[HP] Subversion - Destined

"Canary biscuits." After reading this secret phrase in disgust, Snape's ugly face became even more ferocious.

This is the first time I have come to the headmaster's office. In addition to Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall and Gilderoy Lockhart are present.

"Merlin! What's the matter?!" I looked much more embarrassed than Snape. Before I could say hello to everyone, Professor McGonagall stepped forward to check my body. She cast disapproving eyes on me. Snape: "You should take him to the hospital wing first! Professor Snape."

"Don't worry, Minerva, Severus has more potions than Poppy's, and Harry will be fine." Although Dumbledore said so, he still looked at me with his eyes, "Severus Les, tell me, what happened? I remember that the Portkey should lead directly to here."

"For protecting the good house-elf that the golden boy could betray his master," Snape stated dryly, "you should thank it, Albus. For intercepting us so that we fell into the Forbidden Forest! And with the group A 'friendly' chat between spiders so dumb that nothing but food cravings remain in their minds..."

"Oh! That's unfortunate, if I had been there...Mr. Snape! Spiders are afraid of light, use light to drive them away!" Lockhart interjected before Dumbledore, striding towards me to pat My shoulders were beaming and I talked, "Harry, if you read my book during the holidays, you should know what to do at that time. In the book I wrote "Wandering with Werewolves", on the way I met with you." Several giant spiders fought, and each of those spiders was taller than a troll! At that time, I used..."

"Ahem, Professor Lockhart." Seeing that Snape was about to go berserk, Dumbledore quickly interrupted him, "After so much, Harry is also tired, let him rest first." Lockhart Teyu responded without hesitation, as if he wanted to say something to me, Dumbledore said again, "Harry, this year's Hogwarts may not be peaceful, although the house elf said it wanted to protect you , but it does whatever it takes to prevent you from enrolling, even at the expense of hurting you, so you have to be very careful. Or do you want to..."

"No, professor, I want to stay in Hogwarts, Hogwarts is my home. What's more, if these dangers are coming for me and won't let me go because of my evasion, then I I might as well stay at school, where there are professors who will protect me." I glanced at Snape nonchalantly.

"Yes, of course, I'm glad you trust us, Harry." Dumbledore smiled, "Okay boy, let Professor McGonagall take you to the medical wing system for a check, and then go back to the dormitory first, the sorting ceremony tonight Remember to participate. Oh, by the way, how about some zizi honey candy? It can suppress the shock."

"No need, Professor, I feel fine now, thank you." The old bee's candy should not be eaten indiscriminately, who knows what kind of weird taste it is...

I finally participated in the sorting ceremony of the second grade safely.I didn't tell anyone about my stray into the Forbidden Forest, just that it was Snape who came to pick me up, which was enough to surprise them.In the end, Ginny successfully entered Gryffindor, Luna Lovegood also went to Ravenclaw, and Colin Creevey, the little tail that unfortunately will follow me in the future, couldn't hide his curiosity Sit down at the Gryffindor table.

The first class of the school year was herbal medicine. The fat Professor Sprout taught us to change the pot for the magic apple. Poor Neville was frightened and fainted, but he also saved himself from having to wash his muddy clothes after class. sweat.Then there was Professor McGonagall's transfiguration class. He wanted to turn a small beetle running around into a button. They slipped off the desk very easily. Ron trampled two of them to death in a row. Holding spell - for this, Professor McGonagall rewarded Gryffindor with five more points.

In the afternoon, the Defense Against the Dark Arts class that everyone was looking forward to came - getting rid of the venom of the snake king Snape was the expectation of all Hogwarts students, and everyone was tortured by the DADA class in the last three months of the last school year I don't know what year it is, but at least Lockhart looks much more amiable than Snape.Marie gave us an early shot of vaccination-Lockhart may not be as magical as he wrote in the book... but Ron said that as long as he didn't have to face the dark old bat again, who cares? How about it?

In any case, Ron and I chose the corner farthest from the classroom. Hermione was reluctant about this, and I convinced her that sitting in the back had a wider view and a more comprehensive view.Just kidding, I don't want to take the brunt of the Cornish elves.

Sure enough, Lockhart started with boasting, but those 12-year-old little witches still like him. Looking at Hermione's adoring expression, I couldn't help but sigh that it's fortunate that Draco is not here.

