The life of a vegetative cup

Zhou Xiaodan carefully held a stack of documents, kept saying "I'm sorry, excuse me", and dodged the busy crowd to the editor-in-chief's office. When he reached the door, he leaned against the wall to sort out the documents and freed up a hand. He knocked on the door, waited for the sound of "come in" from inside, and then squeezed the door open with his shoulders.

The man sitting at the desk was looking down at the magazine in his hand with rimless glasses, a few strands of curly hair that were not long hung just right next to his cheeks, his slightly pale face looked handsome and graceful under the sunlight shining through the window Elegant.

He raised his head when he heard the voice, took off his glasses, looked at the person with crooked eyebrows and smiled, and said in a low voice, "Dandan..."

This soft smile is more gentle and modest, extraordinary...

It's all an illusion!

"Boom!" Zhou Xiaodan closed the door all of a sudden with a blank face, squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, ignored the scattered papers, took a deep breath and kept mumbling silently, trying to brainwash his memory.

It's an illusion It's an illusion It's an illusion...

I don't see I don't see I don't see anyone...

"Xiao Zhou? What are you doing squatting on the ground?"

Hearing the sound, Zhou Xiaodan looked up at his editor-in-chief, with tears in his eyes full of help and hope: "Boss! I...I..."

Cui Zhao held the steaming coffee cup and looked at her confused: "What's wrong with you?"

He opened the door as he spoke, but before he lifted his foot to step in, the next moment he closed the door with a bang, and kept muttering: "I'm getting old and my memory is bad, today should be a holiday day." That’s right, oops, my Fanfan’s milk seems to have not been taken out of the refrigerator before I went out.”

Zhou Xiaodan grabbed Cui Zhao's trousers who turned around and wanted to run away: "Boss, you can't do this, what should I do if you leave, I can't live anymore, who do you find to squeeze you? If you really leave, I will never let you go... ..."

Cui Zhao's face was darkened, and he tried to maintain his balance while holding the coffee cup that spilled a few drops of hot red hands. He shook his feet several times in the face of the strange smiles of the people around him, but he couldn't shake off the people on his lap, so he had to He coughed lightly: "Xiao Zhou, let go, I have a family now, it would be bad for you to make a fuss like this and make people misunderstand it."

"Boss! You really have the heart to leave me, a [-]-year-old girl in my prime, to live in desolation!" Zhou Xiaodan held on tighter, and burst into tears: "You are so cruel, ruthless, and cold..."

This kind of mental attack has always been used by Cui Zhao on others, and he has always enjoyed tormenting people's thinking until life is worse than death, but as he grows older and has a successful family, as a leader, he has obviously abandoned it long ago. Such a style.

What's more, his old friend doesn't know if he got inspiration from his habits when he was young, so that he formed such a... well, the character of Qing Yulan, and Cui Zhao's conscious nerve line who accompanied someone in the whole process of treatment Having been tortured too delicately, he has deeply comprehended the principle of not doing to others what you want to be done to others, of course he no longer has any idea of ​​bullying others.

At this time, he unexpectedly recruited another similar person, and this set of combined punches was superimposed on him. His immunity was no longer strong enough after years of intense preparations, especially when the opponent was a girl who was much younger than him. The effect is simply awesome.

Except for the strongest master, he couldn't afford to offend her no matter what, and the ranking of this girl's danger index in his heart had already started to move towards the fourth place besides his wife and children.

Zhou Xiaodan was still crying for a while, Cui Zhao had no choice but to compromise, and said weakly: "Okay, let me go first, I won't go."

"Really?"

"real."

Zhou Xiaodan let go of his hand slowly, stared closely at Cui Zhao and realized that he really had no intention of jumping up and running, then packed up the documents that had fallen on the floor and held them in his arms again, and stood up again holding the door frame.

Cui Zhao took two deep breaths with a look of death on his face, raised his hand and opened the door, and smiled stiffly at the person sitting inside: "Your Majesty, why are you free?"

Zhou Xiaodan stood behind Cui Zhao with his head bowed and shoulders shrunk, trying to reduce his sense of existence.

Jian Minxi had already shifted his position from the sofa chair at this time, and saw him sitting on the window sill, stepping on the edge of the sill with one leg bent, one hand resting lonely on his knee, looking out of the window in a bright and sad poss The very dazzling sun, with mist shining in the eyes - if you give him a Gundam in the background, you can directly shoot the legend of the liberation of the galaxy.

"Bitch, why do you all dislike me so much..."

Cui Zhao shook his head violently when he heard the words, Zhou Xiaodan responded to the leader's call and shook his head no slower than him.

"Why does everyone's first reaction when they see me is to close the door?"

"..." Cui Tuesday kept quiet in a tacit understanding.

