft Rock seemed extremely restrained and rational.
But this does not mean that soft rock representatives are easy to bully. On the contrary, soft rock representatives are much more difficult to deal with.
First, before the Sea Clan invited him to touch the jellyfish, he suddenly said: "I saw on the data card that the tentacles of the jellyfish have poisonous stings. Are you sure I can touch it at will?"
The question was thorny, and even Ruibo couldn't answer it well all at once, but strangely, the Sea Clan answered the question immediately.
"Don't worry, there are many kinds of jellyfish. At least you can touch the moon jellyfish at will... No, please pay attention to one thing, don't let it come into contact with the air, it is very fragile."
The representative of Soft Rock who was dismissed from the question didn't mind, and nodded friendly to the Haizu, and carefully followed the instructions to touch the jellyfish.
On the other hand, Ruibo was a little puzzled, it shouldn't be, why is this sea tribe so familiar with jellyfish?
I think about why the earth creatures have not appeared for a long time, and there is a black line on Ruibo's forehead. Could it be that the sea tribe patronized the jellyfish after handing over the jellyfish here in the Star Alliance, and almost forgot the human race?
Although he knew that such a conspiracy theory was not good, Ruibo still couldn't help spreading out like this, because according to the other party's obsession with aquatic life, this is really possible...
The Sea Clan over there didn't know that Ruibo's sense of him had deteriorated again. At this moment, he was busy staring at the soft stone to represent not to hurt the jellyfish.
And as the soft rock representative gradually approached the jellyfish, he didn't bother to speculate about the sea tribe, but started worrying about the jellyfish together with the other party.
Fortunately, this was their unilateral worry, and the representative of Soft Rock touched this pale and transparent moon jellyfish very carefully.
It's hard to believe that there are creatures that perfectly combine softness and elasticity, and under the gentle wrapping of water, the jellyfish's body is extremely smooth, and the cold touch is an ultimate enjoyment.
This feeling of being unable to stop is something that Ruanshi cannot give.
The representative of Soft Rock opened his eyes and admitted frankly: "In terms of touch alone, jellyfish is indeed better."
Ruibo opened his eyes wide in surprise, how could a civilized representative admit defeat directly?
Indeed, no civilization would be willing to give up the top spot, so the representative of Soft Rock continued with a sentence.
"However, with all due respect, jellyfish are still inferior to soft rocks in the uniqueness of life value."
The author has something to say: I squeezed my brain out the past two days, so take it easy today.
I originally wanted to explain why whales have cloven hooves today, but I suddenly found out that today is contraception day, so let me talk about this topic first. I have never used condoms, so I have nothing to say. My focus is on birth control. On the Ring (If you can, please read it! Both men and women! If you are impatient, just skip to the end!)
First of all, I would like to ask you why copper appeared earlier than iron, but in the end there were only iron pots and no copper pots?
Simply because copper ions are toxic.
The birth control ring uses this principle to put Y-shaped copper into the uterus to inflame the uterus and avoid pregnancy, but this will also cause harm to women. Menstrual bleeding is the lightest price...
However, until now, apart from wearing a condom, the main method of long-term contraception is to wear an IUD, at best the material will be better.
Of course, the best way is ligation. Really, even a condom is not safe. There is about a 2% risk of contraceptive failure.
Talking back to the birth control ring, I guess most people may not know that the birth control ring has to be taken out!
The period is within one or two years after menopause. If it is not taken out, the uterus will continue to shrink until the meat gets stuck in the copper ring.
Many elders don't know, or don't care about this matter, my mother is like this!
Only after I asked her did I know that she was still carrying it, and she still felt that she was in good health, so she didn't want to go to the hospital yet.
She said it would hurt.
Yes, if it hurts to put it on, it will definitely hurt to take it off.
But that has to be removed.
Fortunately, it was discovered in time, enough for me to arrange time to take my mother to the hospital in the future.
It is suggested that you and your elders can also chat about this knowledge, whether it is the elders giving you advice, or you reminding the elders, it is beneficial.
