I tried to wear A after wearing it from the future

Whether it's friendship or something else, the parties didn't have time to respond for a while. They were discussing whether to hand over the cat god to the country.

After all, it is an extraordinary creature?Alien cat?

The type that may be harmful to society.

They were all discussed on WeChat after school, and Best knew it for some reason. Of course, the cat god wants to show some color to the two ignorant humans, but there is a huge difference in the strength of the enemy and us (cross out), and Best is a good peace-loving person. Meow (√).

Xi Zhen got up that day and saw a piece of A4 paper under the figurines on the desk. The handwriting on the paper was the same as the sign next to the carton that day.

Notes on Best's visit to Earth

Dear Excellency:

Best will stay on the earth for a few days due to personal reasons, during which time he will abide by the laws of the earth and respect human customs...

Hereby inform.

Best

A black cat's paw was stamped on the final signature to signify that the statement was valid.

After school, Qi Du went home with Xi Zhen, and Xi Zhen pinched the cat's paw to study how to hold a pen.

Best bared his teeth, shook off his hand and jumped to the top of the cabinet, condescendingly said: "Meow!"

Don't take Best's politeness as fear and cowardice, Best will strike hard when necessary!

In the real world, neither Xi Zhen nor Qi Du could understand cat language, so Qi Du took Best's explanation and said, "A few more clauses need to be added."

Best sneered: "Meow." Don't push yourself too far!

The tentacles rested on the edge of the cabinet, and the black and white cat changed its face: "Meow~" What do you want to add, you can say it.

After writing the supplementary terms, the two watched Best press fresh paw prints together.

Qi Du also signed his name next to him, and there was a feeling in the dark that the contract was established and both parties could not break the contract.

This is a truly binding contract.

Then you can rest assured now.

Xi Zhen asked: "So, Lord Cat God, why did you come to Earth?"

It's not that you are worried about the peace of the earth, and you come here to expel evil creatures.

Glancing at the location of the canned cat, the black and white cat elegantly stretched out its paws, pressed it on Xi Zhen's forehead, and said solemnly in his mind: "You don't care about the affairs of the gods."

Xi Zhen: "..."

Qi Du said: "It doesn't matter, if it still takes advantage of loopholes to do bad things, lock it up with the witch."

Best: "?"

Qi Du dragged Xi Zhen back to the room, followed by the black and white cat meowing, it wants to ask clearly what is the definition of a bad thing, can it not be counted as accidentally kicking over the trash can?

Xi Zhen wanted to do his homework, Qi Du closed the door, and pressed the door against Best's nose.

"Meow!" You should make it clear!

"..."

After finishing his homework, Xi Zhen looked at his phone and said, "Dad hasn't responded to messages these days."

"Let's keep it confidential." Qi Du frowned, put away the book and looked over, "Are you afraid of spending the night alone?"

"Do not."

"Oh."

Xi Zhen pondered for a moment: "Did you just hint that you wanted to stay overnight?"

"No." Qi Du really didn't dare to think about that, and slept with Xi Zhen... Just thinking of these words in his mind made him feel hot all over.

He has no confidence in his control.

Xi Zhen said, "Then I'll take you to the subway station."

Looking at the dark sky outside, it might rain at night, Qi Du shook his head: "I'll go back by myself, go to bed early... Are there any inhibitors at home?"

"Yes." Inhibitors are Xi Zhen's life, and he takes them with him wherever he goes, and even hoards them at home all the year round.

Even Qi Du didn't know, sometimes when they kissed too hard at night, Xi Zhen would give himself an extra injection.

In fact, it's not just Qi Du who has desires, Xi Zhenxin also has thoughts in his heart.

He sent Qi Du out, and after returning to his room, he lay on the bed, hugged the quilt, and couldn't help but imagine that this was Qi Du.

He had a sweet sleep, and the next morning, the sheets and quilt cover were dirty.

"..."

He quickly pulled it off and threw it into the washing machine, before he could change into a clean one, Xi Zhen hurried to school, thinking to himself, luckily Qi Du didn't come to his dream yesterday.

In the morning, it was morning reading, class, and class. During the lunch break, a strange teacher carrying a dummy and equipment followed the head teacher into the classroom and said that it was their turn for CPR training today.

