President's Toy

Unlucky things are always with me. I just wanted to enjoy the blue sky and white clouds in Hawaii. I thought that maybe I could touch the legendary bikini beauty. I didn’t get a single fucking wish, so I lost my way. , Lost in a bunch of yellow-haired devils.I stared with big eyes and small eyes, not knowing what to do.

Bastard Lan Haotian, what did you eat to grow up, you lost a living person like me, young master, didn’t you just go to the toilet?As soon as you come back, you pig will disappear.Did you leave me in this damn place on purpose?You deliberately don't make me feel better, don't you!I was going crazy, I searched around but couldn't find Lan Haotian.

What do you say to take me to enjoy life, get rid of my petty consciousness, and see what the life of a rich person is.Damn it, I'm just a little man, what's wrong, don't take me away, the ghost will believe that you really have such good intentions and take me to Hawaii, but I didn't expect this bastard to really buy a plane ticket, and I still don't know what to do the next day In my condition, I got on the plane.I was so scared, I thought what was this bastard going to do?The mobile phone was also left in the office and forgot to take it out.Or you can also call President Lan Da and save me from the dire straits!

Young master, my English level is so bad that it can be said that my grandma's house is bad. I called a foreign devil and asked for a long time, but I couldn't ask anything. I was almost treated as an idiot by others. Damn it, Baibi has been painting for so long.I finally saw a few guys who looked like Chinese, and ran over excitedly to ask, damn, little Japan.Even if I gave them a glance, I would just get out of the way, leaving them with a bunch of idiot-like stupidities.Young master, no matter how bad I am, I will never beg you to be a little Japanese.

"Hey! God, what should I do!" I scratched my hair, it's over, it's over, am I going to kill the foreign land?I am in my prime, youthful and handsome, and a heartthrob. Am I going to die in this world of foreign devils?

Touching the belt, fortunately I have some money, but suddenly I trembled in my heart, no good, it's over.People don't accept RMB here! !I'm dizzy, I just die!God why are you doing this to me!How much money did I owe you in my previous life? You called me so unlucky in this life...

5555555555555555555, I am heartbroken, heartbroken, it is really impossible to describe my current mood in words.The only thought in my mind is to hope that bastard Lan Haotian can find out that I am missing as soon as possible and rescue me quickly.

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"Hello!"

Who is so ignorant, am I sad when I don't see my young master?If you want Hello, you can go Hello yourself.

"Hello! What'sthematterwithyou?" (How are you?)

Damn, what are you talking about?I raised my head impatiently, trying to drive this annoying fly away. "Ah!" Damn, the dead foreign devil scared me to death, what kind of hairstyle is that, a man is still wearing makeup, look at the clothes he is wearing, he doesn't look like a normal person!Damn, if you want to scare people, don't scare me!

"Go away, don't bother me!" I said impatiently, and moved back naturally.

"What?" (What?) The man in the strange clothes looked at the handsome boy squatting on the ground in surprise, thinking suspiciously, could it be that he is an abrupt beauty?

"Damn, get out, you don't understand!" (Please, I really don't understand, the author's younger sister whispered not afraid of death.)

No matter how idiotic the man in the strange clothes was, he could tell that the beauty in front of him really hated him, but he couldn't understand what the beauty said, so he could only stare at the beauty, and continue to stick his hot face to her cold ass.

"Damn, if you don't go, I'll go!" Bastard, what kind of foreign devil's place is there, and there are all kinds of perverts!Flicking his sleeves, he decided to look for a police station or something first, since the police are more reliable!Although I don't know very well whether these foreign devils and policemen are reliable or not, this is the only way to do it.

The man in the strange clothes obviously didn't want to let the beauty in front of him leave like this. Judging by his appearance, he must have encountered some kind of trouble, so he showed great kindness, regardless of whether he understood or not, so he rubbed up on her.

"Let go, what are you going to do!" Damn, I'm so unlucky, I don't have time to play with you pervert!

"I don't have the evil intention!" (I didn't mean it maliciously!) The man in the strange clothes defended loudly, but our poor male lead couldn't understand it at all.

"You bastard, let me go perverted!" Damn, I kept struggling and no one came forward to help me out of suffering. Are all these seemingly humane foreign devils so cold-blooded?

"Childe! Childe! Childe! waitingforme! (Master, master, master, wait for me!)

I looked behind me in surprise, oh my god, another burly foreign devil roared behind me!I was as frightened as spinach in autumn, which wilted before it was even green.

"You, you, what do you want?" I asked anxiously!Don't laugh at me for being cowardly, let me try this on you, because I have no money, and I don't know how to speak birds, so it's enough for me to save face if I don't cry, hey...

"Mud, mud is water?" (Who are you?) The burly foreign devil said in jerky Chinese in surprise!

"I still want to ask who you are? Why are you holding on to me, and I don't know you!" I said tremblingly, fortunately this foreign devil can understand some Chinese!Although it sounds as ugly as killing a pig, I can barely understand what it means!

"Women is not like you! (We don't know you either?)" the man said puzzled, then turned his head to the side of the man in strange clothes and asked: "Childe! Why one thing is this? (Master, what's going on? )”

"I'don't know! However, he became probably! (I don't know, but he seems to have lost his way!)" The man in the strange clothes kept playing birdsong that I couldn't understand, and the two men just said Then, regardless of whether I, the client, is willing or not, he is holding on to my arm, and I can't walk away!I can't even run, and I dare not kick...

Bastard Lan Haotian, your grandma's, my son, I have had a deep hatred with you in my life, if I can go back alive, you will die.You bastard died badly, left me in this foreign devil's place, and met two perverts...

"Hey, Ni, are you an elk? (Hey, are you lost?)" The burly foreign devil turned his head and asked me.

"Elk?" I looked at him suspiciously, not understanding what he meant!

"Are you an elk?" The big man continued to ask, and the pervert next to him seemed to have never seen a man before, so he was almost drooling.Damn, young master, I know I'm good-looking, but so is you pervert.At first glance, he looks like a countryman who has never seen the world.

"Yes, yes, I'm lost!" I was dizzy, and that's what I meant for a long time!

"Just take it and howl! Is there a place for the mud to go? (That's good, do you have a place to go?)" The big man said while helping the perverted man next to him to translate.

"No, there is nowhere to go!" Is the bastard still called lost if he has a place to go?

"Howl, is Nii willing to go to the Women first? This is the consciousness of the young master of the Wo family! (Okay, then are you willing to come to our place? This is the meaning of my young master!)" the big man said with effort.

I looked at him, and looked at those perverted eyes full of expectation, whether to go or not?It doesn't look like a bad person, but I guess he is not a good person. If I don't go with them, where will I go?And no one understands Chinese!Mom, what do you call me?After thinking about it again and again, I made up my mind to die!

"Okay, I'll go with you!" I said righteously.

"Good!" The freak in strange clothes yelled, I understand the damn sentence, maybe, I want to..., no, my God...