rogue mermaid

Chen Fan is known for being mediocre in the office. Today, he dragged his chin and stared blankly at the documents in his hand, but his thoughts flew to nowhere.

It's been a week since I've been living with Terry, and it's been a lot of fun, but it's also sweeter, or so he thinks.

"Yo, Chen Fan." Zhang Nanfei walked over and put his arms around his shoulders.

"What's the matter?" Chen Fan asked suspiciously. Zhang Nanfei looked down on him, and often sneered at him in the office.

"I heard that you married a mermaid, congratulations." Literally, it means happy, but when said in that awkward tone, it is no different from sarcasm.

"Thank you." Chen Fan said coldly, he looked at the clock, it was already three o'clock, there was a routine meeting on Wednesday afternoon, but the superior was away on a business trip, so he could leave work early today.Putting away the unread documents on the table, he opened the drawer and locked the official seal in.

"Tch, isn't it just that you have a partner? What are you dragging?" Zhang Nanfei spat, "I heard that it is disabled, whether it can be used there is still a question."

The office is full of men, and dirty jokes are often said, and other colleagues can't help laughing when they hear it.

"It's none of your business." Chen Fan tucked his briefcase under his arm. Triton likes to eat egg drop soup, and he thought that he would go to the vegetable market to weigh a catty when he went later.

"We are all colleagues, so there is nothing to see." Zhang Nanfei leaned against the window, with a cigarette in his mouth, and looked at Chen Fan provocatively. He had disliked Chen Fan for a long time, "Still, do you regret it now?" Yes, marry a crippled mermaid and go back."

"Take back your words." Chen Fan turned his head and gave him a fierce gouging look.

"Oh, I'm angry." Seeing the rare expression on Chen Fan's face, Zhang Nanfei was overjoyed, and he moved his face closer, "It's still what I said, you don't like it, there is no regret medicine in the world, and there was no regret at that time. No one put a knife on your neck."

Chen Fan's ability is mediocre, but he never takes credit for completing tasks, and he has a good relationship with other colleagues. In addition, what Zhang Nanfei said was too much, Li Qiuming couldn't help frowning: "Nanfei, don't say a few words .”

"I'm not wrong." Zhang Nanfei took out a lighter from his pocket, lit a cigarette, and puffed, "I just can't understand him. Every day he puts on a nice face, which makes me look like a bad guy." .”

Zhang Nanfei's father is the earl of country C. After graduating from university, he was directly transferred to the Ministry of Finance through his connections. He was spoiled and arrogant since he was a child, and he was always flattered by others everywhere. In the end, he bumped into Chen Fan, who can't flatter. Due to their personalities, they had a lot of conflicts in business affairs. Chen Fan belonged to the one-sided type. Don’t try to do tax evasion under his nose. Pressed.

Zhang Nanfei didn't care about the money, and he didn't care about doing those things, but he would lose face if he couldn't tell people about it.However, when he talked with Chen Fan calmly, Chen Fan refused without even thinking about it, and the two of them ended up like this.

"Don't talk speculatively, let's go first." Chen Fan will not argue with Zhang Nanfei, Zhang Nanfei is not a bad person, and his heart is not dark, but his mouth is a bit poisonous, and he thinks about everything on his face, so there is no threat to him.Just thinking of Triton made him feel bad.

These days, he has always been polite to Triton, just to create a good image of a family man, and to tell Triton, don't feel inferior, he doesn't mind if he can have children.

"Brother Li, look at him..." Zhang Nanfei threw the cigarette on the ground, stomped his feet, and extinguished the cigarette.

"Take a mop to mop the office. You just have itchy skin. You like to find bad luck." Li Qiuming poured a glass of water and opened the window.

"Damn, you actually asked me to do rough work." Even so, Zhang Nanfei went to wash the mop in a proper manner.

Terry slept in for a while. Chen Fan watched him closely for the past two days. He was fine with messing around in the house, but when he said it, his face changed to that of a cucumber, which made him lose interest at all.

Triton wants to buy a car. He has no mana and can't fly when he goes out. It would be more convenient to have a car.But he has no money, the majestic mermaid prince, he can't bring two machetes to the store to rob.

How about borrowing from Chen Fan first?Buy a cheap one for yourself first, and then return the money to him after working part-time?

Doorbell rang.

"Chen Fan?" He picked up the fishtail skirt at the side, put it on casually, and ran to open the door excitedly, because he happened to have something to discuss with him.Opening the door, rubbing his eyes, Triton lost all excitement: "Why are you?"

"Ah? Triton." Kong Chen was also taken aback for a moment, and then immediately expressed surprise. He didn't expect to see this unique mermaid again so soon.

"Come in." Triton took two steps back. Apart from Kong Chen, two other mermaid doctors came.

Kong Chen changed his shoes, first introduced his colleagues to him, and then explained the purpose of his visit.

"It needs to be inspected once every half a month, and my brain is twitching!" Terry said in disgust, "Bring me the report, and I will sign it, and it will be considered as an inspection."

Each branch of the Mermaid Hospital will provide free door-to-door services to the mermaids who come out of the scientific research institute. The main purpose is to check the current physical fitness of the mermaids and whether they are suitable for pregnancy, and to prevent the mermaids from becoming pregnant. The expectant fathers do not know.

