rogue mermaid

Triton didn't know when Chen Fan's birthday was, so it was impossible to buy gifts in advance.Asking Chen Fan to accompany him to pick up the gift was nothing more than buying and paying for it on the spot.

Heaven and Earth is really a place where money can be made, Terry counted the tickets in a hurry, and told Chen Fan not to follow in.

When Chen Fan looked at the name of the store, he was already in a mess. Could it be that Tongtong likes to play some exciting things?For example SM.No, when the mermaid doctor came to check the apartment for the first time, Triton said very definitely that he didn't like SM and heavy flavors.Could it be that he didn't want to have sex with himself and bought an inflatable mermaid to pass himself off?Chen Fan used to have a colleague whose partner was sexually frigid, and after a few dislikes, he specially used the mermaid gold card to swipe an inflatable mermaid for him. The inflatable mermaid is red!A man's cup!

"Is that all? Nothing else?" Triton asked.

"Hmm." The shopper was a young man, and it was probably rare for a mermaid to buy these things in person, so he couldn't help but look at Triton twice more.

"Okay, wrap it up for me, preferably with a ribbon on it and a bow."

"Okay." The young man quickly found a cardboard box and put the things Triton needed into it. "Do you need anything else?"

"Other?" Triton looked at him suspiciously.

"You bought these for your partner, right? I also have an inflatable mermaid here, so your partner can hone their skills with it, and after getting familiar with it..."

Triton waved his hand and said with a smile: "That's not necessary." He is not the kind of weak mermaid, who can't move for a week if he touches it once. The inflatable mermaid is to reduce the burden of the mermaid. He doesn't need to reduce the burden. That thing is right. He is of course useless.

"Hmm. You bought all limited editions, totaling 8888. Would you like to pay in cash or by card?"

"cash."

When Chen Fan was thinking wildly, Triton had already come out with his things.When Chen Fan saw that he was holding a square cardboard box, alarm bells rang in his heart. It was probably an inflatable mermaid, because the condom was not that big.

"For you, do you like it?" Triton put the box in his hand with a smile on his face.

"I like it..." Chen Fan reluctantly said.

"It's a fake smile, if you don't like me giving you a gift, just tell me." Triton said displeased, "I think I prepared a gift for you and ran to sit on the stage, what else are you dissatisfied with. "Of course, he will never say the second reason for watching the mermaid.

"No." Chen Fan knew that he was lustful, but no matter what, the money Triton earned was spent on himself.Thinking of this, Chen Fan switched to carrying the box with one hand, and squeezed Triton's palm with the other.

Terry raised the corner of his mouth.

After returning home, Chen Fan had to face the reality that the kitchen was a mess, the half-fried and overturned dishes were already stuck to the floor, and they were still covered with oil foam, which looked very disgusting.

"You watch TV first, and you'll have dinner later." Chen Fan was afraid that Terry would wrestle with the grease that had stepped on the floor, so he drove him to the bedroom, and started to tidy up by himself.

Terry looked at his busy shadow on the printed glass through the kitchen door, and was inexplicably moved and even more determined that this was the life he wanted.

Walking to the bedroom, Triton picked up the remote control and randomly dialed the channel. There are few mermaid stars, and most of the mermaids in soap operas are played by slender men wearing special props that look like fish tails.But the overall look is not coordinated enough, nor can it satisfy people with extremely high aesthetics like Triton.

"Huh? What's this?" Triton glanced sharply at the box on the bedside table.

When Chen Fan finished his work and came in, he happened to see Triton playing with the condom box he bought downstairs at noon with his transparent tail fin.

"You like apple?" Triton asked.

"Uh..." You can be a little more reserved.

"I want to ask you something!" Triton sat up, caught the box with his hand, and pointed to the explanation behind, "This series also has strawberry and pineapple flavors. When this box is used up, we will buy it." Strawberry."

"It will take more than two months, hehe." Chen Fan walked to him, held his fish tail, and carefully inspected the fluttering tail fin.The caudal fin is the weakest part of the mermaid, and it is easy to get injured. Just now Triton used it to play with the box, throwing it back and forth, but he didn't faint from fright.

"Why did it take so long?" Triton asked, the strawberry flavored condom should be pink!Thinking of the little pink condom tied to Chen Fan's xx, he was overjoyed!

"Once a week, there are ten in a box, and it will take two and a half months to use up." After checking, Chen Fan pulled his fishtail skirt down to cover the tail fin that he thought was very weak.

"Are you frigid?" Triton frowned.

"Pfft..." Chen Fan was dumbfounded, and stammered, "Why do you think so?"

"There are very few mermaids on the earth. When a man sees a mermaid, his eyes should be bright. You are my partner, and you also said that you love me very... er... why don't you have desires for me?" Triton walked to the ground Turning around on the mirror, I wondered: "Aside from physical factors, there is no difference between me and other mermaids. Why is this so? Or do you like the weak type?"

