The life of a vegetative cup

"I'm at table number nine," I stared at the laptop screen, and pushed Zhao Juntong next to me, "Hurry up."

Zhao Juntong responded with a "hmm", hugged me and looked at the other computer, and smiled: "It's in."

I hooked his fingers on my waist and kneaded them repeatedly, and leaned over to look at his screen: "What did you draw this time?"

Zhao Juntong paused: "The traitor."

I was taken aback when I heard it, and then I grabbed his hand and laughed wildly: "You bastard! Let's see if you die this time!"

Hold the mouse and start to choose a character. I won the lottery. I am a loyal minister.

Zhao Juntong even smiled, and pulled me into his arms with some strength in his arms: "Let me kill a few rebels for you first, and then attack."

"No problem!" I leaned on Zhao Juntong's body, stared at Zhen Ji, who I had inserted a traitor flag on the card with bright eyes, rubbed his calf with the back of my foot, and smiled, "I must I will love you dearly, Concubine Ai!"

Zhao Juntong didn't seem to care at all, he just kissed my cheek and smiled, then rested his chin on my shoulder, watching me play vigorously in a very leisurely manner.

If you don't say that evil animals are evil animals, those who hide their identities, use counterintuitive tricks, bitter tricks, smuggle things, and stealthily use them to call a slip, seem to be able to play cards directly without thinking.

God knows he just learned the rules two days ago.

Look, how insidious it is, none of the other six people at the table came to beat him, so that I am very suspicious now, he even used a beauty trick to confuse the sharp glasses of our buddies!

wipe!How dare you block me, you foolish master!What the fuck is your IQ!Do you know that we are on the same page!

If you bother me any more, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows!

Seeing that there were only me, the evil animal, and the lord left in the end (the evil animal used his cunning and shamelessness to guide the lord to kill another loyal minister), finally a traitor saw something, jumped out and cursed in the chat box up.

The vulgarity of his language and the rubbish of his words are simply breathtaking, and his target is directed at me and the evil animal, bluntly speaking, the despicable and vile behavior of our secretly teaming up.

When I saw it, I felt as if I had been slapped with chicken blood, and I became excited after a while.

I have a go!No matter how insidious our domestic beast is, you can damn it!How dare you bump into Grandpa's head!

You just bought PetroChina!Your whole family has bought PetroChina!Also bought Sinopec!

Look at the cheap look you chose, with big pimples all over your face, you still have to say it was prickly heat covered by a mask during the SARS period. A group of wild geese flew south when they saw your face and turned their heads and jumped. Look at you How intimidating is the length!

A group of SBs are flying south, and they line up in S for a while, and B for a while. Could it be that we, the highly intelligent businessmen, can understand Chinese pinyin?

Just when I was using my speedy skills and passion to rush to draft and code words for a long time, instead of yelling at each other, Zhao Juntong, who had already controlled his characters, fired all arrows and instantly killed me and the lord without mercy.

"..."

Zhao Juntong rubbed my head, looked at the calculated score on the screen, and smiled again: "I didn't expect to be a traitor, and I got quite a lot of points."

I turned my head away in a flash, showing my bloody mouth, and pinching his neck: "You...you..." The widow really can't believe that you are a two-faced, double-faced, double-faced, hypocritical, duplicity bitch!

Zhao Jun grabbed both of my wrists with one paw, and pulled my trembling hands away from his neck very easily. I opened my mouth and showed my sharp teeth, and bit down on him without any politeness. On his neck, grind! ! !

Zhao Juntong frowned, and slowly moved his hands along my back, like coaxing a child: "Hungry?"

"Yeah!" I let go of the meat I clenched in my teeth angrily, and faced him like a "dish", "I'm waiting to be fed!"

Zhao Juntong looked at me, suddenly smiled, and leaned over to kiss me again: "I'm finally refreshed."

My heart skipped a beat when I heard this, I lowered my eyes to hide my expression and smiled, and buried my head on his shoulder.

The process of beating the pervert is very enjoyable, but the follow-up of beating the pervert...is very sad.

Because of the sudden unexpected accident, in order to avoid responsibility and avoid punishment afterwards, we can only play the emotional card and play psychological warfare.

