The life of a vegetative cup

Some people say that dreams are subconscious self-adjustment and motivation, as well as the setting of future goals.It is also said that the function of dreams is to explore the interpersonal relationships of the dreamer and help them find answers to these questions.

In fact, before I put this kind of thing that is easy to read at first sight, I would not even glance at it. I would even laugh at it after seeing it. Those who study these things are fucking bored and full.

But ever since I was accepted as an apprentice by an unscrupulous bastard and turned to attack psychology research and try to write articles, Freud's "The Interpretation of Dreams" has been forcibly designated as a book that I must and will never resist. bedtime reading.

Moreover, the phrase "most of the repressed desires are sexual, and sexual disturbance is the root cause of mental illness", I don't know when it was firmly imprinted in Lao Tzu's head.

Jian Mingxi is a wimp and crazy, and I have to bear the consequences. I have already admitted that I have experienced replays in my dreams. The quality of sleep is not bad, especially if it also happens to stay up late to catch up on manuscripts, the result can definitely be described as miserable.

But this time, it was beyond my expectation.

Except for a moment of hard work at the beginning that made me roll my eyes straight, then before I knew it, I not only started to sleep well, but also since my illness recovered to the point where I can clearly recall some things and never forget them again due to mental problems , the most beautiful and fullest day of sleep.

I just want to lazily hug the quilt and rub it back and forth on the bed, humming twice when I feel comfortable.

I squinted my eyes and looked at the strange ceiling. After thinking for a long time, I remembered when I saw this chandelier.

I moved the body I was holding, the legs I was clasping, and the arms around me seemed to move unconsciously, tightening my grip even more.

Well, although it’s almost winter, it’s nice to feel the slippery touch of the constant heating stove under the warm quilt, but if the stove is a beast, it’s more or less a bit...

What's more, I was so strangled that I could hardly breathe!

However, we have always put pleasure first, and adhere to the principle that only others are unhappy, and we never suffer from it ourselves.

So I shrank back slightly, and slowly and quietly retracted the legs that were lying on the opponent's waist. Seeing that the beast in front of me frowned slightly although its eyes were still closed, I immediately stopped moving.

There was a faint black shadow under Zhao Juntong's eyes. He must have not had a good rest before, but now that he fell asleep, he naturally couldn't wake up so easily.

I started scanning my eyes again to determine the position of the object, and slowly put my knees in the position of his splits. Phew, his thighs are really heavy.

Take a deep breath to accumulate strength, and in the next moment, raise your hand, clasp your shoulders, turn over, and hold down firmly!

Quickly grabbed Zhao Juntong's tie on the bedside table, took advantage of his wrist before he could react, and twisted it around a few times, then grabbed the other wrist, I'll wrap it~~

Hehehe, let's see if you die this time~

Just as I was baring my teeth beautifully, a low laugh suddenly came from my ears.

I lay on Zhao Juntong's body and froze for a moment, then I heard him sigh again with a smile: "You're very energetic." The breath that was brought up when he spoke was blown into my ear! !

Level [-] red alert sounded! ! !

There was a buzzing in my head, and before I realized it, I jumped up and wanted to run, but I don’t know why the strength under my feet was weak and weak, and my eyes went dark, and then I groaned—— crushed to death I am!

What the hell am I running for! !No matter how long this evil animal has accumulated power for a long time, it is now tied up!I can't eat it! !

Hate it! !

What I hate even more is that my mother is still wrapped in his arms! !

"The doctor said you were anemic and exhausted." Zhao Juntong moved the wrists that were still tied around my waist, and leaned over to face me, "Sleeping for so long..." He lowered his eyes, smiled, "hungry?"

I stared at the handsome face of this evil animal so close at hand, took a few breaths to suppress my anger, then blinked my eyes, smiled, raised my head and rubbed his cheek, and put his earlobe in my mouth, Grinding his teeth lightly, "Dada, I'm hungry~" At the same time, he raised his legs and gently rubbed his knees against his waist.

Zhao Juntong took a breath and was quiet for a while, then used his knee still kneeling on the bed to effortlessly dismantle my stubborn resistance, pushed my other leg away, pressed down again, resisted, and stared at him instantly. Eyes, I smiled: "Shall I feed you?"

I wipe it for real!