最后再提醒一遍,如果戴了节育环,记得绝经之后要取下来啊啊啊感谢在2020-09-2700:14:04~2020-09-2723:23:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:2570123050瓶;大鱼48瓶;……26瓶;夜良半北、秋沐妗10瓶;玄月4瓶;闻笙歌.2瓶;一株失忆菌、木醴1瓶;非常感谢大家对我的支持,我会继续努力的!
This is a valuable experience gained by Lin Chu who has been choked countless times. To be honest, sometimes, he really admires this group of people.
However, these star people still don't know how outrageous their inferences are, and they happily share their "successful" experience: [First of all, I would like to thank the ancestors for their posts. These posts made us realize that the traces of the earth's existence are carved on human In the blood of civilization, even if the data is deleted, it will not be able to separate us from the earth. 】【So, following the path of my ancestors, I began to look for traces of earth creatures in ancient texts or myths and legends】【However, this is a bit difficult. The descriptions of creatures in these ancient texts and myths are vague, and I always like to use It is difficult for us to deduce the appearance of a creature from a few words when describing the physiological characteristics of another creature. [But we did not give up. On the one hand, we increased research, and on the other hand, we tried to find it in more fields. It pays off, we have made a major breakthrough in the field of games]【Let me explain first, the Zerg have deleted all the games with the tag 'animal', but they probably didn't expect that such a game with the tag of brave adventure It turned out to be fantasy! 】【Of course we also know that the creatures in it are impossible to be completely real, but at least we can be sure that there are definitely prototype references—for example, goblins, the reference is definitely human beings】【At the same time, we I also found that there are slimes in almost every brave game, but unfortunately we don't know what its prototype is] [In desperation, we can only write down this key point, and hope that in the future One day the mystery can be solved... I never imagined that this day would come so soon!It just caught us off guard! 】Speaking of which, the barrage can no longer contain his prehistoric power, and every sentence must be accompanied by an exclamation point.
[Look at this jelly-like body, look at the temperament of this Zhanwu scum! 】【There is also the splitting ability of slime, the inspiration is definitely drawn from the tentacles it splits from! 】【The evidence is all in front of us, you say, is the name of this creature called Slime, isn't it! 】The ignorant star people were all shocked by this hoarse rhetoric, and they all applauded, feeling that there is no more reasonable inference in the world than this.
Only Lin Chu in the distance silently covered his face. To be honest, if he hadn't lived on the earth 1 years ago, he would probably be convinced by this barrage of divine logic.
Even now, he can't help but start to wonder if the person who created the slime in the first place really learned from jellyfish, rather than from some sort of cell classification...
Lin Chu reckoned that if no one corrected it, it was estimated that this group of innocent and lovely star people could just put the slime's name on the jellyfish, which would never be changed in a lifetime.
But fortunately, the Star Alliance government didn't want to play any tricks, but released the data card openly, telling everyone that the name of this creature is - the sea moon jellyfish.
Today's sand sculpture stars still haven't guessed the name correctly~
The barrage was as quiet as a chicken, and they all fell into autism.
……
The sea tribe with the jellyfish approached Ruibo step by step. He walked very carefully for fear of bumping into the creatures in his body.
And the creature named Sea Moon Jellyfish was indeed well protected by the Sea Clan. It was transparent white, with a round and wide umbrella-shaped head swimming leisurely in the Sea Clan's body.
Unlike other marine creatures, the moon jellyfish seems to rely on the reflex of spraying water to move forward, so whenever it moves, it seems to be jumping up.
If this movement is performed on other sea creatures, it will inevitably be a bit ghostly, but when it is performed on the soft body of the moon jellyfish, everything becomes dreamlike and beautiful.
It looks so beautiful and yet so fragile.
Not only Ruibo, but even the bullet screens couldn't help holding their breath, for fear of hurting this creature that looked like it could shatter with a single poke.
The Sea Clan was getting closer to Ruibo, and representatives of other civilizations also noticed the abnormal situation of the Sea Clan and began to whisper.
"Look at this Sea Clan, what is he doing?"
"What is that creature? I haven't seen it."
"I guess, it is estimated that humans have made a mess..."