I ran into the biggest nightmare of my life. It is normal for us to have some psychological shadow after we finally escaped. It is normal for bad memories to reappear in our minds in horror. How normal are the outward signs!

So after returning from the hospital that night, I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet. For the great cause of the nation, for the prosperity of the country, and for the peaceful liberation of all mankind, this disease is fixed by the Lord!

Now that the goal has been identified, it is time to start implementing the exacting and correct implementation plan.

So when the evil animal went back to sleep, we also quietly opened the windows in our house to blow in the cold wind.

The only disappointment is that the implementation of the plan works very well.

The lunatic sent me to a Mao hospital that season. Even though I was given a drip, it still caused a high fever in the end. Mommy, it almost turned into pneumonia. This made me confused all day long. It's so embarrassing to take care of the location continuously.

Especially now that it's night, and for no apparent reason, she started sleeping on the same bed with him...

Alas, Fu Wei is still feasting.

Zhao Juntong touched my forehead, then raised my chin to test the temperature with his own forehead, and then put his arms around my waist and dragged me out of the house: "What do you want to eat?"

Sighing with tears in my heart, I had no choice but to suppress my emotions, bowed my knees, and climbed onto his body like an octopus, wrapped my arms around his neck and wrapped my legs around his waist, and stuck out my tongue to gently lick his neck Teeth marks from my bite.

"I want to eat meat."

With great strength, Zhao Juntong embraced me with both hands and walked towards the kitchen: "We can discuss it."

"fried chicken."

"No."

"Roast Duck?"

"That oil is too much, change it."

"...I'll eat it!"

"No."

"Just eat!"

"No."

"I'll fucking kill you, believe it or not!"

"casual."

The little flame in my heart was rushing up, and when I was about to give up verbal communication with the evil animal and switch to force communication, I heard the doorbell outside suddenly ringing.

The old man stared at him with a grim face full of anger—who the hell dares to interrupt the good thing about biting the beast!

Hearing the sound, Zhao Juntong closed the refrigerator that had just been opened, and dragged me, who was still hanging on him, towards the door. As soon as he held the doorknob, I, who happened to be able to see who was outside through the peephole, held down my wrist.

He turned to look at me.

I let go of him and ran back to the sofa to sit down, stroked the folds on the pajamas that had fallen because of being crooked with the beast just now, and faced the reflection of the LCD TV in front of me, I rubbed the skin that was rubbed by the beast just now. Almost became the hair of a chicken coop before going back to see him.

Zhao Juntong paused, then raised his hand to touch the hair on his right ear.

I turned my head to look at the TV screen, damn it, curly hair is hard to take care of, and it's making me independent again!

I wiped it hard twice and couldn't suppress this proud hair. I looked around and couldn't find a water glass nearby, so I just spread out my palm and spit twice, then raised my hand and wiped it. hair, turned to look at the evil animal.

Zhao Juntong looked at me and didn't speak.

I glared at him.

He still didn't say a word, paused, turned his head silently with a tense face, and pressed the doorknob.

What the fuck is your attitude!Do you dislike me!

"Jun Tong."

"Haha, Dad Zhao!" Wei Bin smiled with evasive eyes, "How are you doing recently?"

Zhao Juntong looked at the two people at the door without speaking, turned around and walked back.

The two people outside the door also walked into the room, and Wei Bin behind him closed the door by the way.

When I saw these two people, I looked stunned, then stood up and nodded with a smile: "Wei Wei," then looked at the other guy who was about to become a fairy, pursed his lips, and smiled, "Mr. Su."

Su Hangwen saw me, and smiled after a moment of silence: "Hi, excuse me."

Wei Bin also walked to the sofa at this time, raised his hand and greeted me with a smile: "Hey, Jian Mingxi, are you feeling better?" The box is placed beside the table.

"It's much better, I'll let you worry about it." I looked at the pile of beautifully packaged high-end nutritional products, how much money does it cost, I earned it!

"Hey, you are always being polite to me."

The great master and his grandson were all seated, I smiled and said, "Wait a minute, I'll make a cup of tea." Zhao Juntong walked up to me at this moment, and shook my arm with concern.

I rolled my eyes with disdain in my heart, I patted his hand, and said in a low and gentle voice: "It's okay." I smiled at the two people on the sofa, turned and walked towards the kitchen.