Feeling the high-temperature weapon on the thigh, Lao Tzu, who knows the current affairs as a gentleman, immediately licked his face and rubbed it: "Dada, I haven't washed it yet~"

Damn it, I really think I'm a young child, and I can't predict the consequences of you getting bored!

Zhao Juntong looked at me, paused, and smiled: "I don't mind."

I mind! ! !

I started grinding my teeth.

Zhao Juntong looked at me quietly with his pitch-black eyes, not saying a word.

I don't know what was going on in his mind, and when this evil beast saw my hair start to explode, he finally heard him sigh, and leaned over to kiss the corner of my lips.

"You believe me."

"Ashi, you trust me again this time."

"I will protect you."

I was startled.

Zhao Juntong lowered his eyes and looked at me, then kissed my forehead, straightened up, and smiled: "Get up and brush your teeth."

Brushing your teeth is fine, but the question is - can you let me go, you bastard!

I'm very passive being dragged by your arms around your waist, do you know that! !

I've only wound the tie twice and haven't had time to button it yet, can't you take it off!

Even if you can't take it off, at least give me some clothes!Both of us are men and we are going to the toilet naked, it is easy to ignite the gun and cause an accident, do you know that, you bastard! !

I fucking kill you! ! !

Sure enough, this beast is still exploitative by the powerful class, and does not tolerate the slightest resistance and clamor from others, or does it not care at all?

Last time I was fed up and stayed here all night to nourish my stomach. Seeing him honestly tidying up the guest room, I thought he had changed his ways and started to understand the bitterness of the poor people and was keen to help others.

Mao thinks about it, Mao wants to fall, what is it that dogs can't change eating shit, and shit grand can't change pushing dung balls?This is a typical example.

Lao Tzu's capacity for civil conduct has been restored a long time ago!What about human rights?What about my human rights!

Holding the mirror for a while, Zhao Juntong clung to me tightly from behind, lowered his head and lightly touched my neck with his lips, holding up a toothbrush soaked in toothpaste, looking at me from the mirror, his eyes were as gentle as water, with a smile abundant.

"Did I open your mouth, or did you open it yourself?"

threaten!Absolute threat!Hongguoguo is a naked threat!

What are you!Do you know my temper!Do you know that I have a history of mental illness?Do you know that when Lao Tzu gets sick, he catches and bites whom?

At this critical moment!At this moment of choice!At this bifurcation point of the future!I'm still so fucking mighty... just give up.

Zhao Juntong smiled, rubbed the top of my head which was holding my face and I was depressed for a while without tears: "Good boy." After a pause, he wrapped his arms around me and hugged me, "From now on, you will live here with me."

@#*%...&%&(&&*...!!!

Not afraid of suffering or tiredness, not afraid of being squeezed or blackmailed, we are tough weeds, we are tenacious Xiaoqiang.

The big BOSS came to the door. Regardless of the difficulties and dangers, I can trade it out in order to partner with a beast to deal with the pervert and be innocent. For a free and happy life in the future, and for the happy life that will harm countless beasts in the future, I will suffer bitterly. Fang Weiren master!

But... what about the rice!What about rice! !What about rice! ! !

You fucking have pets and you have to stutter!This is still a big living person!

There are no rice noodles... There are no fish balls... There is no combination of rice noodles and fish balls...

With tears in my eyes, I looked at the neat and empty kitchen, the shiny kitchen utensils, and the stove that didn't stick to oily smoke...

Except for the ice cubes and beer in the refrigerator, I didn't even see a fucking grain of rice!

Grandma's evil animal, where is the nanny you hired in the United States!Why did you just live a hard and simple life by yourself as soon as you came back?

Leaving the villa, I don't think you'll drop the price of a small house with three bedrooms and one living room. Anyway, this high-rise building has a beautiful environment and good properties. It is also top-notch among the high housing prices in the city center.

I endured the humiliation, felt aggrieved, and burst into tears in my heart to give up. I had just finished tidying up and hadn't lived in a hot den. I entered your wolf den, but what about you, a beast?

You are rich!Rich man!Is it expensive to hire a babysitter?Is it expensive to buy some food and stock up in advance! !Do you spend money to feed me! ! !