"...Then, I'm going to give you a quiz before class, three and 10 minutes to answer the questions - don't worry, I just want to know how much you have read." Lockhart smiled and winked at everyone, but He didn't seem to understand why everyone tensed up when they heard this sentence - no way, Snape was too impressed by the test in the first DADA class.

But when everyone saw the test paper, their faces became very strange—"What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?" "What birthday gift would Gilderoy Lockhart most want to receive?" ""What is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest wish?"...This is the same as Snape's "A Brief Introduction to the Core Concept of Defense Against the Dark Arts." "Clarify all the requirements of black magic for spellcasters." List five different levels of magical backlash performance." Wait, it's not at the same level at all...

"...it's a different... style of test." I heard Hermione talking to herself, trying to convince herself.

"Harry, that's a nice nickname you gave him. He's really a vase." Ron poked at the test paper with a quill, unable to squeeze out a single word, "It's more annoying to me than Snape's questions." I understand, but I'd rather face him than see the black face of the old bat!"

"Don't call the professor that, Ron." I stared at the test paper in a daze, and by the time I realized what I said, Ron had already scanned me with eyes that were so surprised that they almost looked at a troll.

"No way, Harry? You were possessed by Hermione just now? Are you speaking for Snape?!"

"What?" Hermione looked up from the paper.

"It's nothing, nothing!" I hurriedly covered Ron's mouth, and only whispered to him when Hermione started to answer the paper again, "You heard me wrong! Forget about it!" After making a sound, I had no choice but to nod desperately. I let go and began to draw some impressive answers on the parchment. As for the other answers that I didn't remember, whoever made them up randomly.

... What I said just now was purely accidental!Lockhart was flipping through the test papers on it, and I was biting my pen on the bottom to tangle - after I came out of the Forbidden Forest, I suddenly realized that my trust in Snape had risen to the point of blindness, I don't know if this is a good thing, He seems to have a faint tendency to replace Mr.No, how can it be!Not to mention the lofty status of Mr. in my heart (although I really want to rape his ass...), it is unfair to transfer the emotion from one person to another person...

"... Cornish elf, well, let me see what you guys will do!" Lockhart opened the iron door of the cage the next moment, and suddenly, blue lightning flashed all over his body, pointy ears and round eyes The little elves rushed out of the cage that imprisoned them.

— This is simply madness!Those little elves seemed to have never been released in eight lifetimes, rampaging crazily in the classroom, their speed was as fast as bullets, and even a slight rubbing of the edges would make people feel pain, not to mention the books, desks and chairs, the students immediately ran around, The scene was a mess.

The dashing Professor Lockhart was still standing there laughing, "Look! As I said, they are very smart and cunning!" He didn't roll up his sleeves until he saw Neville being lifted into the air by the ears of two elves. Waving his wand, "Peskipiksi Pesternomi!" Unfortunately, it didn't work at all - one elf knocked him staggering, and another quickly yanked his wand out of the window, "Oh no! Come back! That's mine Wands! You can't do this!!"

Seeing that even the professor couldn't solve it, the students looked at each other and rushed out of the classroom. "Come back! You can't leave before class is over!!" Lockhart yelled in vain while hiding behind the podium while holding up his beloved book to fend off the elves. Suddenly he found the little girl who was helping Hermione pat her hair. Us of the elves, "You three, help put these guys back in their cages - ten points each!" Lockhart hurried out of the classroom with a chair on his back and closed the door behind him.

"This is a disaster!" After finally getting rid of the elf who was chasing Hermione, Ron continued to pat the little guys who gradually gathered around when they found that everyone else had disappeared, "Hermione, do you still believe him?! "

Without waiting for Hermione's answer, I reminded from the side: "Quickly think of a way to fix them!"

"Sealing Curse!" Ron thought of the spell in the morning, and as soon as he pulled out his wand, the elves immediately noticed the targets swarming towards them. Before we had time to react, Ron was instantly pushed to the ground, and his wand was smashed The elves scrambled to pull up into the air - each of them wanted to gain control, but no one was willing to let go. The poor wand was already old enough. Under such tearing, it finally broke into two pieces with a bang .Ron wailed, "No! My wand! That damned vase will pay me for my wand—!"

"Immobulus! (Fix all)" Hermione took the opportunity to say the spell