The life of a vegetative cup

Graduation time is too long and I don't touch books for a long time. Sure enough, there are still troubles.

For example, if I can still remember the specific principles of the T-distribution and the F-distribution, I can conduct a rigorous academic analysis in depth and thoroughness-why these small probability events, the fuck will happen to me.

Even Lao Tzu didn't miss the time to go to the toilet!

"Haha, I didn't expect that the person who received the bouquet turned out to be a gentleman," the wedding master of ceremonies wore an extremely obtrusive smile, and bravely lined up a bunch of staring, jealous or resentful people in front of him in the silence. The young girl raised the microphone to my mouth, "What a lucky moment this is. I don't know the name of this gentleman, but he is also in such a good mood. How does it feel to snatch the bride's bouquet?"

Although it's not that there are no men around me who come to follow me and rush to play (such as the dude named Bin in Wei's family), but I really just pass by on the way back from the toilet, and follow when a group of people are backing away noisily. He backed away, and when he looked up and saw the UFO coming with the crowd, he subconsciously raised his hand to grab it.

And, I said brother, before you ask me what you think, can you narrow down your nerve line a little bit, didn't you see the faces of the bride and groom on the stage, and the faces of the various family members around them all changed in an instant.

After all, the identities of the characters here are not ordinary rich people, business circles, political circles, and even those in uniform. You have to pay attention to your eyesight for your job.

Again, look at what words you use.

"Rob"?Do you need to grab it?It's too late to hide!

Even if he wants to attract the attention of others, I have no reason to fight with a bunch of young girls who are waiting to be married!

But since your Excellency has asked sincerely, even if I am not welcomed by others, they will not be able to show it on the bright side, especially at such an important moment as Ji Tao and the Su family sister.

Well, when the scene was obviously cold, and the emcee's smile had already started to froze at me who was silent, the reactions I could do seemed to be summed up in two points.

[-]. Congratulate the bride and groom for their happiness with a smile, and sincerely express their gratitude for the blessings from heaven for receiving the bouquets that are usually only prepared for women, then step back from the crowd and continue to return to the air.

[-]. Glancing at Ji Tao who was staring at me with tearful accusations, he threw down the bouquet, stomped his feet twice, twisted it twice, turned his head and turned around stubbornly, with pain and pain all over his body and heart Sorrowful turned away and shed tears.

The former's reaction was too indifferent, if that's the case, then why would I come to this wedding, I'll just go home and eat noodles, while the latter is too petty, a bunch of motherfuckers, bloody serious, obviously not my style.

"Um, sir, what do you think?" The master of ceremonies finally sensed that something was wrong. Sweat broke out from Duo Fang's eyes, and he tried to break the silence with a dry smile, and raised the microphone to me again. come over.

What the hell are you in a hurry for? Didn't you see that I was struggling too.

However, I have been silent for a long time, my face is pale, and my eyes have been wandering away for so long with empty eyes. It is also suitable for the situation by mistake - maybe being in a daze is also a very good choice.

When people are bored, their brains are very powerful. Looking at the faces of those people on the stage getting darker and darker, I think this effect may be what I want most.

"Jian Mingxi, are you okay?" Wei Bin came over and pushed me, I looked at him blankly, then looked down at the bouquet in my hand.

The evil animal has now squeezed to my side, holding my hand that was not holding the bouquet: "Axi?"

I turned my head to look at him in a daze after hearing the sound, and continued to be sluggish.

Zhao Juntong looked at me and frowned, and grabbed my other wrist to grab the bouquet. I quickly grabbed it even tighter, and looked at him sadly—there were blue roses on them, blue roses!

No matter how stupid I am, I know that this thing is not cheap. It is absolutely no problem to sell it for ten yuan a piece. There must be at least 50 flowers in it. How many ribs can I buy to stew at home!

He paused and looked at me without speaking.

I quietly scratched the palm of his hand holding me with my small nails, held the bouquet tightly, and continued to look at him sadly.

Bone soup is also a great tonic. Beat two eggs, add some salt and chicken essence, and add two drops of sesame oil. When did I treat you badly?

Zhao Juntong looked at me quietly for a while.

I continued to beg silently with my eyes, if you don't drink the soup, I can give you two pieces of meat, if it's not enough... Gritting my teeth, I can negotiate with you if you give me some money!

Zhao Juntong sighed lightly.

There seems to be some weakness in the voice?

Just when I was wondering if I had too much imagination and had auditory hallucinations, Zhao Juntong put his strong arms around my shoulders, pushed away the crowd, and took me out very forcefully.

While everyone was watching, I grabbed Zhao Juntong with one hand and held the bouquet tightly in my arms with the other, and staggered out following him in his big strides.