The beast who had changed his clothes appeared behind me, wrapped his arms around my waist, buried his head on my neck, took a light breath from Lao Tzu's stiffness, and smiled: "What do you want to eat?"

eat you! ! !

It was only when I went out that I realized that today was the weekend. No wonder this bastard took me for a leisurely drive around the place. After finishing my breakfast at the porridge shop outside, I absolutely had to think about the livelihood of the people for the next meal.

So under my correct guidance, I grabbed Zhao Juntong by the collar of this beast with a wave of my hand, and went to the supermarket!

Apart from the necessary furniture, those cold walls are bare and empty, and with two white gauze curtains and a picture, it will almost become a mourning hall. Is this still home?No matter how you look at it, it's not as good as my kennel. Can I live happily?

The money to buy new curtains and bed sheets, I have to have coasters for tea cups, and I have to have another toothbrush towel.

The murals are my masterpieces, dish soap and dishcloths are indispensable, we can't let this bastard waste his money to go to the laundromat, is he really relieved that there are bugs in there?It is absolutely unambiguous that the drum washing machine and the disinfectant washing liquid take off the plate and send it back!

The heating is about to be supplied, and the animal's shop is still underfloor heating. When the time comes, the dry heat in the room will be greatly reduced. What should I do if my fragile small airway accidentally suffers from inflammation?Definitely have to buy an air humidifier.

Buy two get one free on razors?One more...it's mine!

Soybean oil, MSG and salt, sesame sauce, pepper and fennel...

Of course, the most important thing is the food, the food.

In fact, I don't want to go to the supermarket to buy vegetables at all. How much money will be spent on such a small bundle?Getting up at five or six in the morning is the right way to go to the vegetable market. It is fresh and cheap, and you can even bargain with him for fifty cents.

That's the kind of place that Zhao Juntong, an evil beast, would never set foot in. Seeing how considerate and considerate I am, I would rather let him spend more money than let him get into trouble because of his cleanliness habit!

Rice flour, um, buy some lettuce, green peppers, potatoes, yams, I will never eat bitter melon!

I am thick-skinned and shameless, the two big men ignored the weird eyes and pointing around and moved forward bravely.

Zhao Juntong was pushing the shopping cart quietly, and I walked in front and pulled the iron frame on the cart to guide him. The beef and mutton had to go to the cold and fresh section, and I bought some ham and yogurt by the way. Plus a snack to eat while watching TV.

Let's see if your big refrigerator is not full~

I was scanning a wide range of radar left and right, and there was nothing to search for, when I suddenly saw a light pink figure appearing at the corner of the shelf in front of me, and I was stunned for a while.

Zhao Juntong was picking up the juice and looking at it, and then slowly put it into the cart that was almost full. I took a step back and moved to his side, bumping his shoulder.

"Hey, evil animal," seeing his eyes raised to me, I raised my chin towards the front, looked at him sideways and said, "how is that girl? She has a lot of temperament."

Zhao Juntong has always been calm and graceful, and seems to be in a good mood. Even if he listened to what I said, at most, his eyes did not change much, but when he turned his head and looked in the direction I pointed him, the corners of his lips fainted. The barely detectable smile in his mouth disappeared into outer space in an instant.

That indifferent, composed, calm and cold bastard's aura immediately filled out.

The woman not far from the opposite side was picking out milk tea. She seemed to have noticed something at this time. She turned her head to look at us. However, his body froze immediately.

I blinked my eyes, did she know the evil animal?

I bumped into Zhao Juntong again: "Can I hang her?" I looked at this beautiful woman who was still looking at me in a daze, and whistled secretly. Shocked?

"Give me an introduction."

Zhao Juntong paused, turned his face away, and looked at me quietly.

Um?What does this mean?Why can't she chase after?

"Mingxi..."

I was staring at this beast, trying to interpret his deepest emotions from various angles such as psychology, physiology, and reason from his expressionless face, but at this moment, I heard another one that was quite impressive in my memory. Unforgettable voice.

Turning my head slowly, I saw another man pushing a shopping cart appearing behind the woman, looking at me and the beast with complicated and tangled eyes.

I raised my eyebrows slightly.

If you really see Kou Sihu in Leizhou, where will you not meet each other in life.

Harmonious travel together, we really have the same taste, and we are both quite leisurely, aren't we, Mr. Ji?