"Oh, Dad Zhao, your wife is really gentle," Wei Bin laughed heartlessly, "If I had such a woman by my side, I wouldn't look for a woman anymore."

The evil beast kept silent about this, but I squinted my eyes.

Grandson, do you want to die?

When I came out of the kitchen with a cup, these people were still sitting there, waiting to be served like uncles.

After setting up the cup, I sat down next to the evil animal, pulled his paw and held it in the palm of my hand, holding it tightly.

Zhao Juntong glanced at me who pursed his lips, and shook his palm back.

"I'm talking about Dad Zhao," Wei Bin said with a smile, apparently having nothing to say, "Jian Minxi's complexion is still not very good, do you want to go for another check-up? Let me tell you that I know a Chinese medicine doctor, the pulse number Fang Zi's skills are getting better, how about I take your baby to prescribe some medicine to recuperate?"

No one spoke, and the silence became even worse.

Wei Bin, who was treated coldly, shrank back in his seat with a stiff smile on his face, and looked at Su Xianren for help.

Su Hangwen sat on the sofa gracefully, with his eyes downcast, not knowing what he was thinking. At this moment, he raised his eyes to look at the hand that I was holding with the evil animal. After calming down, he looked at Zhao Juntong again, and used his Qing Liao also spoke with a fairy voice: "Juntong, I heard that you haven't been to the company for several days."

After hearing this, Zhao Juntong looked at Su Hangwen, but still didn't say a word.

"We have been friends for more than 20 years," Su Hang Wen Dun said, "If we really want to be like this, can we never be friends anymore?"

I naturally felt a little embarrassed when I heard this, and stood up: "Uh, you must have a lot to talk about, so I won't..."

Zhao Juntong glanced at me, pulled me to sit back, and said calmly: "You are here, you don't need to go."

I looked at the three people around me, tried again to grab my hand held by Zhao Juntong, but failed, so I took advantage of the situation and sat down again, feeling a little embarrassed.

Do you think I really want to leave?If you don't stay here, how do you know what conspiracy you have?

Zhao Juntong looked at the teacup for a while, then turned to Wei Bin and Su Hangwen and said, "What else do you need to do now?" The implication is that you can leave if you have nothing else to do.

Su Hangwen didn't speak, but Wei Bin did.

"It's not that Jian Mingxi was recovering from his illness a few days ago. Jun Tong, you are too busy taking care of him to meet guests. I don't want to bother you. I just came here to see if there is anything I can do to help..." Su Hangwen sneered lightly, and Wei Bin immediately changed his tune, "A few days ago you were so angry that I came here just to hit the muzzle of the gun..."

As he spoke, he stopped again, scolded himself in a low voice, stood up and bowed deeply to me: "Jian Mingxi, I'm sorry, I'm the fucking bastard! At that time, I left you alone Putting it there will cause you to be taken away by that bastard, if you want to relieve your anger, hit me like me, I am thick, so I am not afraid."

Whoops, look at this kind-hearted grandson, he really thought it was his fault, do you think I should feel guilty.

Uh... It's really difficult to have this kind of emotion... Let's forget it.

But as a gesture, we will too.

I hurriedly waved my hands again and again: "What are you talking about? It's all caused by my own running around, and it has nothing to do with Wei Wei."

"Is it okay? Juntong was so angry that he almost dispatched me to Africa." Wei Bin glanced at Zhao Juntong who was drinking tea indifferently, and said in a timid tone, "If I really follow you Are you still sick?"

I smiled embarrassedly: "It's all a small problem, you don't have to take it to heart." Then I looked at the evil animal beside me as if asking for help.

Zhao Juntong put down his teacup and glanced at Wei Bin: "Sit down."

"Ah, ah," Wei Bin laughed, and his energy was full again in an instant: "I think you all forgive me."

... Wei Wei, you have grown up so much, has the servility in your bones also increased?

At this time, it was the turn of the Su family's inorganic creatures. He probably knew that the focus of the topic was shifting to him, so he was silent for a while, and then looked at me, still maintaining his innocent smile , and asked, "Jian Mingxi, next month... do you have time?"

Um?What, you came here for me?Do you want to trick me again?