"Mingxi..."

My body shook violently, and I looked back at Ji Tao in an instant, trying to show the signal of enduring hurt and pain in my eyes.

I don't know if it's because he was cleaned up by the makeup artist today and put on powder. Ji Tao's face was paler than he remembered. When he looked back at me, his eyes hurt, and he was about to walk towards me , but was held down by Su Hangwen who walked over in time.

Ji Tao pursed his lips tightly, his face contorted for a moment, his body trembled slightly, I glanced at his tightly clenched fists, the protruding joints turned white.

I gently closed my eyes, turned my head and leaned weakly against the beast, and let him lead the way out.

In the silence, Wei Bin suddenly laughed twice: "It seems that the next one to be married is Jian Mingxi, you are lucky, Jun Tong."

"..."

Grandson, you are very talented in finding topics. Are you sure you want to die and go reincarnate immediately?

"I'm sorry," Su Hangwen smiled and patted Bai Chang who was holding the angry face tightly. Su Qixuan, who was full of sadness and charming, looked slowly and leisurely and wanted to shrink herself to the ground Wei Bin turned to the master of ceremonies and smiled gracefully, "Can we continue? The ceremony doesn't seem to be over yet."

"Yes, yes," the young master of ceremonies sweated even more and nodded hastily, "This will continue."

Dragging me out of the hotel auditorium where the wedding was held, Zhao Juntong pulled me to sit down in the reception area next to him, and looked at me for a moment: "Axi, are you all right?"

Holding a bouquet of flowers in my hands, I was thinking about how to exchange money, and I was so happy: "?"

Um?Why do you ask?

Zhao Juntong raised his hand and wiped my forehead. He touched me only to find that my hair was sweating a lot.

I was a little surprised: "Huh?" I touched it again, "I guess the heater inside is too hot, and I'm actually sweating."

Zhao Juntong did not agree, but said: "If you feel uncomfortable, we will go back first."

"Is it abnormal to be weak and sweat a lot? What are you talking about!" I glared at him, "Besides, I haven't eaten yet! There are so many expensive dishes in there and you leave just by looking at them. You want to starve me to death?"

Zhao Juntong: "..."

When the two of us returned from our stroll, the ceremony was over.

Behind is the reception, the tables were withdrawn to the two sides, those people in front continued their bustle, flirting with each other, playing Tai Chi, negotiating with words, countless dirty and dirty transactions hidden under the bright lights, everyone had a great time Huan, it's just me and the evil animal, just like being in a paradise, isolated from the noise and prosperity, enjoying the quietness alone, forming a strong and sharp contrast.

How do you say there is a cross talk?

Obeying the law is always sad, and the strong beam sings happily every night.Riding a horse and mule at the expense of others and benefiting oneself, starving for justice and justice.Bridges are repaired, roads are blinded, and there are many murders and arson.I went to the Western Paradise and asked the Buddha, and the Buddha said - I have no problem.

Therefore, in this situation with obvious class hierarchy, I directly commanded the evil animal to pull the nearest table over, and began to sweep all kinds of protein-rich foods in front of me.

Guessing that I would be exhausted again, I just stopped and leaned on Zhao Juntong, looking forward to lowering my head, ignoring one or two sights from afar, not knowing the time or place, just staring at him in a daze. Holding this large amount of money in the future, I gently caress the fragrant, quiet, and delicate blue petals with my fingertips, go in and out, and watch them trembling, vibrating, and moaning under my hands with crystal clear water droplets. ...

Well, flowers can't make sounds.

The sight in front of me was suddenly blocked by a fork poking the shrimp balls, which hindered my spiritual communication with the bouquet. I squinted my eyes, opened my mouth unceremoniously, aww, and grabbed the shrimp balls.

"Don't bite the fork." Zhao Juntong grabbed my hand with the other hand and pulled my index finger out of the stamen, lightly instructed.

I rolled my eyes and immediately let go of my teeth.

Once you get used to it, it's really not easy to change.

Suddenly I was moved, I looked up, and found that the woman sitting across the table had changed into a white wedding dress, and a pretty and soft woman in a light pink dress was staring at my finger in shock with wide eyes full of water vapor, terrified. jumped.

Beauty, when did you come?

Turn to the crowd ahead, where is the groom?How can I let the bride run to me alone?

The target was found, and there were a few old people and two extremely conspicuous heroes ten meters away. It turned out that they followed the old man and uncle to establish relationships with others and meet people.

Obviously he was blocked by many people, and he lowered his eyes and didn't know what he was thinking. He didn't realize that his wife had come to confront his ex-boyfriend head-on.

