The restored ancient fossils can't be this cute

Chapter 67 Our goal is to be the champion!

As independent individuals, different people naturally have different views on the same thing, and in different civilizations, this aesthetic difference is infinitely magnified.

However, everything is still regular after all!

When everyone was arguing so loudly, finally there was a boss who couldn't bear it anymore.

[No, don't you all understand the basic competition rules of this kind of competition? ! 】Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, to be honest, they really didn't understand.

After all, who would rush to pay attention to a competition that doesn't even qualify for their own civilization?This is so cruel...

However, the reason why big guys are called big guys is because they can do things that ordinary people can hardly do. That's right, this man endured great loss and heartache to watch all the events!

His dedication is comparable to that of a national football fan (cross out).

But it was all worth it, now, it's time to reclaim the fruits!

In the live broadcast, the big boss talked freely and popularized the common sense of the science competition for everyone-in fact, in the final analysis, the comparison is that the rarer is the more expensive, which kind of creature is more difficult to live, and which kind of creature is more popular.

Generally speaking, the harder it is for a creature to survive, the less necessary aggression, and this kind of 'weak' creature can naturally be called cute among the many monsters and monsters.

Take this competition item 'Voice' as an example, the first and most important thing is not to be aggressive.

Some people seem to understand:

[So the barking of the dog is going to be excluded, right?After all, it sounds really fierce...] But some people retorted:

[In front, have you heard the sound of a dog acting like a baby?If you are shy, the cat will not give in, okay! ] Seeing that they were about to quarrel again, fortunately, the boss spoke up immediately, interrupting the dispute: "This aggressiveness is not what you think, but the kind of sound that can really attack... just like infrasonic weapons. "

Unlike creatures on Earth, creatures in other civilizations cannot survive without two brushes. The sounds of creatures in many civilizations can be fatal.

Through constant trial and error, these low-level creatures found the frequency of biological organs that form civilization, and then used the physical characteristics of resonance to kill those high-level creatures that tried to hunt them down.

Clearly, they succeeded.

The evolutionary potential of life is infinite. In order to survive, many creatures have evolved unimaginable abilities, and what is amazing is that this evolutionary direction was born in large numbers, and there is a feeling that different routes lead to the same goal.

In such a comparison, the barking of the dog seems amiable... After all, they are just barking at you, and they didn't really kill you.

Such a hard-core way of life shocked many people, and the boss did not wait for them to slow down, and continued to popularize science unhurriedly: "Generally speaking, as long as two basic conditions are met, our competition ranking will not be ugly. Where to go."

"One you already know, it's very simple for us, it's not aggressive."

"The second one is even simpler, that is... At least there must be a voice."

Someone is stupid:

【Is not this nonsensical?What game is there without sound? 】

The boss shook his head: "You think too simply. For creatures that cannot use sound to attack, sound is a burden."

After careful reflection, the audience felt that it seemed very reasonable, but some people still raised doubts.

[Is the voice really so useless? 】

"The existence of sound is mainly for information exchange, and information exchange is indeed beneficial to the survival of creatures," the boss explained slowly, "but the premise of communication is to have enough of the same kind. Think about it, civilizations lacking in energy will Give them these terms of exchange?"

It's frightening to think about, but very reasonable.

Yes, in this way, under the premise of lacking the same race, the voice has indeed become dispensable.

According to the law of natural elimination, those creatures that like to use their voices to call out to their own kind will be eliminated by the first discovery, and the remaining characters will naturally be taciturn, and it is very likely that their voices will be degraded directly.

"It can't be called degeneration," the boss thought, "It should be said that they have evolved the ability to cover their voices."

Not to mention the sounds made by themselves, these creatures that are forced to survive in the corner can even absorb any movement around them, and can even achieve a completely silent effect in the small area where these creatures are located.

In summary, with regard to the evolution of sound, the civilized creatures in the universe can be said to have gone to two extremes.