"Students, please study hard," said the head teacher, "everyone will be assessed later, and those with irregular movements and insufficient tidal volume must stay after school to make up the examination."

"Ah..." When they heard that they might be detained, everyone cheered up and studied carefully.

After learning, go to the podium one by one for assessment.

There is only one dummy. The previous student finished the exam, and the next student continued to use it after wiping it with alcohol cotton. The students were a little disgusted when they saw it, but the head teacher said that every student must learn this skill. This is a very important skill.

Soon it was Xi Zhen's turn. He knelt on both sides of the dummy, wiped the dummy's mouth, and as soon as he pressed the dummy's chest, he felt the burning gaze behind him. He immediately turned his head and saw a flash of light outside the window. And the back of the jet-black head.

There was a layer of dark clouds in the sky, and Xi Zhen knew who it was, and to be precise, who else could it be.

The class teacher said: "What's wrong, Xi Zhen, did you forget to move?"

"No." Xi Zhen shook his head, turned his head back, and finished cardiopulmonary resuscitation by pressing the dummy.

Fortunately, he passed the customs smoothly and was not detained when school was over.

Xi Zhen took the initiative to go home with Qi Du: "There are a few questions I can't write, so go to my house today."

"Okay." Of course Qi Du would not disagree, and his expression showed nothing unusual, but today's weather is cloudy for a day, completely contrary to the sunny day in the forecast.

After returning home and entering the room, Qi Du asked, "Which ones don't know... um."

Xi Zhen pressed him against the wall and kissed him, Qi Du was a little caught off guard, his first reaction was to hug him, and then responded.

The two kissed for a while, Xi Zhen let go of Qi Du: "Are you in a better mood?"

Qi Du was stunned for a moment: "What?"

"Aren't you jealous of a dummy?"

The dark clouds that covered the sun for a day dissipated in an instant, and the Meteorological Bureau stared blankly at the completely unscientific data. Qi Du looked at Xi Zhen's bright eyes and blushed: "Not at all."

"Then I'm jealous." Xi Zhen said, "Xiao Qi, did you kiss a dummy today?"

Qi Du corrected, "It's cardiopulmonary resuscitation."

"Yeah." Xi Zhen continued to ask, "So did you do it?"

"Our class was made last week." Qi Du told the truth, today's banquet is really different, something seems to be burning in his eyes.

Seeing Xi Zhen like this, Qi Du's heart also started to burn.

The pheromone tentacles stretched out from the back of the neck one by one, trapping Xi Zhen between himself and the wall.

Xi Zhen put his arms around Qi Du and said softly: "So you touched someone else with your mouth, do you want to make it up to me?"

Qi Du felt that his calf was encircled by the fluffy tail, and the muscles on his body became stiff: "How to make up for it?"

He almost stuttered.

"Use...hands..." Xi Zhen's voice was so light and erratic that he couldn't catch it if he didn't have excellent hearing.

What use hands?

hand……

Qi Du's mind was full of chaos, he didn't know where to put his hands for a while, and when he was hesitating to slowly tighten them with his tentacles, he was already held by Xi Zhen.

"Let me first..." Xi Zhen stretched in, resting his head on Qi Du's shoulder, and said, "...to help you."

The faint fragrance of peach blossoms enveloped his body, the cool fingers touched the scorching heat, the fireworks exploded in the brain, Qi Du's pupils suddenly tightened, and his whole body trembled. A few seconds later, Xi Zhen: "..."

Qi Du: "..."

The two looked at each other.

It all ended so quickly that Xi Zhen's emotions all dissipated.

He took out his sticky hand, patted Qi Du's shoulder with the other hand, and said comfortingly, "It's okay, it's like this the first time."

The tentacles that were excited just now all retracted into the glands in embarrassment, Qi Du grabbed Xi Zhen who was about to wash his hands, and said firmly: "I will help you too."

"No need." Xi sincerely said with lingering fear, "I'm afraid I'll be so fast, next time, next time."

Qi Du: "..."

Qi Du: "..."

The octopus silently tied its own neck with its tentacles, ready to commit suicide on the spot.