President's Toy

I advise you never to believe what you see with your eyes, otherwise you will definitely dig out your own eyes without hesitation. Your eyes are untrustworthy, others are untrustworthy, and you are even more untrustworthy!People who easily believe in themselves may be the most unlucky people. ——However, except for those who are born with bad luck!

I held my breath, and kept moving my body backwards, avoiding someone's claws... Looking back, I was really looking for bad luck~

I chatted with John one after another, really tired, sleepy and hungry, this dead John really talks a lot of nonsense, if I understand five out of ten sentences, it’s not bad, didn’t you look at my face, isn’t it right?What a log!The bodyguard of someone else's house is not cold and cold with Wannian Ice Cube, let alone talking, he can't even make a sound when he farts! (How do you know this? The author asked in surprise.) You are fine, your mouth has not stopped since you sat down, you are not tired, I am still tired of listening!

I'm really hungry. If I don't go find something to eat, I'm afraid I won't be able to get home, so I'll just hang up here.So he put on a friendly smiling face and said to John who was still talking nonsense: "Brother John, I'll make it easier for you, brother, and find something to eat by the way!"

John's mouth finally stopped, regained a little bit of a normal person's demeanor, and said with a naive smile: "Well, Ni, go, tip! Correct, it's time for Wo to pick up Wo's net! Yes, if Ni It’s OK to report the room number when you go down to eat! (Well, you go, Xiaofei! It’s just right, I should also pick up my prince. By the way, if you eat, just report the room number!)

"Hehe, thank you Brother John! I got it!" It's really depressing, I'm not a tip, sir!

"Well, be careful with the mud, and the nest will come back soon. (Then you should be careful, I will bring my prince back soon.)" John is really like those menopausal old ladies.

"Okay!" I simply responded and quickly stepped out of the so-called presidential suite!I was overly frightened yesterday, and I haven’t eaten anything until now. I touched the things that had already collapsed, bread, ham, sausage, and beauties. I’m here to pick you up.

I caught a waiter who was a foreign devil, and after a long time, I finally found out about where to eat. Grandma, I have to travel thousands of miles to eat, and the little energy left in my body has been almost consumed. I really doubt it. Will I still be able to pick up chopsticks?

Hey, where to eat?After walking around for a long time, what kind of bird place is this!I'm dizzy, give me a knife and forget it!

Look here, look there, it's over, it doesn't look like a place to eat, I have to admit that I'm lost.I don't know a bunch of birdsong on the wall, and I don't know what they are talking about, and I can't tell what the hell this is.Damn, why is there no one at this time?

Ah, yes, here comes a foreign devil!

"Ha, Hello!" I managed to choke out a sentence.

"What?" The person who was stopped by me turned around in surprise, and looked at me suspiciously and full of scrutiny, which made me feel numb for a while!

"I, I, no, it's not Ithink..." I kept gesticulating, shaking my head, doing the movement of eating for a while, and holding my stomach in pain for a while, shouting that I only know I hope the foreign devils in front of me can understand what I mean by those few words?

He obviously didn't give me face, frowned, and said to me: "Areyouok?" (Are you okay?)

Damn, dare to treat me as crazy, bastard!I'm so anxious to die, I don't understand who has such a low IQ.The stomach is constantly moaning, forget it, I will do it for you again, young master.

"OK! I'm......." Damn, what to say when I'm hungry, damn it, I can't remember life and death, forget it, I raised my arms and started to pick up rice, hoping he can understand.

"Oh, I have known! Are you very beautiful, need to how much be? (Oh, I know, you are beautiful, how much does it cost?)" The man said enthusiastically with a sudden realization.

"Shrimp?" I stared at him not knowing what he meant!

"Beautifulman, you accompany me I am very happy! (Beauty, you accompany me, I am very happy.)" the foreign devil man stretched out his pig hand as he spoke...

Seeing his mean face, my heart tightened, what does this dead pig want to do?

"Why dostayaway from? Igiveyouthemoney! (Why do you stay away? I'll give you money!)" The man looked at me in surprise, didn't he come out to sell it?

Damn, what the hell do you want to do!I angrily shook off his pig's hand, and cursed loudly: "You dead foreign devil, get out of here!" Grandma, my brother, why am I so unlucky!I want to ask where is the place to eat, but somehow I was given tofu by a foreign devil. Mom, I am so mad, so mad...

As soon as the man saw being dumped, he became anxious, walked over quickly, and grabbed the little handsome boy in front of him...: "Haw-haw, youbereallynaughty! (Haha, you are so naughty!) He has already thrown us Poor little Fei is out for sale... because there are always some good-looking men here who provide special services to the rich people in the hotel, poor...

"Damn, you pig, let go of me!" Grass, I kick, I kick, I hit... Damn dead foreign devils are not born in life, I have two muscles and I can't break free from him The shackles of this dead pig are about to come close...

I close my eyes in pain, and just die...

"Touch." With a sound, I felt the nausea surrounding me disappear, and when I opened my eyes, the pig's head quickly jumped out of my side and fell to the ground hard.

"Ah, angel?" I excitedly looked at the savior who fell from the sky, and blurted out excitedly!

He has a head of dazzling yellow hair, and the hair is constantly shining around me, irritating my eyes.His eyes were the color of sapphires, giving them an inviolable divine beauty.The straight nose and sexy lips are completely different from Lan Haotian's.Bastard, why am I thinking of that heartless guy again, go away, go away quickly...

The angel's beautiful handsome face is filled with infinite warmth, and I was moved to my heart when I saw it.For a moment, I felt a little floating, how could this person grow up like this?He must be the most beautiful man I have ever seen!He gave me a gentle smile, then turned around and walked towards the dead pig, and kicked it hard...

The screams kept ringing, and even I felt pain...

After that, the angel walked towards me, gently picked me up and walked in another direction. I only felt dizzy for a while, and finally fell powerlessly into his arms.