I turned my head back, and Sister Su finally recovered from my fingertips. After looking at Zhao Juntong, she turned to look at me again, with surprise still in her eyes.

I secretly reached out and twisted the inner thigh of the evil beast, damn it, I didn't tell you in advance when someone came!How the hell did I lose my face in the face of a beauty!

Zhao Juntong frowned, clamped my legs between his legs and was about to move up, he was about to touch the vital parts and made him shameless in public, then he raised the fork and put it in front of my eyes.

I pursed my lips tightly and stared at the fork in front of me.

"Brother Juntong..."

Zhao Juntong ignored him, and still placed the fork firmly in front of my eyes, and moved his other hand holding the knife under the table, coming towards me.

I hurriedly bit the steak on the fork, oh my god, this is too threatening!

Zhao Juntong smiled, even his eyes softened, and then with a knife in his finger, he slowly started stroking my thigh.

I tightened a string, trying to withdraw the hand caught between his legs, but unexpectedly, he held the wrist with the knife hand again.

Holding the flower in my arms, I twitched my face and looked at Sister Su with a stiff expression, my eyes almost burst into tears.

"Jane...Jian Mingxi," this sister didn't know what I misunderstood, she looked at me complicatedly for a long time, and then bit her lips lightly, "I know you are not reconciled, but you can, you can give up on Ji Tao Is it?"

Sister, you are already married to him, so am I giving up?

Although we seduced him twice with our eyes, it was just to make him feel guilty, waiting to pounce on the pervert suddenly to make trouble. The lunatic just put in a little more effort to help me pull it out because of the previous affection.

The more guilt I feel, the more I will make it. We did our best in acting, but it does not mean that we are really willing to let him come over and reconnect with him—I really have no courage to love and hate him so strongly. Let's enjoy it again.

"Ji Tao is too important to me, I can't leave him," Sister Su lowered her eyes, her eyelashes were trembling with moisture, she stretched out her hand as if to caress her belly, and there was a sense of apprehension on her face. It was planned as a look of maternal love, "I and the child, we can't leave him."

"I love Ji Tao, I love him so deeply, for him, let me do anything."

"For so many years, I have been waiting for him to think about it. Finally, finally he agreed to marry me." Sister Su's cheeks were flushed, but immediately turned pale, and she looked up at me resentfully, "We Already married, you and him have been broken for so many years, don't bother us anymore, okay?"

I stared blankly at her without saying a word—but I thought in my heart, fuck you, of course it's not good!

It wasn't me who cheated first, why the fuck should I suffer?

He didn't even give me any compensation and alimony, so he took my money and ran away with a beautiful woman to become a big boss. I was dragged into a dark hell, thinking about him so much, I wanted to see him so much Ah, she was so cruel that she didn't even want to show her face. What she said when we were together back then turned into shit and was dragged out into the latrine!

I stayed alone in that smelly and smelly place to rot and rot, and he went on his honeymoon happily, why...

For so many years, so many days and nights of embracing each other, it was cut off for no reason, why...

Now, she is still happily getting married, why...

How do I...

……I……

……Hey?

No, why should I think so?

"Jian Mingxi, I'm sorry that you broke up with Ji Tao because of an accident." She looked at Zhao Juntong who had closed her eyes and expressionless, bit her lip and said softly: "It's just, it's just that you already have brother Juntong, now I am also very happy, then, please return Ji Tao to me, and really don't appear in front of us again."

"He is already my child's father, so don't bother us anymore, okay?"

Su Qixuan looked at me quietly, and suddenly, with a slap, drops of water rolled down from her tear-filled eyes, like pear blossoms with rain, delicate and lovely.

"OK?"

I still stared at her blankly, as if my brain was rusted, and I couldn't react.

Su Qixuan also looked at me quietly.

Without saying a word, Zhao Juntong suddenly raised his hand in front of my eyes, hugged me tightly, picked up the champagne on the table, and sipped it lightly.

When I was blocked from my sight, I suddenly returned to my senses. I couldn't help taking a breath, and I kept my stunned and stunned state for a moment, and straightened my emotions. From the look of my expression, I should be thinking about something like Goldbach's conjecture. major mathematical problems.

Su Qixuan looked at me firmly, as if she would not leave until I gave her an answer, but she also began to have some doubts in the expression she looked at me.

The two sides stalemate quietly.

In order to solve the embarrassment, I pursed my lips, tilted my head slightly, frowned, and opened my lips to pronounce, with a hesitant tone of simple strangeness and deep apology, polite and gentle.

"Sorry, miss, um..."

"Excuse me……"

Under her staring gaze, I smiled shyly with a little embarrassment.

"who are you?"

"..."