"There's no need to investigate, it won't happen in 800 years." Triton heard that he was here to check for pregnancy, his eyes widened bigger than a lantern.

"I'm sorry, sir, this is our job."

"Believe it or not, I'm healthy enough to throw you out of the downstairs." Triton rolled his eyes.

Doctor Mermaid couldn't hold back his face anymore. Most of the mermaids they met were gentle, beautiful, and well-behaved. They would cooperate obediently every time they were checked, and they would ask them what they should pay attention to and how to have a healthy child. Now, I haven't encountered a single person who refuses to check.

"Sir, I won't delay you for a long time." Mermaid doctors are the easiest to get close to mermaids among all professions. They put on what they thought were very friendly smiles and continued to persuade.

"I don't like those cold machines." Terry made an excuse indiscriminately.

"it is summer now……"

"I don't like cold in summer either." Strong words.

"Triton, you have a popsicle in your mouth." Kong Chen said weakly.

……

half an hour later

"I don't want to check, don't check, I won't be polite if you come again." Triton retreated to the edge of the corner, using a chair to approach the person approaching.

"Sir, I'm sorry, we're going to use some rough methods." The mermaid doctor on the left took out a length of rope, and the mermaid doctor on the right took out a tube of reagents.A sharp light reflected from the glasses of the two of them.

"I don't like SM..." Terry turned pale, screamed and curled up, two tears fell down.

After Chen Fan bought the vegetables, he climbed to the first floor, and suddenly heard Triton's miserable voice, he dropped the cooked vegetables and briefcase in his hand, and sprinted up like a scud.

"Kong Chen, come and help hold him down." The mermaid doctor on the left, Que Que, wanted to try it out. After so many years of developing fishing ropes and fish-fixing agents, they have never been used, and they can finally make a big difference in their hands. up.

Kong Chen coughed twice: "Why don't you check?"

"No." The mermaid doctor on the right said, "Our professional ethics lies."

Kong Chen rolled his eyes, thinking, why don't you even know how you died later.He has seen with his own eyes how powerful Triton is, he can knock down a bunch of bastards, and he will be afraid of you white coats who have been locked up in the hospital all year round with thin arms and thin legs.

"Kong Chen...help me..." Triton stretched out his hand to Kong Chen, and squeezed out two more tears.

Kong Chen?Isn't it his friend?Chen Fan quickened his horse step while thinking.

"Stop pretending, don't I know your details?" Kong Chen said helplessly.

"Kong Chen...help me..." Triton rubbed his eyes pitifully.

Kong Chen's heart twitched, did he understand it wrong?Triton is not playing with them, but really uncomfortable? "Hey, don't be foolish, he is my friend." He rushed over and grabbed the sleeve of the mermaid doctor on the left, but he was weak, so he was led to take a step forward, and then fell down there. on people.

Terry was almost done playing with him. He threw away the mermaid doctor on the right, with a smile on his face, and he completely disappeared from the little daughter-in-law who was angry just now.

Kong Chen despised himself, and was actually deceived by the mermaid.

Chen Fan ran to the door out of breath, and watched his family fish sitting on the sofa, flicking its tail restlessly, and three men in white coats fell beside them.

Triton smiled at him and pointed to the pile on the ground: "A man can rely on it, and a sow can climb a tree."

After Chen Fan asked why, he couldn't laugh or cry.

"How can I say that he's your friend, even he lied to him?" In his cognition, Kong Chen should be a close friend of Triton, otherwise the two would not go to the Street of the Dead together, etc., "Are you His friend, why did you take him to Undead Street?"

Kong Chen wondered, "He and I met on Street of the Undead."

"Even if that place was the beginning of your acquaintance, you can't revisit the old place." Chen Fan's misunderstanding appeared again.

"No, I met him there once. God, I'm a mermaid doctor. How could I bring him to that dangerous place."

"That's right, but when he came back last time, there was blood on the fishtail skirt."

"Did you misunderstand something?" Kong Chen thought for a while and said, "I met him once before today, that time at Undead Street."

"what?"

"Also, are you his partner? Why don't you accompany him when you go out? Mermaids don't have means of transportation. It's very dangerous to be outside alone. I saw him walking alone on the street, very lonely, look I feel uncomfortable."

Terry was chewing ice, he wasn't lonely at all, and with Chen Fan beside him, Luo Li was not bored to death.

When Kong Chen said this, Chen Fan was ashamed. His mermaid was incomplete, different from others, and his heart was so delicate. When he first came here, he would leave him alone at home.

"Triton." Chen Fan shook his hand with emotion, and said affectionately, "I will take two weeks off tomorrow to accompany you to visit S city."

Terry's eyes lit up, Chen Fan had locked him up at home for many days, he didn't want to make him angry, so he didn't go out to cause trouble, uh... making trouble at home is not counted, but for his finger... in fact, he didn't make trouble at all. The disaster is that the kitchen was burned down several times, two TV sets were smashed, and three notebooks were broken...

"Really?" He looked at Chen Fan full of hope. Although Chen Fan was a bit wordy, it was better to go out than not to go out.

"Yeah." Chen Fan nodded again and again, and Triton's smile made him feel even more guilty.