Jian Minxi turned her head slowly, looked at the two and sighed leisurely, raised the paper knife she found out from somewhere in her hand, and dangled it back and forth on her wrist: "I feel uncomfortable in my heart, you are willing to help Let me share..."

"..." Do we have the right to refuse...

After a harmonious suppression of force resistance failed, Jian Minxi seemed to be rejuvenated when facing the two who had experienced a few hours of life that was worse than death, and fully enjoyed the double torture of spirit and psychology. The pictures of beauties and the collection book with exquisite welts did not hesitate to show the slaves in front of them a smile that is more in line with the definition of "sunny day".

Watching Cui Zhao go out in a trance under his lewd coercion, across the whole city to buy various designated high-end supplements, dangling leisurely with his feet on the desk, occupying the seat of Cui Zhao's boss chair Jian Mingxi took a sip of his coffee and said with a smile, "Dandan, do you have time tonight? Go out and have dinner together?"

Nani? !

Zhou Xiaodan, who was slumped on the chair beside him, sobered up instantly, and stared at Jian Mingxi, who was smiling and silent.

Moaning and whimpering for a long time, he murmured, "I...I have a...date...tonight..."

"Huh~?"

"Yes! There is time!"

Jian Minxi smiled, and smiled more gently: "Hey, this is a good obedient boy, and he is indeed the one I like."

Brother, no matter how good-looking you are, I don't want what you said to be true...

Zhou Xiaodan's face was full of inner emotions, and in the thick of grief, he suddenly remembered something, rubbed his dog's legs and laughed and said, "Your Majesty, is it really all right? Sister-in-law won't be angry if we go out?" Glancing at the ring on Jian Minxi's ring finger, "Is she really not worried about you messing around like this?"

Jian Minxi slightly shook the coffee cup in his hand, took another sip, and said leisurely: "A man who is not flirtatious, who can't control his wife, is still called a man."

He paused for a while, stretched out his hand to lift Zhou Xiaodan's chin, and smiled softly: "What's more, is there anything we can't do to smile for the Bomei people?"

The corners of Zhou Xiaodan's mouth twitched slightly, and Jian Minxi smiled again: "Don't worry, my wife, she's pretty obedient so far. If you point him to something, he will never dare to look west again."

But why did I hear from the boss that your wife is actually very fierce, and its power is no less powerful than the Nagasaki atomic bomb, which can instantly wipe out people, leaving nothing left?

For his own future safety, Zhou Xiaodan decided to take the huge risk in front of him and try to save himself: "Your Majesty, I... I actually don't like flirtatious people..."

Jian Ming Xi slightly raised her eyebrows, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm not flirtatious, I can be very specific..."

"When someone is looking at a photo album of beauties," Zhou Xiaodan carefully glanced at Jian Mingxi's pile of Playboy magazines that had been mutilated on the table, and then glanced at the collection albums pasted with various beauties. , citing evidence, "Wearing glasses on purpose?"

Jian Minxi stared at her affectionately, and said with a smile: "I used to study for a long time, and when my eyes were too tired, my vision would become blurred."

lie!How can your eyesight be clear when you play Three Kingdoms Killing on your computer!

"Dandan, I think you have misunderstood me," Jian Mingxi sighed softly, "I'm not the kind of second-generation ancestor who is lazy, doesn't do production, and hangs around just to make trouble for others."

Zhou Xiaodan remained silent.

"I have quite a lot of belongings, so it's not a problem at all to support one or two more mouths."

Zhou Xiaodan remained silent.

"Follow me and you will enjoy yourself."

Instead of perishing in silence, it broke out in silence, Zhou Xiaodan couldn't be silent anymore.

She stabbed a fatal knife fiercely.

"Sister-in-law really doesn't earn as much money as you?"

Jian Minxi paused for a while, then sighed softly: "Well, he is indeed very capable, and I have indeed spent the money he earned."

Sure enough, Zhou Xiaodan thought, the shoulders can’t resist the hands and the hands can’t lift it, and if you only climbed to the fourth floor, you have to sit on the handrail of the stairs for a long time. I know that the chances of you fooling a good girl with your handsome face are definitely not less than 99% %.

Zhou Xiaodan sighed in his heart, silently regretting the tragic fate of the female compatriot whom he had never met.

There is a lazy and coquettish big turnip who spends all day doing nothing but cheating, cheating, drinking, and fishing for beauties as her husband, and in the end, she has to work hard to earn money for him to spend. Is she a more unlucky woman?

But at this moment, Jian Minxi's voice defending herself sounded in her ear again.

"But Dandan, you also have to know that I spend his money for his own good."

"Huh?" Is there any reason for this?