"Well, I hope the Soft Rock representative is ready."
"Actually... I hope that Soft Rock will stop the human beings, one champion at a time, that's it!"
"No, we can't let humans go on like this, or we'll all have to fall back one place!"
However, based on the strength of human beings, the representatives look at me and I look at you. No one is like this early bird, so they can only pin their hopes on the representative of Soft Rock.
It's just... from the beginning, the representative of Soft Rock has been staying in the corner silently. He doesn't seem to be as anxious as everyone imagined, and seems to be thinking about something.
On the other hand, the Sea Clan, who managed to walk in front of Ruibo, was almost very excited: "Human representative, you, hello!"
Ruibo was a little confused, and subconsciously said in a friendly way: "... Hello."
No, why are the Hai Clan still stuttering?Also, aren't you really tempting me by turning into such a beautiful human being?
Obviously, the Sea Clan is trying to seduce Ruibo, and his goal is also very clear, which is for the jellyfish.
"We Sea Clan want to cooperate with humans!" Sea Clan was bubbling excitedly, but he was very careful not to let the jellyfish touch the air, "Please be sure to lease the jellyfish to the Sea Clan. To the beating of the heart!"
Ruibo's face fell instantly, oh, the sea tribe came to snatch the earth's creatures again, this civilization has never spared a single earth's aquatic creatures!
The barrage was also blown up, just kidding, they just saw jellyfish today, why are the Sea Clan here to join in the fun?
[Ahhh, they have no living creatures in their own civilization?What are the earth creatures that pester us every day! 】【The previous ones, they have them, but one is uglier than the other...】【No, no, no, no! 】
[I haven't even been able to own one, why should the Sea Clan jump in line? 】
[Please return the sardines and killer whales to humans first, thank you]
Although he really wanted to directly reject the request of the Hai Clan like the barrage, but after all, Ruibo still represented the entire human civilization, and it was impossible to do whatever he wanted.
He said with a wooden face: "Regarding this, the Sea Clan can communicate with the human diplomatic mission after the game."
The Sea Clan didn't feel offended, but smiled and said: "I look forward to the negotiation with humans at that time."
Of course, the Sea Clan felt Ruibo's resistance, but he understood the other party very well. In fact, if any civilization dared to beg for marine life from the Sea Clan, let alone refuse them patiently, they could directly declare hostility to that civilization. relation!
However, even though they knew what they were doing was wrong, the Sea Clan still made this request to humans... Who told them to really fall on the jellyfish this time?
Not to mention, the jellyfish's body is made up of 98% water, which is enough to kill the sea people instantly, and when the sea people incorporate them into their bodies, they feel the long-lost heartbeat... ...This exciting feeling, no sea tribe can refuse jellyfish!
Therefore, for the welfare of the Sea Clan, we can't just let humans be so hostile to the Sea Clan, we still have to find a way.
He thought for a while, and decided to show the goodwill of the Sea Race civilization to mankind with practical actions.
The Sea Clan directly turned to a representative who had been silent all this time: "Representative Soft Rock, do you have anything to say about jellyfish?"
A brief silence.
The representative of Soft Rock finally spoke, and he said calmly: "Of course, I have a lot of questions I want to ask."
……
So what's the situation now?Ruibo was dumbfounded. Why did the Sea Clan directly attack representatives of other civilizations for human beings?
The bullet screens also sighed, never expecting that the Sea Clan, who were so cold to humans before, would have such a doggy day, and it was a long time.
But that's fine, the humans had drawn too much hatred in the first two games, and now the Sea Clan was helping them attract firepower.
Ruibo and the audience moved out the stools and watched the Haizu charge for them. If the Haizu failed, Ruibo would take the top.
However, there was not the scene of fierce debate they thought - compared with the representatives of the previous two games, the representatives of Soft Rock seemed extremely restrained and rational.
But this does not mean that soft rock representatives are easy to bully. On the contrary, soft rock representatives are much more difficult to deal with.
First, before the Sea Clan invited him to touch the jellyfish, he suddenly said: "I saw on the data card that the tentacles of the jellyfish have poisonous stings. Are you sure I can touch it at will?"