My heart was pounding, this guy couldn't bear it anymore, why didn't he know that I am a professional otaku now, what is lacking is not lacking time?

But thinking about Ji Tao who I met a few days ago, I think I know what he is going to say.

Seeing me nodding my head, Su Hangwen took out two bright red invitation cards from the inner pocket of his suit, gently placed them on the table and pushed them towards us.

"Qixuan and Ji Tao will have their wedding in the middle of next month." Su Hangwen closed his eyes and paused, then smiled again, "I hope you can come."

The face of the evil animal changed slightly, and I sneered inwardly. Sure enough, now this inorganic creature has sensed that something is wrong with Crazy Ji and has come to defend her sister again.

I said that you, an evil animal, are making friends with gods and horses, all of you are selfish, aren't you a person in your own circle, you can hurt them no matter what?

If I don't fucking kill you today, your surname will not be Jane!

I stared blankly at the two wedding invitations, my whole body seemed to be numb.

"No...not going..."

Zhao Juntong held my trembling hand and frowned: "Ah Xi?"

I came back to my senses, smiled, looked at the evil animal and asked anxiously: "I have nothing to do with them, so I don't need to go?"

Zhao Juntong paused: "Yes."

Su Hangwen frowned: "Jian Mingxi..."

"Mr. Su," I interrupted the words of Su's inorganic creature, "it's not because of relatives, but I'm not in good health, so I won't go."

Su Hangwen was startled, and then smiled: "How come it's not relative, since we all know each other, let's have fun together..."

"Mr. Su, I don't want to participate in your affairs anymore."

"..."

"Mr. Su, you have never experienced it."

"..."

"You can only drink water by kissing the tops of other people's feet."

"..."

"With just a few days of leg splitters, I can no longer close my legs."

"..."

"In the end, I even forgot my instinct to stand and walk as a human being, and I just feel like an animal every day...crawling around on the ground..."

"I... I've been crazy once, and I've died once," I trembled slightly with the hand holding the evil animal, and pulled the corner of my mouth for a long time before I managed to pull out a slight arc, "I... now I just want to be good. survive."

"I beg you……"

"Please……"

"Don't... don't..."

I was trembling and speechless, so I simply stood up and said, "I'm a little tired, I want to go to rest first." Looking at Su Hangwen, who was stunned, and Wei Bin, who was full of shock, he nodded indiscriminately, " Feel sorry."

Just as he was about to step out, his arm was grabbed by someone.

"Jian Mingxi..." As soon as Su Hangwen started to speak, Zhao Juntong grabbed his wrist with his hand on my arm.

I looked at Zhao Juntong in surprise.

But he didn't look back at me, instead he hugged me in his arms and broke Su Hangwen's hand away.

Su Hangwen looked at Zhao Juntong quietly: "Juntong..."

Zhao Juntong said calmly: "Ah Xi and I have to rest in the afternoon," he paused, and then said, "You can go."

As soon as he finished speaking, he took my arm and led me into the house.

Wei Bin also stood up at this time, scratching his head anxiously: "Jun Tong, you misunderstood, isn't Su Wangba..."

Zhao Juntong closed the door with a bang, blocking Wei Bin's remaining words.

As soon as I entered the room, I immediately shook his hand and stuck it on the door, listening carefully for the movement outside.

"Ashi..."

"Huh?" I still clung to the door, and continued to listen with another ear.

Zhao Juntong was silent for a while, then pressed his hand on my shoulder and squeezed tightly: "You..."

Finally I heard the sound of the door closing outside, I didn't care what the evil beast had to say, I opened the door and rushed out.

"Damn it! There are so many good things!" I rummaged through the gift bag on the side of the table, laughing, "This is bird's nest? It's a high-end product, I've never eaten it before, yo, such a big ginseng , is it true?"

"..."

"Huh? What is this? It's not English, right?" I turned my head and held up the jar to show it to the beast, with an excited expression, "Can you understand it? What is it worth? Is it worth it?"

Zhao Juntong looked at me quietly for a while, then raised his hand to grab my wrist and kissed me.

A helpless sigh was swallowed between his lips and teeth.

"You..."

what!You bastard takes advantage of me again!

Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall with a slap, and I couldn't even pick it off!