"You see, every time I asked him for money, I was objective and emphasized the necessity of sufficient reasons, and never gave him room to refute."

"..."

"You have to understand, with his donkey temper, insidious and cunning, and cruel means, he may not know how to exploit the blood and sweat of the working people. As a husband, I have to think about how to give him money." You need to accumulate more blessings in the second half of your life and the next life, right?"

"..."

"He can't spend all that money by himself, and depositing it in the bank is a waste of circulation value. I will help to spend more. Isn't it able to increase economic consumption and generate GDP for the country? This is also for the benefit of the people. "

"..." After all, you are not a softie!

Strictly speaking, Jian Mingxi's conditions are definitely not bad. He needs good looks, money and money, and even has a small citizen's scorn and rascal humor, without the slightest estrangement and airs of the rich. How much can you say? A girl's dream chase.

Zhou Xiaodan looked at Jian Minxi who walked out the door with his head held high and his chest held high. Immediately, he was surrounded by girls from the publishing house laughing and chatting. He could only sneak away from one side to prevent people from discovering that he had stayed in the same room with the other party for such a long time. long time.

It's not that she hides from this inexplicable affair that happened to her. She also likes handsome guys and beautiful men. Who wouldn't want to open their eyes every day and see a very seductive handsome face?

Although Jian Minxi is several years older than her, she is not restrictive after all. The only problem is that the other party is not her type.

In her imagination of her future husband, a man over [-] must at least have a stable career, be mature and prudent, be extremely responsible, and have great courage. At first glance, he will give people a sense of security that can be delivered to him for life. .

Jian Mingxi?Zhou Xiaodan is very suspicious that the other party's mental age may not be as old as her own.

She herself is not an earth-shattering beauty, not to mention the other party's tone and expression, she doesn't need to look at it to know that Jian Minxi is simply teasing and joking because she is too familiar with her.

This kind of humorous, playboy who is rich and free is only suitable for being friends, and the usual joking and joking will pass away. People who can't be bound by marriage are definitely not suitable for being a choice of love, otherwise it will fall from the sky. The numerous cups and utensils can definitely fill an entire kitchen.

She didn't need to bother to guess, that Jian Mingxi's wife, whom she had never met, must have a deep understanding of this.

Zhou Xiaodan, who had finally finished working today, wiped off his sweat and breathed a sigh of relief. He stood up and went to the water dispenser to pour himself a glass of water. He just got up, but shrank back to his cubicle with a "swish".

Why did he come here...

what do i do...

Calm down... calm down... must be calm...

Zhou Xiaodan caressed the beating heart in his chest, took a few deep breaths hard, patted his cheeks and managed to slow down the burning heat, and then carefully poked his head out to continue peeking.

Ah, it's right for a woman to have sex with such a man, this is the best quality, how cold on the outside and hot on the inside, how mature and elegant, how sullen and black-bellied, how...

I heard a person behind me suddenly say, "Hi!"

"Shhhhhh..."

Turning around and seeing the person coming, Zhou Xiaodan spat out the turbid air after being frightened, "What are you doing!"

Jian Minxi raised her eyebrows, took a bite of the cucumber (where did he find it?), chewed it slowly, and smiled.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong... the little girl is ignorant and immoral... His Majesty Wanwang, please forgive me..."

Jian Minxi interrupted her with a wave of his hand holding the half of the cucumber, swallowed what was in his mouth and turned his head to look out, with a momentary surprise on his face: "Oh? That's not... um..."

Zhou Xiaodan tightly covered the opponent's mouth and dragged him back nervously: "Hush your voice, don't let anyone find out!"

Looking outside, he found that no one had noticed their movements. Just as he turned around with a sigh of relief, he was facing Jian Mingxi's shining eyes, and Zhou Xiaodan suddenly had a headache.

"I let you go, don't shout!"

Jian Minxi nodded quickly with an expression of "I know, I understand, I understand".

Jian Minxi, whose mouth was finally let go by her, hurriedly took a few breaths to adjust her breathing, looked outside at the person who was talking with someone outside the finance room, and said hehe: "I didn't expect that, that bastard is quite good. The money was delivered, and even came in person.”

brute?That is the lover of my dreams that I will never forget since I met him once during the interview!

Zhou Xiaodan said angrily, "Hey! He's a social elite no matter how you look at it? How can you hurt people by opening your mouth like this!" Then he turned around, grabbed Jian Mingxi's tie and said excitedly, "You know him!"

Ow!God!Earth!Buddha!

How many people she has inquired about and how many gossips she has collected for such a long time, she was stunned that no one could clearly explain the person's origin, and now she doesn't even know the person's name!How long has this been scratching her heart!She was about to give up, but she didn't expect to have another big luck today!

Jian Mingxi is hiding too deeply!Now that you know why you didn't say it earlier!