Chen Fan hugged his partner into his arms nervously, and he already understood what Triton meant: "I don't feel frigid, and it's not that I don't love you... I've been studying that "Mermaid Handbook". When I knew it was not suitable for you, but as long as I thought of the possibility of hurting you, I would try my best to avoid it."

"Then I still have to thank you?" Triton joked.

"That's not necessary, let's go, let's go to dinner."

After taking a shower, Triton walked to the room, handed the towel for drying his hair to Chen Fan, and signaled him to serve him well.Chen Fan took it with a smile, and gently wiped his hair.

Terry's skin was slightly pink after being smouldered by the heat, especially the white and tender neck, which felt warm and smooth to the touch, and he wanted to go up and take a bite, but just like this, rubbing it, Chen Fan's heart was lost.

"Did you see the gift I gave you?"

Triton's words were like a basin of cold water, extinguishing Chen Fan's evil fire that had risen not long ago. He twitched the corners of his mouth: "What's wrong?"

"Take it apart and have a look. It's my intention to catch it easily." Triton felt that he was fooling himself, and said displeasedly.

"Okay..." Chen Fan sighed, carried the box over, and began to untie the knot with his hands, "I'm not interested in inflatable mermaids. Really, if you don't want it, I can wait..."

How come the question comes back around, just, "What does this have to do with an inflatable merman?"

"Didn't you give me an inflatable mermaid?" Chen Fan raised his head and asked.

"You can just have me, why do you need an inflatable mermaid?" Triton looked at him with idiotic eyes, "Don't you think I can't compare with those inanimate objects?"

"How is it possible, you are the best." When Chen Fan heard that the gift was not an inflatable mermaid, he immediately became refreshed. As soon as his spirit improved, his mind became clearer.The young man in the shop tied the knot rather tightly, so he simply found scissors and cut the ribbon neatly.

Chen Fan was very curious about what Triton would give him, and when he opened it, it turned out to be XXOO's skill book.According to the posture, it is divided into upper, middle and lower books, and the difficulty coefficient increases in order.Chen Fan turned two pages, blushing: "Tongtong...this is..."

"It's for you to hone your skills." Triton was depressed when he thought of the last Huanai.

"I will work hard." Chen Fan nodded, his comrades were really different, He Yong must have been envious to death when he heard this.He Yong's mermaid is not in good health and can't get wind. They are basically raised at home, and they are very shy. According to He Yong, if you want XXOO, you have to coax them two days ago.

"Would you like to try it now?" Triton frowned, showing an invitation.

Chen Fan's heart "plopped", "plop" jumped fast, his partner who just took a shower was so charming, with golden soft hair, water drops that were not completely wiped off left on his chest.The pink and tender points are looming in the bathrobe with a wide neckline...

"I'll count to three, and if you don't want you, go to the study." Triton glared at him, thinking, why is this idiot so dumb, "One, two..."

Chen Fan finally threw his lover down.

……

"Wow..." was the dividing line.

……

After the enthusiasm was over, Triton continued to play with the unopened condom box. The person in the quilt moved a little, and Chen Fan grabbed his shoulders and got his head out of the quilt beside him.

"Sorry, I forgot about this." Chen Fan apologized and kissed his partner's smooth forehead.

"It's okay, it doesn't matter if you use it or not." Triton shrugged and said indifferently.

The speaker has no intention, but the listener does.Chen Fan's misunderstanding syndrome played a role again. He thought that Triton meant "you can't have children with or without you." He felt distressed and took his partner into his arms. Chen Fan whispered on his neck: " It's okay, it's okay to have no children."

What does this have to do with children, Terry wondered?He just felt that he had to take a shower with or without a condom, and there was no essential difference.

The next day, Terry woke up when the sun was basking in his buttocks. Last night, he and Chen Fan had a perfect understanding and had a great time.Twisting around, he saw that the light on the answering machine was on, and he pressed the closer button.

"Tritong, I'm Zhang Nanfei, did you go home last night and you're alright?"

Terry returned the call to Zhang Nanfei, and the two had similar experiences. Li Qiuming originally wanted to settle an old debt with Zhang Nanfei, but Zhang Nanfei gave up the excuse that the child was hungry and wanted to eat first, so he could only shake his head and sigh, and ordered the servant to prepare a meal. The table is delicious, and my partner and the two babies in his belly can't be hungry.

"By the way, do you still remember that Prince Jodi from yesterday?" Zhang Nanfei said.

"Well, what's wrong?"

"He actually found me here."

"Prince A, after all, he still has a little ability." Comrade Terry said.

"He, he is simply a tragedy!"