The question was thorny, and even Ruibo couldn't answer it well all at once, but strangely, the Sea Clan answered the question immediately.
"Don't worry, there are many kinds of jellyfish. At least you can touch the moon jellyfish at will... No, please pay attention to one thing, don't let it come into contact with the air, it is very fragile."
The representative of Soft Rock who was dismissed from the question didn't mind, and nodded friendly to the Haizu, and carefully followed the instructions to touch the jellyfish.
On the other hand, Ruibo was a little puzzled, it shouldn't be, why is this sea tribe so familiar with jellyfish?
I think about why the earth creatures have not appeared for a long time, and there is a black line on Ruibo's forehead. Could it be that the sea tribe patronized the jellyfish after handing over the jellyfish here in the Star Alliance, and almost forgot the human race?
Although he knew that such a conspiracy theory was not good, Ruibo still couldn't help spreading out like this, because according to the other party's obsession with aquatic life, this is really possible...
The Sea Clan over there didn't know that Ruibo's sense of him had deteriorated again. At this moment, he was busy staring at the soft stone to represent not to hurt the jellyfish.
And as the soft rock representative gradually approached the jellyfish, he didn't bother to speculate about the sea tribe, but started worrying about the jellyfish together with the other party.
Fortunately, this was their unilateral worry, and the representative of Soft Rock touched this pale and transparent moon jellyfish very carefully.
It's hard to believe that there are creatures that perfectly combine softness and elasticity, and under the gentle wrapping of water, the jellyfish's body is extremely smooth, and the cold touch is an ultimate enjoyment.
This feeling of being unable to stop is something that Ruanshi cannot give.
The representative of Soft Rock opened his eyes and admitted frankly: "In terms of touch alone, jellyfish is indeed better."
Ruibo opened his eyes wide in surprise, how could a civilized representative admit defeat directly?
Indeed, no civilization would be willing to give up the top spot, so the representative of Soft Rock continued with a sentence.
"However, with all due respect, jellyfish are still inferior to soft rocks in the uniqueness of life value."
The author has something to say: I squeezed my brain out the past two days, so take it easy today.
I originally wanted to explain why whales have cloven hooves today, but I suddenly found out that today is contraception day, so let me talk about this topic first. I have never used condoms, so I have nothing to say. My focus is on birth control. On the Ring (If you can, please read it! Both men and women! If you are impatient, just skip to the end!)
First of all, I would like to ask you why copper appeared earlier than iron, but in the end there were only iron pots and no copper pots?
Simply because copper ions are toxic.
The birth control ring uses this principle to put Y-shaped copper into the uterus to inflame the uterus and avoid pregnancy, but this will also cause harm to women. Menstrual bleeding is the lightest price...
However, until now, apart from wearing a condom, the main method of long-term contraception is to wear an IUD, at best the material will be better.
Of course, the best way is ligation. Really, even a condom is not safe. There is about a 2% risk of contraceptive failure.
Talking back to the birth control ring, I guess most people may not know that the birth control ring has to be taken out!
The period is within one or two years after menopause. If it is not taken out, the uterus will continue to shrink until the meat gets stuck in the copper ring.
Many elders don't know, or don't care about this matter, my mother is like this!
Only after I asked her did I know that she was still carrying it, and she still felt that she was in good health, so she didn't want to go to the hospital yet.
She said it would hurt.
Yes, if it hurts to put it on, it will definitely hurt to take it off.
But that has to be removed.
Fortunately, it was discovered in time, enough for me to arrange time to take my mother to the hospital in the future.
It is suggested that you and your elders can also chat about this knowledge, whether it is the elders giving you advice, or you reminding the elders, it is beneficial.
最后再提醒一遍,如果戴了节育环,记得绝经之后要取下来啊啊啊感谢在2020-09-2700:14:04~2020-09-2723:23:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:2570123050瓶;大鱼48瓶;……26瓶;夜良半北、秋沐妗10瓶;玄月4瓶;闻笙歌.2瓶;一株失忆菌、木醴1瓶;非常感谢大家对我的支持,我会继续努力的!
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