It is immoral to block someone else's pursuit of love!

Jian Minxi raised her eyebrows, looked at Zhou Xiaodan's claws on his tie, and then at her.

Zhou Xiaodan laughed dryly twice, let go of his hands to help Jian Mingxi smooth and straighten his collar carefully, and took out a few chocolates stored in the drawer.

After knowing each other for so long, she certainly knows that Jian Minxi likes to eat chocolate.

As expected, Jian Minxi smiled meaningfully, opened her drawer, snatched out the whole bag of chocolates, and took them all away, not letting go of the few in Zhou Xiaodan's hand by the way.

She bears it! ! !

Zhou Xiaodan took two deep breaths to suppress his anger, and squeezed out a seven-point flattering, three-point flattering smile: "Your Majesty..."

"Huh?" Jian Minxi tore open the chocolate packaging with both hands while holding a cucumber in her mouth.

"You know that person, right?" Zhou Xiaodan pointed to the outside of the cubicle.

Jian Minxi glanced at her and nodded: "Yes." After a pause, she looked at her sadly, "Have you taken a fancy to him?"

Zhou Xiaodan blushed, and hummed, "So what, I still know myself, I can't catch up with that kind of person." Then he sighed, squatted on the ground and circled aggrievedly, "I'm just fantasizing, It’s best if you can get to know each other, but if you don’t get to know each other, it’s not bad to be the idol lover in your dreams.”

Jian Minxi nodded more seriously: "That's right, he's not a good bird, listen to my advice to my sister, don't provoke him, it's nothing good. Do you think your brother and I are still here?" She closed her eyes, fluttered her eyelashes, sighed softly, and said sadly, "Could it be that I'm not enough to satisfy you usually? It actually made you fall in love with others?"

Zhou Xiaodan twitched the corner of his mouth: "Can you compare to him?"

Jian Mingxi was displeased: "I can't compare." He stuffed the chocolate into his mouth, picked up the small mirror on Zhou Xiaodan's desk while chewing, took a picture of himself, and combed the chocolate with the hand holding half of the cucumber. He lowered his hair and looked at Zhou Xiaodan, "Aren't I more handsome than him?"

Zhou Xiaodan looked at Jian Minxi's handsome face with a proud smile, and then at the light gray casual suit that was matched by jeans and a white shirt. The beautiful collarbone was exposed from the open neckline with a few buttons, and the collarbone hanging loosely under the collar The slender figure integrated by the tie.

There is also the half cucumber in the other party's hand...

Zhou Xiaodan remained expressionless, but said firmly, "You are not my type."

Jian Minxi suddenly opened her eyes wide as if she had suffered a huge injury, covered her chest, and looked back at her, her gaze was full of accusations.

Zhou Xiaodan took out a few vouchers for western restaurants from his wallet, and with a severe pain in his heart, he gritted his teeth and stuffed them all to Jian Mingxi: "Your Majesty, can you tell me?"

Jian Minxi put down the mirror and checked the voucher in his hand, folded it in his pocket with satisfaction, nodded his head and said with a smile: "Well, seeing how we have been together for so long, I will save your fallen soul , freed from the torment of falling into the devil's abyss."

Before Zhou Xiaodan could react to the other party's words, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the person, Jian Mingxi had already rushed out with a smile, and shouted: "Hey! Naughty animal!"

Ah hello!Is that the way to greet people?

Brother, you are obviously here to make trouble for me, right? Look at how many people around you are looking at you!

I don't know how many times my first love, could it be over before you started it...

"Axi." Handsome guy, why do you turn your head away when you hear this address, don't tell me you know it's calling you...

Jian Minxi held up the cucumber and handed it to the steady handsome guy with a calm expression, raised his chin, and smiled: "Do you want to eat?"

Come on, that's what you bit into, right? Young Master Jian, who would eat a cucumber with you in a large crowd?

Besides, you don't look at people!Look at his elegant temperament, his calm demeanor, his calm demeanor!At first glance, he is a successful person with self-cultivation and pursuit. Do you think he can do such a disrespectful thing in a public view like us unscrupulous citizens?

God, earth, let a thunder strike me to death, Zhou Xiaodan scratched the wooden board of the cubicle and burst into tears, she really didn't want to admit that she knew the mentally handicapped child surnamed Jane.

The handsome guy opposite Jian Mingxi was silent for a long time. Just when Zhou Xiaodan secretly thought that this was the case, and was about to give him a thumbs up, he saw him lower his head slightly, and lightly bit the half of a cucumber that was still stained with someone's saliva. Down.

A gust of wind suddenly blew outside the window, shaking the green leaves and branches.

The illusion in my heart shattered in an instant, drifting away with the wind...