The boss smiled and spread his hands: "So you see, although the conditions are simple, there are really very few people who meet both conditions."

Looking at it this way, the existence of life on earth is unscientific!

The barrage was so excited that it trembled.

[Then, so that means, we can choose any kind of earth creature to participate in the competition? ] Boss: "If you have no pursuit of ranking, you can do this."

The bullet screen can not help but be a little disappointed:

【Oh... Sure enough...】

The boss also had some regrets: "No matter what, it's a competition for all creatures in the universe, and it's not to the point where you can be so casual."

The bullet screen asked:

[So what conditions are needed? 】

The boss said: "An important point is - the sound should be 'loud'."

The bullet screen is full of question marks:

【what? 】

【What the hell, why is the voice so loud...】

[The louder the sound, the better it sounds. What kind of aesthetics is this? 】

The boss took a sip of water calmly: "The sound 'loud' means that more people can hear it, so it is not just about the decibels, the propagation distance, the frequency of sound waves...these are all key elements, of course, the simplest It still depends on the decibel."

This is actually easy to understand. If a creature has neither the ability to defend itself nor the ability to hide, then the louder the natural sound, the harder it is to survive.

So the dog chef was ecstatic:

[Sure enough, I still have to choose Gouzi, right! 】

Boss: "Judging from this screening criteria alone, dogs are indeed more suitable than cats."

Cat slaves are not reconciled:

[But in the final analysis, the comparison is still good or not...]

The boss agreed with this objection: "That's true. The ultimate criterion for screening is whether the voice is enough to move people's hearts. If it can be directly recognized by all civilizations, then the other messy conditions naturally don't matter."

The cat slaves stood up again, but there was still a turning point for the boss.

"But don't be too happy, the universe doesn't revolve around humans. What I just said is to be recognized by all civilizations."

"It is true that the cat's meow is soft and delicate enough, but it is specially evolved for human beings. Do you still remember the description of 'its voice is like a baby'? Yes, the reason why we think cat meow is very attractive is because it is very loud. To a certain extent, it is because of the instinct of human beings to take care of their offspring."

"We can't wishful thinking ask other civilized races to be like humans."

What the boss said is very reasonable, but some people are still unconvinced:

【I can't do it, there is a better sound than a cat meowing】

[You cat slaves, I have endured it for a long time!Didn't you hear the big guy's analysis?Apparently the penguin's touching call to a lover is just right for the game! 】【That said, the family communication of killer whales is also very warm! 】

[The previous one, don’t you know?Most of the killer whale's barking is full of fragrance...] [The dog's barking is not loyal enough?Isn't it touching enough! 】

Very good, everyone still quarreled, and some people couldn't bear it anymore:

[Do you not understand what the boss is saying?Having said that, it is good to be recognized by all civilizations! 】The noisy barrage paused, to be honest, this request is a bit embarrassing:

[No, I'm just curious, is there any creature that can do this...] "There are still," the boss shook his head, "Don't underestimate the universe..."

As a result, the barrage inevitably becomes depressed:

【Isn't that a lost...】

"Don't be so pessimistic," the boss comforted, "At least the ranking is still readable, and it's not much better than before."

However, the consolation of the boss is of no use, the competitive spirit of human beings is engraved in the genes.

What's the point of life if you don't get the first place? !

Adhering to this belief principle that is enough to make other civilizations vomit blood, human beings cried into a ball...

The author has something to say: This is a hardcore cute article (nodding)

By the way, according to what humans have observed so far, the communication of killer whales is indeed insulting each other. Their daily life is a bit like:

Why are you so stupid, silly son?Can this be taught?

Teammate Zhencai, I won’t take him hunting next time!

You are the food!Who let the fish go? Don't you have any clues?

……

Well, that's about it.

.感谢在2020-09-1023:50:07~2020-09-1220:48:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 16 bottles of balls; 1 bottle of Buddha-style preserved eggs; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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